Massage Parlor Reports

[NightHawk 1967]

Hey all, had an unfortunate experience in a dream. Drew someone who was having that time of the month and didn't even say anything. CFS was a mess afterwards was very grossed out. Scurried out fast tried my best to disinfect but when I get home I found dried drippings around JR, am a little on the bigger side so JR tends to go hiding especially after that experience. Should I be worried and get prep to be 100% safe? Any advice appreciated.

You're prolly OK. But, yeah, get tested. You need to wait at least 3 weeks for shit like HIV to show up. In the meantime, if you gots a GF or wife, you going to have to make some excuses not to fuck.

[JohnsonTouch]

One word. Nasty!! Do not waste you time and money.

Agreed. The standing shower room had a harsh white light and made me feel like I was in a prison bathroom. I also don't understand why they have one room with like four massage tables. Anyway, I have had two dreams with two different providers there. Yaya was small and fit, basically no English, with mediocre service overall. Eva was bigger, with a chubby midsection, but decent English and, while she gave a great, sloppy BBBJ, she also got tired of doing anything 25 minutes into an hour session, and had me finish manually myself. Lazy AF. Paid $$ total each time for the "hour. " I do not recommend.

[JohnsonTouch]

I had a dream that I walked through a propped-open door and up a flight of stairs, rang the doorbell, and was let in by Sue, who ended up being my MT. I would guess her to be in early 40's, average body, natural Cs, sported a short-haired Bush. TS was thorough and intimate. Sue dried me off and led me back the the therapy room for a very effective massage. ST was a nice contrast, and, upon the flip, the oral application of the cover was executed leading into CBJ, gloved finger PM, and CFS in CG and standing-over-the-table K9 until I came to fruition. Sue wiped me down and let me get dressed before letting me out the exit. Total damage: 0. 8 house fee for the hour + $. 6 tip.

[JohnsonTouch]

I had a dream that I drew June. Pretty face, aged maybe late 30's or early 40's, fairly fit body with I thought nicely done MMs of sensible size, Cs maybe Ds, shaved kitty. Thorough TS with some nice teasing of junior throughout. Dried off and returned to the therapy room for a decent massage. St began and I was surprised to feel bare breasts included with it, as I hadn't noticed her disrobing. Flipped and found her indeed to be in her birthday suit. Light BLS and a very skilled oral application of the cover, which I also didn't notice until I checked for myself. CBJ and then CFS in the standard positions until I popped into the cover. She wiped me down and helped me get dressed before letting me out of the facility. Total damage: 0. 8 house fee + $. 8 tip.

[JohnsonTouch]

Try Eden in Alexandria. I don't know why it is not reviewed much here, although it is a very busy place and for a good reason.

Thanks for the recommendation. I had a dream that I went down to a basement, rang the doorbell, was let in, and had waited in the therapy room for a few minutes when in walked the prettiest K-girl I've ever seen in any AMP (dethroned Celine at Palace). I even thought that Yoyo was prettier than most of the agency girls that I've seen. She also looked young, I would guess solidly in her mid-20's at most. Nice natural Cs, flat stomach, fit body, soft skin, shaved kitty, small tattoo at the base of her neck on her back. TS was attentive, with some nice lathered strokes of junior. Returned to the room for a decent full-body massage. ST commenced and upon the flip, a little bit of BLS, oral application of the cover, CBJ, allowance of a little DATY, gentle denial of FIV, and then CFS in the standard positions until I came to fruition into the cover. Yoyo wiped me down thoroughly with a warm wet towel before she stepped out. I got dressed and was let out by one of her colleagues. Total damage: 0. 8 house fee for the hour + $$ tip. I didn't feel like haggling that down because I was a little stunned by how pretty she was, but I definitely would not pay that much for anyone else at that establishment.

[YellowBeard22]

Haven't been in a year after a few disappointing visits and only chose 30 minutes in case things were the same as the past. Kayla was fun, cute, bubbly and damn, she could ride ride ride. I agree on the hanging curtains, they looked great.

I did Kayla a few year back and remember her name as a good fuck. I must've been confused. I guess she now be in 40's now. Body OK for age. Got a little belly going on. Face below average. Teeth bad.


I think monger saying she do bareback cock suck is mistake. She never ever do that she say. With cover, OK cock suck. I think I just spoiled by all the NOVA and NYC agency gals I been plugging. They all BBBJ and younger.

Mish OK. Pussy tight enough. Mostly she just lay there and play 'fuck me honey' 'give me cock honey' game. Me feel like real John slamming that hole.

Dog fuck Ok too. She look best and almost feel like I was fucking younger gal. She run out of steam after 3 minute in CG squat. Best when I be in control of fuck and mish. I do thinks she has a nice looking pussy with big flappy lips gripping cock.

Does she Greek? Nope. I wants to blast load on face. Nope. Cum on Pussy? Nope. Blast cum on saggy Bs? Nope. She pretty much standard massage gal no no.

You gets what you pay for I guess. House get 80. Tip was 140 for hour.

[GiantsFan202]

You had a high risk encounter. Also, it seems you did not properly wear a condom because blood got on your JR. The blood could contain HIV or Hep. So, visit your local heath department or doctor for assistance.

By the way, PrEP is taken before a sexual encounter.

I meant pEP* apologies, I spoke to doctor and she didn't think there was a need for me to take it, guess I will have to just wait things out and get tested when appropriate.

[Serpico99]

I stopped by Vivi Massage in Tysons Corner, off of Tyco. It's located in the same business park as B&H, which is on backside of the business park while Vivi faces Tyco Road. It's located next to a Chinese food place. And yes, Vivi is a Chinese AMP. I had first stopped by this place a couple of years ago after it first opened and got a few good massages with a good edging by a decent looking Chinese girl on the younger side (30's); however, after she had left, this place turned into a FS spot and my last visit to this place, I ended up getting a big boned chick that looked mixed resembled magilla gorilla. But I wanted to try this place again after a long hiatus.

I was greeted my a middle age Chinese woman, who had an ok face, and nice body in a dress. It's 50 for the half hour, 70 for the hour. I think they have a TS; however, I have never used the TS option.

Massage was ok, borderline passable, just rubbing oil on your back and legs with a some effort but with very little tease. She has some nails which was scraping my neck so FYI, if you feel her scraping your skin and worried about leaving marks that your significant other may ask you about LOL.

After the flip, she immediately motions and says in very broken English, Boom Boom, with also the mouth gesture. I ask how much, she quotes 200. I say no way. I counter with 140, she counters with 160. I say no way, just do BJ for 100 no condom. She seems confused and says 160 boom boom and does the mouth gesture as well. We go back and forth a bit and I'm losing my motivation to even get a simple HJ from this chick. She breaks out her phone and does a very weird translation into English from her Chinese dialect, something like, "my brother will have sex after he eats". I'm like WTF, huh? She does the translation again and I'm borderline about to laugh. She then says 150 and I say no, just does HJ. She finally settles on 140 FS and BJ and she wanted the money up front. I cautiously gave the tip up front. She then tries to negotiate again with 150 and 160, with money in her hand and I tell no way. She finally agrees to 140 and goes out to get a cover.

CBJ was pretty good, missionary was fine but I could tell she was having trouble take my dick. She suggested doggy and seemed to handle my dick in doggy and I pounded away, giving a couple good thrusts after busting my nut and hearing her moan. Clean up was with paper towels sprayed with alcohol. LOL.

I got my full 30 minutes so that's a plus. But I would not recommend this place, as with most of the Chinese AMPs in this area, it's all about FS and less on a good actual massage. And I question the ability to at least give you a hot towel to clean your dick off after services. And the negotiations killed some of the mood.

I don't know if they have ad up on bedpage but you can look them up on rubmaps under the Vienna section towards the bottom of the second page of listings.

[Idk85]

Hey all, had an unfortunate experience in a dream. Drew someone who was having that time of the month and didn't even say anything. CFS was a mess afterwards was very grossed out. Scurried out fast tried my best to disinfect but when I get home I found dried drippings around JR, am a little on the bigger side so JR tends to go hiding especially after that experience. Should I be worried and get prep to be 100% safe? Any advice appreciated.

You had a high risk encounter. Also, it seems you did not properly wear a condom because blood got on your JR. The blood could contain HIV or Hep. So, visit your local heath department or doctor for assistance.

By the way, PrEP is taken before a sexual encounter.

[Amsterdam2022]

Try Eden in Alexandria. I don't know why it is not reviewed much here, although it is a very busy place and for a good reason.

Is it FS place? Also is it Korean? If yes. Not for me at this time. Need more conservative approach.

[FakeName3]

Sounds like a scenario that could eventually prove bad for the entire monger community. These are not the type of places to take one's wife or girlfriend. Take her to Outback Steak House and treat her to a spa day to include a pedi / mani.

LBP, guess you missed the posts a couple years back from Abba91. A female board member that went to AMPs with her husband and got couples massages with happy endings.

[ThrobbinWood]

Thinking of taking the wife for a couples massage where the therapist might be open to have fun with the wife a bit. I have been to the usual suspects in this area but not sure of which ones will be receptive to slight stimulation / fun for girls. I am thinking that a place with TS would be a good start but also want something which is very clean. Also, I haven't seen any where there are two massage table in the same room so open to different rooms. My wife is aware of what happens in massage place but this is going to be a surprise for her. She is also not into girls as such but an approach from a girl might work better than a guy masseuse.

Any suggestions?

I am one who always slows down and gawks at the carnage when I drive past a wreck. I really look forward to reading your follow up report. It will be good I am sure.

[Big Daddy Don]

Thinking of taking the wife for a couples massage where the therapist might be open to have fun with the wife a bit. I have been to the usual suspects in this area but not sure of which ones will be receptive to slight stimulation / fun for girls. I am thinking that a place with TS would be a good start but also want something which is very clean. Also, I haven't seen any where there are two massage table in the same room so open to different rooms. My wife is aware of what happens in massage place but this is going to be a surprise for her. She is also not into girls as such but an approach from a girl might work better than a guy masseuse.

Any suggestions?

Take a shower and go on about your business.

[Tomk2323]

Hey all, had an unfortunate experience in a dream. Drew someone who was having that time of the month and didn't even say anything. CFS was a mess afterwards was very grossed out. Scurried out fast tried my best to disinfect but when I get home I found dried drippings around JR, am a little on the bigger side so JR tends to go hiding especially after that experience. Should I be worried and get prep to be 100% safe? Any advice appreciated.

Yes. Definitely be worried.

[BlueDrifter]

Been a minute since I've been out to get a massage so while in Springfield area stopped by Prince. Typical ring bell, shown to room. Usual. In walks masseuse in a LBD, black hair past shoulders and on the very short side say definitely under 5'5. Already had fee and tip on table so no discussion. Overall was amazing and think she said her name was Kayla on way out and to come back asap.