Rants and Stupid shit in Hartford

[ChadZ1212]

I have to chuckle, so will you gents. Friend called and said join us for one cocktail. Told him, I'm drying out. Come on Chad, just one. Anyways, got to the place, ordering drinks, 2 ladies were checking me out. So I walk over and said, baby, you don't know this, I'm taking you home with me. Now, I could tell she was getting wet. Her friend says, honey, he's bold, you ain't getting anything better than him. LOL, LOL.

Anyways, fucked all night, next morning she says, should I Uber home or can I get a ride. Told her I'll give ride home when I'm done with you. LOL, LOL.

Chad.

[ChadZ1212]

Gents,

Just a reminder, the cool Chad 4th annual Holiday Bash is around the corner. You guys guessed it. Special surprise you won't believe. Plus, one lucky member will have a chance to win one of Cool Chad's guitar, autographed. Only here in the usawwsg. Stay tuned gents.

Chad.

[Newbie58]

We all know the forum clown didn't actually do anything for you. Just don't feed his ego and try what he suggests, if you can even decipher through the nonsense. Keep trying what you're doing. I hope you find what you seek. Keep reading and practicing and it'll all fall into place. The clown only offers entertainment.

[MaxThrust]

A farmer comes home late one night. He comes in the house and he has a pig with him. His wife is upset and comes into the room ready to ask why he's coming back so late. The farmer says "this is the pig I've been fuckin'. " The wife in shock asks "you've been fucking a pig! To which the farmer replies "I wasn't talking to you."

[Prober]

I plaued the dumb, innocent game. It's not mine, why would I have to test, wrongly send to me, identity theft. You know. All sorts of nonsense thrown out to confuse. She is very unpredictable, so I still don't know, if she believed me or not. Never again came up that topic till now.

When I was in the AF, military personnel carried their medical records with them when they moved to a new assignment. Sometimes the wife would look through their records when they got home from overseas and discovered that they has been treated for STD's.

[Xelajo]

I had that same thing happen with PP ten or so years ago. Fortunately, I got the mail first that day. I was pissed (pun intended).

What did you tell the wife?

I plaued the dumb, innocent game. It's not mine, why would I have to test, wrongly send to me, identity theft. You know. All sorts of nonsense thrown out to confuse. She is very unpredictable, so I still don't know, if she believed me or not. Never again came up that topic till now.

[Ayce8]

In the words of Vinny Gambini, Uh. Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.

Just ignore and do not engage that liar troll Chadz1212.

Let that clown keep talking out of his ass. Trolls and liars are part of the anonymity of the internet.

But if you need a pathetic loser to laugh at, then you can read his posts.

Anyone that read his posts, it's like, are you for real, someone actually thinks we should believe him just because he says something on the internet.

Then everyone just laughs and say, oh another real life loser.

[ChadZ1212]

Gents.

I think it's important that as the supreme leader I address the recent political comments.

1, I'm not a are, D, I, L, I'm opportunistic. Now, it doesn't matter who's in office, I will continue to be me, Cool Chad. How? I understand market conditions, foresee future growth and what the administration is directing. Arguing, name calling, frustration doesn't increase wealth. Doesn't get you laid. Doesn't get you promoted, etc.

2, Now, being the fine man I am, I give back to individuals that are in my nucleus and on this site. Providing options, success, getting laid and so on.

3, Bottom line, doesn't matter if you're a are, D, I, L, don't let politics stop you from getting laid. Fucking is fun.

4, I'm a leader for all members. Doesn't matter if you have likes or dislikes for me. I post for everyone. I introduced free fucking, 3 somes, snow, Bare fucking, razors to shave your favorite providers, I was not afraid to address members ED, pimps / owners posting, sexual preference and more.

Pleasure to help. Go out and fuck, does your body good.

Chad.

[Gonzo456]

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https://www.jasonhealth.com/

Great info. Wonder why their tests are so much cheaper than going to Quest directly. Just another reason why this site is so helpful to fellow mongers.

[SR Only]

be careful with Planned Parenthood. Few years back I used them after an all holes bareback, and they send me the test results letter with all details of test. Lo and behold, my wifey decided to check the mails that day. Do I need to explain more?

I had that same thing happen with PP ten or so years ago. Fortunately, I got the mail first that day. I was pissed (pun intended).

What did you tell the wife?

[BobbyRickMas]

I have not used Quest for this, but be careful with Planned Parenthood. Few years back I used them after an all holes bareback, and they send me the test results letter with all details of test. Lo and behold, my wifey decided to check the mails that day. Do I need to explain more?

LOL yes. Plus there is a decidedly feminist vibe in there. I've never felt completely welcome. Can't imagine it would have gotten any better after the election.

[JackTaggart]

Hey guys. Anyone know of a way to get tested anonymously with quick results without needing an I'd or insurance? I do a urine sample that gets mailed in, but sometimes it can take over a week and I don't know how accurate it is. Any info helps.

This service works great and you can do anonymous. Quest tried to give me a hard time about not showing my I'd one time, but generally haven't had an issue.

5 panel 90 bucks. 8 panel 108. Plus 18 lab fee. All without insurance.

https://www.jasonhealth.com/

[Xelajo]

I believe Planned Parenthood and Quest Diagnostics offer quick, anonymous testing with no doctor referral.

I have not used Quest for this, but be careful with Planned Parenthood. Few years back I used them after an all holes bareback, and they send me the test results letter with all details of test. Lo and behold, my wifey decided to check the mails that day. Do I need to explain more?

[GordonFreeman]

Hey guys. Anyone know of a way to get tested anonymously with quick results without needing an I'd or insurance? I do a urine sample that gets mailed in, but sometimes it can take over a week and I don't know how accurate it is. Any info helps.

I have used Quest. It is not anonymous but it is confidential and you can order the tests yourself. No funny looks or issues. Plus you can delete the test and results from their patient portal afterwards. I do it yearly.

[ChadZ1212]

I can't help. However, I will suggest fuck clean women. I just spent several days fucking a clean Asian Bare. If you visit Sex Parlors, visit Legit, UTR Parlors. Go against the grain, fuck in towns that have strict laws. Providers are cleaner. Select elementary educators, grocery stores are great pick up places, so on.

I have to chuckle, so will you. I stopped in to get a legit massage, you know the place. She ended cumming home with me, fucked free, bare. I can't stop laughing. Anyways, glad to help.

Chad.

Hey guys. Anyone know of a way to get tested anonymously with quick results without needing an I'd or insurance? I do a urine sample that gets mailed in, but sometimes it can take over a week and I don't know how accurate it is. Any info helps.