Massage Parlor Reports

[Skeever]

Entire time, no smiling, no enthusiasm, and I'd say maybe 25 minutes from entry to exit. Very underwhelming and did not feel like it was worth the price. Might repeat some other time in hopes of getting a different provider, or I may just avoid.

Sorry to hear it was such an underwhelming time. That was very unlike the service I've received from 3 separate therapists, so I hope you try again with better results!

[HighHopes312]

I usually hit up Ev Spa, but the last couple months, reviews have seemed to show that relax had become the better option, so I decided to check it out. Rang the bell at about 7 pm on a Friday night. Someone opened the door, and hid behind it while I walked in, so I didn't see her until the door was closed behind me. She was definitely cute. Dark skinned latina (she later told me she was dominican, and that her name was Chris and she's new), I'd say late 20's, fit, natural Cs and a few tattoos. Very little English, so all communication was through my basic spanish skills.

We get to the room, and I hand her two bills and say I'd like the special. She laughs and looks confused, but then folds up the bills. I ask for a table shower (didn't seem that was assumed), and she said ok. She steps out for me to undress, then we head to the bathroom for the table shower. Based on previous reports, I hoped for some B2 B, but the dress stayed on and only her hands touched me. On the flip, she started to tease and touch. I'm a very quick trigger when I'm with someone new, so I told her to slow down. She stopped. At the end, I dry myself off and we head back to the room.

Starting face down, she dumps some oil on, and "massages" just long enough to spread the oil around. Maybe 4 minutes. She offers L1, I ask for L2, and she says ok and walks to the counter. I flip, she comes back with a cover (was hoping for no cover based on previous reports). She puts it on, and I start roaming. She pulls her top down, and the Cs were very nice. Again, being a quick trigger, the covered L2 lasts barely longer than when the cover went on. It's embarrassing, but what can you do? She hands me a paper towel to clean myself up, and asks if there's anything else. I ask for more massage. She looks at her phone and says there's only two minutes, so I say nevermind, and get up to get dressed. She walks me out and we say goodbye.

Entire time, no smiling, no enthusiasm, and I'd say maybe 25 minutes from entry to exit. Very underwhelming and did not feel like it was worth the price. Might repeat some other time in hopes of getting a different provider, or I may just avoid.

Based on the many positive reports, this is proof that there's always at least some YMMV.

I'd love to find somewhere nearby where 2 pops are a likelihood.

[JustAMonger]

F-ing spell check daddy should have been DATY I usually proof read my reports.

Hahaha, I was reading your report I saw that a few days ago. Took me a second to figure out what you meant. "Finished with Daddy". Voice to text and autocorrect sometimes clash. I made a few like that too. There is a edit function if you're not on moderation. Of course I'm on moderation forever. But if you're a regular member and post there's a edit function at the very bottom it works for about 10 minutes or so. I've looked at some of my posts afterwards and, well I guess I can't change it. I'm a member of some forums that allow editing forever to posts but they are obviously not for this subject.

That's a great report though. Makes me want to drive down to Evanston. Thanks again.

[Sully1234]

I went to relax last week at 9 AM to see Loki, I Text her and she texted me right back saying she was in Chicago for the next four weeks so since I took my vitamin V I decided to go in and when CC answered the door, she was wearing only a concert T-shirt and nothing else I gave her $$ And had a great table, shower session and finished with daddy covered BJ and standing mish When we were done instead of a massage, she just laid on the table next to me and we spoon for the last 15 minutes, which was actually quite enjoyable. Will definitely repeat.

F-ing spell check daddy should have been DATY I usually proof read my reports.

[Sully1234]

I've seen CiCi a few times. It's never been a let down. But yeah. Sometimes it's full on PSE. Other times. It's more - 'normal'. Could come down to just the sort of days he's having. Relax has been the best as of late in my opinion.

I went to relax last week at 9 AM to see Loki, I Text her and she texted me right back saying she was in Chicago for the next four weeks so since I took my vitamin V I decided to go in and when CC answered the door, she was wearing only a concert T-shirt and nothing else I gave her $$ And had a great table, shower session and finished with daddy covered BJ and standing mish When we were done instead of a massage, she just laid on the table next to me and we spoon for the last 15 minutes, which was actually quite enjoyable. Will definitely repeat.

[DeeDee86]

I was passing through the area late one fine morning, and realized I needed to pick up a few things from the grocery store. And as long as I was in the parking lot, I figured I may as well stop by Relax, too.

I rang the bell and waited outside for what feel like an eternity (probably just under a minute in real time). It's a fairly busy street, so you definitely feel like a cockroach with a flashlight shined on him while you're out there. At least I fared better than some poor fellow who rang twice with no reply while I was on the table.

This was my third visit, and my third different therapist: Cici (Cece? I'd rank her in the middle between my previous care providers, Michelle (#1) and Emmy / Amy (#3), both in terms of looks and service. Medium height, natural small Bs, and a fairly large tat on her lower abdomen. I'm guessing somewhere in her 30's?

Upon reaching a room, Cece requested $50 for a massage with table shower, and I handed her two bills with a smile. She gave a very capable table shower with some nice body-to-body teasing. A little more time would've been nice, actually, as we were done a little quicker than expected. It was noticeable cold in the store after finishing the shower, and I had to drape a fresh towel over myself for warmth while Cici prepared arrangements.

I don't know if it was her comfort level or if my L'il Buddy looked at her wrong, but she administered a CBJ, even though the previous two therapists gave BBBJs. She had good technique, though, so I honestly can't complain too much. I particularly enjoyed a move that I'd compare to gently eating a cob of corn. She prepared to hop on board, but I prefer L2 and asked her to finish me that way, which she readily accommodated. Ceci cleaned things up then gave a brief, light teasing with her hands. I've come to expect minimal massage service here.

Long story short, Relax continues to be a winner and retains top ranking on my personal list.

I've seen CiCi a few times. It's never been a let down. But yeah. Sometimes it's full on PSE. Other times. It's more - 'normal'. Could come down to just the sort of days he's having. Relax has been the best as of late in my opinion.

[Skeever]

I was passing through the area late one fine morning, and realized I needed to pick up a few things from the grocery store. And as long as I was in the parking lot, I figured I may as well stop by Relax, too.

I rang the bell and waited outside for what feel like an eternity (probably just under a minute in real time). It's a fairly busy street, so you definitely feel like a cockroach with a flashlight shined on him while you're out there. At least I fared better than some poor fellow who rang twice with no reply while I was on the table.

This was my third visit, and my third different therapist: Cici (Cece? I'd rank her in the middle between my previous care providers, Michelle (#1) and Emmy / Amy (#3), both in terms of looks and service. Medium height, natural small Bs, and a fairly large tat on her lower abdomen. I'm guessing somewhere in her 30's?

Upon reaching a room, Cece requested $50 for a massage with table shower, and I handed her two bills with a smile. She gave a very capable table shower with some nice body-to-body teasing. A little more time would've been nice, actually, as we were done a little quicker than expected. It was noticeable cold in the store after finishing the shower, and I had to drape a fresh towel over myself for warmth while Cici prepared arrangements.

I don't know if it was her comfort level or if my L'il Buddy looked at her wrong, but she administered a CBJ, even though the previous two therapists gave BBBJs. She had good technique, though, so I honestly can't complain too much. I particularly enjoyed a move that I'd compare to gently eating a cob of corn. She prepared to hop on board, but I prefer L2 and asked her to finish me that way, which she readily accommodated. Ceci cleaned things up then gave a brief, light teasing with her hands. I've come to expect minimal massage service here.

Long story short, Relax continues to be a winner and retains top ranking on my personal list.

[SpaGuy21]

Anyone have a chance to check out the new spa, W Foot Spa, at 45 XX Oakton? I see they are advertising on STG, which doesn't mean much, and curious what the talent might be like.

[Jtfromthed]

I agree that parking in the Jewell lot is the way to go.

I went last week and was not disappointed. I didn't get a name, but the lady was very short and had a small belly. Saw a more attractive option on my way out, will probably go back at some point.

Paid $$ up front, went back go the shower and got the B2 B treatment, she was very good. Good enough that I wound up blowing a load while she was sliding my johnson between her tits. She giggled a bit and we went back to the room. In the room she gave a decent massage, on the flip BBBJ for a bit, then the condom went on and did missionary for a while. After a bit of that, I took off the condom and asked for BBBJ again, and she started deep throating it until I went again. Not sure if MSOG is the norm here, but I appreciated it. Would definitely go again.

[DeeDee86]

GK has the right idea. The parking lot is safe and has high visibility. Do yourself a favor and give it another go.

Speaking of which, the last time I went, I drew either Emmy or Amy who was super short with natural Cs (with a slight belly and an unremarkable face). And when I say short, I mean painfully short. My neck and jaw got sore from trying to reciprocate during a blowie. Her table shower skills were weaker than average for Relax, but still a pretty good time overall.

The parking lot is a fail safe. Walk directly to Howard. The north side -and act like you've been there but don't be cocky (look at your phone of something). The riff-raff don't hang out in front of the shop. Or. Take the el. It's busier, there is a cop presence more than not these days.

[Skeever]

...you can park at the nearby Jewel Osco and walk over if you don't want to take the train. I would definitely recommend it because they offer great service there with an all inclusive rate and some friendly and sexy masseuses.

GK has the right idea. The parking lot is safe and has high visibility. Do yourself a favor and give it another go.

Speaking of which, the last time I went, I drew either Emmy or Amy who was super short with natural Cs (with a slight belly and an unremarkable face). And when I say short, I mean painfully short. My neck and jaw got sore from trying to reciprocate during a blowie. Her table shower skills were weaker than average for Relax, but still a pretty good time overall.

[Trajanic]

2 up front.

What do you mean "up front"? In my experience, being "kind" up front means you just get hit up again later / don't get much value. PM me if you like.

[GoldKnight]

There were several groups of black men hanging out on Howard near the spa. Not sure it is for drug deals or what. Just letting folks know the type of area. You definitely don't want to park there.

Those folks like to congregate on the corner but I've never been bothered by them, they're just hanging out. There's Park and rides along the Purple and Yellow lines that are about a 10 min train ride away from Relax or you can park at the nearby Jewel Osco and walk over if you don't want to take the train. I would definitely recommend it because they offer great service there with an all inclusive rate and some friendly and sexy masseuses.

[SmileySam]

Take the train next time, it's next to a very busy transit terminal and has tons of security nearby, great place to visit using CTA and completely safe from my experience.

There were several groups of black men hanging out on Howard near the spa. Not sure it is for drug deals or what. Just letting folks know the type of area. You definitely don't want to park there.

[GoldKnight]

Drove by the spa. It is a very rough area. Felt very unsafe. Drove away.

Take the train next time, it's next to a very busy transit terminal and has tons of security nearby, great place to visit using CTA and completely safe from my experience.