Massage Parlor Reports

**Rambo21** · 11-01-24 19:16

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Oh wow that's why I had deja vu during my last visit to Maple. Joana is totally who I had at Relax the one time I went like a year ago. I was kinda sad I missed out on having her during my Maple visit last month. Now I'm not, I don't remember particularly enjoying her at Relax Oasis. Thank you for the thorough summaries!

Ivy is my go-to at Maple, and I'm glad she knows me well by now LOL. Best talent there by far. Tastes great. LOL.

I was going to stop at Maple for the first time today since I was on that side of town. Had some trouble with a nearby cash machine in a shitty bar so I said fuck it. Tell me what Ivy looks like and her personality. Thanks.

**BurtForPres** · 11-01-24 11:58

Originally Posted by Realtoropen [View Original Post]

Maple. Ivy, Weiwei, Tina, Joanna. Always a nice time. The Joanna is the one from Relax Oasis in Burnsville, surprisingly.

Summer. Only been once, didn't catch name. Nice time.

Relax Oasis. Joanna - always a nice time. Mamasan, don't remember name. Nice time.

Oasis Wellness. Yoyo - always a nice time. Mamasan, younger but don't remember name. Not a nice time.

Kings. Eyla, Angela, Cici, Yuyu. Always a nice time, but kind of boring. Eyla's massage hurts like hell though, but she does a good job and puts in a lot of effort.

Oh wow that's why I had deja vu during my last visit to Maple. Joana is totally who I had at Relax the one time I went like a year ago. I was kinda sad I missed out on having her during my Maple visit last month. Now I'm not, I don't remember particularly enjoying her at Relax Oasis. Thank you for the thorough summaries!

Ivy is my go-to at Maple, and I'm glad she knows me well by now LOL. Best talent there by far. Tastes great. LOL.

**BurtForPres** · 11-01-24 11:49

Originally Posted by Realtoropen [View Original Post]

Hudson. Yuna - nice time. I guess?

Was excited to try this place after the handful of positive reports. Mamasan is the usual butch haircut old battle axe, but the girl who put me in the room was maybe 30 and from what I saw she was gorgeous and must be the one other people have mentioned, though she seemed like she couldn't have cared less, she had like no enthusiasm to just generally point me into a room.

Then Yuna came in, who wasn't much worse looking than the room assigner girl, though upon closer inspection she was probably early 40's but she looked great, much better than most masseuses at most places.

Anyway she was saying all the right things and whatnot. The massage would've been good if she had just slowed down, like the pressure was good but she was just moving her hands way too fast the whole time which kinda sucked. She asked if I had been there before, so of course I said yes and a little later she asked who I saw but I had no name to give her since I don't recall seeing any masseuse names posted in the handful of reports here, so I just said I didn't get her name. She probably flushed me out as a bullshitter, but she also must've thought I was born yesterday and had never been anywhere for a massage before in my life because she was trying to get a tip that exceeded the price of the entire massage by like 40% and she was laying the hustle on way, way, way thick. No way lady. I can appreciate the cheeky ruthless hustle these ladies put in sometimes, but this was just too much hustling..

Completely on par with both AMP's in Hudson. Too much upcharge for par service. I think they've gotten used to the AMP scene sucking in the TC for too long. Buncha suckers heading out there not too far for guaranteed service.

Things have turned around in the last year around here though. I've done both Hudson joints and know enough to not make the trip anymore. Hope they eventually understand that TC has a good handful of good AMP's now and actually fall in line.

I kinda feel like a broken record about Hudson LOL. Ah well. Never hurts to remind ya'll.

Thanks for the intel though OP. Names are always good to know.

**RealTorOpen** · 10-31-24 23:26

Hudson. Yuna - nice time. I guess?

Was excited to try this place after the handful of positive reports. Mamasan is the usual butch haircut old battle axe, but the girl who put me in the room was maybe 30 and from what I saw she was gorgeous and must be the one other people have mentioned, though she seemed like she couldn't have cared less, she had like no enthusiasm to just generally point me into a room.

Then Yuna came in, who wasn't much worse looking than the room assigner girl, though upon closer inspection she was probably early 40's but she looked great, much better than most masseuses at most places.

Anyway she was saying all the right things and whatnot. The massage would've been good if she had just slowed down, like the pressure was good but she was just moving her hands way too fast the whole time which kinda sucked. She asked if I had been there before, so of course I said yes and a little later she asked who I saw but I had no name to give her since I don't recall seeing any masseuse names posted in the handful of reports here, so I just said I didn't get her name. She probably flushed me out as a bullshitter, but she also must've thought I was born yesterday and had never been anywhere for a massage before in my life because she was trying to get a tip that exceeded the price of the entire massage by like 40% and she was laying the hustle on way, way, way thick. No way lady. I can appreciate the cheeky ruthless hustle these ladies put in sometimes, but this was just too much hustling. Then when I told her she was doing a good job with the massage, she stopped and asked me to pay the tip in the middle of the massage. She motioned to my stuff and said she could help me and I was like uhhh no, I got it so I got up off the table and fished through my stuff to give her her tip before the massage was even over. I've been asked to tip up front (LOL) and usually most places say nothing even after and then I just offer it, but I've never been asked to actually give the tip during the massage.

Also the lights are too bright in the room, LOL.

I don't think I'll be back.

**Vio109** · 10-31-24 20:42

Just wanted to share an independent provider that I have enjoyed of years. Good massage, not a lot of teasing, but nice at the flip. Topless for sure, if not more (YMMV), and you would swear her newly enhancements are real. Please be a gentleman and treat her right. She does not post much so I wanted to share a rare post.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...798190905.html

**RealTorOpen** · 10-31-24 13:55

Maple. Ivy, Weiwei, Tina, Joanna. Always a nice time. The Joanna is the one from Relax Oasis in Burnsville, surprisingly.

Summer. Only been once, didn't catch name. Nice time.

Relax Oasis. Joanna - always a nice time. Mamasan, don't remember name. Nice time.

Oasis Wellness. Yoyo - always a nice time. Mamasan, younger but don't remember name. Not a nice time.

Kings. Eyla, Angela, Cici, Yuyu. Always a nice time, but kind of boring. Eyla's massage hurts like hell though, but she does a good job and puts in a lot of effort.

**Rambo21** · 10-31-24 11:44

This was my second visit with Holly. It was a very good massage again, but there were no extras. On my way out, I noticed a hot 30-year-old exercising in the front office area.

Others have reported L1 at this location. Maybe, but I am not getting that vibe at all.

**JButter9** · 10-31-24 07:21

Went to Chan massage, no extras good massage.

**Plugb** · 10-30-24 20:41

I'd appreciate any PM's of your favorite spots Minneapolis and West. Anything that's close to Guillain's p massage? Or the things I've experienced at Flower? L2 would be great! I'm also looking for something new in the corridor north WBL to north branch area. I can no longer wear a masque. Thanks for anything you send my way!

**Deutsche205** · 10-30-24 16:13

Originally Posted by MooMan1272 [View Original Post]

Drove by today. Sign in the window says permanently closed.

This was their 3rd location in recent years. Would not be surprised if they open up again soon. They do like to text previous customers letting them know the new location.

**BurtForPres** · 10-30-24 15:16

Originally Posted by JammyNutron [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to the leaf lately?

Any good reports? Looking for Thursday sometime afternoon but don't want a strike out..

Last time I went, they had like 3 women working, not including the mamasan. One old flat lady, one middle aged well proportioned woman who helped me, and one petite, hotter one who was already with someone else when I got there.

Sad I didn't get the third girl, but at least the second girl is the one I regularly get. Good time had as usual.

Also, not to bag too much on the old lady workin there. She has good mileage and does a good job. She is just so lacking in the looks department, I have to pass on her.

**Anything Cool** · 10-30-24 14:00

Originally Posted by Mnguy372 [View Original Post]

Is seeking a site similar to Tryst where all are massage / escorts? Just recently saw people linking to it and don't understand as it presents as a dating site. $109 per month just to message is wild too.

Seeking is a site to bring people together that want to have a sugar daddy / sugar baby relationship.

**WiscoMN** · 10-30-24 12:27

Originally Posted by Mnguy372 [View Original Post]

Is seeking a site similar to Tryst where all are massage / escorts? Just recently saw people linking to it and don't understand as it presents as a dating site. $109 per month just to message is wild too.

Seeking is a sugar dating website but there are a lot of escorts on there too. Most of the profiles, probably at least half, are scammers; only give money in person.

If you google for a discount code for seeking you can usually find a working one for 30 percent off or so. Or, if you sign up but don't go all the way through payment, within a couple of weeks they email a discount code for about 30 percent off.

Under user blogs check out MSP sugar. Finding a SB is more work than an escort, but it's a way to find non-pros / part-timers.

I see she also has a website: yangspiritshiatsu dot com.

**Mnguy372** · 10-29-24 22:59

Originally Posted by WiscoMN [View Original Post]

Lilly has a seeking profile: https://members.seeking.com/member/b...b-d61a921bdff1

Is seeking a site similar to Tryst where all are massage / escorts? Just recently saw people linking to it and don't understand as it presents as a dating site. $109 per month just to message is wild too.