Massage Parlor Reports

[IstlFun]

Haven't met Yumi in Lolleebee yet (too far for me) but yes for Kiki. Both looks and service.

I hope to see Lulu before she leaves.

You should go see her bcuz I think she is your type, 5'1 all natural d cup with small kitty (very sensitive button) and slow GFE. The con is she can't rlly do DT and handle long rough pounding. She will be in Tokyo at the start of Nov. Pay her at least one visit, wouldn't lie to you brother.

[FlyingGolfball]

So, after a solid week of mongering in the PACNORWEST area, I have complied my list of top 5 providers list that I've seen this week based on Service / Attitude, and Physical attributes.

Service:

1. Joey (Good).

2. Kiki (Shang Hai).

3. Yumi (Lollibee).

4. Lucy (Long Life).

5. Victoria (Tokyo).

Physical Looks:

1. Yumi (Lollibee).

2. Kiki (Shang Hai).

3. Victoria (Tokyo).

4. Lucy (Long Life).

5. Lulu (Shang Hai).

Of course, this is my opinion based on the services that I received. And, to the best of my knowledge, these ladies will be in the AMPs listed until the end of the month. If you have seen any of these ladies, let me know what you think.

Haven't met Yumi in Lolleebee yet (too far for me) but yes for Kiki. Both looks and service.

I hope to see Lulu before she leaves.

[Tobin1914]

Coco is gorgeous. As described by the post below. Lisa is also at Peony and also gorgeous. And is the one that provides a bit more than Coco.

You don't need to tell them that I sent you. That's just stupid. WTF is going on at these weird attempts at weird flexes?

"oh hey, Big Monkey sent me. " or "oh hey, Brown 29 told me about you".

Stupid.

I don't post much but wanted to chime in on this. I feel weird name dropping but I started doing it a while back, the reason isn't just what the others have stated about comfort and trust. When people realize the word is being spread constantly about how they are specifically providing service they try harder because they want more referrals. There has been once that I dropped Big Monkey and the girl shrugged but, I stuck to it and said: well that person said you were great and I should see you over anyone else. She reacted by giving me probably the best service I have ever received and that includes the fact I have seen the love twins and AllieeDD. People can scoff at name dropping and do what you will but the way I see it and as Aussie says, it for sure will not hurt to say it, in fact it in my case has always turned out to give me a great morning.

Also thanks Aussie for all the intel all the time, I am sure everyone else also appreciates you being out there constantly doing the recon.

[AmpluckyCat]

I was there a couple days ago and it was Victoria and Mia working. Megan is actually working in Tacoma at Lollibee, at least until Friday. Usually I go first thing in the morning during the week, but Megan always sets my appointments at 2330. But, yeah, the popularity of this place makes anytime hit or miss.

Anyone have insight on what the talent is like (looks wise) at Tokyo? I was a big fan of Megan when she was in town. How does the current lineup compare? Also, what do you guys find is the best time to go? I usually go late at night before close and it's pretty hit or miss on how busy they are. Sometimes it's completely empty, other times not so much.

[Hman206]

Anyone have insight on what the talent is like (looks wise) at Tokyo? I was a big fan of Megan when she was in town. How does the current lineup compare? Also, what do you guys find is the best time to go? I usually go late at night before close and it's pretty hit or miss on how busy they are. Sometimes it's completely empty, other times not so much.

[AmpluckyCat]

So, after a solid week of mongering in the PACNORWEST area, I have complied my list of top 5 providers list that I've seen this week based on Service / Attitude, and Physical attributes.

Service:

1. Joey (Good).

2. Kiki (Shang Hai).

3. Yumi (Lollibee).

4. Lucy (Long Life).

5. Victoria (Tokyo).

Physical Looks:

1. Yumi (Lollibee).

2. Kiki (Shang Hai).

3. Victoria (Tokyo).

4. Lucy (Long Life).

5. Lulu (Shang Hai).

Of course, this is my opinion based on the services that I received. And, to the best of my knowledge, these ladies will be in the AMPs listed until the end of the month. If you have seen any of these ladies, let me know what you think.

[Belltownmonger]

Coco is gorgeous. As described by the post below. Lisa is also at Peony and also gorgeous. And is the one that provides a bit more than Coco.

You don't need to tell them that I sent you. That's just stupid. WTF is going on at these weird attempts at weird flexes?

"oh hey, Big Monkey sent me. " or "oh hey, Brown 29 told me about you"..

Not sure why you think it's a flex. Namedropping is the the most effective way to go from "suspicious guy, potentially LE" to "I can trust this guy" from their perspective. The treatment before vs after mentioning a name is like night and day. Don't do it if you're too shy I guess.

[Regularity]

I'd love to give rimming a try at an AMP, but too self-conscious about my gorilla tier ass hair. Trimming it does some good short term but it always grows back of course. Even after arriving with a good shower before hands I still feel self-conscious due to all the hair and possible residual odor. Every shower always involves lots of extra scrubbing to get all the wadded up masses of t. P. Out of the jungle hair around butthole and it would great too get rid of it permanently. I tried waxing several times before but ended up hundreds of gross red razor bumps and several ingrown ass hairs.

LMFAO! I can relate. I just cut my butthairs off once a week with my clippers. Sure, it isn't permanent, but the weekly trimming is good enough that I've been rimmed by the providers that do it. It's a cheap method, with no side effects.

I also cut my own hair since I'm bald on the top of my head. I haven't had to pay for a haircut for a couple of decades now. No Rogaine for me! If someone asks me if they can use my hair clippers, I just tell them no, because I use them to trim my butthairs (although I use a different attachment for manscaping than I use on my scalp).

[FozzyRabbit]

50/70 house fee with 150 fixed rate for dental dam CBJ (legit dental dam vs Saran Wrap). House rules are clothing stays on and no FS. But UTC okay.

I drew lulu a decent looking enough mid age slightly MILFy spinner with nice perky b's. Skirt came up, panties down enough for access and top came up braless. She was bubbly, enthusiastic and cuddly.

Massage was okay, not bad for parlor but not as good as you get at an HJ only shop. BJ (69 with DATY) was enthusiastic but a bit teethy.

Okay enough experience and likable staff but I doubt I will repeat. 200 for CFS from B Spa (less than a mile away) or 130 for good massage and HJ at Fall Health makes them not worth the price point for me.

Any other HE places you might recommend on the Eastside or Renton area?

[Original703]

I'd love to give rimming a try at an AMP, but too self-conscious about my gorilla tier ass hair. Trimming it does some good short term but it always grows back of course. Even after arriving with a good shower before hands I still feel self-conscious due to all the hair and possible residual odor. Every shower always involves lots of extra scrubbing to get all the wadded up masses of t. P. Out of the jungle hair around butthole and it would great too get rid of it permanently. I tried waxing several times before but ended up hundreds of gross red razor bumps and several ingrown ass hairs.

Hey Captain!

I copied your post and added an answer in the General Reports section here.

[DamianDono]

Coco is gorgeous. As described by the post below. Lisa is also at Peony and also gorgeous. And is the one that provides a bit more than Coco.

You don't need to tell them that I sent you. That's just stupid. WTF is going on at these weird attempts at weird flexes?

"oh hey, Big Monkey sent me. " or "oh hey, Brown 29 told me about you".

Stupid.

Probably because Big Monkey has a good reputation and charisma, enough that it actually helps break the ice. Like for real, it works, flex or not.

No worries, I won't be dropping your name.

[AussieFury]

Is BBFS available?

No, Yao is not a BBFS provider.

I should have also mentioned that I break my own rule with her. I pay house plus 200. Not many AMP providers are worth it. But I think she is.

[PropahClass]

Phenix Spa in Burien. As long as Yao is there I will be visiting weekly. HyperMILF. They simply don't make women hotter. To call her erotically gifted is an understatement. It's as if she can read your dick's mind.

She told me she prefers when customers tell her that "Big Monkey" told them about this place because she knows "they no trouble. " That tells me that the average USAG reader is not an asshole. She says she is more at ease knowing someone didn't just stumble in off the street or from an online ad.

Whenever a girl this good gets noticed, I always wonder if other girls at a spa try to pass themselves off as the "VIP girl. " I learned last week that's what the spa girls call the girl who generates the most requests and apparently it often comes with perks like choice of room, fewer cleanup chores, etc. So if you want to make sure it's actually her, Yao has a single color tattoo of a womans's head and face on her back just below her left shoulder. She's 5' 7" thin, amazing ass, long black hair, good English, and a mischievous twinkle in her eyes.

The other girl there is Coco. A lot shorter, a little older, bangs, tight litte bod tho and not unattractive. Her English isn't good, but I did hear through the wall today as she serviced a client. I overhead "ApplePay" and so I asked Yao "You guys take APPLEPAY? Yep. 2024 is wild. Paying for poon with your phone / watch. Anyway, Yao and I were just chilling quietly but ApplePay dude gave Coco the BUSINESS thru that wall or maybe she gave it to him. Hard. You go, ApplePay dude. If you read this tell us more about Coco?

Dentist office upstairs is closed on the weekend so I usually like Saturday and Sunday here so I can get as loud as I want. But I went mid week this time.

Yao is the least repetitive provider I have ever visited. She has no script. She just reads your dick's mind.

Yao is starting to get GPS now. She is all bubbly at the beginning until she gets your money in her hand. I started off with 60 (HF) + 140 but her attitude changed entirely after she had taken the money. Started acting cold and like a dead fish. Had to promise her a 100 in tip after to get any sort of enthusiasm from her. Tried to rush the hour and complained that she could have gone through 3 customers in the hour that I spent with her and thus needs to be fairly compensated for that.

300 spent and took an L. Will not repeat.

[Captainpussymo]

The Tacoma Massage forum is essentially taken over by Mia reports, but if you're looking to be rimmed and deep throated until you pass out, Emma at Lulu is great. Tell her Big Monkey sent you. She's great.

I'd love to give rimming a try at an AMP, but too self-conscious about my gorilla tier ass hair. Trimming it does some good short term but it always grows back of course. Even after arriving with a good shower before hands I still feel self-conscious due to all the hair and possible residual odor. Every shower always involves lots of extra scrubbing to get all the wadded up masses of t. P. Out of the jungle hair around butthole and it would great too get rid of it permanently. I tried waxing several times before but ended up hundreds of gross red razor bumps and several ingrown ass hairs.

[VillageRat]

Coco is gorgeous. As described by the post below. Lisa is also at Peony and also gorgeous. And is the one that provides a bit more than Coco.

You don't need to tell them that I sent you. That's just stupid. WTF is going on at these weird attempts at weird flexes?

"oh hey, Big Monkey sent me. " or "oh hey, Brown 29 told me about you".

Stupid.

Coco at Peony is really gorgeous. Maybe she's the hot one some other poster's friend mentioned. She looks like a k-pop girl with some Chinese facial features; hard to describe but super memorable and she's quite young. She says she's 25 but looks 18. $120 for an hour and HJ. This is not an FS place, or at least she doesn't, which is a shame because the rooms are fully enclosed with a decent amount of soundproofing. Massage was mostly teasing, she got on all fours on my back which was nice.

Mamasan responded to "BigMonkey". If you see Coco tell her "Brown 29" told you about her.