Massage Parlor Reports

[WarpFactor69]

A few days ago I decided to give the spot near the liquor store in St Johns another go. Instead of the frizzy haired woman I saw last time, there was a new mid 30's woman with a pair of bolt-ons, red lipstick, and a black dress. Certainly looked promising.

Like my last visit, I paid for 30 minutes and I got about 20 - 25 minutes of a pretty decent massage but absolutely no teasing. Was beginning to wonder if perhaps I misjudged my masseuse when just before our time was up she asked me to turn over. After a little bit of back and forth (her English wasn't very good) I had CBJ and CFS arranged for a reasonable fare. CBJ was uninspiring and lackluster but she was certainly more enthusiastic about the CFS.

Since this newer spot is offering a greater variety of services than their competitor around the corner across the burger joint, I wonder the older location will have to revisit their menu options.

How much was the tip? She sounds interesting.

[FoolOfATook]

A few days ago I decided to give the spot near the liquor store in St Johns another go. Instead of the frizzy haired woman I saw last time, there was a new mid 30's woman with a pair of bolt-ons, red lipstick, and a black dress. Certainly looked promising.

Like my last visit, I paid for 30 minutes and I got about 20 - 25 minutes of a pretty decent massage but absolutely no teasing. Was beginning to wonder if perhaps I misjudged my masseuse when just before our time was up she asked me to turn over. After a little bit of back and forth (her English wasn't very good) I had CBJ and CFS arranged for a reasonable fare. CBJ was uninspiring and lackluster but she was certainly more enthusiastic about the CFS.

Since this newer spot is offering a greater variety of services than their competitor around the corner across the burger joint, I wonder the older location will have to revisit their menu options.

[Pdx503]

They might want to workshop the "Dry Aged" descriptor.

In their defense, a quality dry aged steak at Morton's steak house is the most tender cut. As long as its not code for old Chinese grandma.

[FoolOfATook]

Pics are obviously fake and they probably don't deliver but the ad language, it's a gem.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/portl...-/485564244571

They might want to workshop the "Dry Aged" descriptor.

[Pdx503]

Pics are obviously fake and they probably don't deliver but the ad language, it's a gem.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/portl...-/485564244571

Great now I can't decide between the Japanese Kobe Marble Cut or the Korean Galbi Marble.

[BobA0]

Pics are obviously fake and they probably don't deliver but the ad language, it's a gem.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/portl...-/485564244571

✨😻💦💕Carnal Asian Meat Lab ✨😻💦💕

One..Two..Three..Seduced & Delicious Meat Bombs" From 3 Countries Dropped Off In Front Of You, Blasting And Feasting Your Eyes! Your First Perceptual Intuition Will Definitely Drive You Into Darkly Sensual & Extremely Carnality Fantasy! For Sure, Our Meat Factory Is Absolutely The Heaven For Ravenous Meatarians!

To Keep Our Precious Meat FRESH OF FRESH, We Always Change Three Brand New Fresh Prime Meat Cuts Every Week! Please contact me To Cook And Taste All Kinds Of High-End Meat!

What We Get Right Now For You:

Meat A Japanese Kobe Marble Cut: 21-Year-Old Petite Sexy! The only words can describe such RAREST & MOST LUXURIOUS meat are Super Hot Naive, Tender/Softest, Melting In Mouth, Freshest & Organic, Virgin-Like! When you bite boobs and suck nipples, it just feels like eating butter and milk! Unbelievable Pink Juicy Meat! (Rare-To-Medium Rare GFE Available)

Meat B Korean Galbi Marble Cut: 23-Year-Old Hot Busty Fitness Gym hotty! Such Super Prime meat is a Delicacy, Tenderness, and Fatty ( well-marbled texture )! More sophisticated skills and more concentrated femininity! Such up-scale doll is completely valued for her flavor! Golden combination of age and skills! You will regret if miss out GFE from her! ( Medium Rare-To-Medium Well GFE Available)

Meat C Chinese Dry Aged Prime Cut: 24-Year-Old Charming Temperament AAA+ Porn Star Meat That All Epicures Love It So Bad! All kinds of cooking methods on such luxury developable wagyu cut! Tenderness with elasticity! Juice blasting but most concentrated flavor! Aged smell and naughty evil flavor! Can do almost everything! Real GFE and PSE player! ( Rare-To-Well Done GFE & PSE Available)

[Safrony42]

Hey fellow Portland brother mongers. Where's the skinny tiny titty girls at? Feel free to pm, I can share one of these I found.

Cheers,

[SeaTownDave]

Ready to call this week over. Could use a but if relief. It sounds like change up 99. Anywhere else? I would be happy with great oral finish. Welcone suggestions for this or maybe more.

[Viscant]

Hey y'all. Just reporting on my first visit to Boba Massage. Like at SE 82nd and Glenwood.

Pretty much a great visit over all. Was happy that the lady looked to be around 25 ish. Called herself Jojo. Really upbeat from the intros and easy to understand. She was great when it came to the massage because she simply listened. I swear some of these girls are hard of hearing but I digress. Anyways, she did a good job too on giving both verbal and physical type of teases. Not one boring moment but there was a lot of 1:1 attention. Jojo had no problems with me and my wandering hands. BBJ she paced it appropriately and switched between hands and lips. Cleaned me up well while I closed my eyes and was set to call it a day.

Convinced me to give them another go soon.

[Sancho1999]

I don't know for sure and have never been but the ad looks like a classic "promise the world and deliver nothing" scam ad. Any ad that openly uses terms like GFE and BBBJ is almost certainly a ripoff joint. Check it out sure, but hold onto your wallet and be prepared to walk.

I've been mongering long enough to know about the BS in ADs. However, your advice about walking out is sound. I will go check it out and report back here.

[BobA0]

I don't know for sure and have never been but the ad looks like a classic "promise the world and deliver nothing" scam ad. Any ad that openly uses terms like GFE and BBBJ is almost certainly a ripoff joint. Check it out sure, but hold onto your wallet and be prepared to walk.

This is the Chinese downtown AAMP mentioned here as C ops. They use multiple numbers and have / had multiple accounts on TNA. Girls are usually old but usually fit and service is usually above average average. Of course, YMMV and there is chance to strike gold as well as shit.

[SnAppleMgfm]

One of the best experiences I've had in a while. Did 30 minutes and saw Ling (maybe Lynn? As close to a GFE as you can get at a parlor without being a regular.

She's fairly young, compared to the other women you see regularly (probably mid-late 20's or early 30's), and slim with nice curves.

Nice massage with oil, good tease, bad English (given). Asked if touching is okay (funny considering how much had already been done), and offered the boom-boom first, but said she offers everything. Started with $$, but settled without hassle. With the parlor being its own building, she had no problem going loud. Had a great time, and even cuddled afterwards (even though we definitely went over time).

$$ total, would repeat. Other girl told me to see her next time but I don't remember her name LOL.

[RecklessOne]

Was on the west side on a Saturday night, dropped into OPS hoping to see Angela. Saw someone else, I think she said Lulu. Quiet and meek. Pretty okay body. Still pretty. Like zero English, though, so it was rough. I haven't had a sesh with someone who wasn't super confident before, so thought I'd at least try.

Super simple massage (if you could call it that), probably a little too slow for me. Very minor teasing. Offered it all on the flip. 1 . 8 did the trick. Unwrapped was offered, but I'm not about that.

[k__rat]

Been a while since I posted anything here.

I have been considering this place even though the rate is more then normal for me.

Any info would be appreciated.

https://adultsearch.com/us/oregon/po...scorts/3318815

I don't know for sure and have never been but the ad looks like a classic "promise the world and deliver nothing" scam ad. Any ad that openly uses terms like GFE and BBBJ is almost certainly a ripoff joint. Check it out sure, but hold onto your wallet and be prepared to walk.

[Sancho1999]

Been a while since I posted anything here.

I have been considering this place even though the rate is more then normal for me.

Any info would be appreciated.

https://adultsearch.com/us/oregon/po...scorts/3318815