Strip Club Reports

[RobertABouy]

More of the same. A few cars there and 4 dancers. Each one I know and pass on. Headed to the lot in record time.

I was in Tijuana last week and overall, even it has lost a bit of its luster. Still a ton of girls, but the Hong Kong club and their associated hotel are gouging customers now. $40 for a 45 minute hotel room (that they start knocking at 30 minutes). The girls are all beautiful and they literally have one of everything. You like big fake boobs, check. Tiny chicks-check, blondes, brunettes and redheads. Same. Even BB FS if you're adventurous. I went down two nights and spent $600 each night on 3 sessions each night. All were good, but the $40 charge annoyed me since you can get a room overnight for $100. Each girl starts at $120 for everything and rapidly negotiates down to $100. I did make one exception for arguably the hottest woman I have ever seen there. Even so, she still quoted $120.

Last night there, I went to Chicago club which is on the same block. They have a more "diverse" group of ladies from all over South America. Found a gorgeous brunette for $80 plus $10 for the room. Bargain and possibly the best session of the trip.

Got some tequila and ended up going to Seattle for the rest of the week.

Seattle clubs are weird. Cabaret style. Expensive as hell (think Desire + on the rates in most cases.).

A few smoke shows, but most would fit right into Fantasies. The funny part is they all are VERY upfront about the pricing. Ended up going for 2 night and had 2 vips. One was great and she was very fun and sexy. Super flexible. The other one was a typical scammer. She quoted $70 for the "1/2 hr" VIP room and $300 for the "dance". She suddenly sets the timer as soon as we get in the room and told me to pay first. I said no so she started the dance and 15 minutes later, there was a knock! She decided to scam me out of $40 as the 15 minute is only $30. (Which makes no sense). She said we only paid for 15 minutes. So I don't pay her shit. I go up to the house mom and she demanded I pay her $300 at which point I tell her that she shorted me 15 minutes and she says I misunderstood the rates. 15 minutes is $70. I called BS and asked for the manager. Karen move.

House mom goes to get manager and is gone for a solid 10 minutes. Dancer disappeared. I finally tell the bouncer to fuck that place and walked out. He followed me for around 15 seconds and realized it was pouring out and went back in. I jetted out of there.

Next night I went back and new house mom and crew. Zero issues and had a good session. The bouncer was there and on my way out, I told him what happened and he said she does it all the time. Annoying. She should be fired. 😂.

Overall, TJ gets a thumbs up (still cheap as fuck) and Seattle is a big thumbs down. City sucks. Always rains and clubs are mediocre at best.

[LurkingDog]

I might copy and paste it to that other site, Just to see what happens! HAHA.

Don't do that. You'll get banned for plagiarism. My review IS on there (and it was approved) if you'd bothered to look. I tend to post there first and then post on the local boards for readers who might only look at specific states / areas / city and not go to or know about the TUSCL site.

LD.

[RobertABouy]

Dipped into Desire on Saturday afternoon. Not a great group. There was a girl Vivian that looked intriguing but I talked to her and thought it wasnt going to be worth it. I think I remember someone on here saying to avoid her but I need to search that to confirm. I then zipped over to Fantasies--Maybe 5 girls working --none white-I did see 2 decent girls though-Mynx (light skinned black sort of / petite with nice real boobs) and another Latina with a very pretty face whose name I didn't catch (nice face, decent body, bigger butt smaller chest but very sexy--good amount of tattoos. Maybe some eyes on her back). I took Mynx in the back--took direction well-decent time-did the job but not super intimate--very business like. One thing I do not like is when 3 options are on that table and you choose the most expensive option but in the process they totally skip the 2nd option. Option 3 should also include option 2 if you get my drift. Grinds my gears.

The Latina is Cleo. Solid for what she is.

Minx is also good to go. No BJ to speak of, but takes direction well and has great cans.

[RobertABouy]

Anyone see Gigi or Diamond at CF lately--when do they work. Like me some white trash. Not as easy to find anymore. Also has anyone gotten full service from Stella at CD--I believe its on the table but I never asked. I was fine with the lesser options that she provided.

Gigi still MIA. Diamond, she works Friday-Sunday afternoons. She pissed me off last time I did VIP (bait and switch. The period excuse).

Needless to say, won't see her again. She did the same to my buddy a few weeks ago. So scammy since she has an open menu in the past.

[StrippySweats]

Anyone see Gigi or Diamond at CF lately--when do they work. Like me some white trash. Not as easy to find anymore. Also has anyone gotten full service from Stella at CD--I believe its on the table but I never asked. I was fine with the lesser options that she provided.

[StrippySweats]

Dipped into Desire on Saturday afternoon. Not a great group. There was a girl Vivian that looked intriguing but I talked to her and thought it wasnt going to be worth it. I think I remember someone on here saying to avoid her but I need to search that to confirm. I then zipped over to Fantasies--Maybe 5 girls working --none white-I did see 2 decent girls though-Mynx (light skinned black sort of / petite with nice real boobs) and another Latina with a very pretty face whose name I didn't catch (nice face, decent body, bigger butt smaller chest but very sexy--good amount of tattoos. Maybe some eyes on her back). I took Mynx in the back--took direction well-decent time-did the job but not super intimate--very business like. One thing I do not like is when 3 options are on that table and you choose the most expensive option but in the process they totally skip the 2nd option. Option 3 should also include option 2 if you get my drift. Grinds my gears.

[BDigital420]

This is how it's done. Some of the Latinas know the secure better than our home grown ladies.

Krystal has been there for many years. She used to be much cheaper before the boob reduction. She was also hotter with the bigger cannons. She used to team up with Tiffany and you could have them both all the way for 2 total especially on slow days. Always aimed to please the both of them.

[SnoozeULoose4]

LOL! You're right!!

I might copy and paste it to that other site, Just to see what happens! HAHA.

[Fittobetied950]

This looks and reads like a review to get free VIP access on TUSCL. I haven't seen it published there, so I assume it wasn't good enough for them either.

LOL! You're right!!

[CoolKid96]

This looks and reads like a review to get free VIP access on TUSCL. I haven't seen it published there, so I assume it wasn't good enough for them either.

This was a great review for either site.

[SnoozeULoose4]

The club is right in the center of downtown and at 2:00 pm, the very large parking lot and surrounding areas did not feel unsafe. There was no cover, however, the cute girl with glasses at the entrance asked me to be sure to purchase at least one drink. The way she put that, rather than the brusk, "one drink minimum" was quite nice. The room is pretty large and the main stage in the center. Right when you come in, the bar is to the right, the VIP rooms are sort of tucked off away from the main room in alcove on the left and the clean, troll free rest rooms where down another hall to the left.

AT 1400 on a Sunday, there were probably 6-10 dancers and maybe 12-15 patrons. I got my water $6 from Evie who was a very cute dark haired waitress in a tight black bustier that did its job very well. The girls I did meet -- Mya. A very lithe blonde, tits no larger than A's, who did writhe on the stage in quite the sensuous way. She stopped by after her stage show to get my tip and to chat for awhile. She told me about the different dance possibilities in vague generalities (related to her own and the girls' expected tips) but the published prices for VIP are essentially $50/15 minute increments going upward. Ultimately she wasn't my type but was nice to chat with. I also chatted briefly with Angel. A well-proportioned larger long-blonde haired woman with wonderful tits (probably a full D) and a big bootie. I also saw Nadia who had a similar build to Angel -- perhaps a bit more in the mid-section and darker hair but with nice T and A sections as well.

As an aside, during the time I was there, there was literally NO tip parade. People who were seated at the stage, tipped the dances and received some immediate interaction with the dancers, there but I was at a round table one row removed from he stage and did not feel any pressure to tip whatsoever. After the dancer's finish their set, they actually go off into what I assume is a dressing room before they later come out on the club floor. I actually chased down the individual dancers when they re-emerged from the back room to give them their tips.

And then I saw Priya. WOW! If she's not a "10", she's only a few 10 ths of a point away. What a beautiful young woman. Soft natural B's, dark East Asian Skin that seemed flawless, a slender muscular body that was totally fit without a wasted once of goodness, and a captivating smile. Not only that, she totally killed it with the pole on the stage -- that girl can dance! She had a lot of the undivided attention by many of the clientele in the audience. And then she slunk away to the back dressing room. When she came out, I tipped her $10, told her that her stage show and her beauty far exceeded everyone else's in the room, and was delighted when I discovered she did not have any dance lined up right at that time. After some nice chatting, we got around to VIP dance prices. I decided that I wanted to spend at least 30 minutes with her and we discussed an appropriate tip. I don't think that this could be called a "negotiation" in the true sense of the word as her price point was fixed and I have no doubt she commands that easily -- she is definitely in control of that market. In the spirit of YOLO, I agreed to her suggestions and we went off to the VIP where I had one of the most pleasurable 30 minutes of strip club happiness I have had in a very long time. Expensive but worth it. She suggested next time we go "upstairs" to Lust but I think a repeated visit where we were would be absolutely marvelous.

This looks and reads like a review to get free VIP access on TUSCL. I haven't seen it published there, so I assume it wasn't good enough for them either.

[Couple1517]

New to Providence area. What is the best club (s) for couples, preferably one with mutual touching, etc.

[Lips1963]

The club is right in the center of downtown and at 2:00 pm, the very large parking lot and surrounding areas did not feel unsafe. There was no cover, however, the cute girl with glasses at the entrance asked me to be sure to purchase at least one drink. The way she put that, rather than the brusk, "one drink minimum" was quite nice. The room is pretty large and the main stage in the center. Right when you come in, the bar is to the right, the VIP rooms are sort of tucked off away from the main room in alcove on the left and the clean, troll free rest rooms where down another hall to the left.

AT 1400 on a Sunday, there were probably 6-10 dancers and maybe 12-15 patrons. I got my water $6 from Evie who was a very cute dark haired waitress in a tight black bustier that did its job very well. The girls I did meet -- Mya. A very lithe blonde, tits no larger than A's, who did writhe on the stage in quite the sensuous way. She stopped by after her stage show to get my tip and to chat for awhile. She told me about the different dance possibilities in vague generalities (related to her own and the girls' expected tips) but the published prices for VIP are essentially $50/15 minute increments going upward. Ultimately she wasn't my type but was nice to chat with. I also chatted briefly with Angel. A well-proportioned larger long-blonde haired woman with wonderful tits (probably a full D) and a big bootie. I also saw Nadia who had a similar build to Angel -- perhaps a bit more in the mid-section and darker hair but with nice T and A sections as well.

As an aside, during the time I was there, there was literally NO tip parade. People who were seated at the stage, tipped the dances and received some immediate interaction with the dancers, there but I was at a round table one row removed from he stage and did not feel any pressure to tip whatsoever. After the dancer's finish their set, they actually go off into what I assume is a dressing room before they later come out on the club floor. I actually chased down the individual dancers when they re-emerged from the back room to give them their tips.

And then I saw Priya. WOW! If she's not a "10", she's only a few 10 ths of a point away. What a beautiful young woman. Soft natural B's, dark East Asian Skin that seemed flawless, a slender muscular body that was totally fit without a wasted once of goodness, and a captivating smile. Not only that, she totally killed it with the pole on the stage -- that girl can dance! She had a lot of the undivided attention by many of the clientele in the audience. And then she slunk away to the back dressing room. When she came out, I tipped her $10, told her that her stage show and her beauty far exceeded everyone else's in the room, and was delighted when I discovered she did not have any dance lined up right at that time. After some nice chatting, we got around to VIP dance prices. I decided that I wanted to spend at least 30 minutes with her and we discussed an appropriate tip. I don't think that this could be called a "negotiation" in the true sense of the word as her price point was fixed and I have no doubt she commands that easily -- she is definitely in control of that market. In the spirit of YOLO, I agreed to her suggestions and we went off to the VIP where I had one of the most pleasurable 30 minutes of strip club happiness I have had in a very long time. Expensive but worth it. She suggested next time we go "upstairs" to Lust but I think a repeated visit where we were would be absolutely marvelous.

Wow, thanks for that detailed report!

But I've not gotten serviced in a strip club for almost 20 years, and so I'd very much like to know some specifics, to help me decide if I want to visit this club. In your report, I understood that the VIP house fee for 30 minutes was 100. But what was the total price of that 30 minute VIP session, including the tip for Priya? And what specific services did she provide?

Thanks.

[BridesMilk]

This girl dances at desires. Did a dance with her once and couldn't stand her body odor. She offered in house for 500 for the 15 min but not sure how much for outside.

She is a train wreck. Always drugged out or drunk. She will fuck you tho.

[LurkingDog]

The club is right in the center of downtown and at 2:00 pm, the very large parking lot and surrounding areas did not feel unsafe. There was no cover, however, the cute girl with glasses at the entrance asked me to be sure to purchase at least one drink. The way she put that, rather than the brusk, "one drink minimum" was quite nice. The room is pretty large and the main stage in the center. Right when you come in, the bar is to the right, the VIP rooms are sort of tucked off away from the main room in alcove on the left and the clean, troll free rest rooms where down another hall to the left.

AT 1400 on a Sunday, there were probably 6-10 dancers and maybe 12-15 patrons. I got my water $6 from Evie who was a very cute dark haired waitress in a tight black bustier that did its job very well. The girls I did meet -- Mya. A very lithe blonde, tits no larger than A's, who did writhe on the stage in quite the sensuous way. She stopped by after her stage show to get my tip and to chat for awhile. She told me about the different dance possibilities in vague generalities (related to her own and the girls' expected tips) but the published prices for VIP are essentially $50/15 minute increments going upward. Ultimately she wasn't my type but was nice to chat with. I also chatted briefly with Angel. A well-proportioned larger long-blonde haired woman with wonderful tits (probably a full D) and a big bootie. I also saw Nadia who had a similar build to Angel -- perhaps a bit more in the mid-section and darker hair but with nice T and A sections as well.

As an aside, during the time I was there, there was literally NO tip parade. People who were seated at the stage, tipped the dances and received some immediate interaction with the dancers, there but I was at a round table one row removed from he stage and did not feel any pressure to tip whatsoever. After the dancer's finish their set, they actually go off into what I assume is a dressing room before they later come out on the club floor. I actually chased down the individual dancers when they re-emerged from the back room to give them their tips.

And then I saw Priya. WOW! If she's not a "10", she's only a few 10 ths of a point away. What a beautiful young woman. Soft natural B's, dark East Asian Skin that seemed flawless, a slender muscular body that was totally fit without a wasted once of goodness, and a captivating smile. Not only that, she totally killed it with the pole on the stage -- that girl can dance! She had a lot of the undivided attention by many of the clientele in the audience. And then she slunk away to the back dressing room. When she came out, I tipped her $10, told her that her stage show and her beauty far exceeded everyone else's in the room, and was delighted when I discovered she did not have any dance lined up right at that time. After some nice chatting, we got around to VIP dance prices. I decided that I wanted to spend at least 30 minutes with her and we discussed an appropriate tip. I don't think that this could be called a "negotiation" in the true sense of the word as her price point was fixed and I have no doubt she commands that easily -- she is definitely in control of that market. In the spirit of YOLO, I agreed to her suggestions and we went off to the VIP where I had one of the most pleasurable 30 minutes of strip club happiness I have had in a very long time. Expensive but worth it. She suggested next time we go "upstairs" to Lust but I think a repeated visit where we were would be absolutely marvelous.