Escort Reports

[George525]

Has anyone had the pleasure of this cutie. https://baltimore.skipthegames.com/p...u/783665472904.

Visiting for a few days.

[CinMiner]

Please post a link or pic so we know who you are talking about.

Not a dream, more of a nightmare.

Went to see Saylor as my regulars were either busy or out of town.

Agreed on services on text, get there and am informed that she has an extra person in the room, but they won't bother us. This was true, once I came inside, the second lady went into the bathroom and just chilled there.

Paraphernalia and full on drugs on the cabinet, which should have been my red flag to just dip out, but I was thinking with another head.

Pretty out of it, forgot what we even agreed on, so I pulled up the text, sent the money (CA instead of cash), and her account had a flag on it, prompting me to agree as she had been reported as a scammer. Red flag #2.

Starts BBJ, and its fairly toothy, but it wasnt bad.

Having trouble getting up thanks to the teeth, but finally up enough to go on to the next spot.

Agreed on BB, as I can't get it up with a hat, just doesn't work. Risky, especially for someone in this situation, but if it happens it happens, and Ill deal with it then, future me problem.

We start, few minutes later, I'm ready to pop, and thanks to snip snip, I pop inside. Agreed to extra, for this. Important information.

Get cleaned up, send the extra, it says pending, and that she will have to complete the payment. I SHOW her this. Make her aware the payment is pending. She needs to accept it. She goes off looking for stuff in her bags, so I start to head out. I've done my part, I sent what was agreed. (total, $ for QV, . 5 BB, . 5 CIP).

I don't fuck with my phone while driving, not looking to be a distracted driving statistic, but my phone is blowing up. I get home and have 2 voicemails threatening me, calling me a shitbag, saying she will go to my employer, my family, my socials, everything, and ruin my life.

So here's the thing. Its 50 bucks. I'm not going to stress over it, had she just said hey, it didn't go through, I would look, see hey, yeah, that's true, and then send it again. But being threatened pissed me off, so I stated so. Don't threaten me, that's not cool. Maybe make a new CA, and I can send it to that. But more threats. So Yeah. I'm not ashamed of my lifestyle, outing me is whatever. Fucking with my employment or family, not so much. So I have not re-sent the. 5 just out of frustration of being threatened, maybe a bad move, but again, future me problem.

If she had apologized or just been straight about it, couldve resolved with no issues, but it is what it is, I may be the asshole in this situation, but I don't really care at this point.

Aight, sorry for the long post, but to sum it up:

Damage of $$ (5), pretty strung out, toothy BJ, but very sweet in person, so if you are going to go, go while she's sober and only do cash, so that there is no room for bullshit.

-Sharpy.

[Billy Thornton]

Scheduled 2 days in a row, ghosted both the times, never responded after reaching to her place. I'm not sure if she is real or playing games around for deposit!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/charl...j/690490349958

Pics before page gets deleted.

[Sharpydot]

Not a dream, more of a nightmare.

Went to see Saylor as my regulars were either busy or out of town.

Agreed on services on text, get there and am informed that she has an extra person in the room, but they won't bother us. This was true, once I came inside, the second lady went into the bathroom and just chilled there.

Paraphernalia and full on drugs on the cabinet, which should have been my red flag to just dip out, but I was thinking with another head.

Pretty out of it, forgot what we even agreed on, so I pulled up the text, sent the money (CA instead of cash), and her account had a flag on it, prompting me to agree as she had been reported as a scammer. Red flag #2.

Starts BBJ, and its fairly toothy, but it wasnt bad.

Having trouble getting up thanks to the teeth, but finally up enough to go on to the next spot.

Agreed on BB, as I can't get it up with a hat, just doesn't work. Risky, especially for someone in this situation, but if it happens it happens, and Ill deal with it then, future me problem.

We start, few minutes later, I'm ready to pop, and thanks to snip snip, I pop inside. Agreed to extra, for this. Important information.

Get cleaned up, send the extra, it says pending, and that she will have to complete the payment. I SHOW her this. Make her aware the payment is pending. She needs to accept it. She goes off looking for stuff in her bags, so I start to head out. I've done my part, I sent what was agreed. (total, $ for QV, . 5 BB, . 5 CIP).

I don't fuck with my phone while driving, not looking to be a distracted driving statistic, but my phone is blowing up. I get home and have 2 voicemails threatening me, calling me a shitbag, saying she will go to my employer, my family, my socials, everything, and ruin my life.

So here's the thing. Its 50 bucks. I'm not going to stress over it, had she just said hey, it didn't go through, I would look, see hey, yeah, that's true, and then send it again. But being threatened pissed me off, so I stated so. Don't threaten me, that's not cool. Maybe make a new CA, and I can send it to that. But more threats. So Yeah. I'm not ashamed of my lifestyle, outing me is whatever. Fucking with my employment or family, not so much. So I have not re-sent the. 5 just out of frustration of being threatened, maybe a bad move, but again, future me problem.

If she had apologized or just been straight about it, couldve resolved with no issues, but it is what it is, I may be the asshole in this situation, but I don't really care at this point.

Aight, sorry for the long post, but to sum it up:

Damage of $$ (5), pretty strung out, toothy BJ, but very sweet in person, so if you are going to go, go while she's sober and only do cash, so that there is no room for bullshit.

-Sharpy.

[LD281]

Contacted Eva early in the morning, got a prompt response with location and rates. Settled on a time and duration (30 minutes - $1. 6). Arrived at location and she gave me room number, entered and did "police check" as I was new to her. Both got naked and started with a nice, slow BBBJ then CG, then missionary. Will repeat. May not be the best in looks department, but service was good and location is really good for me. She said she will give a discount next time, just need to ask. Always stays in Mooresville, but may change location at times. SM can PM me for her number and questions.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/dirty-ev...esville-410206

[Scalan1234]

Same. Tried to meet her 2 weeks ago. Drove to her hotel. Parked. Saw her outside with friend / pimp and let her finish smoking and text her I was there. Looked at her phone and I'm still waiting on her response LOL. Maybe the guy was a client.

She is same one that used to go by bree last year. I had couple of visits with her. She was sweet and willing to satisfy but body was loose and she most of the time had room issues as she used to stay with someone else. Can't say if anything is changed but if you can look past body, the pics are flattering then worth visiting her once. She seemed like left for few months and came back. I haven't seen her recently due to most of the time she was hosting in low quality hotels.

[Bouinage]

Scheduled 2 days in a row, ghosted both the times, never responded after reaching to her place. I'm not sure if she is real or playing games around for deposit!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/charl...j/690490349958

Same. Tried to meet her 2 weeks ago. Drove to her hotel. Parked. Saw her outside with friend / pimp and let her finish smoking and text her I was there. Looked at her phone and I'm still waiting on her response LOL. Maybe the guy was a client.

[Dappu]

Scheduled 2 days in a row, ghosted both the times, never responded after reaching to her place. I'm not sure if she is real or playing games around for deposit!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/charl...j/690490349958

[Gemini10]

She used to be a $80 qv girl. That forehead is just too much for me. One of the more trusted members said she was good, but flipped on him when he mentioned seeing others girls.

Look like she loosing hair up top but that's ok.

[Billy Thornton]

She used to be a $80 qv girl. That forehead is just too much for me. One of the more trusted members said she was good, but flipped on him when he mentioned seeing others girls.

That's a beautiful ass!. Many reviews in the other review site.

[TwoInchJoe]

https://tryst.link/escort/alexxx12050517 didn't know jessica is on tryst and her rates are on the low low now it makes sense why I stayed so long I thought it was 140 qv it was HH those are roll back prices right there 200 HR yall better jump on that big booty before she gets wise. Very good date. She said her name is Jessica so that's what I posted but I see she go by Alexxx my bad I didn't know.

She used to be a $80 qv girl. That forehead is just too much for me. One of the more trusted members said she was good, but flipped on him when he mentioned seeing others girls.

[Bouinage]

Going to TOFTT on this one, hope she's not TGTBT!

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...806/9808996989

How is that? Appreciate your efforts and enthusiasm, she has beem mentioned at least three times over the past 3 weeks. Not really toftt but a new review is appreciated.

[Wlfmant]

Going to TOFTT on this one, hope she's not TGTBT!

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...806/9808996989

[Gemini10]

https://tryst.link/escort/alexxx12050517 didn't know jessica is on tryst and her rates are on the low low now it makes sense why I stayed so long I thought it was 140 qv it was HH those are roll back prices right there 200 HR yall better jump on that big booty before she gets wise. Very good date. She said her name is Jessica so that's what I posted but I see she go by Alexxx my bad I didn't know.

[Iconic1]

That is exactly how I think when I see several of these descriptors. Even the mongers on here will be like she's a BBW. I'm always thinking "oh so she's fat" Best post ever.

The reading and understanding of Escort ads (especially those on Craigslist) has gotten more difficult. What do all these things mean. How can you know what the individual advertising is really like.

Recently someone else (wish I had thought of it) came up with the following compendium of translations from Escort Ads.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Athletic = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Legendary = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

Tight = Hot dog down a hallway.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Good Rate. Because I'm fat and ugly.

Good Rate = because I have no customers.

I'm available. Because I have no customers.

Special today. Because I have no customers.

Snowbunny = white girl with a pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

Real Pic = Pic of me 12 years and 40 lbs ago.

Actual photo = of someone else.

Recent photo = of someone else.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

Everything safe = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

Safe GFE = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

Ultimate safe GFE = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

Very safe = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

All safe play = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

YMMV = I don't do it with anyone but make you think it's just you that I won't do it with.

YMMV = I do it with everyone but want you to feel special so I can suck you in for a tip.

Upscale incall = motel 6.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color _ = brown.

Hair length_ = to shoulder.

Eye color _ brown.

Age_ = mature.

Height_ = short.

Weight_ = heavy.

Cup size_ = small.

Measurements_ = large.

Credits: DrRogers (TERB).

Admin, please feel free to delete it if it doesn't belong here.