She used to be a $80 qv girl. That forehead is just too much for me. One of the more trusted members said she was good, but flipped on him when he mentioned seeing others girls.
She used to be a $80 qv girl. That forehead is just too much for me. One of the more trusted members said she was good, but flipped on him when he mentioned seeing others girls.
That's a beautiful ass!. Many reviews in the other review site.
https://tryst.link/escort/alexxx12050517 didn't know jessica is on tryst and her rates are on the low low now it makes sense why I stayed so long I thought it was 140 qv it was HH those are roll back prices right there 200 HR yall better jump on that big booty before she gets wise. Very good date. She said her name is Jessica so that's what I posted but I see she go by Alexxx my bad I didn't know.
She used to be a $80 qv girl. That forehead is just too much for me. One of the more trusted members said she was good, but flipped on him when he mentioned seeing others girls.
How is that? Appreciate your efforts and enthusiasm, she has beem mentioned at least three times over the past 3 weeks. Not really toftt but a new review is appreciated.
https://tryst.link/escort/alexxx12050517 didn't know jessica is on tryst and her rates are on the low low now it makes sense why I stayed so long I thought it was 140 qv it was HH those are roll back prices right there 200 HR yall better jump on that big booty before she gets wise. Very good date. She said her name is Jessica so that's what I posted but I see she go by Alexxx my bad I didn't know.
That is exactly how I think when I see several of these descriptors. Even the mongers on here will be like she's a BBW. I'm always thinking "oh so she's fat" Best post ever.
The reading and understanding of Escort ads (especially those on Craigslist) has gotten more difficult. What do all these things mean. How can you know what the individual advertising is really like.
Recently someone else (wish I had thought of it) came up with the following compendium of translations from Escort Ads.
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Athletic = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Legendary = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
Tight = Hot dog down a hallway.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across town.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Good Rate. Because I'm fat and ugly.
Good Rate = because I have no customers.
I'm available. Because I have no customers.
Special today. Because I have no customers.
Snowbunny = white girl with a pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
Real Pic = Pic of me 12 years and 40 lbs ago.
Actual photo = of someone else.
Recent photo = of someone else.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
Everything safe = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
Safe GFE = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
Ultimate safe GFE = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
Very safe = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
All safe play = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
YMMV = I don't do it with anyone but make you think it's just you that I won't do it with.
YMMV = I do it with everyone but want you to feel special so I can suck you in for a tip.
Upscale incall = motel 6.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color _ = brown.
Hair length_ = to shoulder.
Eye color _ brown.
Age_ = mature.
Height_ = short.
Weight_ = heavy.
Cup size_ = small.
Measurements_ = large.
Credits: DrRogers (TERB).
Admin, please feel free to delete it if it doesn't belong here.
Met her at the same location. I hate that hotel off tyvola, but, it's whatever.
Literally scrolling through the posts on a couple different sites at the moment because I just want a blowjob and I'm not seeing anything that catches my eye.
It must be 10 hotels back in there I didn't say which one this is pretty nice hotel. The one at the end of the road down the hill is trashed.
Wow I got lucky she was in a good mood came to the door let me end at a nice hotel off Tyvola we chatted said she been gone 6 years I ask where she said with her mom but we know she was with uncle had gained weight with a little belly. She wasted know time when Jr came out going to work with BBBJ it was good AF I blasted before I knew it.
Met her at the same location. I hate that hotel off tyvola, but, it's whatever.
Literally scrolling through the posts on a couple different sites at the moment because I just want a blowjob and I'm not seeing anything that catches my eye.
This is close to what I remember of her pre-covid, as well. I was really disappointed. Again, might have just been a bad day but she was pissed off, made me wait 15 ish minutes, and then told me she didn't do BBBJ when I got to her room. I laughed, because I remembered her taking my load in her mouth and she gave great head, but she was serious. And in a bad mood.
And a CBJ does nothing for me really, so I left. It was just bad vibes all around.
Wow I got lucky she was in a good mood came to the door let me end at a nice hotel off Tyvola we chatted said she been gone 6 years I ask where she said with her mom but we know she was with uncle had gained weight with a little belly. She wasted know time when Jr came out going to work with BBBJ it was good AF I blasted before I knew it.
Damn. I saw her pop back up in Charlotte again and was hoping to hear some good things about her before I would consider punching the clock with her again.
I did a couple of late night visits with her (pre-COVID). I'd shoot her a text before a flight back to Charlotte and called her to confirm when leaving the parking garage. She was cool with this arrangement all 3 times we did this. Each time, she was always ready and waiting for me when I arrived at her location. No extra time was needed to get ready because she knew I had an hour + drive home after we were done.
Each visit, she was close to GFE (BBBJ, DATY and lite kissing) with a little bit of naughty play and not rushing me to finish. Even with long work day and the late night flights, she still managed to get a good half-hour workout from me before my drive home.
I was hoping for more consistent reporting on her return. However, I guess I'll just wait a little longer to how she turns out.
Thanks for sharing.
HEx!
This is close to what I remember of her pre-covid, as well. I was really disappointed. Again, might have just been a bad day but she was pissed off, made me wait 15 ish minutes, and then told me she didn't do BBBJ when I got to her room. I laughed, because I remembered her taking my load in her mouth and she gave great head, but she was serious. And in a bad mood.
And a CBJ does nothing for me really, so I left. It was just bad vibes all around.
Thats odd I saw her last week Friday or Thursday and didn't get pass the BBBJ it was so good and I was horny I tried to hold back but ended up grabbing the back of her head filling her mouth up. She said why you didn't warn me I said I did I grabbed the back of your head. Tried seeing her Monday after I told her who I am she stopped responding. So I saw another provider I wrote a review on.
But it was far from what she delivered. Literally was a a waste of gas. I should have just beat my meat.
Might have been just a bad day for her, but I'm good. Just sharing so folks can govern themselves accordingly.
Damn. I saw her pop back up in Charlotte again and was hoping to hear some good things about her before I would consider punching the clock with her again.
I did a couple of late night visits with her (pre-COVID). I'd shoot her a text before a flight back to Charlotte and called her to confirm when leaving the parking garage. She was cool with this arrangement all 3 times we did this. Each time, she was always ready and waiting for me when I arrived at her location. No extra time was needed to get ready because she knew I had an hour + drive home after we were done.
Each visit, she was close to GFE (BBBJ, DATY and lite kissing) with a little bit of naughty play and not rushing me to finish. Even with long work day and the late night flights, she still managed to get a good half-hour workout from me before my drive home.
I was hoping for more consistent reporting on her return. However, I guess I'll just wait a little longer to how she turns out.
Thats odd I saw her last week Friday or Thursday and didn't get pass the BBBJ it was so good and I was horny I tried to hold back but ended up grabbing the back of her head filling her mouth up. She said why you didn't warn me I said I did I grabbed the back of your head. Tried seeing her Monday after I told her who I am she stopped responding. So I saw another provider I wrote a review on.
But it was far from what she delivered. Literally was a a waste of gas. I should have just beat my meat.
Might have been just a bad day for her, but I'm good. Just sharing so folks can govern themselves accordingly.
My usual were not answering so I got adventurous to try someone new. She replied that only outcall or car play so we agreed on car play for $. 6 qv. She promised all in the good things in the ad and good time so went with the rate even though high for qv. I can't say pic are her or not but she looked ok. Not bad not that good. She asks for money first and after that it was all bad service. 2-3 minutes of laboured CBJ with mostly hand action and then she tried to hurry while not even fully hard. Within 2 more minutes, she said time is almost up and finished with laboured CBJ. I let it play out as I know it was lost cause. Overall very bad dream that makes you hate yourself for loosing money like this. She kept saying hhr would have been better no rush but I could tell that won't be the case. To be honest, I haven't received good service from a black provider in long time. I would be interested in any good provide info that is discussed here.
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