Massage Parlor Reports

**Rustys** · 10-14-24 17:12

Guys, I want to remind us all and hopefully enlighten some young bucks. Never, never, never pay a new provider upfront. When these MP providers, either employees or independents renting the room / facilities ask for anything beyond a basic house fee upfront it is because they know they are scamming you. Certainly there are bad apple hobbyists out there, and I get it the girls are protecting themselves, but there is no reason to pay both the house fee and ambiguous gratuity all in advance. You can pay the house fee first, and then you can pay the tip once it's clear what level of service you're getting.

I've kind of been out of the game, venturing to see someone new only once per blue moon, and I'm so upset with myself that I let my guard down. We're only talking like $60-$80 worth of scam, but still I feel so violated. I should have been wise enough to counter with half now / half later or something along those lines.

I'm not trying to out the spa since the onus is on the middle aged, Latina independent who is only there on Mondays. PM me if you feel necessary.

Don't cough up what they ask for upfront. If it seems like a big amount, use your big head; say no. Put your foot down. Offer a fraction upfront at best.

Hopefully a PSA and friendly reminder to all my hobbyist brothers.

**Bato5613** · 10-14-24 10:59

Originally Posted by Turok47 [View Original Post]

Was visiting Miami from Tampa during the hurricane and checked out this spot. The girls that are working there are drop dead gorgeous. I chose a girl named Abby. She lead me in the room after first grabbing junior. I followed her. I asked for table shower but they unfortunately don't have it. She rubbed me down as I fell asleep into the best dream I've had for a couple years months now.

Any info of location and how many roses been delivered?

**Rustys** · 10-14-24 09:53

35-60 = 45-70.

Maybe she can suck dick like a champ. Maybe we're missing out. Not trying that hard to find out.

**RI CheeseHead** · 10-14-24 00:34

Walked into 1300 C on Atlantic. Oceans massage. 90% sure it's where people have commented on a "cute" Jessica coming back that everyone seems in love with.

Was 50/50 on whether I'd get a massage or not, but when the lady answered, I was not attracted at all. Couldn't tell age, somewhere 35-60, but she had whitening makeup, seemingly to make her skin whiter. But this is Miami, people I would think want some color here. Don't be shy about your (what looked like to me) Korean heritage.

Stupid me forgot to ask her name. So I am not sure if it's the Jessica or not. Still not forgetting about her, but if I'm paying $, want to have attraction even if it's 69 or tuma where I don't; see her face.

**Dockers55** · 10-13-24 07:45

Originally Posted by TechGuy99 [View Original Post]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44979/

Went to see her for my 2nd time. 1st time I didn't have fun. After seeing some positive posts here I decided to give her another try. She has the massage spot in the garage of her house. Nice private spot. She doesn't look like the pics by the way. However, this time she allowed me to be without drape the entire session. She was playing with my butt a lot and very close to Jr. I was thinking, "today is the day" all the signs were there to have fun. On the flip she kept massaging my legs and very close to Jr. I was hard and waiting for her to say something. 10 minutes before the hour, she told me if I wanted to take a shower or wipe with towels, I asked for extras, she said what was my offer. I said $50 and she said. I let you do it and I massage. Kept negotiating and she wanted $200 for HJ. I was no thanks.

Massage is excellent, and would book again for a good massage, but not sure if I will give another try if looking for fun.

When you see AMTA, NBCMT, or anything under national affiliation, you are not likely to get happiness. I think she was playing a game with you.

**DrWho** · 10-13-24 01:55

Originally Posted by Turok47 [View Original Post]

Was visiting Miami from Tampa during the hurricane and checked out this spot. The girls that are working there are drop dead gorgeous. I chose a girl named Abby. She lead me in the room after first grabbing junior. I followed her. I asked for table shower but they unfortunately don't have it. She rubbed me down as I fell asleep into the best dream I've had for a couple years months now.

The only Healthy beauty spa that I could fins is on Griffin close to 95?

**TechGuy99** · 10-12-24 21:12

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44979/

Went to see her for my 2nd time. 1st time I didn't have fun. After seeing some positive posts here I decided to give her another try. She has the massage spot in the garage of her house. Nice private spot. She doesn't look like the pics by the way. However, this time she allowed me to be without drape the entire session. She was playing with my butt a lot and very close to Jr. I was thinking, "today is the day" all the signs were there to have fun. On the flip she kept massaging my legs and very close to Jr. I was hard and waiting for her to say something. 10 minutes before the hour, she told me if I wanted to take a shower or wipe with towels, I asked for extras, she said what was my offer. I said $50 and she said. I let you do it and I massage. Kept negotiating and she wanted $200 for HJ. I was no thanks.

Massage is excellent, and would book again for a good massage, but not sure if I will give another try if looking for fun.

**Turok47** · 10-12-24 20:42

Originally Posted by RICheeseHead [View Original Post]

What did she look like and what was the damage?

She looks like she's in her 20-30's, Brown hair, man made beautiful tits. I'm honestly jealous of what you guys have here. In Tampa it's completely dead.

Gave me a nuru massage with the best head I've got in a minute.

**RI CheeseHead** · 10-11-24 19:09

What did she look like and what was the damage?

**Turok47** · 10-11-24 15:14

Was visiting Miami from Tampa during the hurricane and checked out this spot. The girls that are working there are drop dead gorgeous. I chose a girl named Abby. She lead me in the room after first grabbing junior. I followed her. I asked for table shower but they unfortunately don't have it. She rubbed me down as I fell asleep into the best dream I've had for a couple years months now.

**Homelander2** · 10-11-24 13:22

Originally Posted by ChuckBukowski [View Original Post]

300 all in is the going rate for LMPs nowadays. Cara Cara in particular has been around for a long, long time but I haven't been there in years so I can't say anything about it now. Bad thing about LMPs in general is that you'll find a girl who thinks their shit don't stink and drives up the price accordingly. It isn't worth it the majority of the time in my experience.

I used to frequent Anna's Spa, another LMP in Deerfield, but the last few times I went has been real mediocre. Anyone have any solid LMP recommendations?

After paying the house fee, She wanted two benjis for HE, after some back and forth got it down to one. Still a lot but it was worth it, lower price didn't affect the quality of service. Wish I would have caught her name.

I tried Anna's once a long time ago. Paid. 6 , provider attractiveness was ok I've seen hotter, barely spoke English. Layed face down and just said "200" tried to negotiate but she wouldn't budge. Walked out they gave my money back.

**ChuckBukowski** · 10-11-24 10:30

Originally Posted by Flight57 [View Original Post]

I have never been to this place, but tried other lmps in the past, and they will, ask for crazy $$ and see if you bite, depending on how you are dressed, and if they see you drive up in a nice car or a work truck.

If you've had a drink or two, they catch that also and feels your an easier target / sucker.

Not saying all LMPS are that way, just the ones I have tried.

300 all in is the going rate for LMPs nowadays. Cara Cara in particular has been around for a long, long time but I haven't been there in years so I can't say anything about it now. Bad thing about LMPs in general is that you'll find a girl who thinks their shit don't stink and drives up the price accordingly. It isn't worth it the majority of the time in my experience.

I used to frequent Anna's Spa, another LMP in Deerfield, but the last few times I went has been real mediocre. Anyone have any solid LMP recommendations?

**Flight57** · 10-11-24 08:45

Originally Posted by Homelander2 [View Original Post]

Ok folks stopped by Cara Cara recently haven't really found much info on here about it.

Very very attractive Latina, very nice great personality, good conversation, good eneglish. Very large rack. HE was expensive but understandable given she's basically a 9. 5.

Would definitely repeat if I get the chance and take out a 2nd mortgage.

I have never been to this place, but tried other lmps in the past, and they will, ask for crazy $$ and see if you bite, depending on how you are dressed, and if they see you drive up in a nice car or a work truck.

If you've had a drink or two, they catch that also and feels your an easier target / sucker.

Not saying all LMPS are that way, just the ones I have tried.

**LazyBones** · 10-10-24 23:15

Originally Posted by Homelander2 [View Original Post]

Ok folks stopped by Cara Cara recently haven't really found much info on here about it.

Very very attractive Latina, very nice great personality, good conversation, good eneglish. Very large rack. HE was expensive but understandable given she's basically a 9. 5.

Would definitely repeat if I get the chance and take out a 2nd mortgage.

Since you didn't say. I'm going to guess you can't remember her name. Nor the upgraded price.

**Homelander2** · 10-10-24 15:08

Ok folks stopped by Cara Cara recently haven't really found much info on here about it.

Very very attractive Latina, very nice great personality, good conversation, good eneglish. Very large rack. HE was expensive but understandable given she's basically a 9. 5.

Would definitely repeat if I get the chance and take out a 2nd mortgage.