Massage Parlor Reports

**TheOuroboros** · 10-07-24 23:28

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I'm always amazed on how mongers on here get duped by non-Japanese Asian providers tricking them into thinking they are seeing a Japanese provider.

For the lack of my usual bravado and gravitas of my reviews fell short of late. Frankly, I just felt like sharing the intel rather spinning a tale of my adventures.

But if I'm going to be called out on not being able to tell Asians from their country of origin apart when that is my bread and butter, then I got to reestablish my credit as a veteran monger here.

Yes. Miho is from Japan, in fact she specifically hails from Kobe. Having just recently visited Japan a few months back we made some small talk about the city and things before I f**ked her brains out. I like to converse with the ladies as this helps break the ice and get the ladies more receptive to playtime, I like to reassure these girls I'm not some troll looking to get a rub and clap some cheeks while I grunt and bellow my way through the 30 minute ordeal. I'm a gentleman and often times when you converse and try to do so in their native language they feel more at home and more importantly, open to more fun.

So yes, while I have met plenty of Chinese and Koreans in my massage experience who have seeked asylum in Japan and often learn the basics to get by but usually are still predominantly native in their tongue. Even I was fooled as upon meeting Miho as I assumed she was Chinese so I initially hit her up with a ni hao ma when she entered the room. I got no response and initially chalked it up to the fact she didn't hear me so I asked her if she could give me a nice good massage and said hung hao anmo, and she looked at me like I was having an epileptic seizure. She said sorry I don't understand you. That's when I asked her if she was Chinese and she said no Japanese so retorted with an "ah, suka des" and that's when she lit up like Christmas. We continued to make some small talk in Japanese and that seemed to appease her. I take it if she was a Chinese playing off as a denizen of the rising sun, she would have a better grasp of mandarin and not give me that deer in the headlights look when I mistake her country of origin. While I'm far from fluent in different languages on the east continents I do at least make it a habit of getting by with a few phrases as it's helped me in the past get more mileage in my endeavors. Partly it's showboating but if you merely take the time to simply ask these ladies whereabouts they come from they usually won't lie to you, unless you’re demanding to only see a particular race of Asian and they’re eager to swindle you out of your money I guess.

But my bigger point is this. I have been around the block so to speak, so I'm not so easily distracted when the ladies try to dangle a carrot under my nose and feed me some grander untruth. A man is only as good as his word and when I describe a gal you can take me on my word that I know what the hell I'm talking about.

As for the other monger who wanted to know her age. I can't give you a definitive answer. I say Miho looked in her mid 40's but we all know Asians have laughed in the face of time when it comes to decay. So I'd say add 10-15 years on that and that's prolly where she lands. But she made MILF tier in my books.

**RubLover21** · 10-07-24 22:22

Originally Posted by RubLover21 [View Original Post]

Sadly Sophie is missing so I go to Shirlington to meet Jenny / Ginny, tall and slim, happily panty-free, small titties but lovely nipples.

My desire is to have her on mouth on me as I am on hers. This seems to be OK with her.

OMFG what a tasty hot puddytat. Jenny is squealing. Bouncing on my face. After second or third O she's got me in her mouth so hard I am squealing too.

Pleasure the ladies. Be clean, polite, and ready.

After a brief absence, Jenny is back.

We settle terms for naked 69. Jenny leaves to drop the $ and change the black pants outfit with which she greeted me at the door. I do not see what she changed into because it hit the floor while I was face down on the table.

Nail tease all over. OMFG this is where she starts. Every nerve ending she touches is firing off.

Kissing my butt and thighs, neurons exploding. She is on top now, and pushing her pussy against my leg. She's wet. Titties rubbing everywhere.

"Roll over". Don't mind if I do. It takes not much time before she is (literally) in my face. I start with gentle licks on her lips and silky skin. Then more directed to her ladyhood. And as she has me in her mouth I close, sucking and licking and worshipping, my arms around her tight little buttocks, the better to eat her with.

Boom, we have ignition. No idea how many times she cums, it's a blur. At a couple of points she lifts her puss off my face and her mouth off my cock and we are in eye contact, incredibly erotic.

Has she had enough? She rolls off and is ready to finish me. But the next second she flips back, puddytat in my face, and I cum as she cums again.

Dead. I can't really move until she leaves and comes back with the mouthwash.

Call me whatever, women can cum more in 45 min than men can, why not enjoy it?

**Member #6804** · 10-07-24 21:43

Birthday is coming up and looking to treat myself. I know know nothing is certain in this world but is there anyone who checks all these boxes:

BBBJCIM.

Two pops (both in said mouth).

Solid enough massage that I can relax and recharge between pops.

Not break the bank ($150-$250) for an hour (hopefully the fact that I don't want FS can keep price down somewhat).

Obviously the better looking the better.

From reading the forum, some options include Cecilia at FHOH, No Pain No Gain Candy, Champagne. But I'm not sure if any of these check every box and I can really count on things going to plan. Let me know (PM if preferred). Thanks.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-07-24 18:21

Originally Posted by AlmaLexEx [View Original Post]

I'm looking for a place where I'm pampered in every respect. I'm talking an excellent TS, maybe a sauna, massage, and BBBJ / FS with an attractive masseuse. Any recommendations?

With that said, I'd like share a dream I had about a healthy spa on Vincent place in Mclean. Walked in, was greeted by a chubby yet curvy mamasan who immediately showed me a young attractive provide. I mistakenly did the hour and had to suffer through a terrible massage for 10 minutes before I finally flipped over. I tried to talk the girl but she only spoke Chinese so we had to communicate through an app. I just got a HJ 80 but I'm pretty sure she will do whatever you want including BBFS if that's your thing. She even mentioned me "dropping the hammer" without a bag through the app. LOL.

998 used to be like that but it's gone. Most CMPs don't have TS. You have to try your luck at KMPs which often have older providers.

**Serpico99** · 10-07-24 18:19

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

Most of their reviews on RM are obviously fake. The name and provider may not match. One of their providers told me that they would be whoever the customers think they were. So the Miho he saw might not be the BBFS Miho somebody else met earlier in the year. I'm also suspect Miho is a Chinese who can speak Japanese.

I'm always amazed on how mongers on here get duped by non-Japanese Asian providers tricking them into thinking they are seeing a Japanese provider.

**SmearyGodness** · 10-07-24 17:56

Showered and headed to Candace's room. Very good BBBJ after massage. Eye contact was great. Nice tongue work. Up on the table and more BBBJ and eventually 69 as I kept reaching for the plump ass. She tasted great and I was recovered and hard as a rock. She was getting worked up and was ready and insisted on a raincoat. Candace is always covered which is fine. She hoped on cowgirl and rode me well and did more DFK. Then doggie and lazy dog. Mish and she got off of me ripped off the rubber and did more BBBJ. Then came up and Made out with me while give me a hand job until I came. Cleaned up, light massage and on my way. She's fun, a little quiet but she knows what she is doing people.

**AlmaLexEx** · 10-07-24 17:44

I'm looking for a place where I'm pampered in every respect. I'm talking an excellent TS, maybe a sauna, massage, and BBBJ / FS with an attractive masseuse. Any recommendations?

With that said, I'd like share a dream I had about a healthy spa on Vincent place in Mclean. Walked in, was greeted by a chubby yet curvy mamasan who immediately showed me a young attractive provide. I mistakenly did the hour and had to suffer through a terrible massage for 10 minutes before I finally flipped over. I tried to talk the girl but she only spoke Chinese so we had to communicate through an app. I just got a HJ 80 but I'm pretty sure she will do whatever you want including BBFS if that's your thing. She even mentioned me "dropping the hammer" without a bag through the app. LOL.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-07-24 17:37

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

" an older but tall skinny Japanese girl named Miho. She was wearing a sexy blue dress with a short skirt. ".

Kindly elaborate a bit on 'older' as this sometimes depends the beholder's eye. 50+? 60+? TIA.

Most of their reviews on RM are obviously fake. The name and provider may not match. One of their providers told me that they would be whoever the customers think they were. So the Miho he saw might not be the BBFS Miho somebody else met earlier in the year. I'm also suspect Miho is a Chinese who can speak Japanese.

**Serpico99** · 10-07-24 16:49

I visited Linda at Angel Therapy (Korean AMP) in Fairfax recently. The place is about a quarter mile, if that, west from Nutley Street, near Fairfax Circle high rise apartments, in a cluster of professional offices. Very discreet. There are a couple of other Korean and Chinese AMPs in the same complex. You can search on rubmaps for exact address, house fee is 60 for 30 minutes, 80 for an hour. Linda was wearing some jean shorts and slim fitting shirt, so I automatically popped wood. It's nice to see an AMP provider wearing my favorite AMP attire LOL. Her hair is a bit darker now compared to when I last saw her well over a year. Out of all of the Korean providers I have seen in this area, she is really good looking (looks to be in her 40's, with a slim body, nice B cups).

Her teasing table shower skills almost made be popped my load right there, but I told her to hold back and wait. Back in the room, she gives a decent massage but nothing I would go out of way for. Services rendered were naked DATY / DATO (on her) and HJ. Tipped 100 and was on my way, got my full half hour. She has a very calming personality, not of the hustler mindset. I never heard of her doing FS or BJ but with any provider, I'm sure she will do it if she likes you and if you drop enough $$$ to make it worth her time.

**LowerBackPain** · 10-07-24 16:45

" an older but tall skinny Japanese girl named Miho. She was wearing a sexy blue dress with a short skirt. ".

Kindly elaborate a bit on 'older' as this sometimes depends the beholder's eye. 50+? 60+? TIA.

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

In the onslaught of Chinese and Korean joints that dominate here in the area. This little plaza here definitely has other flavors of Asian. 8300 offers a taste of viet and Taiwanese but not so much talked about is the oriental massage place located just nextdoor to the building called Katy Therapy.
Here I met with an older but tall skinny Japanese girl named Miho. She was wearing a sexy blue dress with a short skirt. First time I've ever encountered a Japanese in the wild here (without using an agency). She was a very sweet girl with an open menu. An ok massage nothing to write home about but I only did 30 min for 50 and when the flip came I kinda pushed things along by rolling up her skirt and taking off her panties. She stopped me halfway to enter negotiations but she was game for $. 2 and left to get a cover. Fun ensued and I told her I would return.
Would def recommend it especially if you're turned away from the other place due to high volume.

**ButtGuy128** · 10-07-24 16:33

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

I don't know what happened between you two, but the Wendy I know (I mean Amy) is a very reliable provider, who always comes through and deserves every penny. Massage quality may be her weak point, but she makes it up with full GFE and excellent services, and then some.

Respectfully, I disagree except for the massage. Her massage was terrible. In no way shape or form was it a pleasant GFE from beginning to end. If you want to pony up $1. 6 (initially she wanted $$) for a quick 5 minute show by all means please do. I would love for anyone to chime in with their experience. I don't appreciate it when providers have GPS and underperform. It's just not cool for me at least.

**PuntaJaco43** · 10-07-24 14:22

Originally Posted by Chriscr14 [View Original Post]

I visited the Fairfax Syndicate two nights ago and saw none other than Baby Hua, aka Lucy. Overall, the experience was pretty underwhelming. I've read reviews about her that range from insane to mundane, but that night, it felt like I encountered her more conservative side. She seemed guarded, and was wearing bulletproof garments under her dress to discourage any roaming, and she repeatedly smacked my hands away, reminding me she was strictly focused on the task at hand. On the flip, she did just enough before cleaning me up and sending me on my way. I wouldn't return.

I have been holding off on a tell all review of this little organization. They know me well and I don't want to tip the boat just yet but you all will know what I am talking about. This owner advertises daily on BP; she runs two different ads; she has 4 locations; her ads are different in the sense that they list two dissimilar phone numbers and offer different locations. What I like about this woman, is the why she advertises her product. Nowadays the girls are depicted facially but previously the view was only from the rear. I was intrigued early on because I wondered what lurked up front. I visited many times and on occasion I was surprised, happy and rewarded.

Additionally, the women that are depicted presently are in actuality what you will be buying. No fakes like most of the photos on Bedpages.

I admire this gal; she is a very astute and clever businesswoman regardless of what many personally may think about her. Not only does she know how to display her product, but the merchandise is young, pretty and eager. Believe it or not I have sampled seven different women in her gallery. All have been 7-9 in looks and body and all at least an 8 out of 10 in satisfaction and pleasure to be with.

The services provided range, and are based on what that particular gal is willing to provide. Its basically a L-2 joint but I have gone a lot further even though there is an unwritten rule about FS. Rules are meant to be broken gentleman! All the gals I have been with will do a BBBJ some are open to DFK others won't. (never with understand why a gal will blow you but not allow kissing). I have been with some on several occasions or just a single time. The women rotate every few weeks; its seem that ownership has a steady stream out of NY. The price of admission is. 70 plus between a buck fifty – two bills depending on what you get. Just like every other place. Caution: I would not visit just to get a HHR massage followed by a HJ. Remember. Be an informed consumer.

To the reviewer:

I would like to suggest that you try one of her girls. I am assuming that you just walked in, and the main girl or girls were busy so the madame took it upon herself to service you or better yet abuse a poor monger. This owner is definitely an Alpha personality, and you don't want to get on her bad side but there is a lot of positives with the color purple. (FYI, All the sheets at all her locations are bright purple, hence Purple Nation). Text the number listed and ask for the lineup at a certain location. The owner is very responsive and will text you back with a photo of the girls. If you don't like them, ask for the alternate spot. Locations are listed on the ad.

Also let me say that her reviews tend to depict the spas as un- hygienic, mostly because they don't change the sheets, and I agree with this to a certain extent but on my last two visits at two different locations the gal pulled the sheet off the table and walked me out. Not sure what she did with them, but it was a positive change. Look gents for those of you that remember Alin at Wed Spa and Lisa at Eastern both those gals didn't strike me as the type that would do laundry; their talents laid elsewhere. Those two spas were all the same if not worse in cleanliness.

I highly recommend.

PJ.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-07-24 13:07

Originally Posted by ButtGuy128 [View Original Post]

As you know, "Amy" is at a new spa in Springfield. They've been open for a month and I had a lack luster experience. Make an appointment for Amy and when I got there, Amy was busy. No problem, waited and when she came in she gave a shit massage. She's probably late 30's or 40's with a decent rack. On the flip she wanted to donation first. $$ for full session which I countered with 140 (standard) she then went for $. 6 for bbj. I said ok and she bbj for only 1 minute before trying to put on the hat. I argued with her to keep bbj going and eventually she did it for 30 more seconds. After the cap, she faked moaned and tried to make me cum fast. CFS for about 2 minutes before I popped just to end the session. Save your money guys, seriously.

Overall it was a terrible experience and I can't recommend this place to anyone. It's an outfit from New York trying to get the most money out of us without quality service. They had two other girls- Sasha and Yuki. Sasha was the MMS and was nice but doesn't provide. I won't be returning as there is so many other places that are better than this NYC outfit.

I don't know what happened between you two, but the Wendy I know (I mean Amy) is a very reliable provider, who always comes through and deserves every penny. Massage quality may be her weak point, but she makes it up with full GFE and excellent services, and then some.

**Dm311** · 10-07-24 12:28

Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]

Nice review. FAR more useful than the sole review (had to LOL) on gmaps..

The yelp review from John F is also. Something.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/katy-aromatherapy-spa-fairfax

**JoeyPopkins** · 10-07-24 08:40

I was feeling tense and wanted a good massage with a no haggle nova, so I went to old reliable Kiko at Diamond flash. She give a great massage with an above average nova on my opinion. Lots of neck kissing and allows me to grab her impressive rack. Always a good option for a walk in when needed.