Escort Reviews

[FreddieMyers]

You can trust AMPs to come up with the most disconnected and mechanical ways of doing things. Which is why I never go there unless I'm looking for an actual massage. Takes half the fun out of being tromboned if she can't taste it. By the way, shouldn't this be in the MP thread?

What kind of flavor does your ass got that you want her tasting?!

If mechanical and disconnected have been your experiences you haven't been to the right AMPs then. I've had some legendary times in some but I'll save it for the MP thread.

[DarkClouds]

You can trust AMPs to come up with the most disconnected and mechanical ways of doing things. Which is why I never go there unless I'm looking for an actual massage. Takes half the fun out of being tromboned if she can't taste it. By the way, shouldn't this be in the MP thread?

What confuses me even more is the toothpaste on the asshole before they rim you. Is it for the taste or just good dental hygiene? They can use an ass hair to floss after eating my ass.

[FreddieMyers]

Toothpaste around the asshole! That's funny hahaha. I love a good rim job but can't say I ever experienced one trying to do toothpaste around the rim that's a little strange.

The AMPs in NYC all do the toothpaste trick. I still don't know what it's about but ngl the menthol feeling isn't horrible and if it helps a chick stick her tongue so far up my ass that I'm speaking Mandarin I'm all for it.

[BruceMoose007]

What confuses me even more is the toothpaste on the asshole before they rim you. Is it for the taste or just good dental hygiene? They can use an ass hair to floss after eating my ass.

Toothpaste around the asshole! That's funny hahaha. I love a good rim job but can't say I ever experienced one trying to do toothpaste around the rim that's a little strange.

[Woody50]

I saw her a few times when she was on the turnpike. She wants to start with a crappy massage to-get comfortable with you then you can move onto standard fare. Fair BBBJ and covered FS. Not a clockwatcher and a fair value for the service. Didn't appear to be a user when I saw her 1. 5 years ago.

Really rough looking face. I had the unfortunate circumstance of seeing her in McDonalds a few weeks later, in full sunlight!

I saw her in Cromwell. She never got fully undressed and kept telling me how her prices were flexible and to never be shy if I didn't have enough money sometime. One and done for me. She was doing doubles with Sara for a while.

[FreddieMyers]

Saw Angela and she is cute, nice rack but not large just solid. She had me rinse my mouth out with mouthwash and sprayed junior with disinfectant. Started with LFK and seems like she did not really want DFK. Gave a solid BBJ but seems to get tired of that in a couple minutes and go straight to HJ. She did not want DAY at all. Threw the cover on and straight to CG. After a bit we switched to Mish. I was getting close but she kept grabbing Junior and getting her hand in the way to prevent a deep thrust. Then she gave me a rest and tried to finish me off jackhammer style. That does not work for me. So she sprayed junior and cleaned him up again and gave more BBJ, she tired quick and went straight to a slow HJ finish. I settled on a full hour but she gave me 30 back so I believe MSOG is definitely not available. Overall a decent time but I will not repeat. 1. 3 is for a HH. If you want eye candy and can manage with the limitations I listed then go for it. She is nice, cute, and has a nice body. Thank you Freddy for the recommendation.

Happy to help. I did mention in my review that she was a pillow princess so I'm not surprised by your experience. I'm not well endowed more meh-endowed so I never got blocked by her. I'll never allow a jack hammer finish, it's either fuck or suck. When I was close I just laid her on her back and fucked her face until I came on her MMs. She's a nice change of pace for what is usually in the area but usually the milfs are more eager pleasers.

[FreddieMyers]

For the life of me I'll never understand the alcohol spray bottle. That shit burns! I always have to say no no and shake my head no and ask for baby wipes or water and a towel. Rubbing alcohol is not meant for a penis head! My shit got so irritated and itchy in the past when they put that crap on it. It's every single Asian that tries doing that too! Someone needs to get through to these agency people and tell them to start supplying girls with regular wipes.

What confuses me even more is the toothpaste on the asshole before they rim you. Is it for the taste or just good dental hygiene? They can use an ass hair to floss after eating my ass.

[SeekNEnjoy58]

Anyone have experience with Kristine? I like the older MILF types but her arms in some of her pics look pretty rough. Demons? Thanks.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...g/753895307459

I saw her a few times when she was on the turnpike. She wants to start with a crappy massage to-get comfortable with you then you can move onto standard fare. Fair BBBJ and covered FS. Not a clockwatcher and a fair value for the service. Didn't appear to be a user when I saw her 1. 5 years ago.

[BruceMoose007]

Saw Angela and she is cute, nice rack but not large just solid. She had me rinse my mouth out with mouthwash and sprayed junior with disinfectant. Started with LFK and seems like she did not really want DFK. Gave a solid BBJ but seems to get tired of that in a couple minutes and go straight to HJ. She did not want DAY at all. Threw the cover on and straight to CG. After a bit we switched to Mish. I was getting close but she kept grabbing Junior and getting her hand in the way to prevent a deep thrust. Then she gave me a rest and tried to finish me off jackhammer style. That does not work for me. So she sprayed junior and cleaned him up again and gave more BBJ, she tired quick and went straight to a slow HJ finish. I settled on a full hour but she gave me 30 back so I believe MSOG is definitely not available. Overall a decent time but I will not repeat. 1. 3 is for a HH. If you want eye candy and can manage with the limitations I listed then go for it. She is nice, cute, and has a nice body. Thank you Freddy for the recommendation.

For the life of me I'll never understand the alcohol spray bottle. That shit burns! I always have to say no no and shake my head no and ask for baby wipes or water and a towel. Rubbing alcohol is not meant for a penis head! My shit got so irritated and itchy in the past when they put that crap on it. It's every single Asian that tries doing that too! Someone needs to get through to these agency people and tell them to start supplying girls with regular wipes.

[FireToTheWorks]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...w/757556243460

Anyone seen these 2?

Younger one has been around for years. She used to be mainly based in Branford and recently reviewed on this thread as being oddly round and rotund like a beach ball. The other one looks like something you'd say no to at the end of a drunken night. Not paying $500 for a half hour with these two munters.

[DaddyMcFatty]

The brunette kinda looks like the Hawk Tuah girl. If she went on like a 5 year bender smoking 🪨 and using 💊.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...w/757556243460

Anyone seen these 2?

[Franchise71]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...w/757556243460

Anyone seen these 2?

$500 for HHR?

[LolHaha2]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...w/757556243460

Anyone seen these 2?

[LuckyCT]

ATTN Asian lovers:

Run don't walk to wethersfield! I just had a visit with Angela from the agency who's phone number ends in 5407. They are the one who charges 130 for hh instead of the usual 140.

Angela is hands down one the hottest girl I've seen through them. She is a legit 25-30 yr old who looks like she just came from a parlor in Manhattan and not anything like the typical Asian MILF you find. 5'4 with big MMs and a decent ass. She does have some slight baby damage but nothing noticeable. BBBJ rimming and CFS. No CIM or COF and she is a bit of a pillow princess but all the young hot ones are. She is only here for 10 days so get it while you can.

Saw Angela and she is cute, nice rack but not large just solid. She had me rinse my mouth out with mouthwash and sprayed junior with disinfectant. Started with LFK and seems like she did not really want DFK. Gave a solid BBJ but seems to get tired of that in a couple minutes and go straight to HJ. She did not want DAY at all. Threw the cover on and straight to CG. After a bit we switched to Mish. I was getting close but she kept grabbing Junior and getting her hand in the way to prevent a deep thrust. Then she gave me a rest and tried to finish me off jackhammer style. That does not work for me. So she sprayed junior and cleaned him up again and gave more BBJ, she tired quick and went straight to a slow HJ finish. I settled on a full hour but she gave me 30 back so I believe MSOG is definitely not available. Overall a decent time but I will not repeat. 1. 3 is for a HH. If you want eye candy and can manage with the limitations I listed then go for it. She is nice, cute, and has a nice body. Thank you Freddy for the recommendation.

[FreddieMyers]

Ad says Enfield / Hartford. Same one?

Yes that's them. They host out of the same chain motel in both Enfield and wethersfield. There's another agency in the area that works out of the best value in the pike that should be avoided at all costs. Poor customer service and equally poor quality of girls.