Massage Parlor Reports

[CharlieDaDog]

Good afternoon gents. Currently visiting the Windy City and staying close to loop / MM. Doing some research on here and seems many of the better options are far out in the burbs. Anything worthwhile closer in? Don't need FS but sensual with good attitude is all I want. Nude and / or nuru is a plus but not required. Thanks for any tips.

SXL is your best option or take a $10 cab ride to Chinatown area where you can find tons of options.

[Peer92]

Good afternoon gents. Currently visiting the Windy City and staying close to loop / MM. Doing some research on here and seems many of the better options are far out in the burbs. Anything worthwhile closer in? Don't need FS but sensual with good attitude is all I want. Nude and / or nuru is a plus but not required. Thanks for any tips.

[Zagal]

Went early today, mamasan answered the door and introduced me to one of the asian girls, but I asked for Gia the latina. She went into the ladies changing room and I got a slight peek inside, all the girls were available and Gia came out. The photos are definitely her and she's just as hot in person, and that AZZ. Wow!! It was big and felt super real! I don't remember if I felt a BBL before but this one didn't feel at all fake, fit her body frame perfect and was beautiful. Her personality was friendly and she spoke English well. She said she's from Peru, not mexico like the profile says. The only downside to the whole experience, when we get naked in the room I gave the 200 expecting BBBJ like every other girl gives there for that price, but she said it was an extra 50 tip. Lame! I had already driven like an hour and 20 min so whatever I gave it. Her BJ skills were not that great actually, not mechanical but not a good rhythm to it, just kinda meh. Anyways I was hard enough so I put on the cover and did mish first, she was nice to look at and I'm glad she gave it some emotion and not be a dead fish or over exaggerate either. We then switch to doggy and I pound away, I was almost done and her phone alarm goes off. She said it's time and I said I was almost done, she let me pound away a few more minutes thankfully and I finished. I'm glad at least she let me finish and not get an attitude. It was kinda hot in there and wish there was a fan but it's whatever. After her scheduled days she goes to LA and said she would like to come back. That's all for today guys.

[Eddinger]

I had the best session I've prob ever had at orange with Lisa. She's hot, not big, but amazing natural tits and a gorgeous face. And she prob really is in her 20's. Amazing shower that prob took 20-30 min. Incredible blow job. And then in the room even a better blow job. Then I ate her out for a while while she blew me. And then we fucked. Her body felt great. She was fun and everything felt wonderful and not rushed at all. I was there 90 minutes. Crazy. Place was slow, so that's prob why it didn't matter, but I've never had a not rushed session like this. She was fun.

[BA4114]

Who is the best deep tissue massage therapist?

Does not matter if they do any extras.

Lena. And I don't think it's particularly close. It's a full-on therapeutic session with a choose-you-own-adventure ending.

https://tryst.link/escort/lenasweet

[Pau Ford]

Iris is HJ only. She didn't feel right doing anything beyond that. IMO I think she'll exit the business soon, think she's realizing it's not for her.

Has anyone checked on Broadway Iris young cute Thai girl recently? What's on the menu? Any intel would be appreciated.

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[Drawers333]

In my experience all the 24 h ones have been nothing but ripoff JackShacks. They get you in the door, and then keep pumping the numbers up to over 1000 dollars only for you to end up doing it yourself. I remember my first experience when I started Mongering. It was a weird one in the western suburbs near GlenDale heights, and all it advertised was GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS. That place was such a huge ripoff.

I have found that a lot of 24 hour spots (primarily on NW side) are actually decent. You're not getting a massage, but I've never really been rushed. I've done the $200/ hr option, maybe 10 or so times over the past year. I've met some decent looking women who have provided decent service. The session is almost never massage focused, it usually starts right off with CBJ and then there is fucking for the rest of the hour.

Definitely a lot of variability though. TBH I usually go after I've been drinking and smoking some weed or taking some shrooms.

[Harbinger147]

I would divided it differently. You can put 1, 2, and 4 together. So it store front and apartments. Those are your main categories. Then I would a subcategories similar yours 1,2, and 4 for both. So as for 4. Usually the late night ones in the north side is all own by Papa San. So just call him for the places. As for the South side all places lead back to Angel. As for apartment some are open late. Especially if you have a rep with a Indy. Then you can see her late night.

In my experience all the 24 h ones have been nothing but ripoff JackShacks. They get you in the door, and then keep pumping the numbers up to over 1000 dollars only for you to end up doing it yourself. I remember my first experience when I started Mongering. It was a weird one in the western suburbs near GlenDale heights, and all it advertised was GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS. That place was such a huge ripoff.

[Moejoo]

Who is the best deep tissue massage therapist?

Does not matter if they do any extras.

Anna at Unwind in Chinatown if she is still there.

[Agent1013]

Has anyone checked on Broadway Iris young cute Thai girl recently? What's on the menu? Any intel would be appreciated.

[Fit312]

She says she works weekends and Thursdays.

She also works at Broadway Tuesday and Friday.

[Amplitude]

Kelly at Grand is younger, probably early 30's now, with natural Ds. Been a minute since I've seen her but that's an option.

Thanks, man! I'll mark Kelly for next pass in.

[SpaGuy21]

I've got a hall pass guys. Where can find the biggest natural Asian titles? City / burbs. Thanks in advance. I'll owe ya.

Kelly at Grand is younger, probably early 30's now, with natural Ds. Been a minute since I've seen her but that's an option.

[Amplitude]

I've got a hall pass guys. Where can I find the biggest natural Asian titties? City / burbs. Thanks in advance. I'll owe ya.

Decided to go in blind and try SXL for the first time ever. Been doing this since the 80's in and around Chicago. Don't know how this is my first time at SXL.

I figure at least 30 years ago dropping three on a quality escort was SOP. But that's wasn't an all-in AMP experience like I just had with Cindy. A delight. Packing D cup naturals with hair below the shoulders. A full hour of BBBJ, making her cum twice to HER absolute delight with DATY. Covered FS cow girl. Then onto the easy chair as she knelt before me for a dutiful CIM. She says she works weekends and Thursdays. My SO is in trouble if this becomes a regular thing with Cindy.

[Eddinger]

Yeah. I think basically at all these shops that have started bringing in Latin women its basically luck of the draw with service. Some really wonderful and fun! Others super shitty and bad! Its hard to tell. My general approach with them is is they are super fucking hot on site, ill take a chance because at least I'm fucking a knockout. But if they aren't, no thanks. I'd rather have a soft body Asian who will fuck me like no one else and eat my ass for a quarter of an hour than a Latin girl who won't give me a bare blow job, and says "ooh papi, I want you to come, hurry up and come" 2 seconds after I pushed my dick inside. Not fun at all.

But. If she's hot. I will then care less about the attitude and ill just have my fun and not listen to her.

I was in orange the other day and there was no one available by the 3-4 Mexican or Colombian girls and one had a massive set of tits but was short and square with a belly and the others were just not hot at all so I was like, nope! And went to SXL to do a walk in and got Kelly and had a wonderful time fucking her mouth and pussy.

Stopped into orange, Celeste was free, put pic of her body up. About 5-9, all natural ass, you can see the titties for yourself! Good attitude, Soso massage. CBJ, NO LFK, I'd rate service 6 out of 10, only 2 positions, her laying on bed me, standing, and cow girl. She looks like she is in her early 20-s. Somewhat mechanical. Here's my two cents, don't want to write a novel today.