Massage Parlor Reports

[Drawers333]

In my experience all the 24 h ones have been nothing but ripoff JackShacks. They get you in the door, and then keep pumping the numbers up to over 1000 dollars only for you to end up doing it yourself. I remember my first experience when I started Mongering. It was a weird one in the western suburbs near GlenDale heights, and all it advertised was GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS. That place was such a huge ripoff.

I have found that a lot of 24 hour spots (primarily on NW side) are actually decent. You're not getting a massage, but I've never really been rushed. I've done the $200/ hr option, maybe 10 or so times over the past year. I've met some decent looking women who have provided decent service. The session is almost never massage focused, it usually starts right off with CBJ and then there is fucking for the rest of the hour.

Definitely a lot of variability though. TBH I usually go after I've been drinking and smoking some weed or taking some shrooms.

[Harbinger147]

I would divided it differently. You can put 1, 2, and 4 together. So it store front and apartments. Those are your main categories. Then I would a subcategories similar yours 1,2, and 4 for both. So as for 4. Usually the late night ones in the north side is all own by Papa San. So just call him for the places. As for the South side all places lead back to Angel. As for apartment some are open late. Especially if you have a rep with a Indy. Then you can see her late night.

In my experience all the 24 h ones have been nothing but ripoff JackShacks. They get you in the door, and then keep pumping the numbers up to over 1000 dollars only for you to end up doing it yourself. I remember my first experience when I started Mongering. It was a weird one in the western suburbs near GlenDale heights, and all it advertised was GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS. That place was such a huge ripoff.

[Moejoo]

Who is the best deep tissue massage therapist?

Does not matter if they do any extras.

Anna at Unwind in Chinatown if she is still there.

[Agent1013]

Has anyone checked on Broadway Iris young cute Thai girl recently? What's on the menu? Any intel would be appreciated.

[Fit312]

She says she works weekends and Thursdays.

She also works at Broadway Tuesday and Friday.

[Amplitude]

Kelly at Grand is younger, probably early 30's now, with natural Ds. Been a minute since I've seen her but that's an option.

Thanks, man! I'll mark Kelly for next pass in.

[SpaGuy21]

I've got a hall pass guys. Where can find the biggest natural Asian titles? City / burbs. Thanks in advance. I'll owe ya.

Kelly at Grand is younger, probably early 30's now, with natural Ds. Been a minute since I've seen her but that's an option.

[Amplitude]

I've got a hall pass guys. Where can I find the biggest natural Asian titties? City / burbs. Thanks in advance. I'll owe ya.

Decided to go in blind and try SXL for the first time ever. Been doing this since the 80's in and around Chicago. Don't know how this is my first time at SXL.

I figure at least 30 years ago dropping three on a quality escort was SOP. But that's wasn't an all-in AMP experience like I just had with Cindy. A delight. Packing D cup naturals with hair below the shoulders. A full hour of BBBJ, making her cum twice to HER absolute delight with DATY. Covered FS cow girl. Then onto the easy chair as she knelt before me for a dutiful CIM. She says she works weekends and Thursdays. My SO is in trouble if this becomes a regular thing with Cindy.

[Eddinger]

Yeah. I think basically at all these shops that have started bringing in Latin women its basically luck of the draw with service. Some really wonderful and fun! Others super shitty and bad! Its hard to tell. My general approach with them is is they are super fucking hot on site, ill take a chance because at least I'm fucking a knockout. But if they aren't, no thanks. I'd rather have a soft body Asian who will fuck me like no one else and eat my ass for a quarter of an hour than a Latin girl who won't give me a bare blow job, and says "ooh papi, I want you to come, hurry up and come" 2 seconds after I pushed my dick inside. Not fun at all.

But. If she's hot. I will then care less about the attitude and ill just have my fun and not listen to her.

I was in orange the other day and there was no one available by the 3-4 Mexican or Colombian girls and one had a massive set of tits but was short and square with a belly and the others were just not hot at all so I was like, nope! And went to SXL to do a walk in and got Kelly and had a wonderful time fucking her mouth and pussy.

Stopped into orange, Celeste was free, put pic of her body up. About 5-9, all natural ass, you can see the titties for yourself! Good attitude, Soso massage. CBJ, NO LFK, I'd rate service 6 out of 10, only 2 positions, her laying on bed me, standing, and cow girl. She looks like she is in her early 20-s. Somewhat mechanical. Here's my two cents, don't want to write a novel today.

[Amplitude]

I've got a hall pass guys. Where can find the biggest natural Asian titles? City / burbs. Thanks in advance. I'll owe ya.

[CharlieDaDog]

Stopped into orange, Celeste was free, put pic of her body up. About 5-9, all natural ass, you can see the titties for yourself! Good attitude, Soso massage. CBJ, NO LFK, I'd rate service 6 out of 10, only 2 positions, her laying on bed me, standing, and cow girl. She looks like she is in her early 20-s. Somewhat mechanical. Here's my two cents, don't want to write a novel today.

We all need to post more pics.

Jessica - 819 - that ass fuels my addiction.

Amy. Archer Perfect. Real Throat Goat in my Opinion.

Monica. Tokyo.

Angels Sex Doll and Yes I Pounded it And no I'm Not Ashamed hope I didn't get it pregnant LOL.

But great work on the pic brother Cheers owe you a Beer.

[Psilue]

Let me preface this review by saying I have only visited maybe a half dozen AMPs in my 'career', and I have been criticized for not using paragraphs during my posts so I apologize up front for more of the same. I texted the booker who replied promptly with pictures of 3 ladies. I chose Mimi and set up 'VIP' tatami session. Arrived at the location and was met by a beautiful, young lady. I told her I was there for Mimi. Mimi came out from the back. Looking amazing. She led me into a room and started talking. I don't know what she said, but I did hear 300 so I paid her. She told me to get ready to shower and left. I stripped down except for a towel. She came back and did the same. Phew. What a body. She then led me to the shower room for a table shower. That was nice. Zero teasing other than thoroughly cleaning my back door. That seemed like a good omen to me. LOL. Dried me off, went back to the room and she told me to lay face down. Then she used her phone to tell me that she had to get supplies for the session. She came back after some time with what appeared to be mouthwash. Asked if I wanted oil. Yes. Started a pretty good massage, again zero teasing. During this time, she also started texting. I would hear the phone ding and then she would stop to reply. It was pretty annoying and happened no less than a dozen times during our session. Anyway, she eventually used her body to slide all over mine. Fun. She told me to flip. Then she filled her mouth with the mouthwash and started licking my entire body while sucking at the same time. It sounded like she was hitting a bong. That was. Fun. Different. But, she seemed very rushed and again, no teasing. After she finished that, she went back for more mouthwash and started on my package. She licked and sucked on my balls and then started a nice BBBJ. Lots of licking and eye contact. And she took the whole thing down. But again, seemed rushed. And too fast for my liking. And, yes. She even texted with my unit in her mouth. Anyway, she got me right to the edge and I told her to stop. A second more and it would have been game over. She smiled and said 'want to fuck me?' Uh, yeah. Strapped up and started with missionary. Great view, nice moans. I asked if we could kiss and was told only closed mouth. We did that for a few and I wanted to switch so I suggested cowgirl. She hopped on and went to town. I was hoping for something slow and sensual but she used my chest for leverage and pounded away. I asked her twice to slow down but was ignored. So I grabbed her hips and used her like a fleshlight for the last minute or so. I popped in the bag. She cleaned me up and massaged my legs for a minute. Pulled me up and said, OK we're done. She handed me my clothes and I got dressed. As I was getting dressed, I noticed we still had 13 minutes of the hour remaining. Whatever. I got my stuff together and left. I was almost home and still had time on the clock. I thought Mimi was very attractive and the location was probably the nicest I've ever been to. Everything was clean. The TS was very nice and the tatami bed was excellent. I would give the location a 9, Mimi's looks an 8 and the service. A 6. My itch got scratched but this was in no way GFE as they advertise. The texting was beyond annoying and distracting and the fact that I lost out on 25% of my time really sucked, especially at their price point. There was nothing 'VIP' about the experience. I have had better times in Lombard for much less $$ with ladies who genuinely seemed to be having a blast. I doubt I will go back just because there are so many other options in that area. May check Orange next? Or may just head back to Lombard.

[Nowhere500]

Checked out didadi spa or whatever it is called.

You can tell it's brand new but it's the same as natural healers down the street.

Maybe I am in the minority here but why do I pay $60 for a 30 min massage for them to rub my back for 2-3 minutes and then flip over and ask what I want.

She charged. 150 for FS and was pretty but I like the actual massage aspect that I m also paying for.

No hot towel or anything outside wet wipes cleaning.

I was not relaxed at all.

Again she was cute with a nice body but it's just not my style.

I could see this place being busy as I saw two other guys by the time I entered and exited.

I'd rather go to OD, enjoy life, etc.

Does broadway handle business the same way or do you actually get a decent 25 min rubdown?

The massage at Broadway is generally pretty good.

[Random36]

Who is the best deep tissue massage therapist?

Does not matter if they do any extras.

[DanTheMan1010]

Papa messaged me early said it's actually 361 X and Ashland.

1000% won't last there.

Checked out didadi spa or whatever it is called.

You can tell it's brand new but it's the same as natural healers down the street.

Maybe I am in the minority here but why do I pay $60 for a 30 min massage for them to rub my back for 2-3 minutes and then flip over and ask what I want.

She charged. 150 for FS and was pretty but I like the actual massage aspect that I m also paying for.

No hot towel or anything outside wet wipes cleaning.

I was not relaxed at all.

Again she was cute with a nice body but it's just not my style.

I could see this place being busy as I saw two other guys by the time I entered and exited.

I'd rather go to OD, enjoy life, etc.

Does broadway handle business the same way or do you actually get a decent 25 min rubdown?