Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[DoYouKnow]

Anyone try this older hottie yet. I'm interested in taking one for the team this one. Just see her in that blouse. Not sure what the rest looks like but I'm a boob lover. She is right up my alley.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...792899729.html

[FakeName3]

She looks white LOL I presume she is using a fake pic to obfuscate her true identity.

That's her; 100% Vietnamese / Laotian. She does wear a lot of makeup and maybe had an eye job.

When making the appointment she texted me the address so I googled it before arriving to see what I was getting into. It's her residence and the address lists her name and she is all over social media.

[Serpico99]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...791258276.html

Was in need of a wax and didn't really have the time to go to my normal lady in Alexandria, and found this posting. Easy enough to get an appt set up short notice and the location is in Tysons at a townhouse complex right behind the Walmart. Original posting I saw didn't have her picture, so she opened the door when I got there to give me a parking pass to put in my car. She's a Asian lady in her 50's, fit body, and a nice fake rack. She had a tank top on with no bra underneath and tight yoga pants. Easy to talk to during the session. Wax job was decent enough, not the best I've ever had, but good enough. Didn't get any extras with the wax, but I didn't really ask as I was just kind of feeling things out (although she did ask anything else when the wax was done).

Next weekend I hit her up for a massage. I was going to exercise beforehand, so I asked her if I could get a shower beforehand (or I would have just taken a later time), but she said that was ok. Fast forward a couple days, I get there for the massage, and text her a few min before the appt time. 20 minutes later I finally get a text from her that says she; s ready. I go in, and remind her about the shower. She leads me upstairs to her bathroom, and it's definitely clear she's the only person there and not is definitely not the neatest person, as there is stuff everywhere (she does have dogs BTW). I get my shower and go back downstairs for the massage. I hand her the fee, and she asks me before I get on the table if I want an ending, to which I respond yes, and give her the tip (total 1. 4, but she mentioned something about giving me the massage for 80 instead of 100, so it could end up being more in the future)..

She looks white LOL I presume she is using a fake pic to obfuscate her true identity.

[DoYouKnow]

Did you see my post on her back on 6/3? I was not impressed but those big boobs are indeed natural and (at least for me and a previous poster) boob plays was included with the HJ.

She is actually 65 and about 10 years ago she catfished an old multimillionaire CEO and got married. Old rich dude is out of the picture now so she is no longer riding the high life and back to her old ways.

She told me more was available on the next visit but I believe she needs an attitude adjustment before I go back.

She was sweetheart. Vietnamese and really friendly. I guess it all depends on your energy and if she likes you attracted to you. No more different than outside of this mongering game. Had a waxing and she did great job. Text me afterward, telling me she is looking forward to providing me a great massage sooner than later. I will definitely go back and see here soon.

[EngrossingMILF]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...791258276.html

Was in need of a wax and didn't really have the time to go to my normal lady in Alexandria, and found this posting. Easy enough to get an appt set up short notice and the location is in Tysons at a townhouse complex right behind the Walmart. Original posting I saw didn't have her picture, so she opened the door when I got there to give me a parking pass to put in my car. She's a Asian lady in her 50's, fit body, and a nice fake rack. She had a tank top on with no bra underneath and tight yoga pants. Easy to talk to during the session. Wax job was decent enough, not the best I've ever had, but good enough. Didn't get any extras with the wax, but I didn't really ask as I was just kind of feeling things out (although she did ask anything else when the wax was done).

Next weekend I hit her up for a massage. I was going to exercise beforehand, so I asked her if I could get a shower beforehand (or I would have just taken a later time), but she said that was ok. Fast forward a couple days, I get there for the massage, and text her a few min before the appt time. 20 minutes later I finally get a text from her that says she; s ready. I go in, and remind her about the shower. She leads me upstairs to her bathroom, and it's definitely clear she's the only person there and not is definitely not the neatest person, as there is stuff everywhere (she does have dogs BTW). I get my shower and go back downstairs for the massage. I hand her the fee, and she asks me before I get on the table if I want an ending, to which I respond yes, and give her the tip (total 1. 4, but she mentioned something about giving me the massage for 80 instead of 100, so it could end up being more in the future). Table isn't a true massage table so there's no spot for your head, and you just have to turn your head sideways or hang your head off the end of the table. The massage was probably medium pressure at best, but thorough, and really was a full body massage (although more time on the legs than the back and shoulders). I prefer a deep tissue / hard massage, so not as hard as I'd like but not terrible by any means. On the flip, she did massage everything, abs and chest included. A little teasing / brushing while continuing the massage before the release. I was able to grab some ass then too (work done there too as it was pretty firm, and a little rubbing between the legs otc too). Got cleaned up and got a little bit more massage, then was done. I'm not sure if she had anything after me or not, but definitely got shorted on a little bit of time. L1 is probably all you're going to get out of her, but more might be available if you go more often, but kinda feels like YMMV. Overall not the best, but far from the worst. I would really like to see her pop that top, so I would probably repeat in a pinch / short notice if I can't get a regular, but over all just meh.

In ads, she posted her pic and it's obviously Caucasian? How many talents are there?

[FakeName3]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...791258276.html

Was in need of a wax and didn't really have the time to go to my normal lady in Alexandria, and found this posting. Easy enough to get an appt set up short notice and the location is in Tysons at a townhouse complex right behind the Walmart. Original posting I saw didn't have her picture, so she opened the door when I got there to give me a parking pass to put in my car. She's a Asian lady in her 50's, fit body, and a nice fake rack. She had a tank top on with no bra underneath and tight yoga pants. Easy to talk to during the session. Wax job was decent enough, not the best I've ever had, but good enough. Didn't get any extras with the wax, but I didn't really ask as I was just kind of feeling things out (although she did ask anything else when the wax was done).

Next weekend I hit her up for a massage. I was going to exercise beforehand, so I asked her if I could get a shower beforehand (or I would have just taken a later time), but she said that was ok. Fast forward a couple days, I get there for the massage, and text her a few min before the appt time. 20 minutes later I finally get a text from her that says she; s ready. I go in, and remind her about the shower. She leads me upstairs to her bathroom, and it's definitely clear she's the only person there and not is definitely not the neatest person, as there is stuff everywhere (she does have dogs BTW). I get my shower and go back downstairs for the massage. I hand her the fee, and she asks me before I get on the table if I want an ending, to which I respond yes, and give her the tip (total 1. 4, but she mentioned something about giving me the massage for 80 instead of 100, so it could end up being more in the future). Table isn't a true massage table so there's no spot for your head, and you just have to turn your head sideways or hang your head off the end of the table. The massage was probably medium pressure at best, but thorough, and really was a full body massage (although more time on the legs than the back and shoulders). I prefer a deep tissue / hard massage, so not as hard as I'd like but not terrible by any means. On the flip, she did massage everything, abs and chest included. A little teasing / brushing while continuing the massage before the release. I was able to grab some ass then too (work done there too as it was pretty firm, and a little rubbing between the legs otc too). Got cleaned up and got a little bit more massage, then was done. I'm not sure if she had anything after me or not, but definitely got shorted on a little bit of time. L1 is probably all you're going to get out of her, but more might be available if you go more often, but kinda feels like YMMV. Overall not the best, but far from the worst. I would really like to see her pop that top, so I would probably repeat in a pinch / short notice if I can't get a regular, but over all just meh.

Did you see my post on her back on 6/3? I was not impressed but those big boobs are indeed natural and (at least for me and a previous poster) boob plays was included with the HJ.

She is actually 65 and about 10 years ago she catfished an old multimillionaire CEO and got married. Old rich dude is out of the picture now so she is no longer riding the high life and back to her old ways.

She told me more was available on the next visit but I believe she needs an attitude adjustment before I go back.

[LowerBackPain]

Though not my cup-of-tea, as I would require more from her and the fake parts are a deal breaker, PA said it below better than I could've so I 'll just repeat as applicable here.

"Well written. Descriptive and useful review with sufficient and informative details.

An example for all of us to mimic.

Thank you.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA. ".

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...791258276.html

Was in need of a wax and didn't really have the time to go to my normal lady in Alexandria, and found this posting. Easy enough to get an appt set up short notice and the location is in Tysons at a townhouse complex right behind the Walmart. Original posting I saw didn't have her picture, so she opened the door when I got there to give me a parking pass to put in my car. She's a Asian lady in her 50's, fit body, and a nice fake rack. She had a tank top on with no bra underneath and tight yoga pants. Easy to talk to during the session. Wax job was decent enough, not the best I've ever had, but good enough. Didn't get any extras with the wax, but I didn't really ask as I was just kind of feeling things out (although she did ask anything else when the wax was done).

Next weekend I hit her up for a massage. I was going to exercise beforehand, so I asked her if I could get a shower beforehand (or I would have just taken a later time), but she said that was ok. Fast forward a couple days, I get there for the massage, and text her a few min before the appt time. 20 minutes later I finally get a text from her that says she; s ready. I go in, and remind her about the shower. She leads me upstairs to her bathroom, and it's definitely clear she's the only person there and not is definitely not the neatest person, as there is stuff everywhere (she does have dogs BTW). I get my shower and go back downstairs for the massage. I hand her the fee, and she asks me before I get on the table if I want an ending, to which I respond yes, and give her the tip (total 1. 4, but she mentioned something about giving me the massage for 80 instead of 100, so it could end up being more in the future). Table isn't a true massage table so there's no spot for your head, and you just have to turn your head sideways or hang your head off the end of the table. The massage was probably medium pressure at best, but thorough, and really was a full body massage (although more time on the legs than the back and shoulders). I prefer a deep tissue / hard massage, so not as hard as I'd like but not terrible by any means. On the flip, she did massage everything, abs and chest included. A little teasing / brushing while continuing the massage before the release. I was able to grab some ass then too (work done there too as it was pretty firm, and a little rubbing between the legs otc too). Got cleaned up and got a little bit more massage, then was done. I'm not sure if she had anything after me or not, but definitely got shorted on a little bit of time. L1 is probably all you're going to get out of her, but more might be available if you go more often, but kinda feels like YMMV. Overall not the best, but far from the worst. I would really like to see her pop that top, so I would probably repeat in a pinch / short notice if I can't get a regular, but over all just meh.

[TheRabbit]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...791258276.html

Was in need of a wax and didn't really have the time to go to my normal lady in Alexandria, and found this posting. Easy enough to get an appt set up short notice and the location is in Tysons at a townhouse complex right behind the Walmart. Original posting I saw didn't have her picture, so she opened the door when I got there to give me a parking pass to put in my car. She's a Asian lady in her 50's, fit body, and a nice fake rack. She had a tank top on with no bra underneath and tight yoga pants.

How big was her rack, the double DD?

[Member #6804]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...791258276.html

Was in need of a wax and didn't really have the time to go to my normal lady in Alexandria, and found this posting. Easy enough to get an appt set up short notice and the location is in Tysons at a townhouse complex right behind the Walmart. Original posting I saw didn't have her picture, so she opened the door when I got there to give me a parking pass to put in my car. She's a Asian lady in her 50's, fit body, and a nice fake rack. She had a tank top on with no bra underneath and tight yoga pants. Easy to talk to during the session. Wax job was decent enough, not the best I've ever had, but good enough. Didn't get any extras with the wax, but I didn't really ask as I was just kind of feeling things out (although she did ask anything else when the wax was done).

Next weekend I hit her up for a massage. I was going to exercise beforehand, so I asked her if I could get a shower beforehand (or I would have just taken a later time), but she said that was ok. Fast forward a couple days, I get there for the massage, and text her a few min before the appt time. 20 minutes later I finally get a text from her that says she; s ready. I go in, and remind her about the shower. She leads me upstairs to her bathroom, and it's definitely clear she's the only person there and not is definitely not the neatest person, as there is stuff everywhere (she does have dogs BTW). I get my shower and go back downstairs for the massage. I hand her the fee, and she asks me before I get on the table if I want an ending, to which I respond yes, and give her the tip (total 1. 4, but she mentioned something about giving me the massage for 80 instead of 100, so it could end up being more in the future). Table isn't a true massage table so there's no spot for your head, and you just have to turn your head sideways or hang your head off the end of the table. The massage was probably medium pressure at best, but thorough, and really was a full body massage (although more time on the legs than the back and shoulders). I prefer a deep tissue / hard massage, so not as hard as I'd like but not terrible by any means. On the flip, she did massage everything, abs and chest included. A little teasing / brushing while continuing the massage before the release. I was able to grab some ass then too (work done there too as it was pretty firm, and a little rubbing between the legs otc too). Got cleaned up and got a little bit more massage, then was done. I'm not sure if she had anything after me or not, but definitely got shorted on a little bit of time. L1 is probably all you're going to get out of her, but more might be available if you go more often, but kinda feels like YMMV. Overall not the best, but far from the worst. I would really like to see her pop that top, so I would probably repeat in a pinch / short notice if I can't get a regular, but over all just meh.

Thanks for the report. Similar to my experience although somewhere here said he was able to get her to use her mouth after a wax.

Mind giving the details of your Alexandria provider? I'm always on the lookout for a wax provider who will take care of me after and Alexandria is usually more convenient for me.

[HardforRubs]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...791258276.html

Was in need of a wax and didn't really have the time to go to my normal lady in Alexandria, and found this posting. Easy enough to get an appt set up short notice and the location is in Tysons at a townhouse complex right behind the Walmart. Original posting I saw didn't have her picture, so she opened the door when I got there to give me a parking pass to put in my car. She's a Asian lady in her 50's, fit body, and a nice fake rack. She had a tank top on with no bra underneath and tight yoga pants. Easy to talk to during the session. Wax job was decent enough, not the best I've ever had, but good enough. Didn't get any extras with the wax, but I didn't really ask as I was just kind of feeling things out (although she did ask anything else when the wax was done).

Next weekend I hit her up for a massage. I was going to exercise beforehand, so I asked her if I could get a shower beforehand (or I would have just taken a later time), but she said that was ok. Fast forward a couple days, I get there for the massage, and text her a few min before the appt time. 20 minutes later I finally get a text from her that says she; s ready. I go in, and remind her about the shower. She leads me upstairs to her bathroom, and it's definitely clear she's the only person there and not is definitely not the neatest person, as there is stuff everywhere (she does have dogs BTW). I get my shower and go back downstairs for the massage. I hand her the fee, and she asks me before I get on the table if I want an ending, to which I respond yes, and give her the tip (total 1. 4, but she mentioned something about giving me the massage for 80 instead of 100, so it could end up being more in the future). Table isn't a true massage table so there's no spot for your head, and you just have to turn your head sideways or hang your head off the end of the table. The massage was probably medium pressure at best, but thorough, and really was a full body massage (although more time on the legs than the back and shoulders). I prefer a deep tissue / hard massage, so not as hard as I'd like but not terrible by any means. On the flip, she did massage everything, abs and chest included. A little teasing / brushing while continuing the massage before the release. I was able to grab some ass then too (work done there too as it was pretty firm, and a little rubbing between the legs otc too). Got cleaned up and got a little bit more massage, then was done. I'm not sure if she had anything after me or not, but definitely got shorted on a little bit of time. L1 is probably all you're going to get out of her, but more might be available if you go more often, but kinda feels like YMMV. Overall not the best, but far from the worst. I would really like to see her pop that top, so I would probably repeat in a pinch / short notice if I can't get a regular, but over all just meh.

[PilotAviator]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...786962589.html

Needed a wax and after striking out on any fun with the Chinese lady, I thought I'd give the Latinas a go. Found the ad above and texted her. Not the most responsive but got back to me with a risqu picture (unlikely her) that promised a fun time nonetheless. She lives in an apartment complex near the intersection of Gallows Road and Lee Highway. When she opened the door I was pleasantly surprised to see a relatively young and shapely (albeit on the thicc side) Boliviana. Cute face and looked sexy in her glasses.

She took me in the back and started waxing me. $80 was the price. She was quite friendly but her English was lacking so I took things to Spanish. We made small talk and I dropped playfully sexual comments here and there that didn't bother her at all. At one point I tried rubbing her ample behind and she said that was for massage. But she didn't seem offended in the slightest.

As far as waxing, she did well enough to keep it less painful and got it smooth although it did take longer than I'm used to. Didn't bother me though.

After she asked if there was anything else I wanted. I asked her to take off her dress and make me happy and she agreed for an extra $60. She stripped panties to reveal a nice set of natural tits. I caressed her ass and she gave me a nice HJ. I asked about sucking her tits or fingering her but she said it was extra so I laid back to enjoy myself. She got the job done quickly and with aplomb. She cleaned me up and said next time CBJ would he available for $100 or FS for $250. I don't do FS but I hope for everyone's sake that is negotiable because I think she'd be a good time but not worth that. She also told me that massages are $80 for hh and $100 for hour.

All in all happy with what I received for $140 total. She's out of the way for me so not sure I'll repeat but worth checking out imo.

Well written. Descriptive and useful review with sufficient and informative details.

An example for all of us to mimic.

Thank you.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Member #6804]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...786962589.html

Needed a wax and after striking out on any fun with the Chinese lady, I thought I'd give the Latinas a go. Found the ad above and texted her. Not the most responsive but got back to me with a risqué picture (unlikely her) that promised a fun time nonetheless. She lives in an apartment complex near the intersection of Gallows Road and Lee Highway. When she opened the door I was pleasantly surprised to see a relatively young and shapely (albeit on the thicc side) Boliviana. Cute face and looked sexy in her glasses.

She took me in the back and started waxing me. $80 was the price. She was quite friendly but her English was lacking so I took things to Spanish. We made small talk and I dropped playfully sexual comments here and there that didn't bother her at all. At one point I tried rubbing her ample behind and she said that was for massage. But she didn't seem offended in the slightest.

As far as waxing, she did well enough to keep it less painful and got it smooth although it did take longer than I'm used to. Didn't bother me though.

After she asked if there was anything else I wanted. I asked her to take off her dress and make me happy and she agreed for an extra $60. She stripped panties to reveal a nice set of natural tits. I caressed her ass and she gave me a nice HJ. I asked about sucking her tits or fingering her but she said it was extra so I laid back to enjoy myself. She got the job done quickly and with aplomb. She cleaned me up and said next time CBJ would he available for $100 or FS for $250. I don't do FS but I hope for everyone's sake that is negotiable because I think she'd be a good time but not worth that. She also told me that massages are $80 for hh and $100 for hour.

All in all happy with what I received for $140 total. She's out of the way for me so not sure I'll repeat but worth checking out imo.

[Gourmand56]

Two bills. I normally negotiate with providers and I'm sure services could have been rendered for less.

Thanks, good to know.

[Dunnit]

Two bills. I normally negotiate with providers and I'm sure services could have been rendered for less.

Thank you for TOFTT. I made an appointment by text. Asked for Nataly / Natalie and was told she was available at the requested time. I arrived on time and she was running late. Eventually told to go to the block across the street and greeted by an attractive 40-ish Latina. Paid the $ and went to wash my hands. Stripped and got on the table. She asked my name and told me hers was Melanie. I thought I could hear others in the suite but it may have been next door (there is another parlor in the same block). Didn't see anyone else. I got a fairly firm massage, she used her elbows and got on my back squeezing me with her legs. Lots of teasing too. Massage didn't last long enough IMO. Toweled down and flipped, she put my hand on her butt and pulled up her top. Nice big boobs but more tattoos than I like, but what I like is zero. Asked if I wanted everything and I declined, told her I preferred boob-play and nova. Played with her boobs, sucked her nipples, she got on me, and then lay down on the table with me standing and my dick between her boobs. Then I lay down and she finished me by hand and wiped me down. Offered a shower and I was out in 40 minutes. Tipped. 6. Had a nice time but got B&S and short time. Would still like to see Nataly though, ad says they are both there until 10/8 and I believe that the pic of Melanie is the girl I met. RR ad linked below.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...bs/-63184.html

[DoahBoy]

How much of a tip was required for that?

Two bills. I normally negotiate with providers and I'm sure services could have been rendered for less.