Massage Parlor Reports

**HappyGardener** · 09-30-24 22:40

Originally Posted by JDoe7134 [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ion-60706.html

Saw her post on rub rankings. Just curious if she's real, and what anyone has to say.

She's in Lincoln Square. She's been reviewed 2-3 times in the last month. You'll need to scroll back to find them.

**JDoe7134** · 09-30-24 20:02

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ion-60706.html

Saw her post on rub rankings. Just curious if she's real, and what anyone has to say.

**ReallyNotSayin** · 09-30-24 18:43

Right link. Fake pics. Can't figure out why as they undersell her.

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

Seems to be a blue-eyed blond self-described "Scandinavian", complete with Scandinavian common name, 'Trina'. Same girl or wrong link (or false ad)?

**ReallyNotSayin** · 09-30-24 18:41

No, I personally found her way way hotter than the pictures.

I can't for the life of me explain why she would be, IMHO, underselling herself.

I assume she is being handled somehow. Apt was nice, small and sparse, and there was men's grooming products in bathroom so guessing she doesn't live there.

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

Are the pics of her with the tats matching? Ad says Scandinavian but is Latino? Says in ad she has reviews but google did not find any info. Did you feel the text messages to set up was with a 3rd party, I am guessing someone is handling her. Not questioning your review just trying to get a better idea of what's going on with her.

**HershelS** · 09-30-24 18:13

Which spots offer a line up before service starts?

**CharlieDaDog** · 09-30-24 17:58

Originally Posted by ClayBillClay [View Original Post]

Do you have a link for pics for Ashland perfect? Thank you for report!

Here is real pic.

**CharlieDaDog** · 09-30-24 17:55

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

They have multiple ads that say North Ashland, though. What makes you believe it's S Ashland?

Papa messaged me early said it's actually 361 X and Ashland.

1000% won't last there.

**BenBeck** · 09-30-24 17:27

Originally Posted by CharlieDaDog [View Original Post]

Believe it is S Ashland in an area you are probably going to get killed in going to make a visit LOL.

They have multiple ads that say North Ashland, though. What makes you believe it's S Ashland?

**BenBeck** · 09-30-24 17:18

Got it, thanks. So she is a Latina after all, as the other poster described So the ad, pics and description are just not even remotely her. Weird choice to use use a Scandinavian model, name and tout that, but it happens.

Thanks for the intel.

Originally Posted by NewLa2022 [View Original Post]

I posted about her in the independent massage therapists thread last week after someone mentioned her before. I don't know why she has those fake pics or calls herself Scandinavian. That being said, she really is a beautiful woman who seems to only speak Spanish. I speak the language but I can see how it would be very frustrating for those who don't. She's attractive enough that she doesn't need to make a fake description about her ethnicity or post pics of some random girl.

**NewLa2022** · 09-30-24 17:02

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

Seems to be a blue-eyed blond self-described "Scandinavian", complete with Scandinavian common name, 'Trina'. Same girl or wrong link (or false ad)?

I posted about her in the independent massage therapists thread last week after someone mentioned her before. I don't know why she has those fake pics or calls herself Scandinavian. That being said, she really is a beautiful woman who seems to only speak Spanish. I speak the language but I can see how it would be very frustrating for those who don't. She's attractive enough that she doesn't need to make a fake description about her ethnicity or post pics of some random girl.

**BenBeck** · 09-30-24 15:58

Seems to be a blue-eyed blond self-described "Scandinavian", complete with Scandinavian common name, 'Trina'. Same girl or wrong link (or false ad)?

Originally Posted by ReallyNotSayin [View Original Post]

Amazingly amazingly hot Latina. I mean off the charts.

Wavy hair down to her ass, man made fun bags, the most toned athletic legs and ass I've seen in a long time.

Getting in was a royal pain in the ass. Overly complicated and awkward. Particularly for a nice residential building. Almost bailed because of it but so so glad that I didn't.

Was just going to do the $180 for hour but when I saw this total smoke show, I was just like take my money and went fully nude for an extra $100. I know, really steep but the view was worth it.

Had she allowed FIV and PP, it would have been worth every penny. She did offer me more but I wasn't going to drop any more.

She doesn't speak a lick of English so communication was tough but god, she was HOT!

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rea-55683.html

**CharlieDaDog** · 09-30-24 15:36

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Let's see, they've been busted twice so they decided to move to a much more affluent area (Wrigleyville / Lakeview) with exponentially more street / foot traffic (intersection of Ashland and Addison). Right, that should work out.
These jack shack MMS/PPS really have no common sense or are completely unaware. Doubting any of them are familiar with that area in general.

Believe it is S Ashland in an area you are probably going to get killed in going to make a visit LOL.

**Moejoo** · 09-30-24 14:13

Originally Posted by ReallyNotSayin [View Original Post]

Amazingly amazingly hot Latina. I mean off the charts.

Wavy hair down to her ass, man made fun bags, the most toned athletic legs and ass I've seen in a long time.

Getting in was a royal pain in the ass. Overly complicated and awkward. Particularly for a nice residential building. Almost bailed because of it but so so glad that I didn't.

Was just going to do the $180 for hour but when I saw this total smoke show, I was just like take my money and went fully nude for an extra $100. I know, really steep but the view was worth it.

Had she allowed FIV and PP, it would have been worth every penny. She did offer me more but I wasn't going to drop any more.

She doesn't speak a lick of English so communication was tough but god, she was HOT!

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rea-55683.html

Are the pics of her with the tats matching? Ad says Scandinavian but is Latino? Says in ad she has reviews but google did not find any info. Did you feel the text messages to set up was with a 3rd party, I am guessing someone is handling her. Not questioning your review just trying to get a better idea of what's going on with her.

**ReallyNotSayin** · 09-30-24 12:35

Amazingly amazingly hot Latina. I mean off the charts.

Wavy hair down to her ass, man made fun bags, the most toned athletic legs and ass I've seen in a long time.

Getting in was a royal pain in the ass. Overly complicated and awkward. Particularly for a nice residential building. Almost bailed because of it but so so glad that I didn't.

Was just going to do the $180 for hour but when I saw this total smoke show, I was just like take my money and went fully nude for an extra $100. I know, really steep but the view was worth it.

Had she allowed FIV and PP, it would have been worth every penny. She did offer me more but I wasn't going to drop any more.

She doesn't speak a lick of English so communication was tough but god, she was HOT!

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rea-55683.html

**SpaGuy21** · 09-30-24 12:04

Originally Posted by JonJon5456 [View Original Post]

I was sent a message that the owners of RL and Earth are opening a new spa on Oct 1st. They are promoting it as a spa clubhouse that will be on 36 xx and Ashland. The building on Google maps does not look promising, but I guess we will see.

Originally Posted by PauFord [View Original Post]

I just saw that and came right here hoping to find some insight, haha.

...guessing this new place on Ashland will be more of the same.

Let's see, they've been busted twice so they decided to move to a much more affluent area (Wrigleyville / Lakeview) with exponentially more street / foot traffic (intersection of Ashland and Addison). Right, that should work out.
These jack shack MMS/PPS really have no common sense or are completely unaware. Doubting any of them are familiar with that area in general.