Massage Parlor Reports

**ZzTopSterZz** · 10-02-24 07:20

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

She's in Lincoln Square. She's been reviewed 2-3 times in the last month. You'll need to scroll back to find them.

Go back to #34631 by coopertars, like 25 pages back. I'd like to know more if others have seen her. I'm not a full service guy so this type of provider is right up my alley.

**BenBeck** · 10-01-24 17:52

Originally Posted by StMatthew [View Original Post]

A few of my regular places are gone closed. Debbie on Peterson gone and new lady there avoid. Not too sure what's on the northside. I have had some luck with a few spots on Elston for CFS. Most on Milwaukee are closed or busted. Montrose has a few hidden gems. I would share the address but I just know the location from driving. Happy to provide more details if I can. Also, I drove on Fullerton the other day going to a specific place (I fell for the ad) and she was horrendous. So I bailed. But, having an itch to scratch, I kept driving and found a few places to drop in on. Struck out on the 2nd place, too. But the 3rd place I went to she has pretty hot and young so I went for it. She answered the door and somehow knew exactly what I was there for. Security cameras galore in the lobby LOL I overpaid 2 for CFS. She was worth it and I also only has large bills so I also treated it like a tip. I don't regret it and am trying to get back there sometime soon. She was fun. This is all northwest side (more like west) on Montrose and Fullerton areas like I was driving randomly around. Wish there were more places up north. If you need more info PM me and I'll do my best. Safe travels.

I assume you know the usual spots on the Northside like Thai Orchid, East Rhythm, OD Wellness (Judy), Happy Smile, Enjoy Life, Broadway Spa? There's a new one on 16 xx Ashland I've yet to try, but when I do I'll report back. DM me for / with any specifics. Except for the new place, these have all been reviewed here a lot.

**LazyBoy2** · 10-01-24 14:19

Went to clc last week. Was glad I did.

The woman I was provided with was named pabby (or something like that). She's maybe early 30's (plus or minus ten years).

She's about 5'5", had light red hair, large breasts, flower tat on right shoulder. After undressing we went straight to the table shower.

Fair amount of teasing, could have been more.

After returning to the room, and the usual so-so massage (but not from lack of effort), we got down to business.

I requested a blowjob, and after a modest amount of time sucking on her funbags, she went to work.

She started slow, and gave me the best blowjob I've had in a long time, and that includes at CLC.

Even though I was covered, she made sure to drain every drop, and then some.

Yes, the place is a little pricey, but as long as I get service like that I'll be back.

**SmileySam** · 10-01-24 11:55

Originally Posted by ReallyNotSayin [View Original Post]

No, I personally found her way way hotter than the pictures.

I can't for the life of me explain why she would be, IMHO, underselling herself.

I assume she is being handled somehow. Apt was nice, small and sparse, and there was men's grooming products in bathroom so guessing she doesn't live there.

Another unreliable independent. Made an appointment got there and texted her. No response, ghosted. Pain in the ass driving for an hour in Chicago city traffic and then driving around for 10 minutes to find a parking spot in uptown. Then ghosted. Last time for this crap.

**St Matthew** · 10-01-24 08:43

A few of my regular places are gone closed. Debbie on Peterson gone and new lady there avoid. Not too sure what's on the northside. I have had some luck with a few spots on Elston for CFS. Most on Milwaukee are closed or busted. Montrose has a few hidden gems. I would share the address but I just know the location from driving. Happy to provide more details if I can. Also, I drove on Fullerton the other day going to a specific place (I fell for the ad) and she was horrendous. So I bailed. But, having an itch to scratch, I kept driving and found a few places to drop in on. Struck out on the 2nd place, too. But the 3rd place I went to she has pretty hot and young so I went for it. She answered the door and somehow knew exactly what I was there for. Security cameras galore in the lobby LOL I overpaid 2 for CFS. She was worth it and I also only has large bills so I also treated it like a tip. I don't regret it and am trying to get back there sometime soon. She was fun. This is all northwest side (more like west) on Montrose and Fullerton areas like I was driving randomly around. Wish there were more places up north. If you need more info PM me and I'll do my best. Safe travels.

**Mexidan** · 10-01-24 01:07

Anyone seen or heard of the famous April being around anywhere recently? I haven't seen her in almost a year. Last time I saw her was when orange first opened LOL.

**HappyGardener** · 09-30-24 22:40

Originally Posted by JDoe7134 [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ion-60706.html

Saw her post on rub rankings. Just curious if she's real, and what anyone has to say.

She's in Lincoln Square. She's been reviewed 2-3 times in the last month. You'll need to scroll back to find them.

**JDoe7134** · 09-30-24 20:02

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ion-60706.html

Saw her post on rub rankings. Just curious if she's real, and what anyone has to say.

**ReallyNotSayin** · 09-30-24 18:43

Right link. Fake pics. Can't figure out why as they undersell her.

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

Seems to be a blue-eyed blond self-described "Scandinavian", complete with Scandinavian common name, 'Trina'. Same girl or wrong link (or false ad)?

**ReallyNotSayin** · 09-30-24 18:41

No, I personally found her way way hotter than the pictures.

I can't for the life of me explain why she would be, IMHO, underselling herself.

I assume she is being handled somehow. Apt was nice, small and sparse, and there was men's grooming products in bathroom so guessing she doesn't live there.

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

Are the pics of her with the tats matching? Ad says Scandinavian but is Latino? Says in ad she has reviews but google did not find any info. Did you feel the text messages to set up was with a 3rd party, I am guessing someone is handling her. Not questioning your review just trying to get a better idea of what's going on with her.

**HershelS** · 09-30-24 18:13

Which spots offer a line up before service starts?

**CharlieDaDog** · 09-30-24 17:58

Originally Posted by ClayBillClay [View Original Post]

Do you have a link for pics for Ashland perfect? Thank you for report!

Here is real pic.

**CharlieDaDog** · 09-30-24 17:55

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

They have multiple ads that say North Ashland, though. What makes you believe it's S Ashland?

Papa messaged me early said it's actually 361 X and Ashland.

1000% won't last there.

**BenBeck** · 09-30-24 17:27

Originally Posted by CharlieDaDog [View Original Post]

Believe it is S Ashland in an area you are probably going to get killed in going to make a visit LOL.

They have multiple ads that say North Ashland, though. What makes you believe it's S Ashland?

**BenBeck** · 09-30-24 17:18

Got it, thanks. So she is a Latina after all, as the other poster described So the ad, pics and description are just not even remotely her. Weird choice to use use a Scandinavian model, name and tout that, but it happens.

Thanks for the intel.

Originally Posted by NewLa2022 [View Original Post]

I posted about her in the independent massage therapists thread last week after someone mentioned her before. I don't know why she has those fake pics or calls herself Scandinavian. That being said, she really is a beautiful woman who seems to only speak Spanish. I speak the language but I can see how it would be very frustrating for those who don't. She's attractive enough that she doesn't need to make a fake description about her ethnicity or post pics of some random girl.