Massage Parlor Reports

[St Matthew]

A few of my regular places are gone closed. Debbie on Peterson gone and new lady there avoid. Not too sure what's on the northside. I have had some luck with a few spots on Elston for CFS. Most on Milwaukee are closed or busted. Montrose has a few hidden gems. I would share the address but I just know the location from driving. Happy to provide more details if I can. Also, I drove on Fullerton the other day going to a specific place (I fell for the ad) and she was horrendous. So I bailed. But, having an itch to scratch, I kept driving and found a few places to drop in on. Struck out on the 2nd place, too. But the 3rd place I went to she has pretty hot and young so I went for it. She answered the door and somehow knew exactly what I was there for. Security cameras galore in the lobby LOL I overpaid 2 for CFS. She was worth it and I also only has large bills so I also treated it like a tip. I don't regret it and am trying to get back there sometime soon. She was fun. This is all northwest side (more like west) on Montrose and Fullerton areas like I was driving randomly around. Wish there were more places up north. If you need more info PM me and I'll do my best. Safe travels.

[Mexidan]

Anyone seen or heard of the famous April being around anywhere recently? I haven't seen her in almost a year. Last time I saw her was when orange first opened LOL.

[HappyGardener]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ion-60706.html

Saw her post on rub rankings. Just curious if she's real, and what anyone has to say.

She's in Lincoln Square. She's been reviewed 2-3 times in the last month. You'll need to scroll back to find them.

[JDoe7134]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ion-60706.html

Saw her post on rub rankings. Just curious if she's real, and what anyone has to say.

[ReallyNotSayin]

Right link. Fake pics. Can't figure out why as they undersell her.

Seems to be a blue-eyed blond self-described "Scandinavian", complete with Scandinavian common name, 'Trina'. Same girl or wrong link (or false ad)?

[ReallyNotSayin]

No, I personally found her way way hotter than the pictures.

I can't for the life of me explain why she would be, IMHO, underselling herself.

I assume she is being handled somehow. Apt was nice, small and sparse, and there was men's grooming products in bathroom so guessing she doesn't live there.

Are the pics of her with the tats matching? Ad says Scandinavian but is Latino? Says in ad she has reviews but google did not find any info. Did you feel the text messages to set up was with a 3rd party, I am guessing someone is handling her. Not questioning your review just trying to get a better idea of what's going on with her.

[HershelS]

Which spots offer a line up before service starts?

[CharlieDaDog]

Do you have a link for pics for Ashland perfect? Thank you for report!

Here is real pic.

[CharlieDaDog]

They have multiple ads that say North Ashland, though. What makes you believe it's S Ashland?

Papa messaged me early said it's actually 361 X and Ashland.

1000% won't last there.

[BenBeck]

Believe it is S Ashland in an area you are probably going to get killed in going to make a visit LOL.

They have multiple ads that say North Ashland, though. What makes you believe it's S Ashland?

[BenBeck]

Got it, thanks. So she is a Latina after all, as the other poster described So the ad, pics and description are just not even remotely her. Weird choice to use use a Scandinavian model, name and tout that, but it happens.

Thanks for the intel.

I posted about her in the independent massage therapists thread last week after someone mentioned her before. I don't know why she has those fake pics or calls herself Scandinavian. That being said, she really is a beautiful woman who seems to only speak Spanish. I speak the language but I can see how it would be very frustrating for those who don't. She's attractive enough that she doesn't need to make a fake description about her ethnicity or post pics of some random girl.

[NewLa2022]

Seems to be a blue-eyed blond self-described "Scandinavian", complete with Scandinavian common name, 'Trina'. Same girl or wrong link (or false ad)?

I posted about her in the independent massage therapists thread last week after someone mentioned her before. I don't know why she has those fake pics or calls herself Scandinavian. That being said, she really is a beautiful woman who seems to only speak Spanish. I speak the language but I can see how it would be very frustrating for those who don't. She's attractive enough that she doesn't need to make a fake description about her ethnicity or post pics of some random girl.

[BenBeck]

Seems to be a blue-eyed blond self-described "Scandinavian", complete with Scandinavian common name, 'Trina'. Same girl or wrong link (or false ad)?

Amazingly amazingly hot Latina. I mean off the charts.

Wavy hair down to her ass, man made fun bags, the most toned athletic legs and ass I've seen in a long time.

Getting in was a royal pain in the ass. Overly complicated and awkward. Particularly for a nice residential building. Almost bailed because of it but so so glad that I didn't.

Was just going to do the $180 for hour but when I saw this total smoke show, I was just like take my money and went fully nude for an extra $100. I know, really steep but the view was worth it.

Had she allowed FIV and PP, it would have been worth every penny. She did offer me more but I wasn't going to drop any more.

She doesn't speak a lick of English so communication was tough but god, she was HOT!

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rea-55683.html

[CharlieDaDog]

Let's see, they've been busted twice so they decided to move to a much more affluent area (Wrigleyville / Lakeview) with exponentially more street / foot traffic (intersection of Ashland and Addison). Right, that should work out.
These jack shack MMS/PPS really have no common sense or are completely unaware. Doubting any of them are familiar with that area in general.

Believe it is S Ashland in an area you are probably going to get killed in going to make a visit LOL.

[Moejoo]

Amazingly amazingly hot Latina. I mean off the charts.

Wavy hair down to her ass, man made fun bags, the most toned athletic legs and ass I've seen in a long time.

Getting in was a royal pain in the ass. Overly complicated and awkward. Particularly for a nice residential building. Almost bailed because of it but so so glad that I didn't.

Was just going to do the $180 for hour but when I saw this total smoke show, I was just like take my money and went fully nude for an extra $100. I know, really steep but the view was worth it.

Had she allowed FIV and PP, it would have been worth every penny. She did offer me more but I wasn't going to drop any more.

She doesn't speak a lick of English so communication was tough but god, she was HOT!

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rea-55683.html

Are the pics of her with the tats matching? Ad says Scandinavian but is Latino? Says in ad she has reviews but google did not find any info. Did you feel the text messages to set up was with a 3rd party, I am guessing someone is handling her. Not questioning your review just trying to get a better idea of what's going on with her.