Massage Parlor Reports

**PuntaJaco43** · 10-02-24 16:45

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

I guess there is a surcharge for unattractive men. I have never paid hundred for what you described.

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

Ad hominen ,Keep going. What's next?

Well " Ad Hominem" is a good word to describe CanaPunter. I am surprised that you came up with this noun given your less than stellar comments and no reviews on this forum. You also spelled it incorrectly but no harm in that.

Ad hominem describes him to a tee: He is a slanderous mudslinger; never in control of the facts but always quick to utter personal attacks on others. He does so because he is not able or will he take the time to tax his brain to articulate the details regarding any topic.

Now Cana. We have sparred in the past and as previously mentioned I personally think your contrarian approach is helpful to this forum; it gives us something to debate especially when reviews are slow to filter in like now. We can have opposing views, we can disagree, but you are fact deficient. Try to be more "ad rem" rather than Ad Hominem.

Now, the three of us can agree to disagree on what we pay providers, but I know we all can agree on the fact that I get more P**sy then both of you combined. That's a fact! Not a fool's false allegations. Just read my reviews over the last 4 years. You can't argue with honest reality.

CanaPunter I think you should petition for a name change. Let's try "NoFactsPunter".

There is a trivia question in that!

First let me tell you the prize! I have a nice 30-year-old Chinese gal that I have been holding off on reviewing. She is not the one I just previously mention that started all this drama. The gal is small petite with a very pretty face and a sleek body with a full luscious l carpet that is not overwhelming. Very engaging and anxious to please. Started with Daty followed by a small amount of munching at the "O" then a well administered BBBJ followed by a good, covered pump then back to BBBJ and finally a HJ to finish. Along the way it was a full in DFK. Great gal and reasonably priced. I'll DM the first winner with Photo and contact information. On last note: She likes to wear those loose-fitting shortie shorts..

Yes, you guessed it! The ones with the Serpico "Good Mongers seal of approval".

Here's the Trivia question:

Back in the 80's and 90"s there was a political right-wing pundit, well regarded but he never was in control of the facts. He was dubbed "NoFactsNovak" . This gentleman was a frequent guest on a highly rated political show on Saturday night that brought together opposing journalist of the day.

What was his name and what was the show called.. ?

Note: Our two esteemed but misguided colleagues above are not eligible as I don't want this poor gal abused. I do respond to regular members but if you have "0" reviews and a bunch of senseless comments please do not participate. Serious members only.

Isn't this just a great Forum!

PJ.

**ScoopFeeding** · 10-02-24 16:34

Originally Posted by DCKing [View Original Post]

Based on this post I went to see her last night. She's a nice looking lady in her early 40's, certainly looks good for her age. When I got there she wasnt available yet even though I called and they said she was. A very thin young lady gave me a massage and she took over 15 minutes later. What a service, very GFE! She started by licking my back ears, neck, onto a rim job and eventually a nice BBBJ and CFS. I gave 60 to the house for 45 minute massage and 2 bills to her.

Saw her last night and her BBBJ skills were outstanding. Almost drove me to go crazy. Tried to hold on for 10 min while kissing sucking on head. She finally sucked all seeds in her mouth.

**Mike85** · 10-02-24 16:21

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

There are no quality AMP providers willing to accept 40 tip for a HJ in this area. The other poster that was complaining about tipping does not provide reviews. He keeps deflecting from providing any useful info on places with quality providers who gladly accept 40 tip for a HJ.

Pay what you will for these 'quality HJ ladies', ad populum responses don't make you correct. Perhaps some of us have other things to offer.

Why are all of you trying to dicktate what others should pay?

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-02-24 14:33

Originally Posted by DCKing [View Original Post]

Based on this post I went to see her last night. She's a nice looking lady in her early 40's, certainly looks good for her age. When I got there she wasnt available yet even though I called and they said she was. A very thin young lady gave me a massage and she took over 15 minutes later. What a service, very GFE! She started by licking my back ears, neck, onto a rim job and eventually a nice BBBJ and CFS. I gave 60 to the house for 45 minute massage and 2 bills to her.

If more of us do it, mms can make something happen.

**DCKing** · 10-02-24 13:46

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

This awesome magnificent specimen of a woman is now at 678 starting on Tuesday, don't go rush too fast, we don't want Loudon county noisy busy bodies shutting that one down. We need them to stay under the radar, so keep that head on a swivel. In my honest option, I have not met anyone to compare to her looks, body, nor services. IMHO. For all of those of you that know Candi from WED Spa, you know what to expect out of this DIME. She goes by Anna now. FYSA.

Based on this post I went to see her last night. She's a nice looking lady in her early 40's, certainly looks good for her age. When I got there she wasnt available yet even though I called and they said she was. A very thin young lady gave me a massage and she took over 15 minutes later. What a service, very GFE! She started by licking my back ears, neck, onto a rim job and eventually a nice BBBJ and CFS. I gave 60 to the house for 45 minute massage and 2 bills to her.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-02-24 13:30

For mongers who use X, Wed just started an account. No need to text to get the latest line up anymore.

https://x.com/WedSpaVienna

**DonQuiote** · 10-02-24 08:30

Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]

Falls Church / Alexandria, ad in my Insta feed.

https://daos-spabeauty.com/en/home-en/

"More than you expected" typically meaning extras, anyone tried?

Lou.

Haven't tried, but based on their Craigslist ad, and the fact they are on rubmaps and rubrankings and harlothub, I would assume they offer extras.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-01-24 20:11

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

I guess there is a surcharge for unattractive men. I have never paid hundred for what you described.

Keep going. What's next?

**CanaPunter** · 10-01-24 17:06

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

What quality woman is going to agree to a $40 HJ? You may beat her down but if the value is there why do so. I agree that the new norm starts at $60 these days. Inflation and the quality of the "product" has increased dramatically. Just two years ago every other post on this forum, seemed mentioned Nova being stocked with "over the hill" massage therapist and grannies; I don't notice those comments as much now. Recently, I noticed an influx of these young Chinese babes coming in from Flushing. It's only going to get better once these gals settle down in Nova but that is only going to happen if they feel that they can make a living at it here. I don't advocate overspending, but I will pay if the value is there.

I guess there is a surcharge for unattractive men. I have never paid hundred for what you described.

**Jason Stood** · 09-30-24 23:29

I am hunting for a Viet girl around Dmv but not so successful. I called 8300 this morning based on a few previous posts but she seems to be gone. Mama said the Viet girl won't be back "forever".

Tits are the bigger the better any recommendation?

**Proflou2019** · 09-30-24 23:00

Falls Church / Alexandria, ad in my Insta feed.

https://daos-spabeauty.com/en/home-en/

"More than you expected" typically meaning extras, anyone tried?

Lou.

**Serpico99** · 09-30-24 18:01

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

What quality woman is going to agree to a $40 HJ? You may beat her down but if the value is there why do so. I agree that the new norm starts at $60 these days. Inflation and the quality of the "product" has increased dramatically. Just two years ago every other post on this forum, seemed mentioned Nova being stocked with "over the hill" massage therapist and grannies; I don't notice those comments as much now. Recently, I noticed an influx of these young Chinese babes coming in from Flushing. It's only going to get better once these gals settle down in Nova but that is only going to happen if they feel that they can make a living at it here. I don't advocate overspending, but I will pay if the value is there.

I recently found this adorable young, small and slender woman, (soon to be reviewed) with a peasant smile and a very inviting demeanor. I asked for 30 minutes. She started off with a nice massage which probably lasted 15 minutes; how much more would you need? This isn't Massage Envy. As she came around the front, I took the opportunity to slide my hand between her short, skirted dress and felt the softest thighs ever. She just languished there for a few minutes letting me savor her abundance. I soon flipped and asked her what she could do for me. She responded with a naked HJ with full roaming for $100. This gal is a solid 8 .. Is $100 for that quality out of line?

I actually got a lot more but that's another story for another time. Mine is not a unique experience, there are a lot of quality Asian woman out there now and add to the list Latina's and the Viet gals. I don't think a $40 HJ is going to cut it especially if you are looking for a repeat encounter with additional services, but then it really depends on what a monger is looking for..

There are no quality AMP providers willing to accept 40 tip for a HJ in this area. The other poster that was complaining about tipping does not provide reviews. He keeps deflecting from providing any useful info on places with quality providers who gladly accept 40 tip for a HJ.

**PuntaJaco43** · 09-30-24 12:47

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I checked your posts. Haven't seen any reports on places where providers are accepting 40 tip for HJ. And I don't mean some pump and dumps. Fairly decent looking providers putting in the work to give a legit massage for at least 15 minutes before doing a really good HJ. Post some reviews of these places.

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

There is no such thing as 15 minutes legit massage. If you accept 15 minutes as a massage, you standards must be extremely low.

What quality woman is going to agree to a $40 HJ? You may beat her down but if the value is there why do so. I agree that the new norm starts at $60 these days. Inflation and the quality of the "product" has increased dramatically. Just two years ago every other post on this forum, seemed mentioned Nova being stocked with "over the hill" massage therapist and grannies; I don't notice those comments as much now. Recently, I noticed an influx of these young Chinese babes coming in from Flushing. It's only going to get better once these gals settle down in Nova but that is only going to happen if they feel that they can make a living at it here. I don't advocate overspending, but I will pay if the value is there.

I recently found this adorable young, small and slender woman, (soon to be reviewed) with a peasant smile and a very inviting demeanor. I asked for 30 minutes. She started off with a nice massage which probably lasted 15 minutes; how much more would you need? This isn't Massage Envy. As she came around the front, I took the opportunity to slide my hand between her short, skirted dress and felt the softest thighs ever. She just languished there for a few minutes letting me savor her abundance. I soon flipped and asked her what she could do for me. She responded with a naked HJ with full roaming for $100. This gal is a solid 8 .. Is $100 for that quality out of line?

I actually got a lot more but that's another story for another time. Mine is not a unique experience, there are a lot of quality Asian woman out there now and add to the list Latina's and the Viet gals. I don't think a $40 HJ is going to cut it especially if you are looking for a repeat encounter with additional services, but then it really depends on what a monger is looking for.

Regards.

PJ.

**EmaBox** · 09-30-24 00:37

Went to Sunny Spa recently as it stays open a little later than others and pulled You-You.

Looks to be 45 ish, 7/10 face, slender with bolt ons, long legs. Said she was new and would stay around a month or longer depending on business.

Asked for an hour. TS was standard, nothing special. Asked for medium massage, but it eventually transitioned to soft touch after about 15-20 minutes. Went with CBJ, not sure if FS is available as I wasn't looking for it that night.

Top came off and the soft touch was actually one of the best I have had and went on for a good 15 minutes. Lots of tongue play and at times felt like there were four tongues on me, I don't know how she did it, but it was super relaxing.

She definitely takes her time with you. Face was feeling numb after the release which only happens occasionally when the build-up and finish is great.

I would repeat if I don't need an effective massage and just looking for a great release.

**Yeele** · 09-29-24 16:35

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

This awesome magnificent specimen of a woman is now at 678 starting on Tuesday, don't go rush too fast, we don't want Loudon county noisy busy bodies shutting that one down. We need them to stay under the radar, so keep that head on a swivel. In my honest option, I have not met anyone to compare to her looks, body, nor services. IMHO. For all of those of you that know Candi from WED Spa, you know what to expect out of this DIME. She goes by Anna now. FYSA.

How long will she stay at 678, which is in Sterling, right? I will be at IAD in two weeks, hopefully still can catch up with her.