Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

I remember from my 21st birthday the family west to Las Vegas. On the way from the airport my dad asked the cab driver if Caesars was still the most popular hotel. The cab driver mentioned Caesars but also said that the Mirage is popular because it was the new broom.

Meaning it was the newest hotel on the strip at the time. This was the early 90's before the empire and before the dark times of social media.

The cab driver's point was correct of course that the Mirage was popular because it was new and shiny. However, it was not a good hotel from my experiences there. It was run like the Secret Service with a commitment to mediocrity.

Flash forward some 30 years later and the Mirage is no longer.

Apropos of this I went to the new wharf foot massage on the corner of Santa Monica and Westwood. I had been there once before and to my great chagrin, some young Chinese girl that looked like she could have been a high school clarinet player at the Cerritos high marching band did not give me a happy ending. However I was undaunted and I needed a shake so yeah it is close to the sprouts where I am the deputy assistant manager of the fish counter.

So I called over there and somebody said that there was a Ccoco there. Kind of like saying the sun is hot. I walk in and this place is about as big as a Taco Bell sitting area. There is a foyer and three closet size examining rooms. You fucken losers that can't pee before hand. There is a bathroom in the back that is shared with other tenants, so do not ejaculate on the way to the toidy.

Coco is five feet tally if she is standing on Lebron's shoulders. She has natural 34 B and a capri sun juicy ass, but a face only a mother could love on pay day. She speaks AMP English. I go for the 45 minutes and hand her $50. I am assigned to room #2. The table is put in diagonally, soi you can move around if you are a fat Sawtelle monger. Oh, coco is a hot young asian 8, meaning she is a total piegone and is age 25-55.

She starts the massage too hard and I say soft, so she goes to hanjjob translage and it says. Why don't you demonstrate for me. So I rub her back so softly she came six times like those girls on Sawtelle late in their 12 monger shift. She got the message, it was a 5 minute useless back massage then 5 minutes on my huevos.

She then said she said she was going to get a hot towel. How the fuck she knows that english is beyond reality. Then she started some more nad pulling and had me turn over. She had masturbation translate say if you give me more money I can do what you want. Then began a United Nations security council style negotiation of me trying to get out of there for under $100. Suddenly her English skills were ph d level and she insisted on 100. I gave it to her and she took slow directions and she used her titties to Russian me and let me grab her ass under the clothes. She kept looking around the room and not at me or my 10 inch Maglite. I don't know what she was worried about because the door did not rign while we were doing business.

I blew and stayed past the 45 minute regulation.

I left out the back door. I think wharf franchise has now three locations. They should stick to the old one on Wilshire to increase quality.

[Giovan39]

Went to go see Natalie.

She has gained a lot of weight and has lip fillers now. She used to look so good. I used to go to her because her massage is excellent about 3 years ago. She wasn't able to see me for an hr so I left and went to Ocean. I forget her name, she was on the older side. Massage was mediocre with usual flip. Nothing extra provided besides the obvious. Not sure why people are saying they do BBBJ.

[PriscillaM]

Got some time to go so went to the usual spots. Checked out Garden in LA first, wanted to see if I could snag Amy again. She was not in. They have two new girls tho, neither were my type. Dipped without getting anything.

Decided to head over to 3 Lantern, determined to see Emma. Walked in about an hour after opening and was greeted at the door by a very nice rack, which I immediately assumed was Emma. Asked for an hour which was. 7 standard fare. Emma is as described, best feature is her D cups. She really looks like Hitomi Tanaka (minus the K cups). She's a bit chubby in the middle but her face is nice, like a 7/10. Smelled great. Massage was slightly above average. We chat in Mandarin as she does it. Some foreplay and I flip. Alcohol wipe down as standard.

I didn't see this the first time I went but they have a menu with pricing now. Start with DFK, BBBJ and some 69, then the hat comes on and we cycle through cowgirl, mish, doggy. Pus is warm but not that tight. Also she gets tired from cowgirl easily because of the extra weight. She looks great from behind. Nice wide hips, good for grabbing. More BBBJ and I lift my leg to prompt some ass action but she just licks the gooch (which I'm not complaining about). Unfortunately today was not my day so I could not shoot into the bag but she finished me off my hand with some more DFK. I guess I have a type now.

Overall great service, and did not short me on time (potentially even went over time). Felt bad that I couldn't nut so I'm probably going to lay off the hog for a bit. $. 6 for the tip.

Emma tells me it's time for her to rotate soon and is only there for 3 more days so get your fill before she's out. Also if anyone knows where Amy from Garden spa went, please help a brother out.

This is an excellent review. I hit emma again this weekend. I texted in and the roll was emma (see above and below and in doggie), cici (no information freely available but if you own bitcoin, there are some reviews on rub crypto, and sophia (I think I saw this one at spa front door visible from outer space and it was not good). I said I was coming in and was greeted by emma and taken to room 6 or 7 = there are now numbers on the door, I guess so that when this place has to be reformatted as a therapists' office, you can differentiate between the bullshit advice in each room.

The above review is entirely accurate, except for the following:

I was offered DFK. I said no, as I do not like the taste of cock.

I was offered 69 - I said now because my job at the fish counter demands I be free of wet market viruses.

Emma has a BBBJ protocol that is pretty formidable. It feels like your cock is modeling a velvet pair of jockeys with an asian giving you head. She does work the perineum (asian american is the correct nomenclature) and she does not eat the glorious starfish. Unlike the guy above, I did complain to corporate.

She does not have a tight "pus". But her gripping skills make up for it. Standing doggy is clinically acceptable. Flat doggie is like cherry pie except for the constant ringing of the front door.

I also could not finish in the bag without probably throttling her head through the wall willie brown style, so she blew and jerked me off to a 6. 7 on the boner appeteety scale.

I did not ask her in mandarin when she was leaving, and my mandarin is pretty fluent from my days at the ralphs in garbage grove.

In any event, something or someone at the lutheran church turned 15. I walked by the church doing my monger strut.

[SHDot]

Got some time to go so went to the usual spots. Checked out Garden in LA first, wanted to see if I could snag Amy again. She was not in. They have two new girls tho, neither were my type. Dipped without getting anything.

Decided to head over to 3 Lantern, determined to see Emma. Walked in about an hour after opening and was greeted at the door by a very nice rack, which I immediately assumed was Emma. Asked for an hour which was. 7 standard fare. Emma is as described, best feature is her D cups. She really looks like Hitomi Tanaka (minus the K cups). She's a bit chubby in the middle but her face is nice, like a 7/10. Smelled great. Massage was slightly above average. We chat in Mandarin as she does it. Some foreplay and I flip. Alcohol wipe down as standard.

I didn't see this the first time I went but they have a menu with pricing now. Start with DFK, BBBJ and some 69, then the hat comes on and we cycle through cowgirl, mish, doggy. Pus is warm but not that tight. Also she gets tired from cowgirl easily because of the extra weight. She looks great from behind. Nice wide hips, good for grabbing. More BBBJ and I lift my leg to prompt some ass action but she just licks the gooch (which I'm not complaining about). Unfortunately today was not my day so I could not shoot into the bag but she finished me off my hand with some more DFK. I guess I have a type now.

Overall great service, and did not short me on time (potentially even went over time). Felt bad that I couldn't nut so I'm probably going to lay off the hog for a bit. $. 6 for the tip.

Emma tells me it's time for her to rotate soon and is only there for 3 more days so get your fill before she's out. Also if anyone knows where Amy from Garden spa went, please help a brother out.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Around the area and came in to see the line up. Was not disappointed. Greeted by Alina. She was wearing a tight short dress and made up all cute. She has very light skin, cute, petite and young. She greeted me with a heart warm hug and I grabbed her ass. Nice and soft.

Held my hand and took me into the massage room. I got undressed and laid on my back. She came back in and started the massage. During the massage I would feel her smooth soft legs and lift her dress up to grab her ass. She wasn't wearing any underwear. After about 20 minutes of massage she told me to flip over. She got undressed and she has nice perky tits. Very petite girl. I pulled her close and hugged her, feeling her soft body against mine. She has no body fat and no belly. We started to kiss. She has very soft lip and then I slipped my tongue into her mouth. She did not mind. We made out while I grabbed her ass. She then started to lick my neck and softly kiss my neck. She worked her way down to my nipples and began to use her little tongue to lick them. She would also suck on them. Felt really good have a little mouth and tongue licking me. She then went down and started the BBBJ. Her little mouth felt so good. She would use her tongue and roll it around my head. She would kiss the tip and lick it. Felt amazing that I almost came. I told her to stop and pulled her back up and started to suck on her tits. She would moan with excitement as I grabbed her ass. She then slipped on a hat and got on top. Her wet vag was very tight. It gripped me hard. I then pulled her down close and kissed her while she was on top and pumped away. She wrap her arms around me and mine around her as I gave it to her. It was very passionate and I finished. She cleaned me up with a warm towel and we still had about 15 minutes left. She didn't rush me. A very friendly girl. We made out for the remaining time. Definitely worth stopping by. This place never disappoints.

First rule say how much you spend.

[Msw6969-shill]

My friend has been telling me about the cute girls here and the amazing service they provide so I had to come check it out myself. I was greeted by Susan. She had very cute eyes and light pale skin. She was wearing a tight dress with all natural C rack. Very pretty lady, I didn't bother to see the other girl. 60 for an hour.

She started with a standard massage. She is very friendly and we chatted while she was massaging. I then rubbed my hand against her legs and she didn't mind. I then grabbed her ass and rub her legs. Very smooth soft skin and her ass was nice and round. She would tease my ass during the massage and tickle my boys while massaging. I would feel a tingle down my spin every time. She massaged about 20 minutes and told me to flip. She asked what kind of service I would like and I told her everything. She went out the room and came back. I was sitting there anxious for our time together. She took off her dress and had a nice set. I sat up and started to play with them. They are soft and firm. I would then suck on her nipples and she moan with excitement. I then went up and started to kiss her neck while grabbing her ass and worked my way up to her mouth. She didn't mind the kissing. We started to french as I felt her tongue in my mouth. Things were heating up. During our make out she would stroke me and it got me hard as a rock. She then started to kiss my neck and slow suck and lick. She then worked her way down to my nipples and began to lick them slowly. As she licked, she would work my rod. She then slowly kissed my stomach and went down to the boys. Her soft lips would caress my balls and she would start to work her way to the rod. She insert it in her mouth and would suck slow. She did this with no hat. It was a BBBJ. She then go fast as I pumped away. It felt really good, very skilled girl. She then slipped on the hat and we started with her on top. As she rode me I would grab her tits. Then I flipped her around and started to go doggy. The waves from her ass felt like it was pulling in my rod. It felt amazing and I finished. She cleaned me up with warm towel and we still had about 10 minutes left. There was no rush and she spent the remaining time massaging my arms. I would grab her ass and tits while she was doing it. Definitely well recommended service. Left an 140 Tip.

[Heizenberg]

If you won't, I will.

Send me her link.

You need to say, "It's time for some continuing education. ".

Send me the link too I'm interested.

[Msw6969-shill]

Around the area and came in to see the line up. Was not disappointed. Greeted by Alina. She was wearing a tight short dress and made up all cute. She has very light skin, cute, petite and young. She greeted me with a heart warm hug and I grabbed her ass. Nice and soft.

Held my hand and took me into the massage room. I got undressed and laid on my back. She came back in and started the massage. During the massage I would feel her smooth soft legs and lift her dress up to grab her ass. She wasn't wearing any underwear. After about 20 minutes of massage she told me to flip over. She got undressed and she has nice perky tits. Very petite girl. I pulled her close and hugged her, feeling her soft body against mine. She has no body fat and no belly. We started to kiss. She has very soft lip and then I slipped my tongue into her mouth. She did not mind. We made out while I grabbed her ass. She then started to lick my neck and softly kiss my neck. She worked her way down to my nipples and began to use her little tongue to lick them. She would also suck on them. Felt really good have a little mouth and tongue licking me. She then went down and started the BBBJ. Her little mouth felt so good. She would use her tongue and roll it around my head. She would kiss the tip and lick it. Felt amazing that I almost came. I told her to stop and pulled her back up and started to suck on her tits. She would moan with excitement as I grabbed her ass. She then slipped on a hat and got on top. Her wet vag was very tight. It gripped me hard. I then pulled her down close and kissed her while she was on top and pumped away. She wrap her arms around me and mine around her as I gave it to her. It was very passionate and I finished. She cleaned me up with a warm towel and we still had about 15 minutes left. She didn't rush me. A very friendly girl. We made out for the remaining time. Definitely worth stopping by. This place never disappoints.

[AlCapone2006]

So found this Covina Spa in OC bedpage section.

I was down south and found them. Glad I came here. Literally.

Got this cute minx Her name was Angie or Angela.

Slender asian girl with c cups. Long black hair 36 c cups, nice ass to go with it.

Not much a massage but her cock sucking lips sure made up for it.

Good thing the doors were solid and music was playing otherwise they would of head me doing the wild thing!

Saw another cutie pie with shorter hair on the way out!

$40 for the house for half hour than it was on like Donkey Kong!

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../23304805.html

Total damage was $180. Great happy ending. Will repeat. Your mileage may vary.

[MassMe]

She posts her own face on her ads, and I'm pretty sure it's actually her.

Would you do it? I'm so tempted to do it, but I'm afraid things will take a bad turn.

If you won't, I will.

Send me her link.

You need to say, "It's time for some continuing education. ".

[Wheels322]

Arrived into town this evening and visited 3 lanterns. Tried to set an appointment with Emma per all the recommendation and post about her. Was just told to walk in. Arrived and greeted by cici and was told Emma was busy and it will be an hour. Cici stated it would be 10 min and she would take care of me, well ended up getting Anna. I went along with it, but wish I just walked out. Started out friendly, but could somewhat tell she not into doing anything. Some light tease and followed by short BBBJ. Thought I might get her into it by doing dome 69, but she restricted access to her pussy and just made it difficult to even try and please her. Put on the Condom and she was like a dead fish. Wanted to get this over with an asked about BBBJ CIM finish and she agreed. I pulled of the condom and she then gave a hand motion while telling me my time was up. Ha, I still had 10 min. And she was trying to short me. I was pissed and just not in the mood and got dressed to leave. Avoid Anna.

Thanks for this on Anna. How did Cici look? Is she the tall skinny one with the big tits someone mentioned?

[Soul699]

Hey fellows how's it going? Can any recommend any place near Culver city or Santa Monica? Trying to get into this hobby after doing street and escort. Want to do something new. Please message me.

Garden spa is not on Culver a bit far but is still nice.

And Red lettern I heard its good a lot of positive feedback about Emma I'm going soon to check it out so I will updated after my visit.

[Deadmount17]

Hey fellows how's it going? Can any recommend any place near Culver city or Santa Monica? Trying to get into this hobby after doing street and escort. Want to do something new. Please message me.

[Soul699]

Why is it guys with only one review ALWAYS have the most amazing experience? So weird. . .

Who knows in my experience was pretty nice the first time the girl was maybe not the best in body yet she had a decent body for my standard petie beautiful face that one that hypnotized you she was really good and then the second wow completed change the girl was nice but quite cool still a big problem I left with 1 hour without pop even do I drill like nonstop.

[PlayerN818]

Around the OC and Came in and was greeted by two girls. One is Ruby, she is wearing a tight dress and looks very young. Cute and all natural C cups. The other girl is Bella. She looks young too. Pretty and a little thicker. I went with Ruby since she was petite. Paid for the hour of 60. . .

Why is it guys with only one review ALWAYS have the most amazing experience? So weird. . .