Massage Parlor Reports

[CharlieDaDog]

Breakdown of Visit.

Ashland Perfect Spa.

Mimi.

$50 House & $140 Service.

Body 6.

Attitude 6.

Spa - 8.

Wouldn't repeat!

I need to stick with Emily & Bebe at SXL.

[CamKart123]

The only spas on that block are legit. There is Asian Sunny Massage the next block east, but as far as I know, they are self service.

Just left the Chicago spa on 30xx W Armitage Ave. Not too bad at all. Easily under 30 but definitely had the skills of a seasoned pro. Great massage with a wide range of pressure. Alright teasing. Wish she di a bit more of that. Not complaining too much since things kept rolling forward. Her hands were nice, clean and smooth. On point jerking motions and the BBJ was extra sloppy as well.

Would come back the next time I'm close by.

[Tinley708]

Yeah I feel the same way. It's fun to be with a new hot girl but that first time with someone often leaves me feeling a little cold. A little familiarity just makes it a more human interaction for me. And I would hope for them.

Agree with Drawers post and the follow-up responses about getting to know a provider. And I hesitate, but I will use the word build a relationship. I had a regular at a spa in Indiana (where or who does not matter. Both the spa and provider are gone) where I saw her regularly every other month for probably just over two years. They did have a locked door, and had to let you in, but L1 and OTC was the limit to their service.

I kept seeing the same lady and specifically asked for her, even if she did not greet me at tthe door. She let me know she appreciated that. Bit by bit, she kept adding to the experience. I also tipped better and better as I got to know her. She allowed OTC, and about 3rd visit UTC. Next time, she stepped back and undressed. Shocked me a bit because spa was not known for that. They did have a locked door, and had to let you in, but L1 and OTC was the limit to their service.

Later she would get naked for massage and straddle me on the table before the flip. They had a table shower which I always accepted, cause I did not want to put her off with any hint of uncleanliness and I really liked them. One day she did not turn to the table shower, but took me down the hall to another shower and joined me. She put a finger over her lip and made a shhh sound. When we got back, she gave me an amazing bbj but stopped me just before the finish.

Next few visits, we headed down the had to shower and I was allowed much more finger exploring. The last time I saw her, she hopped on the table for me to massage her. Again. Shhhh. I had her flip and proceeded to DATY till she was squeezing my head between her legs and bucking against me. She had me get on the table and started the tease right away. On the flip she jumped back up and straddled me. No FS but rode her pussy over me till I was done. She used me and her fingers to get herself off again rubbing on to her clit. We had to head back to the shower after that one. That visit, I gave her the tip, then dipped back into my wallet for all the money I had left. Probably a 170-200 tip.

Sadly, COVID hit and the spa closed. I never saw or heard from her again. One thing I remember. I knew her for about 2 years. Funny thing was she stayed 38 years old the whole time. After first few visits, she always helped me get undressed, get dressed and gave me a kiss on the way out.

I do not get out as much at all any more, and have not found anything similar.

[ChiGuy1711]

Looks legit but then again Heavenly Massage in MG looks legit but I've gotten a handy there. Go and report back. I mean they're across the street from a Costco so they probably have lots of baby oil on hand since that's where Diddy buys his LOL.

Who'd you see at Heavenly Massage in MG?

[Skeever]

Looks legit but then again Heavenly Massage in MG looks legit but I've gotten a handy there. Go and report back.

I tried my best, but they were closed at noon on a Friday!

[WalkingHard]

Figure I'd post this here but heard theres an lmp in niles called spa del soul on 614* touhy its across from target just curious if anyone has been there.

Looks legit but then again Heavenly Massage in MG looks legit but I've gotten a handy there. Go and report back. I mean they're across the street from a Costco so they probably have lots of baby oil on hand since that's where Diddy buys his LOL.

[Skeever]

Figure I'd post this here but heard theres an lmp in niles called spa del soul on 614* touhy its across from target just curious if anyone has been there.

Did you heard it's a massage parlor or did you hear it's a massage parlor with extras? Very little online presence, and the pictures make it look legit and targeted toward female clientele.

[ClayBillClay]

Just left the Chicago spa on 30xx W Armitage Ave. Not too bad at all. Easily under 30 but definitely had the skills of a seasoned pro. Great massage with a wide range of pressure. Alright teasing. Wish she di a bit more of that. Not complaining too much since things kept rolling forward. Her hands were nice, clean and smooth. On point jerking motions and the BBJ was extra sloppy as well.

Would come back the next time I'm close by.

Asian? Latina? Spinner? Manmades? Damage? Cleanliness of the place? All these are super helpful to the community. But thank you for putting up the review.

[Perversity]

Saw pictures of Cici on the Orange Spa website and was doubtful of their accuracy, but enticed to see a provider with proportionally gigantic fake tits. I made an appointment by texting the number from their website and made a plan for the 1 hour VIP option.

Cici was not the woman in the pictures (you can tell some of the pictures these places put up are either AI generated or heavily altered). However, Cici was incredibly hot. She was probably 4'10", maybe even shorter honestly, and had huge fake tits that would have been big for anyone, but looked particularly ridiculous on her tiny body. We did the shower thing where she scrubs your asshole really thoroughly, and then went back to the room for her to rub her tits all over my back and then give me a rimjob. It was probably about 5 minutes, and it was good, but tbh it wasn't super sensual, it was a little too flickery and as good as I have had at other places from other providers. She gave a decent bbj for another 5 ish minutes, then we fucked for like 15-20 minutes. After that I asked for titty fucking and more bbj, it was pretty hot, but honestly her attitude was just mediocre. This makes sense to me, we had never met before, and sex work is really vulnerable stuff. I told her I would tip her a little extra for CIM, it was hot, ended about 15 minutes early though overall.

One (obvious) conclusion I have made about engaging with sex workers is that it's tricky to make a connection the first time you meet someone. It really does pay off to build a relationship through repeated visits with a provider. A lot of the places that advertise these super hot women only have them stay for 10 days or a few weeks. Some places bring old girls back, but I've had more luck having super sensual sessions with women who live Chicago full time. I really want to start becoming a regular with more women where we can build human connection so that the experience is more authentic. I guess that can seem counter intuitive to the act of soliciting sex, but at the end of the day human connection brings me a lot of joy and it can be really hot too. Some people might think that this is necessarily impossible given the act of paying money in exchange for sex services, but my experiences have shown me differently.

Take care! And be nice to these women! They put themselves at great risk and encounter a lot of clients that make them uncomfortable.

Yeah I feel the same way. It's fun to be with a new hot girl but that first time with someone often leaves me feeling a little cold. A little familiarity just makes it a more human interaction for me. And I would hope for them.

[Wheeler2000]

Saw pictures of Cici on the Orange Spa website and was doubtful of their accuracy, but enticed to see a provider with proportionally gigantic fake tits. I made an appointment by texting the number from their website and made a plan for the 1 hour VIP option.

Cici was not the woman in the pictures (you can tell some of the pictures these places put up are either AI generated or heavily altered). However, Cici was incredibly hot. She was probably 4'10", maybe even shorter honestly, and had huge fake tits that would have been big for anyone, but looked particularly ridiculous on her tiny body. We did the shower thing where she scrubs your asshole really thoroughly, and then went back to the room for her to rub her tits all over my back and then give me a rimjob. It was probably about 5 minutes, and it was good, but tbh it wasn't super sensual, it was a little too flickery and as good as I have had at other places from other providers. She gave a decent bbj for another 5 ish minutes, then we fucked for like 15-20 minutes. After that I asked for titty fucking and more bbj, it was pretty hot, but honestly her attitude was just mediocre. This makes sense to me, we had never met before, and sex work is really vulnerable stuff. I told her I would tip her a little extra for CIM, it was hot, ended about 15 minutes early though overall.

One (obvious) conclusion I have made about engaging with sex workers is that it's tricky to make a connection the first time you meet someone. It really does pay off to build a relationship through repeated visits with a provider. A lot of the places that advertise these super hot women only have them stay for 10 days or a few weeks. Some places bring old girls back, but I've had more luck having super sensual sessions with women who live Chicago full time. I really want to start becoming a regular with more women where we can build human connection so that the experience is more authentic. I guess that can seem counter intuitive to the act of soliciting sex, but at the end of the day human connection brings me a lot of joy and it can be really hot too. Some people might think that this is necessarily impossible given the act of paying money in exchange for sex services, but my experiences have shown me differently.

Take care! And be nice to these women! They put themselves at great risk and encounter a lot of clients that make them uncomfortable.

Great review and great thoughts on the experience. I do like the human connection too. It helps me relax into a session.

[Bhar35]

Just left the Chicago spa on 30xx W Armitage Ave. Not too bad at all. Easily under 30 but definitely had the skills of a seasoned pro. Great massage with a wide range of pressure. Alright teasing. Wish she di a bit more of that. Not complaining too much since things kept rolling forward. Her hands were nice, clean and smooth. On point jerking motions and the BBJ was extra sloppy as well.

Would come back the next time I'm close by.

[AstonSummers]

Stopped by Jennifer Massage off of S Archer late Friday evening. Rang the doorbell, was let in, and paid the house fee. Typical rates for a half hour and hour long massage. No table shower / shower to my knowledge. At least one wasn't offered to me. The inside was nice and clean, but the massage rooms were odd. The walls didn't touch the ceilings and I was able to hear the conversation and session between another patron and masseuse.

I am really bad when it comes to getting a providers name. But this lady was very pretty and very kind. Probably late 30's or early 40's. Excitedly walked me in and brought me to a room. Paid her the house fee and got ready. The massage was nothing special but better than I expected from this place. About ten minutes of massaging happens and she starts to tease me. I was hinting at wanting butt play and sorta teased that but she wasn't budging really. Which is fine. Some more teasing occurred and then she left to get a hot towel. She cleans me up and flips me over. She asked me what I wanted, so clearly everything is on the table. I just went with a typical level one as I was not looking for anything more than that at the time. I gave her a fifty and it was off to the races. More butt teasing occurred as she stroked me and played with my balls. I eventually came, she cleaned me up, and I got dressed. All in all not a bad experience, just not sure if I would repeat if when I am in the city again.

Stay safe fellas.

[Drawers333]

Saw pictures of Cici on the Orange Spa website and was doubtful of their accuracy, but enticed to see a provider with proportionally gigantic fake tits. I made an appointment by texting the number from their website and made a plan for the 1 hour VIP option.

Cici was not the woman in the pictures (you can tell some of the pictures these places put up are either AI generated or heavily altered). However, Cici was incredibly hot. She was probably 4'10", maybe even shorter honestly, and had huge fake tits that would have been big for anyone, but looked particularly ridiculous on her tiny body. We did the shower thing where she scrubs your asshole really thoroughly, and then went back to the room for her to rub her tits all over my back and then give me a rimjob. It was probably about 5 minutes, and it was good, but tbh it wasn't super sensual, it was a little too flickery and as good as I have had at other places from other providers. She gave a decent bbj for another 5 ish minutes, then we fucked for like 15-20 minutes. After that I asked for titty fucking and more bbj, it was pretty hot, but honestly her attitude was just mediocre. This makes sense to me, we had never met before, and sex work is really vulnerable stuff. I told her I would tip her a little extra for CIM, it was hot, ended about 15 minutes early though overall.

One (obvious) conclusion I have made about engaging with sex workers is that it's tricky to make a connection the first time you meet someone. It really does pay off to build a relationship through repeated visits with a provider. A lot of the places that advertise these super hot women only have them stay for 10 days or a few weeks. Some places bring old girls back, but I've had more luck having super sensual sessions with women who live Chicago full time. I really want to start becoming a regular with more women where we can build human connection so that the experience is more authentic. I guess that can seem counter intuitive to the act of soliciting sex, but at the end of the day human connection brings me a lot of joy and it can be really hot too. Some people might think that this is necessarily impossible given the act of paying money in exchange for sex services, but my experiences have shown me differently.

Take care! And be nice to these women! They put themselves at great risk and encounter a lot of clients that make them uncomfortable.

[Goofy89]

Figure I'd post this here but heard theres an lmp in niles called spa del soul on 614* touhy its across from target just curious if anyone has been there.

[ConfuciusMan]

I always text her first to see if she is available. This way I am sure I get her. It seems tonwork for me. Love that asian jlo ass.

Took a trip to Broadway trying to get Tiffany. She was unavailable. Chose Ivy and went to the room. Massaging is definitely not her strong suit. She would apply a good technique and pressure here and there but overall it was meh. Idk if she's took weak or just doesn't care enough.

I flipped over and she started rubbing my dick and I was able to decipher her saying it was too big. Bruh. So I settled for a topless HJ while sucking her tits. I took a while to cum cause I wanted my money's worth. She's cute and has an appealing rack but her ass is flat.

The moral of the story is don't see her if you're big.

$70 room, $80 tip.