Massage Parlor Reports

[Ryanja]

Guys I'm in town working and I notice a AMP across the street from my hotel. However I can't seem to find anything on it except their hours. Any good or waist of time?

I've heard good things, good luck.

[Desperado62]

Guys I'm in town working and I notice a AMP across the street from my hotel. However I can't seem to find anything on it except their hours. Any good or waist of time?

[Paradigm71]

Sorry gents, I didn't think these were that hard to figure out, there ain't that many joints around Cbus.

I'm trying to do right by everyone and learning from what everyone else is doing (RL, for example).

Just PM me if you're stuck, I'm responding to everyone within a day.

My only problem with using abbreviations is that they are not searchable. I can't search for AM or SSS, but I can search for Angel or Sweet Smile. We are always telling newer members to do their research and the search feature, but if too much is in searchable it defeats the purpose.

[BooBoo24]

You can write these long essays but can't spell out the AN (AMP name). BTW we stopped doing the dream thing around here about a decade ago.

Shit, I just saw this after uploading two reports. I would not have done that!

Sorry about that Mr. Senior, but this spot really doesn't have a name, at least that I can tell. There's a name listed on GoogleMaps, but I did not see a sign at the establishment (it was dark tho), and even the frequent flyer card they gave me does not list an establishment name.

I tried to make it easy and list some lyrics to a pretty well known song called Scarborough Fair.

From some recent posts, I was under the impression that we needed to exercise some caution when posting until after the elections. Some gents wrote that about RL and I was just following suit, trying to behave, and not wanting to put anyone at risk for something silly like a political headline.

Just trying to do some good for the community, because it doesn't seem like there's a lot of sharing on the Cbus forum. But I'm guessing there's a reason for that. I found some gems, and I can't be the only one having these dreams. I apologize for mucking up your feed, won't do it again.

Enjoy the offerings gents, hope I helped in some way. If I was annoying, I am sorry.

Back to Lurker Land.

Peace and love!

[BooBoo24]

This place is aptly named, it was my 7th venture in 7 days. That was not on purpose, I just now realized it. Hahaha! I had gone the night before, and the girl that popped out to greet me was Celina. Wow! She is probably late 30's, petite, reddish hair, and smoking hot! But they were full and she said it would be a 20 min wait, so I told her I'd be back tomorrow and I left.

Walk in the next evening and a new girl pops up from the desk. She said her name was Cici and it was her first day, she just flew in from NY. She is really fun and playful, constantly smiling and really sweet. The massage was really incredible, but just a little too hard for me. She didn't really ask on the pressure and I forgot to really say anything. Seems most of you dudes like hard, so you'll like her. By the way, she's really hot too, probably in her 30's, so cute and a tight body.

OTF, she massaged near junior but he was stubborn without contact. A few backhand brushes as she did my quads and then she leaned down to me face to face about an inch away and smiled. I leaned up for a little peck on the lips. I rubbed her ass UTC, she had on loose shorts. She looked and me and pointed to her mouth and then to junior and then started giggling. I said, "Um, yeah!" A little negotiation but we settled on $.

She starts the handshake, then lifts her shirt and turns and points to the clasp on her bra. I pop it, and she takes out the chesticles, really nice natural Cs. She never drops to suck though, so not sure where we miscommunicated. I told her to, and she dropped for a kiss on the tip, but that was it. But she did drop a globe in my mouth, and I blew shortly after that.

She cleaned me up and we settled on the appropriate tip, she was fine with it. I guess she chickened out? Or communication was off, she has very little English. We walk out and she is all smiles, so sweet. I see Celina from the day before, so hot. I think she's managing, but would love to try her soon. Two hotties up here boys, nice and discreet location, very clean and no door buzzer. I'll be back, they made the short list!

Then I woke up from the gauntlet dream Ohio, those recurring dreams were weird for seven straight days.

[BooBoo24]

Fourth time is the charm! First three times I slept, there was a wait. Walk to the door tonight and the girls are sitting on the couch inside with blankets on, it's dead. The doorbell thing sucks, makes me think there may be more going on in here than I'm privy to. Not a lot of sharing on this forum, and it seems to always be busy.

Walk in, Amy asks how long and I say hour. Pay for the hour and the other girl (Dory) asks four hands? I decline. But the offer is 40 min for 2 girls for $ . 1. Odd pricing and timing. So once in the room, I say let's do it. I needed to have Dory involved, I find her GND sexy. Plus, I've never done a 4 H at an L1 joint before, so I had to give it a whirl. I had given Amy $ and she brought change on the table, but now she needed me to get up to get the extra. 1 from my pants. Jesus. But when I got up to do that, she did say, "Mmmm." when she looked down at junior, which was cool.

Dory has got to be in her 20's, really pretty face, natural large Cs, creamy white skin. Amy is a little older, maybe late 30's, really pretty, thin, and smaller natural Cs. Both hot, both yum.

Amy goes to get Dory and they come back and it's a phenomenal 4 H massage, really sensual. No shit. I'm thinking this could be real fun maybe, I'm the only one there. Amy worked my legs and Dory worked my back and arms. OTF, some negotiation, but I have no idea what's on the table. She says, "What do you normally tip?" I say. 6. So of course, she says $ . 2 for both. I say no, $. Again, not sure what I'm negotiating for. I should have been more forward, but it was my first time there. She motions clothes off, so let's go!

But Amy started stroking right away and I had to kind of coax Dory to pick her shirt up, she did fine but that was lame. And Amy is staying clothed, so I reach over and she picks her shirt up and pops one boob out over her bra. C'Mon. Girls. I asked to dine, but a quick no. She just motioned jerk only. Anyway, Dory leaned over with sexy breathing and kissed me a few times (not on the mouth) and I grabbed her hand to have her help Amy and she put it on my balls and tickled them. At this point I just shot and it was over.

They completed the session with a nice head / neck massage (Dory) and legs (Amy) while I was face up. It was fun, but I think the 4 H here makes the girls reserved because they are keeping each other in check. And $$ . 10 for that was a little steep, they took a sucker. I want to go back for a solo mish with Dory and then decide if I'll return again after that.

And then Ohio, I woke up!

[BooBoo24]

I really enjoy reading about your dreams but man your abbreviations! The north end ones are easy but Damn man not all of us know every place by letters and trave the city all the time for all the experiences. Kinda why we read here!

Sorry gents, I didn't think these were that hard to figure out, there ain't that many joints around Cbus.

I'm trying to do right by everyone and learning from what everyone else is doing (RL, for example).

Just PM me if you're stuck, I'm responding to everyone within a day.

[OtraVez]

I get a lot of compliments on my posts, sadly they are mostly via DM. Seems folks appreciate the detail. Maybe some don't and if that's the case, then I'll stop. My goal is to get more business for the girls, because I appreciate them. Also so you boys can enjoy, sharing is caring after all. Even if it means the next time I visit, I may have to wait. But I have some advice for you Otra, if you don't like the length of my posts, don't fucking read them!

Peace and love.

I meant no disrespect. I literally said your post was long. Was I lying? It WAS long. But look up my posts, most of my past reviews are just as long as yours! LOL. NBD. I appreciate details, and you give them. But I still would like you to add how much you paid / tipped.

[CountryBoy419]

You can write these long essays but can't spell out the AN (AMP name). BTW we stopped doing the dream thing around here about a decade ago.

Glad it wasn't just me LMAO.

[HornySenior]

Greeted by Lucy with her arms raised in the air from the end of hallway, "Welcooome!" Lucy is a little petite hottie, maybe in her 40's or 50's, but I really like what I see, Jesus she's pretty. It's. 7 for the HR here, but the massage table is really soft, they put like some topper on it that makes it super comfortable and the donut pillow for your face is like a cloud. Honestly, I've never been to a more comfortable place, seriously. When I laid down, it was like a bed. The tables here are second to none and there are candies and waters on the end tables, which is a sweet touch!

Really good massage from Lucy, she has some strong hands and knows what she is doing. She gets in all the crevices to loosen me up and then a smooth oil rubdown to melt me into the table. Wow. Her phone rang a few times and she answered it, but that never bothers me. Get your business, girl! I can tell she runs the joint.

At about the 30 min mark, she screams out in Mandarin to the other girl. Then after all that shit I can't understand she says, ". Handsome boy, handsome man." So I start chuckling, and she says, "You hear what I say?" I said yes. And she says, "What I say?" And I said, "You said handsome boy. " And she says, "I bring pretty girl for you. ".

The door pops open and this vision of a beauty named Abby is standing there in a tight black rock t-shirt ripped in the middle to show cleavage and a tight mini skirt. I'm like what the hell is going to happen right now?! Lucy leaves, and Abby walks over to the table, peels off the drape, and starts slowly waking up junior while she places her right knee on the table next to my arm. Her left leg is on the floor, so she is basically just opening her legs toward me. Junior is up now. And I reach behind to rub her inner thigh, then go up to pull her shirt down to see those sweet cans.

She pulls one out, I go back down under the skirt but she closed her leg to block the honeypot. No matter, junior shot at this point. Something about meeting someone for the first time, and she just jerks you off and leaves. Hahaha! The only thing I said to her was, "What's your name?" And the only thing she said to me was, "Abby. ".

She grabs a towel to clean me up and leaves. Back in the room comes Lucy. She finishes my session with an awesome head and neck and shoulder massage face up. Then she does my arms and legs and fingers and toes. All done. She said there is normally 3 girls there, the other girl was off.

I actually can't wait to go back, this was my favorite place. One of you dickheads called and pinged at like 9:50 pm, they close at 10 pm. Whatever. These two girls are so sweet and so hot, this will be my first repeat from the gauntlet. I want Lucy. Why are all these women that love me named Lucy? I want answers!!

Oh wait, this was just a dream, Ohio.

You can write these long essays but can't spell out the AN (AMP name). BTW we stopped doing the dream thing around here about a decade ago.

[LessGetIt]

I really enjoy reading about your dreams but man your abbreviations! The north end ones are easy but Damn man not all of us know every place by letters and trave the city all the time for all the experiences. Kinda why we read here!

I think SSS is sweet smile spa off georgesville rd.

[Member #7008]

I really enjoy reading about your dreams but man your abbreviations! The north end ones are easy but Damn man not all of us know every place by letters and trave the city all the time for all the
experiences. Kinda why we read here!

Yeah the abbreviations are silly. Sss = sweet smile spa.

[CountryBoy419]

So the card the gal gave me at ND was for SSS. Tucked in a good spot, pizza, coffee, and subs nearby. I've seen it advertised and was intrigued. West side spot, checked it out, drew Wendy. Older gal, stalky, not my type. But massage was very good, she knows what she's doing. Handshake was not sexy, but the job was done. I won't repeat, but if you want a top hard massage, check her out. I just don't like hard massages.

Was just dreaming though, Ohio.

I really enjoy reading about your dreams but man your abbreviations! The north end ones are easy but Damn man not all of us know every place by letters and trave the city all the time for all the experiences. Kinda why we read here!

[Member #7008]

What's the name of the place or location and what did you have to tip.

OP's subject reminds me of a Neil Simon (NS) song so New Spa is my guess.

But this was a Simon & Garfunkel song so OP needs to work on his puzzle skills.

[DEW1968]

Greeted by Lucy with her arms raised in the air from the end of hallway, "Welcooome!" Lucy is a little petite hottie, maybe in her 40's or 50's, but I really like what I see, Jesus she's pretty. It's. 7 for the HR here, but the massage table is really soft, they put like some topper on it that makes it super comfortable and the donut pillow for your face is like a cloud. Honestly, I've never been to a more comfortable place, seriously. When I laid down, it was like a bed. The tables here are second to none and there are candies and waters on the end tables, which is a sweet touch!

Really good massage from Lucy, she has some strong hands and knows what she is doing. She gets in all the crevices to loosen me up and then a smooth oil rubdown to melt me into the table. Wow. Her phone rang a few times and she answered it, but that never bothers me. Get your business, girl! I can tell she runs the joint.

At about the 30 min mark, she screams out in Mandarin to the other girl. Then after all that shit I can't understand she says, ". Handsome boy, handsome man." So I start chuckling, and she says, "You hear what I say?" I said yes. And she says, "What I say?" And I said, "You said handsome boy. " And she says, "I bring pretty girl for you. ".

The door pops open and this vision of a beauty named Abby is standing there in a tight black rock t-shirt ripped in the middle to show cleavage and a tight mini skirt. I'm like what the hell is going to happen right now?! Lucy leaves, and Abby walks over to the table, peels off the drape, and starts slowly waking up junior while she places her right knee on the table next to my arm. Her left leg is on the floor, so she is basically just opening her legs toward me. Junior is up now. And I reach behind to rub her inner thigh, then go up to pull her shirt down to see those sweet cans.

She pulls one out, I go back down under the skirt but she closed her leg to block the honeypot. No matter, junior shot at this point. Something about meeting someone for the first time, and she just jerks you off and leaves. Hahaha! The only thing I said to her was, "What's your name?" And the only thing she said to me was, "Abby. ".

She grabs a towel to clean me up and leaves. Back in the room comes Lucy. She finishes my session with an awesome head and neck and shoulder massage face up. Then she does my arms and legs and fingers and toes. All done. She said there is normally 3 girls there, the other girl was off.

I actually can't wait to go back, this was my favorite place. One of you dickheads called and pinged at like 9:50 pm, they close at 10 pm. Whatever. These two girls are so sweet and so hot, this will be my first repeat from the gauntlet. I want Lucy. Why are all these women that love me named Lucy? I want answers!!

Oh wait, this was just a dream, Ohio.

What's the name of the place or location and what did you have to tip.