Massage Parlor Reports

[BooBoo24]

So the card the gal gave me at ND was for SSS. Tucked in a good spot, pizza, coffee, and subs nearby. I've seen it advertised and was intrigued. West side spot, checked it out, drew Wendy. Older gal, stalky, not my type. But massage was very good, she knows what she's doing. Handshake was not sexy, but the job was done. I won't repeat, but if you want a top hard massage, check her out. I just don't like hard massages.

Was just dreaming though, Ohio.

[BooBoo24]

So I called LC by the burger place at like 8:05 pm, I was focused here for some reason. A gal with zero English answered and I asked if they close at 9 or 10? She says 9. So I called One More and she says they close at 10 pm. Then she says, "When you come?" And I say 40 min, and she laughs uncomfortably. So I say, "Too late?" And she says, "Come tomorrow. " Well, that ain't happening. Hahaha!

So I called ND on Hard and she said they're open until 10 pm and to come on over. Okay, I go, but they are busy yet again! She says it's a 20 min wait and I'm like nah, no worries. It's the same girl from the first time I tried and I find her totally sexy, in a GND kind of way. I want to stick my tongue in her asshole really bad, I have a feeling I won't stop going there until I do. Oh, wait, did I say that out loud? Hahaha! This time she hands me a card of a place where there is no wait and three girls. I'll TOFTT and investigate this later, but not tonight.

I decide I want to go see Emmy at SAM. So I head up, because I saw her a couple of months ago and she is so hot, with really good massage technique. But this time I was greeted by this gal named Coco, whoa. What a fucking smoke show! I peg her at 30 on the dot, what a jaw dropper. I don't care about age, for me it's more about service. But wow, this chick is fucking hot!

I buy an hour and the massage is really good, she has some magic hands. For real. This massage is incredible, I mean, incredible. I'm sort of dumbfounded by it, it's super sensual. She would rub her hands across my sides where there is no needed therapy. Just gliding her hands with oil very lightly, totally working me up, I love it.

Nice teasing and has me flip. She is only about OTC and played a lot of UTC defense, hahaha! She would smile at me every time she did. She used about half a bottle of oil on junior and it was just too much, so it took him a little while to throw up. These girls and their oil, I just don't fucking get it. She starts to back hand him and then she leans down to moan in my ear. Yum, getting closer. And right when he's about to spew, there is yelling from the other girl in Mandarin and Coco starts yelling back! I'm turned off at this but too late, I just start launching everywhere.

She didn't even know as she's talking to the other gal. So I'm done, she's still jerking, and she finally realizes it's over and says, "Oh!" She runs to get a towel and I'm looking everywhere like Stiller in TSAM, like where'd it go? Nothing got on me and there's nothing on the table, there's nothing anywhere!

She comes back giggling and points to the back of her shirt where it all landed. I said, "At least I'm your last customer!" She says ok, and I jump up to get dressed. I realize she shorted me 15 min, so I tip accordingly.

I dunno, I'd maybe repeat because she's so hot, but there are more fun options. I'll def repeat to see Emmy. I really like this place, though. It's so clean and they are so nice!

Then, I awoke Ohio, it was a nice dream.

[Break24]

Went in and was greeted by a middle aged woman, paid her and got take to the room to get undressed. After 5 min another lady came in, she went by Kaitlin? 30-40 Chinese lady with almost zero English. Round face, short and thick, not a looker but the massage was great (I asked for medium). I did not raise my ass when she gets her hand near my private part. Hand job was offered after the flip but I still declined, mostly because I just couldn't get hard looking at her so might as well as enjoying a good massage. She seemed disappointed but that's not my fault. $60 hr + $20 tip good price for a decent legit massage.

[BooBoo24]

I mean, New Dragon is like a 4 min drive from Angel, so it's not that out of the question if he's driving. That said, went to AM yesterday, and it was alright, and MT was very receptive to OTC and UTC, and was grinding on my head and getting herself off. Thought about asking for more after reading that long post, but really wasn't that into her.

I get a lot of compliments on my posts, sadly they are mostly via DM. Seems folks appreciate the detail. Maybe some don't and if that's the case, then I'll stop. My goal is to get more business for the girls, because I appreciate them. Also so you boys can enjoy, sharing is caring after all. Even if it means the next time I visit, I may have to wait. But I have some advice for you Otra, if you don't like the length of my posts, don't fucking read them!

Peace and love.

[OtraVez]

Not sure how you came up with Dragon on Hard from that. I assumed SAM is Sun Asian Massage, which is on Billingsley. I thought AM is Angel Massage, which is literally right around the corner. You could easily walk from one to the other in five minutes. Dragon is several miles away and the OP said he could not do the wait there.

I mean, New Dragon is like a 4 min drive from Angel, so it's not that out of the question if he's driving. That said, went to AM yesterday, and it was alright, and MT was very receptive to OTC and UTC, and was grinding on my head and getting herself off. Thought about asking for more after reading that long post, but really wasn't that into her.

[Paradigm71]

You have to look through the post but it's Dragon Spa on Hard Rd.

Not sure how you came up with Dragon on Hard from that. I assumed SAM is Sun Asian Massage, which is on Billingsley. I thought AM is Angel Massage, which is literally right around the corner. You could easily walk from one to the other in five minutes. Dragon is several miles away and the OP said he could not do the wait there.

[BearsBuddy]

Exactly. What place is this?

You have to look through the post but it's Dragon Spa on Hard Rd.

[Dave3879]

That would require you to connect with her on Fb. Sound risky as hell. Also, unrelated but I find it hilarious how she keeps posting about "retiring" from her nursing career when I'm pretty sure her license was revoked LOL.

Yep, it's public record.

[GenericMan495]

I'm confused. Which place is this?

Exactly. What place is this?

[BooBoo24]

I had a fun time last week, so I've decided I'm going to do a gauntlet in Cbus, fuck it, let's see what's what. I just want to see what's around, I'm curious. And the investigation is kind of fun, because you can get some good surprises. But stupid red Ohio has me nervous about sharing, so I'm treading lightly.

I head to M road to check it. Walk in, no buzzer, but there's some old Asian dude sitting on the couch in the lobby with a mask on. Now, normally I would just bounce. But as I go to turn around I hear the, "Hellllllooooo!" This older petite beauty appears, wow! I ask, "Are you too busy, it's okay if you are?" I head-nod toward the old Asian dude as I'm asking. I don't know if he owns the place, I don't know if he's waiting, I don't know if he's a MT, I don't know what the fuck.

She grabs me quickly by the hand and ushers me back in the hall and throws me in the first room. She just motions with her hands to sit and hold on a sec, like she's dealing with something but don't leave. A minute or two later, she escorts one of you out, and whomever you were, you were very polite with your 'thank yous'. Good job!

Then there is some screaming in Mandarin, the two gals working there are screaming at each other, and I have no idea what is going on or what they are saying. Then I hear the gal that greeted me start yelling at this old dude in the front. He claims to only have 30 bucks and wants to find an ATM. She's not happy, stating something like, "You do this all the time, get out!" I realize she has a weirdo on her hands and I'm starting to think I should lend her a hand, but I'm a first timer and I don't want to get involved.

She (I think it was Cindy, totally hot) comes back in the room where I'm waiting and whispers something to me, but I didn't understand what she said. Then she whisks me back to the last room in the hall and closes the door. Now, I'm completely confused as to what is going on. Then this hot little number comes in and asks me how long. I'm like, do you have time for an hour? She has no idea what I just said. She asks me how long like 3 more times.

I'm trying to talk through HER translator, but it's not working well. Always control the translator, boys. Finally, she decides they are not busy and an hour is fine. So I try to relax, the yelling eventually stopped.

She comes in and says what's your name, baby? I pick my head up and tell her my awesome name (haha) and then ask hers, at which point she plants one on my cheek. Oh, yummy.

A little while in, she asks, "First time here?" And I want to gamble, so I say yes. She proceeds with a phenomenal massage, really good, strong hands. Teases really well, and junior is up. Then she gets the towel and wipes me down, so junior goes down. She puts a dry towel on me with more teasing and junior is back up. Then a customer pinged, and some more yelling, and junior goes back down.

She comes back in and has me flip, but junior is asleep now. She works him up, drops some oil on him and I rub her ass and move under her shirt. She exhales, "Uuuuhhhh" .and once junior is up, she looks at me and drops down for some little kissing and says, "You tip?" Of course, and she starts breathing all sexy while looking at me. I pull a globe out and it's over.

These two girls are fucking hot.

That was hot, I'm going back.

But it was all a dream, Ohio.

[RangerRed2]

Anyone try out these two ladies yet? They both look promising.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...787601499.html

Scratch that. Just saw a post on the other section.

[BearsBuddy]

Anyone try out these two ladies yet? They both look promising.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...787601499.html

I wrote a review under CL advertisers.

[RangerRed2]

Anyone try out these two ladies yet? They both look promising.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...787601499.html

[LPeterson]

On a brighter note she is selling all her stuff so make pretend you are a buyer and fuck the hell out of her. Maybe the craziest woman in all of hooker land! You can't make this shit up!

That would require you to connect with her on Fb. Sound risky as hell. Also, unrelated but I find it hilarious how she keeps posting about "retiring" from her nursing career when I'm pretty sure her license was revoked LOL.

[CBus1234]

I'm on hiatus from FS joints after a 10-day fuck fest in Florida. No better place to do that than Columbus. Hahaha! But I visited some family last weekend in Cleveland and fell asleep on a square decorative pillow. I woke up with this tightened feeling in my neck and back, probably rekindled some whiplash from a recent car accident I was in.

On my way back to Cbus I noticed I had a hard time turning my head to change lanes, that stupid pillow. So I decide I'm going to check out that ND spot on Hard that I've seen murmurings about. The doorbell thing sucks. Anyway, gal said 20 min wait, I can't do that. Especially since the door was answered with another dude coming out.

I decide to go to SAM up north and see this provider from a month or so ago, but realize quickly that I was offered L2 recently at AM around the corner from Billingsley, so I pull an audible.

Quick backstory, I went to AM about 2 months ago, gal asked if I wanted soft or hard, and I responded with soft, I hate hard massages. But the soft was just her fingers dancing my back and legs for like 10 min. OTF, mediocre handshake with some UTC shirt. Funny thing is, we just talked through the translator for the next 30 min, laughing and having a good time. Then I left.

A month ago, I made a second visit and asked for a specific MT, because of a review here. Massage was better, but average. OTF, she took out a knocker and put it in my mouth and offered L2. But the price seemed high, so I negotiated lower and she agreed, but I still stuck to L1. This gal was super cute. I was being stubborn on principle; I had the money. I regretted that later.

Backstory over, I head back over. Pulled in the back and two gals sitting outside enjoying the evening weather and playing on their phones. Sweet, not busy! I asked for the MT I had last time, but she was in fact busy, only one customer there and it was hers. Gal from the first visit told me 30 min wait for her, so no thank you. She says, "I'll take you" so I agree, even though I need more than finger dancing this time. I peg her at 30's, totally cute, slim-thick, nice natural Cs, and I want to eat cake off her plump ass.

She puts me in room and starts telling me how handsome I am and is being all flirty. This is fun and a good start. I lay face down and she starts rubbing my butt and reaches under for a little fondle right away. This time she asks soft, medium, or hard? I say medium and she proceeds to provide one the best massages I have ever received at an AMP, no shit, really good. She is playful the whole time, teasing throughout. She's rubbing against me, breathing in my ears, riding the back of my head with her crotch. Rubbing hard.

After 35 min, she wipes the oil off and flips me. She is just looking at me and tapping junior with her fingertips as if to say, "Just this or more?" At least that's how I took it. We are being playful through the translator and I just say fuck it, "I want 69. " Now, THAT she understood, no translator needed. Hahaha! There is some negotiation, but it's not annoying, it's playful. We arrive on a number, she drops her shorts, climbs up and drops her honeypot in my mouth, and proceeds to swallow junior.

Now, her shirt is still on, but who cares, I can't see her lumps anyway! But this complete and total unexpected happening has me totally turned on, so much so, that I last all of about 2 minutes. But just when I'm about to lose it, I realize she is now just jerking. I yell out suck, but as she starts to drop down, junior blasts all over her face and neck and shirt. She wheeled around looking at me with her arms open and palms out like Carrie at the prom. I said, "You supposed to suck!" She starts to giggle and shimmies up her shorts to run and grab some hot towels.

She comes back and she's giggling as she cleans me up. When she's done, I sit up thinking we're done, it's about the 50 min mark. But she looks at me sternly and says, "Lay. Massage. Massage. " So I say okay and lay back down face up. She drapes junior with a towel and proceeds to provide this phenomenal head, scalp, neck, and shoulder massage that is second to none, I mean 10 out of 10. I am melted now and nearly falling asleep.

All of a sudden she pats my head on both sides and says, "OK!" I say, "No, keep going" half kidding but it was that good. So she comes back around and gives some more squeezes for about 30 seconds. Then walks around to the side of the table and whips off the towel and grabs junior by the base and flops him back and forth. He's at about 1/3 mast, not expecting anything else tonight. She looks at me and says, "He sleep?" I say, "Yes, but.".

I reach up and start rubbing her melon OTC and she grabs my hand to put it on her nipple through the shirt, then opens her mouth, looks me in the eyes, and starts moaning with this sexy look. She moves my hand to her other lump, and she starts rubbing my nipples, never breaking eye contact. This has junior straight back up and she looks down at him, looks back at me shocked, then pumps her hand in the air inquisitively.

Before I can even muster a nod, she is pumping junior again and I start to feverishly unbutton her shirt and pull out a globe and she drops it into my mouth. I got to tell you, less than a minute this time and the second batch rockets out and hits my shoulder and the top of the table. Her mouth drops open and she grabs the translator to ask me, "How second shot so powerful?" Hahaha! I just shrug, she runs to get some more hot towels, cleans me up again, and then drops down for some kissing, no tongue!

She then helps me get dressed. I went about 5 or 10 min over, but they were dead at this point. She shuffled me out the back and I left a happy man. What a fun evening, I will def return. It actually felt like fooling around with your girlfriend in high school and you had to be quiet because her parents were in the next room. What fun!

Then I woke up, Ohio.

I'm confused. Which place is this?