Massage Parlor Reports

[MonkeyNutwoot]

https://www.rubrankings.com/files/03-2023/ad27604

Has anyone seen this lady?

I would appreciate any comment on the validity of this add. I am not very good at identifying scam adds.

DM is fine if your prefer.

Regards,

H19.

Guessing that it was a scam because the ad is no longer there? (Or maybe the link was wrong?

[Hentai19]

https://www.rubrankings.com/files/03-2023/ad27604

Has anyone seen this lady?

I would appreciate any comment on the validity of this add. I am not very good at identifying scam adds.

DM is fine if your prefer.

Regards,

H19.

[Esoterik]

I decided to go and see them because the price is right and they are closer to me being in the Boro. The place is in a quiet neighborhood as was mentioned.

The rub was OK. Nothing spectacular. They did encourage mutual touch and they did take their tops off early. But they asked me one question and the rest of the time was chit chat between themselves. I felt a little left out.

But what got me was the cigarette smoke in the house. The place reeked of it. So much that it got in my clothes just from being there. And there was a yapping dog that was too distracting for me. No relaxing ambience or anything. So I don't think I will go back. Just too much for me.

YMMV and the atmosphere may not distract you. So give it a try. They do seem nice.

Exact same thoughts I had about it. I thought why not for the price of that four hands, but even then it wasn't anything to write home about. Not so great atmosphere or enthusiasm.

[SnoBallGuy]

I decided to go and see them because the price is right and they are closer to me being in the Boro. The place is in a quiet neighborhood as was mentioned.

The rub was OK. Nothing spectacular. They did encourage mutual touch and they did take their tops off early. But they asked me one question and the rest of the time was chit chat between themselves. I felt a little left out.

But what got me was the cigarette smoke in the house. The place reeked of it. So much that it got in my clothes just from being there. And there was a yapping dog that was too distracting for me. No relaxing ambience or anything. So I don't think I will go back. Just too much for me.

YMMV and the atmosphere may not distract you. So give it a try. They do seem nice.

4 hands is a waste of money double the price and the girls do half the work.

[MonkeyNutwoot]

So, I posted a few days ago inquiring about an ad about a young Russian visiting. Didn't get a whole Lotta feedback on here except for that she might be Chelsea / Anna. (She wasn't).

Decided to try her myself.

The good:

Was the girl in some of the photos. In particular, the ones with the lighter skin and a bit thicker. She has put on a little weight since those photos, but not terrible. Curvy but not fat. I wish she were the girl that had tan skin and thinner but I'm not super mad about it. Nice relaxing massage with a L1 release. Mutual touch is encouraged, including FIV. Which she really seem to actually enjoy. I felt her get wet, and at one point, she even Pulled my finger out and put my hand on her clit and rubbed my finger up and down to a spot that where she wanted it. Once my finger was where she wanted it, she started grinding back-and-forth while massaging me.

These girls all act, and some of you who think you're giving them multiple orgasms is laughable. However, that being said, she really did seem to enjoy this, and the fact that she put my finger exactly where she wanted it and I felt her get super wet (she was dry when I started touching her, but definitely not dry at the end) leads me to believe that she really did enjoy the touching. At one point, unprompted, she even turned around and put her ass and pussy in my face and wanted me to eat her out. She pushed back on my face and acted like she was really liking it.

The not so good:

There was a bit of confusion at the end. I was texting her handler setting things up, and I opted for the "$200 relax classic". Let the handler know in my text message that's what I wanted, so came prepared to spend $200. When I walked in, she got completely nude and was straddling me while she was massaging me. I thought to myself "damn this was a pretty good deal for $200, Makes me wonder what the $250 gets you?

She continued to rub me, flipped me over, put her ass in my face like I said, and finished me off with a very sensual, very slow, and very nice HE finish. All the while, I was groping her body without any restrictions that I could find. (Did not try to stick my fingers in her butt)

The whole thing lasted about 30 minutes, which I know I paid for an hour. But her technique was spot on, and I couldn't hold myself any longer. I opted to take a shower, and not push for any more massage or anything, even though I had time left. I felt satisfied and happy with the $200 I spent.

As she was collecting the money from the table she asked where the other $50 was? I told her that I agreed to the $200 relax classic. She told me that the classic was just a normal massage and no happy ending. I showed her the text message with her handler, saying I wanted the relaxed classic (Not knowing that it was just a normal massage) And her ad clearly stated $200. I did not bring any extra cash. So, couldnt pay the extra $50. However, I didn't even stay the full hour so I would've been not super happy having to pay an extra $50 when I agreed on $200.

It got a little awkward, She called her handler speaking in Russian. I told her I do not have any more money, and so I left. Pretty sure I'm blacklisted from this agency or whoever runs this little thing? But not because of anything I intentionally did.

Would I see her again? Perhaps. I mean, I realize it may not even be an option for me anymore. But, for $200 it was well worth it in my opinion. If I were to have paid $250, I think it still would've been perhaps worth it if it were a full hour and she actually did Nuru. There was no body sliding up and down me and no oil was used on any parts of her body,other than her hands. She did straddle me while I was on my belly and she was rubbing my back, but not once did she rub her chest on me or put oil on her and rub herself on me as is expected with a Nuru. $250 was supposed to get me a nuru massage, and she thought that's what I had paid for (At this point she had not even counted the money which was sitting on the table so assumed it was was $250). I actually did not pay $250 and had I done so, I would've felt cheated, because as enjoyable as it was– This was no NURU massage.

Anyways, take it for what you want. Just make sure you're clear with the handler what you're looking for to avoid the same confusion I went through.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...own-60075.html

[RuzzzaPalooza]

Looks promising, but can't find any info online. Have any of you seen her yet? She's only here for a few days, but looks cute.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...uru-60075.html

Do yourself a favor and stay away from these, that is absolutely not the girl in the picture and you are going to end up not being happy with what you get. Trust me LOL.

[AbCameo]

Looks promising, but can't find any info online. Have any of you seen her yet? She's only here for a few days, but looks cute.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...uru-60075.html

I'm highly certain its the same lady as Anna / Chelsea.

[MonkeyNutwoot]

Looks promising, but can't find any info online. Have any of you seen her yet? She's only here for a few days, but looks cute.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...uru-60075.html

[Ayasaki]

I can't verify because I never asked but high chances that's just someone who randomly checked yes to every box. It also says there is a sauna there and table shower. Maybe there could be a table shower but I doubt a sauna is there. If I'm wrong, someone can feel free to correct it for us all.

If you need something more than the bare minimum AMP experience, I would recommend somewhere else. I don't actually have anywhere to recommend here as an AMP that'll go beyond, but still haha.

I found out later that I was incorrect on the "no table shower" part. There is one. Maybe the door was always shut or I was being willfully blind prior to that comment.

I still leave it to someone else to ask that jacuzzi question but it won't be me.

[DeOppressoLi 5]

I was reviewing the Q Spa add on RM's. Noticed it stated a jacuzzi on site. Is that true? Way back there were spa's in Ohio that had Jacuzzi's. I had been informed by a MM's that they removed the one they had because some guys were urinating in them.

Regards,

H19.

Good place to get Merca.

[KrazyGlued]

Had a dream with Coco and Tiff today in the Boro. Private residence in a quiet neighborhood. One girl arrived after I did and the person she rode with remained parked behind me for the entire visit, which made me a tad nervous due to some bad experiences I've had in the past. I went ahead in anyway. The photos are accurate. Coco was a bit thicker than I thought but for me she was perfect. Great 4 hand massage. They were a little chatty with each other but their hotness more than made up for it. Mutual touch was encouraged. On the flip they lost their tops and focused on all the right places. An overall great experience, especially for the price. I will definitely repeat. Treat them well and let's keep then in the Boro. That kind of service from two extremely hot girls for $$ (half hour, $$$ for the hour) is something I want to partake in regularly.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...and-38234.html

I decided to go and see them because the price is right and they are closer to me being in the Boro. The place is in a quiet neighborhood as was mentioned.

The rub was OK. Nothing spectacular. They did encourage mutual touch and they did take their tops off early. But they asked me one question and the rest of the time was chit chat between themselves. I felt a little left out.

But what got me was the cigarette smoke in the house. The place reeked of it. So much that it got in my clothes just from being there. And there was a yapping dog that was too distracting for me. No relaxing ambience or anything. So I don't think I will go back. Just too much for me.

YMMV and the atmosphere may not distract you. So give it a try. They do seem nice.

[Longhard80]

Decided to have a dream with Sexy Lexi. It was a very enjoyable experience with an attractive blue eyed brunnette with good size natural boobs. She told me she use to work for Hooters. She used a lot of oil and oiled me up while she did her body slide all up and down on my body. I paid for the VIP experience after she convinced me and it was great with her really getting into the nuru.

I would see her again. Only negatives was the drive and the 30 min time limit on the VIP session like others have mentioned on here.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ews-29587.html

[SigMaster]

Has anyone seen Lilah? I searched the forum, but didn't find any current reviews. I don't even know if it's the same provider.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-31562.html

[HogBalls69]

Actually, she just move to Elm hill pike & Lebanon rd area, really nice suits and plenty of girls working there, majority Hispanic really good menu on bodies preference.

Good afternoon,

I enjoy going to the Zona Norte (TJ) about two to three times a year and hang out at Hong Kong, Tropicana, etc but obviously that does not take the place of a much more local provider when you have that Latina itch. PM sent.

[NunyaBiznesss]

Actually, she just move to Elm hill pike & Lebanon rd area, really nice suits and plenty of girls working there, majority Hispanic really good menu on bodies preference.

Didn't realize there were others, and the Latina factor has me very intrigued 😁 how do I contact and is there a lineup somewhere? DM is open. Thanks.