Massage Parlor Reports

[CBus1234]

I'm on hiatus from FS joints after a 10-day fuck fest in Florida. No better place to do that than Columbus. Hahaha! But I visited some family last weekend in Cleveland and fell asleep on a square decorative pillow. I woke up with this tightened feeling in my neck and back, probably rekindled some whiplash from a recent car accident I was in.

On my way back to Cbus I noticed I had a hard time turning my head to change lanes, that stupid pillow. So I decide I'm going to check out that ND spot on Hard that I've seen murmurings about. The doorbell thing sucks. Anyway, gal said 20 min wait, I can't do that. Especially since the door was answered with another dude coming out.

I decide to go to SAM up north and see this provider from a month or so ago, but realize quickly that I was offered L2 recently at AM around the corner from Billingsley, so I pull an audible.

Quick backstory, I went to AM about 2 months ago, gal asked if I wanted soft or hard, and I responded with soft, I hate hard massages. But the soft was just her fingers dancing my back and legs for like 10 min. OTF, mediocre handshake with some UTC shirt. Funny thing is, we just talked through the translator for the next 30 min, laughing and having a good time. Then I left.

A month ago, I made a second visit and asked for a specific MT, because of a review here. Massage was better, but average. OTF, she took out a knocker and put it in my mouth and offered L2. But the price seemed high, so I negotiated lower and she agreed, but I still stuck to L1. This gal was super cute. I was being stubborn on principle; I had the money. I regretted that later.

Backstory over, I head back over. Pulled in the back and two gals sitting outside enjoying the evening weather and playing on their phones. Sweet, not busy! I asked for the MT I had last time, but she was in fact busy, only one customer there and it was hers. Gal from the first visit told me 30 min wait for her, so no thank you. She says, "I'll take you" so I agree, even though I need more than finger dancing this time. I peg her at 30's, totally cute, slim-thick, nice natural Cs, and I want to eat cake off her plump ass.

She puts me in room and starts telling me how handsome I am and is being all flirty. This is fun and a good start. I lay face down and she starts rubbing my butt and reaches under for a little fondle right away. This time she asks soft, medium, or hard? I say medium and she proceeds to provide one the best massages I have ever received at an AMP, no shit, really good. She is playful the whole time, teasing throughout. She's rubbing against me, breathing in my ears, riding the back of my head with her crotch. Rubbing hard.

After 35 min, she wipes the oil off and flips me. She is just looking at me and tapping junior with her fingertips as if to say, "Just this or more?" At least that's how I took it. We are being playful through the translator and I just say fuck it, "I want 69. " Now, THAT she understood, no translator needed. Hahaha! There is some negotiation, but it's not annoying, it's playful. We arrive on a number, she drops her shorts, climbs up and drops her honeypot in my mouth, and proceeds to swallow junior.

Now, her shirt is still on, but who cares, I can't see her lumps anyway! But this complete and total unexpected happening has me totally turned on, so much so, that I last all of about 2 minutes. But just when I'm about to lose it, I realize she is now just jerking. I yell out suck, but as she starts to drop down, junior blasts all over her face and neck and shirt. She wheeled around looking at me with her arms open and palms out like Carrie at the prom. I said, "You supposed to suck!" She starts to giggle and shimmies up her shorts to run and grab some hot towels.

She comes back and she's giggling as she cleans me up. When she's done, I sit up thinking we're done, it's about the 50 min mark. But she looks at me sternly and says, "Lay. Massage. Massage. " So I say okay and lay back down face up. She drapes junior with a towel and proceeds to provide this phenomenal head, scalp, neck, and shoulder massage that is second to none, I mean 10 out of 10. I am melted now and nearly falling asleep.

All of a sudden she pats my head on both sides and says, "OK!" I say, "No, keep going" half kidding but it was that good. So she comes back around and gives some more squeezes for about 30 seconds. Then walks around to the side of the table and whips off the towel and grabs junior by the base and flops him back and forth. He's at about 1/3 mast, not expecting anything else tonight. She looks at me and says, "He sleep?" I say, "Yes, but.".

I reach up and start rubbing her melon OTC and she grabs my hand to put it on her nipple through the shirt, then opens her mouth, looks me in the eyes, and starts moaning with this sexy look. She moves my hand to her other lump, and she starts rubbing my nipples, never breaking eye contact. This has junior straight back up and she looks down at him, looks back at me shocked, then pumps her hand in the air inquisitively.

Before I can even muster a nod, she is pumping junior again and I start to feverishly unbutton her shirt and pull out a globe and she drops it into my mouth. I got to tell you, less than a minute this time and the second batch rockets out and hits my shoulder and the top of the table. Her mouth drops open and she grabs the translator to ask me, "How second shot so powerful?" Hahaha! I just shrug, she runs to get some more hot towels, cleans me up again, and then drops down for some kissing, no tongue!

She then helps me get dressed. I went about 5 or 10 min over, but they were dead at this point. She shuffled me out the back and I left a happy man. What a fun evening, I will def return. It actually felt like fooling around with your girlfriend in high school and you had to be quiet because her parents were in the next room. What fun!

Then I woke up, Ohio.

I'm confused. Which place is this?

[RickMann]

Holy crap just reading Kelly Kent's fb if you don't think after she is outing her son publicly that she won't roll on everyone that's been there you are high! LOL. On a brighter note she is selling all her stuff so make pretend you are a buyer and fuck the hell out of her. Maybe the craziest woman in all of hooker land! You can't make this shit up!

[BooBoo24]

I'm on hiatus from FS joints after a 10-day fuck fest in Florida. No better place to do that than Columbus. Hahaha! But I visited some family last weekend in Cleveland and fell asleep on a square decorative pillow. I woke up with this tightened feeling in my neck and back, probably rekindled some whiplash from a recent car accident I was in.

On my way back to Cbus I noticed I had a hard time turning my head to change lanes, that stupid pillow. So I decide I'm going to check out that ND spot on Hard that I've seen murmurings about. The doorbell thing sucks. Anyway, gal said 20 min wait, I can't do that. Especially since the door was answered with another dude coming out.

I decide to go to SAM up north and see this provider from a month or so ago, but realize quickly that I was offered L2 recently at AM around the corner from Billingsley, so I pull an audible.

Quick backstory, I went to AM about 2 months ago, gal asked if I wanted soft or hard, and I responded with soft, I hate hard massages. But the soft was just her fingers dancing my back and legs for like 10 min. OTF, mediocre handshake with some UTC shirt. Funny thing is, we just talked through the translator for the next 30 min, laughing and having a good time. Then I left.

A month ago, I made a second visit and asked for a specific MT, because of a review here. Massage was better, but average. OTF, she took out a knocker and put it in my mouth and offered L2. But the price seemed high, so I negotiated lower and she agreed, but I still stuck to L1. This gal was super cute. I was being stubborn on principle; I had the money. I regretted that later.

Backstory over, I head back over. Pulled in the back and two gals sitting outside enjoying the evening weather and playing on their phones. Sweet, not busy! I asked for the MT I had last time, but she was in fact busy, only one customer there and it was hers. Gal from the first visit told me 30 min wait for her, so no thank you. She says, "I'll take you" so I agree, even though I need more than finger dancing this time. I peg her at 30's, totally cute, slim-thick, nice natural Cs, and I want to eat cake off her plump ass.

She puts me in room and starts telling me how handsome I am and is being all flirty. This is fun and a good start. I lay face down and she starts rubbing my butt and reaches under for a little fondle right away. This time she asks soft, medium, or hard? I say medium and she proceeds to provide one the best massages I have ever received at an AMP, no shit, really good. She is playful the whole time, teasing throughout. She's rubbing against me, breathing in my ears, riding the back of my head with her crotch. Rubbing hard.

After 35 min, she wipes the oil off and flips me. She is just looking at me and tapping junior with her fingertips as if to say, "Just this or more?" At least that's how I took it. We are being playful through the translator and I just say fuck it, "I want 69. " Now, THAT she understood, no translator needed. Hahaha! There is some negotiation, but it's not annoying, it's playful. We arrive on a number, she drops her shorts, climbs up and drops her honeypot in my mouth, and proceeds to swallow junior.

Now, her shirt is still on, but who cares, I can't see her lumps anyway! But this complete and total unexpected happening has me totally turned on, so much so, that I last all of about 2 minutes. But just when I'm about to lose it, I realize she is now just jerking. I yell out suck, but as she starts to drop down, junior blasts all over her face and neck and shirt. She wheeled around looking at me with her arms open and palms out like Carrie at the prom. I said, "You supposed to suck!" She starts to giggle and shimmies up her shorts to run and grab some hot towels.

She comes back and she's giggling as she cleans me up. When she's done, I sit up thinking we're done, it's about the 50 min mark. But she looks at me sternly and says, "Lay. Massage. Massage. " So I say okay and lay back down face up. She drapes junior with a towel and proceeds to provide this phenomenal head, scalp, neck, and shoulder massage that is second to none, I mean 10 out of 10. I am melted now and nearly falling asleep.

All of a sudden she pats my head on both sides and says, "OK!" I say, "No, keep going" half kidding but it was that good. So she comes back around and gives some more squeezes for about 30 seconds. Then walks around to the side of the table and whips off the towel and grabs junior by the base and flops him back and forth. He's at about 1/3 mast, not expecting anything else tonight. She looks at me and says, "He sleep?" I say, "Yes, but.".

I reach up and start rubbing her melon OTC and she grabs my hand to put it on her nipple through the shirt, then opens her mouth, looks me in the eyes, and starts moaning with this sexy look. She moves my hand to her other lump, and she starts rubbing my nipples, never breaking eye contact. This has junior straight back up and she looks down at him, looks back at me shocked, then pumps her hand in the air inquisitively.

Before I can even muster a nod, she is pumping junior again and I start to feverishly unbutton her shirt and pull out a globe and she drops it into my mouth. I got to tell you, less than a minute this time and the second batch rockets out and hits my shoulder and the top of the table. Her mouth drops open and she grabs the translator to ask me, "How second shot so powerful?" Hahaha! I just shrug, she runs to get some more hot towels, cleans me up again, and then drops down for some kissing, no tongue!

She then helps me get dressed. I went about 5 or 10 min over, but they were dead at this point. She shuffled me out the back and I left a happy man. What a fun evening, I will def return. It actually felt like fooling around with your girlfriend in high school and you had to be quiet because her parents were in the next room. What fun!

Then I woke up, Ohio.

[Midwest Dude]

Folks, according to nurse Kelly's fb she's moving out of state to Florida. Time is running out to see her I mean I guess you wounldnt have to worry about any drama if she's moving away. Not sure if I will try and partake or not, would love to see those tits though.

She'll fit in quite well with Florida Man.

[Homelander2]

Folks, according to nurse Kelly's fb she's moving out of state to Florida. Time is running out to see her I mean I guess you wounldnt have to worry about any drama if she's moving away. Not sure if I will try and partake or not, would love to see those tits though.

[DEW1968]

There is a new girl at Scarborough that is going by Amy. Great session with her.

More info on amy and how much $.

[JayBird42]

Anyone seen her lately? I know she's a polarizing figure, but I've never had a bad time with her. She seems to continue to be very active on Facebook, but unsure if anyone has seen her recently. PM if need be.

I was going to be in her area this week so started to book, but did a look over on the always maniacal FB and backed off. Looks like some sort of heated housing fight with her son and his friends that's getting nasty, so I'm keeping my distance. Wouldn't surprise me to hear of new hidden cams to be used as blackmail on her or something crazy. As much as my little head wanted to drive, it seems too risky to me short-term.

Be safe. Let me know if you or others visit soon or have visited!

[RickMann]

RickMann's favorite honeybunny-bogus post.

LOL I have been done with AMPs for a long time except one trip to wilson.

[Mantenomo]

How do you know they were undercover? Doesn't being undercover imply that you "wouldn't" know they were LE?

RickMann's favorite honeybunny-bogus post.

[Paradigm71]

I was there the day the undercover police showed up. They were asking questions to the customers and all the girls. Made me very nervous. This was the reason that they were closed. I will not go there anymore, I will find a new place.

I see nothing credible about this post. Hard to believe you when all of your posts are basically ads for AMPs owned by the same person, from what I have seen.

[Maunger]

How do you know they were undercover? Doesn't being undercover imply that you "wouldn't" know they were LE?

I was there the day the undercover police showed up. They were asking questions to the customers and all the girls. Made me very nervous. This was the reason that they were closed. I will not go there anymore, I will find a new place.

[DrJeckyl33]

No one is going to an AMP expecting a BJ or FS, especially in this city. We're going for a massage and an he.

The guy reporting above doesn't seem interested in a message and probably dropp d 200.

[OtraVez]

Had to go back to the Asian apartment and see the new tall girl again. This time I got VIP.

I never get VIP there because others have said it's not worth it but I wanted at least an hour with her so I went with it anyways.

VERY happy I did! Started with a shower together. Then completely GFE the rest of my time no rush. She even sang to me while in the shower and drying me off. Finished CIM. By far the best experience from any of the apartment girls. That's saying alot since my current mistress is from the Moss / Billingsley / Lazelle triad. Laid on the mattress and talked via apps for like 10 minutes. She said business has been good and that she was happy. I'll see her one more time before they switch girls again.

What was the damage for VIP? From what you're saying, sounds much better than hhr.

[OtraVez]

Why do you guys even go to massage places? It's obvious that you want head or pussy so why not see a street walker or call girl? Your chances of getting neither are pretty strong and it seems that you pay a lot more. I almost certain to drop a load for 40 if I pick up a streetwalker. Why ya all go massage and often blue ball route for your prices?

No one is going to an AMP expecting a BJ or FS, especially in this city. We're going for a massage and an he.

[DrJeckyl33]

Why do you guys even go to massage places? It's obvious that you want head or pussy so why not see a street walker or call girl? Your chances of getting neither are pretty strong and it seems that you pay a lot more. I almost certain to drop a load for 40 if I pick up a streetwalker. Why ya all go massage and often blue ball route for your prices?