Massage Parlor Reports

[Yeeted]

I'll be in Downtown Seattle all week next week. Traveling from the other coast. Trying to get a finger on the pulse of good places to go near the downtown area. I'll be at a place in the area of the Convention Center. Any places worth checking out that is close by? I'd prefer not to have to travel far. Everything I'm seeing is quite a ways and the closest place is Sunshine. Or from what I see its some new place. No idea if its FS but it looks rather run down. Feel free to DM me.

[Efurufe]

From personal experience, I know Megan / Sara / Blue make good on their promises. If they said next time they will make it up to you, they really will keep their word..

I'd love to see a follow up where they give you full hour and multiple shots. Typically these promises only last until you walk out the door. I highly doubt this will happen unless you catch them on a really slow day.

No hate, but based on your limited reviews (mostly from out of state) and white knighting for this place, I have reservations about what you're saying.

[TimTheExplorer19882]

I got dressed and and waited for someone to come back. Megan came back with another condom, but I was already fully dressed and ready to leave. She was offering and begging to stay, but I said I'm sorry, but I don't feel like staying. She was very apologetic about it, but I didn't feel like doing it again.

Sure girls are pretty and great skills. Maybe I could've waited longer and it could've been better but my mood was already broken and lost interest.

Not sure if I would come back. Again, this is just me. I know lots of other mongers truly love this place.

Sorry to hear you had a bad experience here, but when these places get busy, they don't want to lose any customers, so they might make you wait a little.

This is common practice with all shops that I've been to.

You said Megan took good care of you and even offered you two shots for no extra charge, you just needed to wait a little bit.

You also said she said she was very sorry and offered to make it up to you with the 2 extra shots. I don't even get that treatment from other shops in the area, I just get rushed out when it's busy.

Being rushed out sucks, I know the feeling all too well. But sometimes you have to realize that you are not the only customer. A little patience can go a long way.

From personal experience, I know Megan / Sara / Blue make good on their promises. If they said next time they will make it up to you, they really will keep their word.

There were times when I went and it was busy, I was a little rushed, but in a following visit when they were not busy, they made it up to me and gave me an extra 15-20 minutes.

I wouldn't let one bad experience ruin your perception of this shop. Just next time pick a time when it's less busy. I have tried many many massage parlors, and few of them have a quality that can.

Compare to Tokyo Spa.

[FlyingGolfball]

Saw no car outside. Excited. Walked in. 3 naked girls came out. Rushed me to the bathroom. Then moved to the waiting room behind curtain. Another monger walks in now he is in the bathroom.

I already have my $$60 so had to stay. Regretting handing the money first. Damn it.

Megan finally finished and came, got me situated. She went for a quick shower, came back.

DFK right away, quick BBBJ, then quick 69, she said she wanted to fuck. I said no bc I will finish in minutes if we do it now. I said I like it slow.

She gets out and get the condom, more BBBJ and DT (damn she is good) but felt rushed. Cover came on, cg, and I finish in 1 minute. My fault? Maybe, but I felt she was rushing. She kept saying no rush, slow slow, but shit was rushed.

I check the clock and yes exactly 5 minutes passed.

Megan said she give two shots next time and went to get hot towel.

Sara walks in to chat more. She is also you and cute. She says two shots today. I said maybe.

They both left and was alone in the room, ASMR the mongers hammering other girls.

I got dressed and and waited for someone to come back. Megan came back with another condom, but I was already fully dressed and ready to leave. She was offering and begging to stay, but I said I'm sorry, but I don't feel like staying. She was very apologetic about it, but I didn't feel like doing it again.

This would be two bad experience out of two visits (Angela a couple of months back) and this time.

Sure girls are pretty and great skills. Maybe I could've waited longer and it could've been better but my mood was already broken and lost interest.

Not sure if I would come back. Again, this is just me. I know lots of other mongers truly love this place.

[CamelToe2000]

Thanks. It's been a long time so I don't remember exact timeframe of the busts I'm thinking of. But it was long enough ago it was before the current iteration of TNA. I just vaguely remember a bunch of people getting popped on the east side and it scaring me off the MP scene for years.

I suppose the circumstances of that old incident doesn't really matter, the questions that ultimately matter are: can LE collect plates and potentially use that against us (on a shame johns website for example) and can LE potentially use a known location for stings? And it sounds like the answer to both is potentially yes.

Not sure which Bellevue busts you mean--2012,2015, 2017 or other--but efforts by local police, conducting prostitution stings, typically include a LOT of resources. Sometimes LE sets up a new joint from scratch, sometimes takes down an established place and reopens it, and sometimes simply raids the suspected places and calls it good. No pun intended. The Streetwalker Reports thread and the Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle thread are abuzz right now with this topic. While Seattle's SOAP and SODA legislation, awaiting the mayor's signature, might not directly affect Bellevue's efforts to curb sex work, it's a useful barometer of the region's current political will.

KitWalker1967 posted this useful, 2-minute tip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwsIWRiZmqg.

In Washington State, if I exchange money for sex or if I agree to exchange money for sex, I may be arrested and charged with a misdemeanor. Check out some of the stories from mongers in the Rants thread about their arrests. Some have a higher risk tolerance than others, and some have simply been in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[UndeadHentai]

Planning to visit some family in ballard soon then going to pop out and grab a pack of smokes after enough catching up and wholesome time and was hoping to hit up a parlor nearby. Does anyone have any recommendations. I used to know ballard drunk off my ass and blind folded but its been changed and gentrified I feel like a tourist now visiting the city so any tips would be very welcome.

Otherwise I was going to hit up the club that used to be The Sands back in the day since its only a block away from where I'll be visiting. Thanks and be safe.

[Gibs789]

I was down south on business so I dropped by Good Massage before heading home. They were slow in the afternoon when I arrived so I had a chance to meet all 3 girls working there today: Jessica, Lulu, and Sky. Sky had just arrived earlier that morning from the airport and was wearing a light blue pencil tube dress that might as well have been covered with flashing neon lights and loudspeakers blaring Sousa marches it was so attention grabbing, and I, being a simple creature, immediately decided to spend time with her. To make a long story short it was an excellent choice. Everyone has their own favorite body type, and Sky's is mine: fit, slender frame, but curvy in all the right places. I suppose you'd call her all natural breasts Bs, but they were perfectly sized for the rest of her, and wonderfully soft and shapely. She was well skilled in all the essentials and seemed very much to enjoy both giving and receiving, and she had a very cute and sweet personality. Even though we finished close to the hour limit since she wasn't busy after she kept going for another 15 minutes or so with a really great massage. I'm not really into the detailed play by play thing, but I'll just leave it at saying she had what to my eye is an essentially perfect body and a really personality and set of skills to go with it. I hope they send her up to Shanghai at some point.

[Yamaha2000]

It's pretty simple; One teahouse=three girls. Three cars=full teahouse. Don't be the 4th car.

Disclaimer: In a modern free society, no one should be required to explain themselves to, or face prosecution by the Establishment in regard to personal activities, sexual or otherwise, conducted in private between consenting adults. Antiquated prohibitions thereof should be abandoned. 'Merica.

Cheers.

Sage advice DB.

I couldn't agree more about decriminalizing the trade. Just makes it safe for everyone.

[TimTheExplorer19882]

Been seeing a lot of posts about tipping so wanted to offer my perspective:

I think there is no definite rule for how much to tip, as long as you are not severely lowballing the girl. But I find that the quality of service usually directly correlates with the tip amount.

A lower tip might result in more subpar or rushed service, which from the girl's perspective kind of makes sense. If you are giving me a below average tip, why should I give you excellent service.

But the opposite is true as well. Generally, I find that a better tip leads to a better service. If I am paying more money, I should get more benefits and enjoyment!

Tipping a girl is probably similar to tipping a restaurant server. At a restaurant, some of us will tip the customary 18-20% without thinking about it. Some, maybe because one is more needy, kids made a huge mess, asked too any special requests, etc., we might give higher than customary.

Same goes with tipping girls. We might tip what we feel is customary, maybe she convinced us of a special connection, some of us might tip, "Hazard Pay", we are rougher, we are bigger in body size, or just bigger down there. Maybe we took longer.

It can be, we know this is a shitty job, and maybe some of us are fortunate enough to be in a good place in life with more disposable income, and don't mind sharing it with someone doing such a shitty job.

I know I've tipped a little extra, because the girl felt so out of my league, but her great acting convinced me we are definitely equals. Plus, sometimes the girl gives me such great service that I felt was deserving of an extra tip.

It can be any reason. But I think as long as you are not significantly lowballing, the tip can vary, and you can always do a little live negotiation with the girl inside the shop for a price that works for everyone.

[DirtBurgler]

Sally left yesterday.

I have not spotted any Karen outside when I visited. I am not sure how reliable the report was, coming from a monger with 1 report, ever. Hmmm.

DM007 (76 posts) described his Karen incident yesterday. Y2000 (33 posts) asked about it today. Was there another one from a first timer? I didn't see it.

In any case, I get your point. I'd prefer to NOT have my name in the Renton police blog-but if it was, no one at home is going to be waiting at my door with a suitcase either. Stakes are higher for some.

I'm not as suspicious of first-time posters as I am about posts that ask easy but very specific questions.

"Where is X Spa exactly?" Or "So are you getting FS for $$ or $$. 2?" Feels like evidence gathering.

I mean, you have to know that the dental office knows. They probably don't care so much about the business model, but if their patients are getting run off the road by horny deviants, they have a responsibility to save them.

It's pretty simple; One teahouse=three girls. Three cars=full teahouse. Don't be the 4th car.

Disclaimer: In a modern free society, no one should be required to explain themselves to, or face prosecution by the Establishment in regard to personal activities, sexual or otherwise, conducted in private between consenting adults. Antiquated prohibitions thereof should be abandoned. 'Merica.

Cheers.

[Hajima]

Darn. So soon! Was curious about her. I guess back to Bliss!

I appreciate the help finding the place. I was there midday earlier this week and didn't see a Karen around. Had Mindy for a 30 minute session with CBJ and CFS. She has large soft manmades and looked alright. I was greeted by a different girl that looked like she was completely made of silicone and a scar from a nose job. I didn't draw her; was intrigued. There was a spinner in a shear dress that was cleaning up in the shower before taking care of a fellow monger.

Had some fun but would straight up skip the massage at a place like this.

[Yamaha2000]

Sally left yesterday.

I have not spotted any Karen outside when I visited. I am not sure how reliable the report was, coming from a monger with 1 report, ever. Hmmm.

Darn. So soon! Was curious about her. I guess back to Bliss!

[AussieFury]

Had a drunk driver clip me on my motorbike. I'm fine but banged up with some nasty gashes. But it's been WAY too long so now that I'm walking ok it's was time for a magic massage.

Had some work in Burien today. Was headed toward Seoul to meet the latest but saw a massage sign on a building I didn't recognize. I love scoping new spots so in we go!

Spa name is Juhnlizan or whatever. Same as the granny farm in Seattle. No clue if related.

Cams outside ane locked front door with a doorbell. So far, so good.

Door opens mysteriously and I step in to meet spinner Vicky in a green dress showing lots of cleavage. Feeling optimistic.

Very cute face, dye blond hair, yoga body. Yummy.

Asks for 50 for half hour. I give her one benji because I'm not 100% confident yet. She comes back with the change.

Great massage. Playful. Great English but I can tell she's being cautious. After hot towel and flip she asks what I want. I handed her the 50 change and another benji and say "everything!" She says "only 150?" I do what I always do. Politely put my hand out to return the money, kindly apologize because it's my first time here and I don't know any better, and say "Just massage this time is ok, honey. I'll come back another day and bring more.

And then I shut up. Because history has taught us that once that money is in their hands, they will do anything they can to not give it back. Including fucking for house+150 instead of +200. The number of times the girl has handed back the money and let me leave is exactly zero. I knew today would be no different.

She said nothing but smiled and left the room with the 150. Came back I was STOKED to see under that dress. Perfect.

HJ to CBJ (boo but ENTHUSIASTIC) then climbed on top at my request. TIGHT. Bushy. Rides and smiles great. Standing mish and she gets animated with a pounding. I like the anime noises and dirty talk about how my big cock is filling her small pussy. Fun stuff.

Planned to flip her over, but standing mish got too hot and boom. Bag filled.

I told her my friends call me "Big Monkey" and that if my friends come see her they will tell her "hi" from me. She's very guarded at first so I suspect that will relax her a bit.

Bliss tried to do 250 all in and came around when customers just started putting down 200 and holding firm. Good was smart from the jump. Junezilla needs a nudge. Drop 200 andvbe prepared to politely walk.

I miss Magnolia Burien so it's nice to have another Burien FS spot. Inside was dated and sparse but clean. Vicky is here all month and I will be visiting her again. Watching small nips on full Bs bounce around is way too fun.

MATA! MAKE AMPs TWO-HUNDO AGAIN!

[FlyingGolfball]

Does anyone know how long Sally will be at Good? Anyone been there recently and seen angry Karen taking pics / vids of activity?

Sally left yesterday.

I have not spotted any Karen outside when I visited. I am not sure how reliable the report was, coming from a monger with 1 report, ever. Hmmm.

[Yamaha2000]

I did not see any Karen there but monger traffic is higher than usual. I used to enjoy slow sessions without much interruption a few months ago but now it kinda kills the mood when you have 2-3 breaks because they are all busy. I don't blame them though they are in business to make money.

From what I gather, the slowest time is during weekdays morning to afternoon. Kind of weird to walk by dentist office though.