Massage Parlor Reports

[SoulCust]

You sound like an unhappy person. [Deleted by Admin]

You sound like a chick.

A2

[JamesTChicago]

Saw her recently. Banging body. Just my type. English was mostly fine. I'd guess early 40's before guesssing late 30's. Didn't matter hot, thin body great, tight ass. A cups is the downfall. Offered FS for $2.

She didn't ask and went right for BBJ when I agreed to FS. Took me kind of by surprise. That's not my thing. I like to be safer, but when it happened it happened. I'm a horribly and sadly quick shooter, so didn't even get to FS. Still have her all she asked for. Was hoping she'd give some back. Oh well.

[JamesTChicago]

Is Michelle with that volleyball player ass still at CLC? If not, anyone else worth a visit? I like them fit. Thanks! Dm me if you'd like. I have some time coming up this week with the wife away. Any info helps. I'm leaving a review next in the CLM thread for those interested.

James.

[CharlieDaDog]

Anyone try Kelly at Grand spa? Any idea what's on her menu? Thanks.

I believe this is the same Kelly from the old Relax Spa on Cermak that had Kelly, YuYu and Mia that closed during the pandemic. She is taller thin early 40's and offers top notch service. I used to be all in $150 at Relax but not sure what she charges cause since Relax Closed I only go to SXL. But if this the same Kelly well worth a visit she offers great service.

[CharlieDaDog]

FYI Emily allowed CIP when I asked nicely. Haven't seen Kelly, how does she look?

Kelly is similar to Emily just thicker and older but amazing service.

[Sukebe3]

LOL. The OP's review seemed to be honest, don't take it so personal as if he reviewed you.

You are correct sir, after I find OF Charlie to pat him on his shoulder to tell him I feel his pain, I will immediately go into therapy so I can find better relationships!

Sara told me she only would give saran wrap handjobs to others as she said I was the only one!! I drive a Benz, it's from germany bro!

Sorry I meant BBBJ. Not BBFS.

Innocent monger:

Hi, Sara told me that you guys would grant me CIP!

Innocent monger (after returning home to read this post he made a mistake with).

S-word!

There are people calling community centers as we speak asking for massage. I was just doing everyone a favor, like Tom green I thought I saved the day. Now, I regret making him redact his statement. I'm going to go find another hobby then.

Excelsior.

[Moss734]

BBFS here is a negative, read the reviews, the girls here hate each other and what better way to stir up trouble then by ruining the other girl's reputation. She didn't like you and after she said you should have dipped. A search will tell you that. I find that to be very disrespectful of her. I only like AW, other's annoy me but I have to share the world with your tastes! Chinese have respect for each other and when I ask about another girl the response is always "I don't know. " If she said that she should go. OF is always hiring.

LOL. The OP's review seemed to be honest, don't take it so personal as if he reviewed you.

[Member #6798]

Emily does bare for $260 plus minimum house of $60 with not cum in pussy but during the bare session she will start begging you to cum down her throat and she is amazing from top to bottom.

FYI Emily allowed CIP when I asked nicely. Haven't seen Kelly, how does she look?

[ConfuciusMan]

Anyone try Kelly at Grand spa? Any idea what's on her menu? Thanks.

[Blvd222]

I saw this on Tryst: https://tryst.link/massage/all28.

Wondering is this is worth it.

[ChiBP31]

Was in town and after reading the reviews thought I would try SXL. I didn't make an appointment and when I arrived I asked about Bebe or Kelly, but both were busy.

Jenny came out to meet me and she was very attractive, so I didn't mind at all. (maybe late 20's).

Fun personality and good english, so very playful conversation.

Massage was great. Really enjoyed the everything.

Will definitely be back to see her.

[SoulCust]

BBFS here is a negative, read the reviews, the girls here hate each other and what better way to stir up trouble then by ruining the other girl's reputation. She didn't like you and after she said you should have dipped. A search will tell you that. I find that to be very disrespectful of her. I only like AW, other's annoy me but I have to share the world with your tastes! Chinese have respect for each other and when I ask about another girl the response is always "I don't know. " If she said that she should go. OF is always hiring.

Sorry I meant BBBJ. Not BBFS. And what do you mean she doesn't like me? Also the mamsan kept telling me to go with the Asian girls because I asked for BBBJ bro. But I prefer latinas.

[Sukebe3]

She told me after that if you want no condom, the Chinese girls will do it and more.

BBFS here is a negative, read the reviews, the girls here hate each other and what better way to stir up trouble then by ruining the other girl's reputation. She didn't like you and after she said you should have dipped. A search will tell you that. I find that to be very disrespectful of her. I only like AW, other's annoy me but I have to share the world with your tastes! Chinese have respect for each other and when I ask about another girl the response is always "I don't know. " If she said that she should go. OF is always hiring.

[LuvBNips]

Since no one responded and SXL is my go to Spa here is a breakdown of the top 3 girls and their services:

Emily does bare for $260 plus minimum house of $60 with not cum in pussy but during the bare session she will start begging you to cum down her throat and she is amazing from top to bottom.

Kelly does bare for $220-$269 plus minimum house of $60 and she allows cum in pussy and or down her throat.

Bebe does not do bare but she is a unicorn in the Chicago Spa scene because she offers up all 3 holes for $260 plus $60 minimum house fee. Bebe is allergic to latex condoms so bring a non latex and if you are her last appointment at 6:45 she allows you to come on her face for a slight additional tip and you can buy her panties for $25. Also after pounding her ass she likes for you to cum down her throat and is one of my all time favorite girls there. Bad news however she is back in Thailand for the next 7 weeks but when she comes back she is a must visit.

Hope this helps Pal.

I was there this week and met Jenny. Only been there a few weeks. Very young and beautiful (maybe late 20's). Does not offer the services of the other girls, but great massage and nice L1.

[Ronacin]

Finally got to try Orange. I wanted to see Sara based on Eddingers post on her. I have a thing for Colombian girls. I texted the handler, they told me to park in the back. Then walk over to the garage to be let in. Kind of weird but better than going through the front out in the open next to busy Archer. She led me to the front of the place to sit and wait for Sara to be done with another one of you mongers. While I was waiting, I asked to see the other available girls. 2 Chinese ones Yoyo and Kiki and 1 other latina Madeley. First comment I will make is the pictures for the Chinese girls is in no way even close to what they look like. Kinda plain not attractive and not as slim as the pics. Madeley on the other hand, her photos is of her. She is from Ecuador. Then I see sara walking out her client she just finished with. Then she took me back to the small massage room. I asked to get a table shower first. And I chose the the 45 min 200 option with her which is supposed to be Bbj 69 kiss table shower. She stripped butt naked right away in the room so I got to see her body. I think she is such a cutie and she is probably about 5' nice white skin petiteish body, natural b's, and a protruding soft big for her body ass. I'm the table shower, she is soaping me up and also kind of giving massage pressure at the same time. Then she rubs her titties all over your back. Did a little teasing of the boys from behind. Then soaping up my legs. Rinses me off then tells me to turn over. She soaps up my chest and then rubs her titties and body all over my front. She soaped up the boys and shaft, and rubbed her titties with my shaft in between them. But unfortunately no BBBJ like the website says. She rinsed me off then gave me a towel to dry myself while she was also drying off herself too. Went back to the massage room. I gave her a hug and tried to kiss her. But she said she doesn't do that. Told me to lay on the massage table face up. She then laid on me and kind of cuddled and tried to kiss her again. I got a couple close mouth pecks but she said she doesn't do kiss and even no BBBJ. Only covered. I was very disappointed because the handler taking the messages said she did. Then she put the jimmy on and gave not so bad oral but I hate it covered. So she lubes up and rides me from on top while I play with her nice naturals. I popped pretty fast. I was nervous and uncomfortable being in this place. If it had a normal bed it would be much better. The massage table is to small to switch things up easily. Then she cleaned me up and then gave me a paper towel with alcohol spray to wipe myself down below. She told me after that if you want no condom, the Chinese girls will do it and more. That sucks. I didn't find the Asian girls attractive at all plus I'm into Latinas. But all in all, I got to nut and spend time with such a cute attractive Colombian girl. I find her as the most attractive Latina I have seen in any of the other massage places that have Latinas. If these Latinas have the kind of service that some of these Asian girls do then they would be slammed busy and make more. Another note, the mamasan seems nice but understands very little English.

Orange Spa.

Sara (Colombian from Bogota).

Pics on website are definitely her. But IMHO she looks for sure better in person.

All natural body. No enhanced boobs or booty.

She was nice and sweet. No attitude. Her looks is totally my type.

If only she gave dfk and BBBJ I would see her over and over again.

Her last day at Orange is Saturday. She leaves to NYC on Sunday. So 2 days to catch her.

I have also been to Chicago Men's Spa with the Latinas 3 times. Let me know if you want me to review those experiences.

Good review. I'm interested on your reviews of Man's spa, what you can get there?