Massage Parlor Reports

[Big In Japan]

I won't pretend to speak for BIJ, but I can say that, as for most Senior Members, you (all) should have the ability to EDIT your posts for 60 minutes following initial submission. The quirk about doing so is that, upon SAVING your EDITed post, the default "grammar rules" don't get applied, so the site editor doesn't "help" you out with what it thinks are helpful and clarifying corrections to your sloppy spelling.
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then you simply type up your post, submit it, and immediately click the EDIT POST button and un-Fix the helpful "Fixes" as applied by the site editor.

The jig is up. Yes, I edit my posts to change the "why" to "y".

[KidBuuu72]

So I haven't been down in a couple of years, and I was reading and saw that the previous main spots got shut down. I was wondering if Blue Ocean is still around, and if not is there another spa that is specifically Latina girls.

[Member #6799]

FYI: Contacted spa number Wednesday and they replied "sorry won't open until Saturday" pushed back a few days as original opening was supposed to be Wednesday.

[Dick Jackman]

I won't pretend to speak for BIJ, but I can say that, as for most Senior Members, you (all) should have the ability to EDIT your posts for 60 minutes following initial submission. The quirk about doing so is that, upon SAVING your EDITed post, the default "grammar rules" don't get applied, so the site editor doesn't "help" you out with what it thinks are helpful and clarifying corrections to your sloppy spelling.

Those helpful site editor "corrections" include things like changing your 'shorthand' abbreviations to full words... for example, it thinks you're using shorthand for the word WHY when you type a single letter Y, and it thinks you actually mean the word YOU when you type the single letter U, and it thinks you really wanted to say AND when you type the single letter N (like when you want to say "N Ave" instead of typing our "North Avenue"), and, finally, it thinks your keyboard stuck when you type an ellipsis ... so it gets changed to a single period. There are a few other random punctuation sequences that will automatically get changed/fixed, but those are less common and seldom produce the same confusion.

So, when you submit a post with any of those (assumed) "errors", the helpful site editor "fixes" them for you! However, when you EDIT your own post and change those "fixes" back to what you actually intended, the helpful site editor will NOT apply those same fixes. I don't know if that function is simply not operational in EDIT mode, or if the site editor is programmed to assume you actually know what you want to type when you're in EDIT mode. In any case, that's how it works today.

If you want to have a sentence appear as follows:

"Y'all went to M & Y Spa because U-Massage was closed." (or something with any of that spelling)

... instead of this:

"why'all went to M & why Spa because you-Massage was closed."

... then you simply type up your post, submit it, and immediately click the EDIT POST button and un-Fix the helpful "Fixes" as applied by the site editor.

Thanks for the helpful posting and editing info. I tried making changes after clicking the Preview Report button but the changes didn't take. I didn't realize you could edit your post after submitting it. Good to know.

[AznWenis]

Stopped by spring earlier in the week saw summer again. Good but a little rushed. Later in the week stopped by green tea or m&why thinking Mina was there but she's off. Saw Kelly. She remembered me from a few months back. She has some of the nicest real tits around. Most of the other girls are man made. Nice and firm which is a rarity. Saw rose on the way out, says she will leave by this weekend. Will prob try her out before she goes. Overall a good time as usual. Talent is getting a bit stale. Still have a while before a new rotation. Summer told me less girls working now or just staying away from FL till they fully test the waters with the new law.

[Dr Willy]

You seem to be the only hobbyist whose M & why posts don't post as M & Why. You get the M & letter why while the rest of us get M & Why. Is there something special that you do to achieve this result?

I won't pretend to speak for BIJ, but I can say that, as for most Senior Members, you (all) should have the ability to EDIT your posts for 60 minutes following initial submission. The quirk about doing so is that, upon SAVING your EDITed post, the default "grammar rules" don't get applied, so the site editor doesn't "help" you out with what it thinks are helpful and clarifying corrections to your sloppy spelling.

Those helpful site editor "corrections" include things like changing your 'shorthand' abbreviations to full words... for example, it thinks you're using shorthand for the word WHY when you type a single letter Y, and it thinks you actually mean the word YOU when you type the single letter U, and it thinks you really wanted to say AND when you type the single letter N (like when you want to say "N Ave" instead of typing our "North Avenue"), and, finally, it thinks your keyboard stuck when you type an ellipsis ... so it gets changed to a single period. There are a few other random punctuation sequences that will automatically get changed/fixed, but those are less common and seldom produce the same confusion.

So, when you submit a post with any of those (assumed) "errors", the helpful site editor "fixes" them for you! However, when you EDIT your own post and change those "fixes" back to what you actually intended, the helpful site editor will NOT apply those same fixes. I don't know if that function is simply not operational in EDIT mode, or if the site editor is programmed to assume you actually know what you want to type when you're in EDIT mode. In any case, that's how it works today.

If you want to have a sentence appear as follows:

"Y'all went to M & Y Spa because U-Massage was closed." (or something with any of that spelling)

... instead of this:

"why'all went to M & why Spa because you-Massage was closed."

... then you simply type up your post, submit it, and immediately click the EDIT POST button and un-Fix the helpful "Fixes" as applied by the site editor.

[Dick Jackman]

The original name of the spa was M & Y. It is now called Green Tea. It changed names at the beginning of the month.

You seem to be the only hobbyist whose M & why posts don't post as M & Why. You get the M & letter why while the rest of us get M & Why. Is there something special that you do to achieve this result? I thought it might be because you increased the spacing between the characters and I tried doing that in a recent M & why review but I still got the dreaded M & Why. Not a big deal but helpful for those of us who want to post reviews as grammatically correct as we can.

Even with the recent name change to Green Tea, reviews will still contain such phrases as "formerly known as M & why" for a period of time.

[Big In Japan]

Follow the Orlando page closely, along with other key Florida sites. How did Green Tea, come to be know as M&Why?

Thank you,

H19.

The original name of the spa was M & Y. It is now called Green Tea. It changed names at the beginning of the month.

[Hentai19]

Others have written very detailed accounts of their experiences here, and I agree it is one great place. I won't repeat everything, but I had similar to recent reports. I came to Orlando on a business trip and made my way there as soon as I left the airport. I was pleased that I was the only one there (Wednesday at 4 pm). I was with Kelly, but during the TS Mina came in and wanted to join us in the fun (for a Benjamin, of course). I had never been with 2 women at the same time, so I decided to splurge. Lots of LFK, TUMA, DATY, BBJ and switching positions. Really one of the highlights to my mongering. Highly recommended! They take care of you, and give a lot of positive energy and words.

I had hoped to visit Milk or A2 to find that both out of service. But M&why lived up to my expectations for those places.

Follow the Orlando page closely, along with other key Florida sites. How did Green Tea, come to be know as M&Why?

Thank you,

H19.

[Romeo69]

With A2 AND Gardenia closed, I was staying in Maitland for work and saw a review about this place. It was 10 minutes away so I said why not. To each their own but I saw Emma and to me she was not as attractive as described. I thought maybe her skills would impress me as been reported before. It was lackluster at best. TS was rushed, No TUMA. To be honest the best part of this adventure was the actual massage.

Don't think I'll be repeating.

Stay Safe!

[Bitter Melon]

Haven't been among the scene since the days of MM, NDS and King. With all of these new places, does each one require you to sign-in to be compliant with the bill that's passed earlier this summer?

[RickRockClt]

Others have written very detailed accounts of their experiences here, and I agree it is one great place. I won't repeat everything, but I had similar to recent reports. I came to Orlando on a business trip and made my way there as soon as I left the airport. I was pleased that I was the only one there (Wednesday at 4 pm). I was with Kelly, but during the TS Mina came in and wanted to join us in the fun (for a Benjamin, of course). I had never been with 2 women at the same time, so I decided to splurge. Lots of LFK, TUMA, DATY, BBJ and switching positions. Really one of the highlights to my mongering. Highly recommended! They take care of you, and give a lot of positive energy and words.

I had hoped to visit Milk or A2 to find that both out of service. But M&why lived up to my expectations for those places.

[Punkox]

Looking for a great massage from an attractive lady. I am not primarily interested in extras but more of a great deep tissue massage to help with post sports recovery. 1 hour sessions and back walking are a plus and of course super hygiene. If anyone has some great recommendations I'd love to try them. Thanks.

[BooBoo24]

Part 1 - My last two days in Wonderland, popped into Missly and was greeted by a new girl, Emma. Oh, where did you come from? Beautiful gal, total hottie with nice big natural pontoons and a nice little plump ass in a sailor outfit. I think I'm an anomaly, I like little boobs, but I can appreciate a nice set of cans, especially when they lay like Emma's.

She wants to head to the shower, and I'm down today because it was really hot and I had just helped my family move a boat. The shower was fun, we splash around and she provides all of the Orlando accoutrements. Then Lucy pops in to make a visit as she always does and makes out with me a little, even threw in a little BBBJ fully clothed. Whew! It was as playful and fun as always and Emma starts to lead me back to the room. Then Lucy shouts something in Mandarin at Emma, which I can only assume is, "Walk him like this!" Because she came over and elephant walked me toward the hallway where she passed the baton over to Emma who continued the rest of the way, hahahaha!

We got in the room and played some music, Emma leans in for a little LFK, then dropped to junior for a very superior BBBJ. I mean really slow and wet, really sexy, and I'm really having all of it. It's about a 10 min tongue lashing and I have to stop her as I'm getting close. I lay her back to relax for some DATO. Then I dove in for some really long, really hot DATY. I mean, she starts really flowing hot juices and her body liquefied onto the table. So, I stayed down there for like 30 min. When I first went down, one of you pinged. When you left after your hhr, I was still down there. Hahaha! What can I say, I was hungry. She was moaning wildly. She even yelled off Lucy when another monger showed up. I offered to finish up and she said, "No!" She had a lot of leg quivering, really fast shivers in her thighs and she'd shoot hot wetness in my mouth, I loved it. I popped up and she looked exhausted, she just laid back out of breath.

Then she rolled over to inhale junior some more, got him up, and then a whirlwind of fun with a 69 finish where she jerked me until I shot on her face. We ran to the shower for a cleanup and started joking and laughing so Lucy came running in to make sure she wasn't missing something fun. Summer appears from the back laundry room in her hot little black and white dress and runs over to give me a smooch and turns to rub her ass on my crotch. Dayum!

Emma and I go back to the room and Lucy follows us in and lays down on her back, lifts her dress and says, "One more?" Her sexy side eye and lifted dress exposing her sexy white panties had me considering it. She pulled them aside and I went down for a little snack, but I'm rather spent and I got to roll. Lucy walked me to the front door where I never want to leave. But they won't let me move in, I ask every time. Hahahaha! Quick smooch and I'm out. What a fun house with a trio of hotties!

Part 2 – I had to go back one more time the next day, it's my last before heading home. Emma comes in and we get naked, we start to fondle and Lucy pops in. She walks over to me and performs this little striptease down to her black bra and panties. Jesus, fuck, I'm rock hard now. She notices this and drops down to swallow my dick and I'm frozen just watching while leaning against the table. Emma climbs onto the table to kneel behind me and starts rubbing my chest from behind while watching Lucy over my shoulder. They are talking in Mandarin, it was like a training session, meanwhile I'm trying not to lose my load in Lucy's mouth. I sat up straight and sucked in a breath, trying to hold it, and she senses I'm close. She looks up all sexy and says, "You want to cum in my mouth?" I mustered a nod even though my jaw was on the floor I think, and right then, Emma yelled something at her in Mandarin and jumped off the table.

Lucy popped up, grabbed her dress off the floor, and started to leave. I'm like, "What? What did she say, what did she just say? And Lucy says, "She said she wants you to eat her, she likes it when you do. " And she breezed out the door. Goddammit Lucy, you tease! Hahaha!

Emma then drops for a really amazing BBBJ to take over. She is magic with her tongue, darting it all around the tip and then swallowing junior softly. Whoa. She pops up and lays back for DATY eagerly. Right before she did, she grabbed a pillow and dropped it down for my knees, that was sweet of her. I dine, and she responds by completely gushing. There is something she really likes, and if you figure it out the bottom half of your face will be dripping. I got some good body shudders today and quick pops, the ones that can't be faked. After about 20, she sat up and said your turn.

She swallows junior again and he responds by turning into a tower, we start with some DS and I like her little butt view here. She drops a foot to the floor and puts a knee on the table, then sits on her elbows and starts breathing heavily, looks like she likes! I go for a good 5 or 6 min, but I want CG.

I lay down and she jumped aboard, but I don't think she expected to have some fun here. She realizes I'm rock solid and starts to really get into it. "Yes, oh god yes," then she stops and says okay. Big pause. She puts her hair back into a ponytail so she can drop down for some sloppy DFK and body to body fucking, I love it. Where did that hair tie come from? Haha. After about 3 min of sucking face, she sits up and starts grinding hard and her body quivers again as she is cumming and looking at me amazed. You have to experience this ride with the view of her knockers, it's fun.

She jumps up and wants a 69 finish, which I'm totally down for as we're running out of time. She climbs aboard and drops her pussy into my mouth and starts jamming her mouth on junior, we get that vigorous sync going and shortly after I blow a huge load in her throat.

We go to the shower for a quick rinse and I go back and get dressed, Emma had to prepare for the next guest who just pinged. Lucy gives me kisses all the way to the door as she escorts me out, so I gave her my sunglasses. Least I could do, since she wore them while she was sucking my dick. I'm out!

[Wes515]

It's located in Oakridge for those who don't already know. I got there in the late afternoon after work. It was right before the rush. I meet Mina at the door. She let me in right away and led me to a room. I had requested to see Kelly for an hr. She came in right away with a nice black dress. She took the donation and gave a nice DFK. I disrobed and waited on the bed. She came back and asked if I wanted to table shower. I went into the shower and she did a thorough job of washing and sliding on both the front and the back. She then started bbj in the shower and then washed off all the soap. She started massaging me in the shower. We dried up and went to back to the room. More massaging and then bbj. The cover went on and we did missionary and doggy for a bit. Blew in the cover. Then she did a pretty thorough massage for the rest of the time with oil and then she washed it off me and I was on my way. Note to mongers the place does not have an ATM so you have to have your cash on hand.