Off-topic Reports

[FunBoy545]

So heading out of town for the holiday last week to AZ, I got to see Camp Kandi again. One of my harem, I picked her up off mojo a million years ago, I don't know if she still posts but I would think she does.

Kandi is 40's - 5'0-5'2 - slightly plump, long haired*reddish / brunette hair, corn fed big titties, former biker who lives way out in a luxury RV park in South Henderson. The date was easy, I knew the way now and she just buzzed me in when I arrived. *Kandi is still cute enough but lost a front tooth. Big tarantula eyelashes with nice make up, she greeted me barefoot in black yoga pants and a black leather bikini top. Stepping up into her RV, her tits almost hit me in face bending over to open the door for me. Kandi seemed caffeinated and said over and over how she got excited when*I reached*out to her, how good looking I was and that she already "Started without me" while I was on the way. We disinfected, 420 ed and chatted about her new tats, her being robbed and subsequently becoming 2 A and her dental problems. Kandi slowed down a little, mellowed out and seemed to zone out several times. I finally asked "Are we doing the blindfold thing again". She replied that she lost it but had a suitable replacement as we made our way into her bedroom. The power of the blindfold is great. Vulnerability, surprise and submission of the partner is exhilarating. Voluntarily blinded I held Kandi's hands high above her head and started kissing, licking and biting her neck making her squeal. Licking down her neck and chest I unleashed her utters. They were delightful to suckle as her nips are large and super sensitive. Kandi has let her garden grow. She now has a nicely manicured, longer haired Bush. I mentioned the new "tuffet " while I had my*hand buried in it and she giggled. I fondled and pinched her lips, she was a perfect slave and now kept her surrender willingly leaving her hands unbound above her head. I spun her around pushing her onto the bed and told her "Face Down Ass Up" and " Get your hands back here and spreadem' " She complied. Her new "Dew" was on full display and she now had sideburns that ran down the sides of her rose leading to her little brown exit. I sat back at this point, lit a cigar and told her "Entertain Me". Within a few moments Kandi was gleamingly wet and fingering. Self lubing my middle finger I slid*it into her hairy little brown hole completely and* it made her lose her mind. I had thoughts of doing a "Clinton" on her but she was entertaining, energetic and thoroughly self-exploited already. Kandi's oral skills are legendary and its obvious that she has been face fuxed by the best thousands of times. Holding her hair and head pumping away Kandi sucked like a shop vac. I could have blown several times especially when she was on her back in 69 getting gagged and milking me but there was NO WAY I wasn't going to destroy her holes again. I got her airtight and she started screaming so loud I thought her other RV neighbors would think I was killing her. Not being able to contain myself I raw dogged her. Teasing her with rapid head intrusions into each of her opportunities in Missionary she got out of control. I eventually dove fingers into the alternative donut hole while penial piercing and with a clinched fist in her azz the penetration pressure maximized. Kandi is a good girl, she never said No or Stop but dried up several times. Thank god for spit. *I went ATM with her on top in 69 for her reward of my goo. Violently violating almost everyone of her entries simultaneously I dove my enraged engorgement ball's deep telling her " Swallow *****". The flow of my lava load was welcomed by her, her milking was emptying and complete. Removing my now limp member and flipping her on her back I told her " Stay there" and "don't move". Bringing her some water I held her head while she slurped it, I was already dressed and she was still as I left her- naked and cum filled. I reiterated my demands for her to stay still and not move, gently I kissed her and said goodbye leaving her. $2. For the fun*+50 the enthusiasm unfortunately she is way WAY out in the desert.

Sounds great but if I recall this is the 2nd time posting a story about her, with no contact info. Last time you said she was on LC but I've been through it and not found her. Guessing she doesn't post anymore or is a mirage that only you can see. Don't really blame you, not sure I would want to share everyone conquest but somewhat useless to just tell a story with no pic or ads to make it legit.

[Admin2]

I know this is a fake review but for consistency how much did it set you back?

This asshole had like 100 users that he was putting up fake users, the one who responded and said it was real was another of his fake users.

When you call them out they have to respond. The best way to get rid of them is take the profit away. I work every day, when you see a fake review like this please just report the post so I can delete it and the account as quickly as possible.

To the people doing it, I can't stop you but I sure as fuck can make the return not worth the investment.

A2

[Brooklyn805]

Thanks for confirming your fake, made up review. No one spends 440 for a massage parlor fuck session. No one.

Or you're the dumbest monger on the planet.

[DCGrind]

Thanks for confirming your fake, made up review. No one spends 440 for a massage parlor fuck session. No one.

Fake? Dude what do think happened? I went in for help on my taxes LOL. You drop green and they dropped panties. It's not that crazy. Anyways I dropped 380 tip and 60 HF.

[The Shanahan]

First off let me say I'm no stud or rich or have crazy fetishes. I love the hobby and usually will get the quick rub and booty call but tonight I had a rare winning night at MGM and thought I had 2 options. 1. Pay my car payment that is 3 days past due or 2. Go bonkers on some Asian kitty. Hit Viva on W Flamingo Rd. Taken to room first. I disrobe and lay down face down. A girl named Fendi comes in and offer TS. I know the routine so I say yes and go to the room. She cleans all the dirty spots and flips and give a nice Titty job before going back to the room.

Immediately begins gentle rubbing of my back and shoulders. She had some soft ass hands. After 10 minutes of the standard massage she begins to tease my ass and after a few passes she rubs the package. This teasing goes on for a few minutes at best until she reaches down and grabs a handful of manhood. At this point I'm already worked up from the sensual teasing. She asks me to flip over and once I did she motions HJ or FS. I motioned FS as I'm playing with her nipples and nice C size breasts. She had them girls out and ready for me without even needed to ask. She negotiates price and said for double I could have two girls. Dude you can't asks guy that while giving him a handy. My pole did all the talking, what could I do. She leaves the room for a second and returns with another lady Monica. She's petite and all immediately pulls out her tits for me. With a condom in place they both go down and begin to give me a nice BJ. I slid my fingers inside Monica and rubbed the ass of Fendi. Put Fendi on all fours and had at her first. Gave some nice solid pounding. I wanted to save some for Monica because she had bigger tits and I wanted her to a ride me. I change covers and she got on top. Fendi fed me her melons while Monica rode me. I was shooting my load as I couldn't hold it back. Sometimes you have to live a little.

I know this is a fake review but for consistency how much did it set you back?

[The Shanahan]

Just came from there, had a 3 some with Angela and Apple. They took turns licking my ass and sucking my dick LOL. Great service they gave, will be back in a few days to see them.

I know this is a fake review, but for the sake of consistency how much did it set you back?

[The Shanahan]

Dude this Lift driver was the hook up. I asked to go to a strip club and he said he knew the spot on Pawnee dr to get great ass while spending way less and we wasn't lying. Met Sara at door and she was smokin hot. English was fine but I was thinking about what was going to go in her mouth not coming out it LOL. Sara gave me a light back rub and then teased me while I was laying on the table. She rode me for a while, then stopped to grind on me. Then she rode really hard until she got tired. It was just to get me excited, I don't know. Did Doggie for a while. She let me do some hair pulling and that sent me over the top. After she massaged me again for about 15 minutes and gave me a hug before I left. Then another Lift home.

How much did it set you back?

[The Shanahan]

Went to Aloha kitchen yesterday to grab a quick lunch on Sahara and Decatur, then saw a Asian massage upstairs, so I decided to go up first then eat later. Opened the door, a beautiful tall girl greeted me. She lead me to the room took off my clothes and cleaned me up with a warm towel. Massage was excellent from head to toe she took her time and got all the knots. On the flip after about 20 minutes of massage she took off her top and asked what I wanted to do with her, she had very nice MM tits after wiping me down she give them a really good BBBJ with lots of ball sucking. I told her I wanted to fuck, she grabbed a condom and got on top. After a while on top I asked her to bend over and fucked her doggy. She has a really nice ass for an Asian girl, came in the bag and went to lunch.

How much did it set you back?

[Pixbyin]

Thanks for a opinion from someone who doesn't really pay attention to the topic but still feels the need to share.

I forgot you're the only one who gets to voice opinions.

You seem extremely hateful. Sounds exhausting. I hope life gets better for you dude. Good luck.

[Joesun1]

I don't really pay attention to football, but there sure is a lot of crying in this post about football.

I know lots of raiders fans they're cool as shit. You generalize a lot. Did some Raiders fan steal a girl from you or something? Seems excessively personal, lmao.

Think something happened in Oakland Cali? He must of had a long streak of loser teams because he downs the Oakland A's as well, me personally I can't wait until they get here plus the high speed rail and a basketball team that's coming OMG Vegas is going to move up to a top 10 city IMHO!

[Crush1238]

I don't really pay attention to football, but there sure is a lot of crying in this post about football.

I know lots of raiders fans they're cool as shit. You generalize a lot. Did some Raiders fan steal a girl from you or something? Seems excessively personal, lmao.

Thanks for a opinion from someone who doesn't really pay attention to the topic but still feels the need to share.

[Pixbyin]

There is endless video of Raider fans fighting with children, women and sucker punching San Diego football fans after the football game Sunday.

The Raiders bring out the lowest NFL scum. They are historically the worst NFL team both in organization and field play.

They have ripped off and brought down the "Class" of the entire community of Las Vegas.

The Raiders and their fans have proven to be a bunch of crybabies and sore losers.

So have some class and act like a adult if your going to support losers.

I don't really pay attention to football, but there sure is a lot of crying in this post about football.

I know lots of raiders fans they're cool as shit. You generalize a lot. Did some Raiders fan steal a girl from you or something? Seems excessively personal, lmao.

[PointDexterJr]

Not disagreeing with the comment about the fans ect.

But,

How did the raiders beat the Ravens?

THey do look better than last year!

There is endless video of Raider fans fighting with children, women and sucker punching San Diego football fans after the football game Sunday.

The Raiders bring out the lowest NFL scum. They are historically the worst NFL team both in organization and field play.

They have ripped off and brought down the "Class" of the entire community of Las Vegas.

The Raiders and their fans have proven to be a bunch of crybabies and sore losers.

So have some class and act like a adult if your going to support losers.

[Crush1238]

There is endless video of Raider fans fighting with children, women and sucker punching San Diego football fans after the football game Sunday.

The Raiders bring out the lowest NFL scum. They are historically the worst NFL team both in organization and field play.

They have ripped off and brought down the "Class" of the entire community of Las Vegas.

The Raiders and their fans have proven to be a bunch of crybabies and sore losers.

So have some class and act like a adult if your going to support losers.

[Gopher0254]

Curious what secong phone number app folks use? Using phoner right now, but never know if the text just goes to their spam or never sent or they just haven't replied.

Google Voice.

Easy, free, sms, mms all work normally. When you delete a message it warns you that it's being deleted "permanently". Hopefully that's true, but it's google. I like it because I hate texting on a phone. Go to the GV web page and I can type on a regular keyboard and screen.