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[Satch Boogie]

After spending some time away from our fair city of prudence, it is increasingly curious why stiff-crotched uncle LEO puts so much effort into trying to deny the hard working gents of a basic tenet in the Declaration of Independence "... the pursuit of happiness". Men have been pursuing pussy much longer than ill-directed efforts of preventing it, and we'll continue to do so long after millions in wasted tax $ have gone south. Ah, there is hope!

A 90 minute drive to the southeast, into a region where men seem to be a bit more reasonable, can bear delicious fruit. If Asian pussy is a staple of your menu, there are a couple of very, very fine selections on the menu in the Tampa/St. Pete area, for the same cost of a skanky ho here. Not wanting to make life too easy for our crotchedy uncle, I won't go into detail, except to say the recent leads on TER for Asian pussy 90 minutes southeast are accurate and rewarding. Jade is tantalizingly delicious (and young), a thai-american beauty, and Jasmine, another Asian-american will cure what ails you. The drive back leaves me wondering WTF is going on in Orlando, but that's a problem to big for this small mind to ponder. In the meantime, I know where I'll continue enoying my pussy.

Enjoy,
Guy

Yes there are a couple of cute asian girls over here in Tampa. But I miss Orlando. I have lived in Tampa for 2 months now and the scene is dead. No Providers visit here. MC sends 2 -4 girls a week to Orlando but none to Tampa. Lots of visiting girls to Orlando on the E Site. None come here.

And no SW scene at all over here. Tampa is well known for Strip Club extras but that ended at most places years ago and with the Super Bowl here in in 4 1/2 months Tampa's finest is cracking down extra hard.

SB

[Guy Nuoir]

After spending some time away from our fair city of prudence, it is increasingly curious why stiff-crotched uncle LEO puts so much effort into trying to deny the hard working gents of a basic tenet in the Declaration of Independence "... the pursuit of happiness". Men have been pursuing pussy much longer than ill-directed efforts of preventing it, and we'll continue to do so long after millions in wasted tax $ have gone south. Ah, there is hope!

A 90 minute drive to the southwest, into a region where men seem to be a bit more reasonable, can bear delicious fruit. If Asian pussy is a staple of your menu, there are a couple of very, very fine selections on the menu in the Tampa/St. Pete area, for the same cost of a skanky ho here. Not wanting to make life too easy for our crotchedy uncle, I won't go into detail, except to say the recent leads on TER for Asian pussy 90 minutes southwest are accurate and rewarding. Jade is tantalizingly delicious (and young), a thai-american beauty, and Jasmine, another Asian-american will cure what ails you. The drive back leaves me wondering WTF is going on in Orlando, but that's a problem to big for this small mind to ponder. In the meantime, I know where I'll continue enoying my pussy.

Enjoy,
Guy

[Auntie Annie]

I can vouch that she is excellent. I saw her once a few months back on very short notice and she could not have been more accomodating. Such a tight package, and very pretty face.

Did I notice her in some pictures recently that she may be pregnant? I may be mistaken, so no need to raise the red flag, but I thought I saw her on a CL board looking preggo.

[Orange Knight]

I had the pleasure of spending some quality time with Chocolate Kelly today and
am pleased to report that she is as charming and energetic as ever. She is a
deserved favorite on this board and her excellent reviews are accurate.

Kelly recently returned to Orlando and, hopefully, she will stay for a while.

[Dj Nstee69]

I just got a message this morning that our own Ebony BBW "Caramel Delight" may be moving this week out of state if things don't turnaround for her soon.

I personally have seen "Caramel Delight" for some time and it would sure be a damn shame that a true genuine GFE would leave our area after all the great times she has given us in the Central Florida area.

It just drives me crazy that there will be women out there cheating guys from their hard earned money for some limp-lay that didn't have a spark of life that you could piss on !

To all the loyal fans of "Caramel Delight" see her this week while you still can !

http://carameldelight.escortdiva.com/

[Davidasher1976]

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[Sweetnsassy32]

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[Member #4558]

Has anyone here had any experiences with Mimi Mynx? You can PM if you would rather.

Thanks.

[NobodyYouKnow]

If I showed any anger or resentment it was towards this provider who rips you guys off.

Your headline sounded a bit harsh, but I also new what you meant. No harm, no foul.

[NobodyYouKnow]

I have had several men blatantly ask me this week does my donation include sex. I can put on a ad- no texts and no explicit questions and they will still text me and text me a explicit questions. This is absolutely the quickest way to scare me and make me freeze up. When a date shows up and asks you in person those same things I go immediately into defense mode

I'm not sure what the proper answer is for the text messages, perhaps your cell provider can turn them off? but you shouldn't freeze up or go defensive. You should tell them that the conversation is over, and that they shouldn't call again. If they do it in person, then you should cancel the appointment and they need to leave.

IMO, of course, but I don't see any of that as being unreasonable.

[Sexybldbbwfl]

And I respect you also. All is good.

[VerySlowly]

Thank you for covering that. I think that was a great post. Most ladies will answer those questions on their site or in their reviews. We all are on the same team and need to stay safe.

Debbie

Even though girls say it over and over apparently even experienced guys don't understand the legal ramifications of the spoken word.
You are a most interesting and intelligent woman and you get the game and even though we have had our differences in the past, I have the ultimate respect for you.---VS

[VerySlowly]

I know some gentlemen might have thought my reference of displeasure was towards them in my last post.A very nice gentlemen brought this to my attention. It was far from targeting you, who offer me so much pleasure. If I showed any anger or resentment it was towards this provider who rips you guys off.

I'm new here and want to start off on a very friendly note since thats the kind of lady I am. Please gentlemen, I promise I don't bite. Now I know how a nice girl takes a good licking when it is deserved. Choose your weapon well !

Kisses Haley

You sound like a fun person I like your sense of humor--are you sure you don't bite? Maybe just some tiny little nibbles, they are so erotically painful when done in the right spots LOL---VS

[Darkpassenger]

And if the guys are too stupid to get that, then let them pound sand, and whine about how this one and that one are "a rip off", which they will - when they simply blew it when they made the Lady uncomfy.

The distance between the service rendered and any hypothetical monetary contribution for that service is the safety margin for both client and provider - the more the distance, the safer both are.

This goes both ways; either party who appears to want to close that distance, should send up a red-alert to other party.

We ARE all on the same team as Debbie says; so let's work with each other - read the reviews guys, and really read the websites, see what that Lady needs to be comfy, and to keep you both safe.

Thank you for covering that. I think that was a great post. Most ladies will answer those questions on their site or in their reviews. We all are on the same team and need to stay safe.

Debbie

[Sexybldbbwfl]

Thank you for covering that. I think that was a great post. Most ladies will answer those questions on their site or in their reviews. We all are on the same team and need to stay safe.

Debbie