Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Emma is a cute, but larger up top and all around than the other two at the house. Joanna (SpaCastle, speaks Japanese well) is here, says Culver will close soon and this location will work better for them. I guess they took the advice of many to not have such huge signage, now only three red-lanterns, LOL.

I agree with all of this. Emma is pleasantly plump, but I will return for the flat doggie experience against that generous ass.

Now I am thinking that Sky is Joanna (rebrand LOL), maybe? Although Joanna had a better pussy?

And fully agree that the place with the lanterns is perfect. A small family place, good food, everyone minds his business. It's perfect. They got an old fashioned toilet you know, the box and the chain thing. We might be able to tape a dildo behind it.

[Slicer4]

Anyone know anything about Emma or the other girls at Red Lantern? I am intrigued by this report. I texted them and they said all girls are 21-26 but I'll believe that when I see it. TIA.

Emma is a cute, but larger up top and all around than the other two at the house. Joanna (SpaCastle, speaks Japanese well) is here, says Culver will close soon and this location will work better for them. I guess they took the advice of many to not have such huge signage, now only three red-lanterns, LOL.

[PriscillaM]

I guess I should say I've done some research and narrowed it down slightly to:

- Wharf- seems like the staple here but their attitude when I called was a bit of a turn off.

- Goldfinger- same as above.

- Season- felt a bit better about this place.

Some rules:

All the places on Pico are for shit.

Wharf is hit or miss.

Goldfinger is totally sub rosa and there is no intel. It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Red lantern and spa pandemic are the ultimate power in the universe. All of the other places on the westside and the ability to destroy a planet are insignificant next to the power of the ridiculous head being given at these places.

[King Kon]

I mostly visit Latinas and generally get good experiences, maybe I have an advantage since I'm Latino and speak Spanish, but idk.

For my visits, I just go with the flow, talk with them briefly, am respectful, and ask their permission before any sexual action. My sessions are enjoyable.

If you visit a LMP and demand the lady to eat your asshole and do a spinning BBBJ, you're not going to have a good time loll.

Also, Latina MILFs are where it's at, don't go for the young inexperienced rookies.

I too have had a couple great experiences with Latinas, but far majority have been underwhelming for me. I also had intel going in that they'd be good. I had to travel to SD to get that service though.

I'd love to know where you get your service, who you'd recommend, and how much they upcharge to record videos of your sessions.

Thank you!

[Encino Chad]

Why is it that outside of one Latina, all other latinas in MPs I've seen have either GPS and try to upcharge $$+ or have stupid rules like only one position? The attitude they give when you won't play their games makes the whole thing not worth the trouble.

I mostly visit Latinas and generally get good experiences, maybe I have an advantage since I'm Latino and speak Spanish, but idk.

For my visits, I just go with the flow, talk with them briefly, am respectful, and ask their permission before any sexual action. My sessions are enjoyable.

If you visit a LMP and demand the lady to eat your asshole and do a spinning BBBJ, you're not going to have a good time loll.

Also, Latina MILFs are where it's at, don't go for the young inexperienced rookies.

[PriscillaM]

Saturday started like any other day.

A large shipment of tilapia had to be unloaded and my pipes had to be cleaned.

It had been two to three weeks since I hit spa castle and got a truly viremic case of COVID I had loaded up on zinc, ivermectin, vaccines including polio, elderberry and Panda Express (to stress test my immunity).

I text over to the nerve center and get a report of three girls being available at the castle namely Ella Claire and Lisa. That report is then followed up by this statement.

"are you coming to the new store to take a look send you a new store" to which I respond. Where.

I was then given an address to a single family residence in Culver Shitty called Red Lantern apparently there are three red lanterns hanging at the door.

The fee was the same as spa polio and working at the joint are Sky Emma and Kitty I figured I would take one for the team. I get there and there is a post on this board about some no op not being able to find parking in the area. I, and any other sentient being, had no such problem. I parked in front of the Lutheran Church and walked up to the door.

It would appear that this place was recently sold and has changed hands or is still being escrowed. There is still a brokers lock box on the front door. I knock on the front door and the door is opened by a four foot 11 age unknown slightly off color Asian woman named Sky. Sky uses the word baby kind of like a Facebook planning committee uses the word like and you know what I mean.

The whole baby thing is a little annoying. Sky is short in decent shape and if she were on Sawtelle they would have to build an Expo line stop on Sawtelle for all the mongers who would go gaga googoo boner appetite over her.

In other words she is a hot young Asian 9. 5 and in real life she is about a 5. 5 maybe since I'm such a nice guy I would give her a six. She is definitely worth being in bed with, and perhaps a shower.

And if you are a slave to Asian Poon you will be as happy as a man dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians.

She tells me it is 70 an hour or 50 for 1/2 am. I offer 70 the setup here is truly amazing it is a single family home there is no prior tenant that was a recording studio butcher shop serial murderer or Louisiana chicken place. No this was somebody's residence and in each room now there is a truly splendid massage setup. There is no table it is a bed and I'm talking California king size. Not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. There is a bedspread, a full mirror and that useless massage neck cushion, whatever the hell they call it.

Sky starts the work on me and she starts to go hard I immediately tell her no hard and she does a soft feather tip massage for at least 10 minutes maybe 15 minutes and much of the time was tickling my gonads. It was pretty hot man.

I then turn over and she is all over me and then makes the universal body gesture for the Figueroa bonedance.

I say definitely in Chinese she says how much I offer 140 she says more I say 160 she looked like she had heard a baby possum fart and said OK. I get the money and she leaves to get some equipment.

I lie down and the place is wonderfully air conditioned and has a ceiling fan that actually works. I am getting goosebumps on my schlong and there isn't even an Asian in the room yet. Sky comes back wearing her miniskirt and kind of crop top and says to me do you want to do 2 girls and I said well I got to you know check with my boss and get more overtime but let me see who it is she claims it is her sister Emma and that Emma has big ones.

Emma walks in and Emma is your average hot young Asian girl who would get probably an 8. 5 at the forum and is probably a real life 4. 5. I would not throw out out of bed but I wouldn't write on this forum about it except for a couple of her incredible qualities. They offered me the second for a flat 100 more so boyos I have 70 in for the door 160 for sky and another 100 for Emma and checking my differential calculus that is $330. You can't beat that deal that's like an Armani suit for a meal at Mendies.

They get undressed and they do the patented 2 headed blow, with ass licking you name it sky had me get on top of her so she could suck me undercarriage style while Emma lick my tuckass then it was time for some fook I have sky first sky is kind of a dead lay while I was pounding her I think she was talking in Chinese to Emma about Einstein's field equations. I did her standing mesh and folding her over mish and it wasn't that great I then got out of her and had Emma do it. Now Emma has a fantastic keister I think her asian dumplings are real they are extremely soft which can be a problem but again her keister is made for flat doggy I think I taught her a thing or two I'm not saying she came eight times but she was into it I did her only in standard doggy and then in flat doggy and in flat doggy I came close to converting the two pointer.

I figured I would enjoy some more manual and oral work so I had them work on me for a little bit but their attention to my shitter was not deep enough they have used some kind of cleanser which I think may have had some kind of lidocaine in it because it kind of reduced the sensation they used enough of whatever they used to probably disinfect half of sub-Saharan Africa I then said I wanted to do a Russian tit job on Emma's mounds they let me do that and after about two minutes of pumping I threw out a rather horrible load onto Emma that necessitated a call to the bounty factory to clean up.

I give this place some real high props they walk you out and you can leave via the back door the place doesn't smell yet like the ask of a mutant farm animal and the vibe is uptempo.

[PriscillaM]

Anyone know anything about Emma or the other girls at Red Lantern? I am intrigued by this report. I texted them and they said all girls are 21-26 but I'll believe that when I see it. TIA.

Emma must be over 25, but I would eat a day old salmon if she is over 45. She has large tits and an ass nearly perfect for flat doggie.

[Wheels322]

In this area and saw a ad and decided to try. Made a call and was told can walk in. The place is discreet, has 3 red lanterns hanging in front of the door, no other sign.

Picked out Emma from the lineup as she is more my style. We went to the room hand in hand and we finished the paperwork. I helped her take off her neon black top so I can feel her up. Soft Ds not sure if manmade. We lfk and fully undress, she wiped me down and gave me a soft wet bbj, not deep but her mouth is so velvety she continues for a few minutes as she's rubbing her pussy. I told her I want to fuck so she grabbed a cover and lay back so I can get it in Mish. I watched her nice tits bounce as I plowed away occasionally leaning in for some lfk.

Her moans get me harder. I then get her on all fours in doggy. I asked her if I can nut on her and she agreed so I was able to finish on her ass to her amusement. I grabbed some paper towels for her and she told me I'm a gentleman (ha ok).

Alcohol wipe and I get to say good bye. Mamasan led me outside. May repeat if they have new line ups.

50 house fee and 140 tips.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23293011.html

Anyone know anything about Emma or the other girls at Red Lantern? I am intrigued by this report. I texted them and they said all girls are 21-26 but I'll believe that when I see it. TIA.

[SHDot]

Moved out to W. LA about a week ago, and am finally settled in. Figured I'd go sample the locale today and went researching.

Relatively new to this but have done it a few times in the OC area, and based on LA forum I lowered my expectations a bit. There was quite a few places in reach but with pretty mixed / low reviews so I figured I'd save them for later. Eventually narrowed it down to Red Lantern and Garden Spa.

Red Lantern is on my way to Garden so I pull up and do two rounds looking for parking, and I see at least two mongers walk in as I circle so I dip with the quickness. Looks busy, I'll come back another time. Settle in for the longer drive to Garden.

I get to garden, and circle a few times. Parking lot is 15 minutes and I know I'll be there longer so I park in an adjacent neighborhood. I walk in and have to ring a doorbell. I'm greeted by Amy, who instantly has her hand on my ass and pressing her little body on me while I walk in. Which I am not opposed to. I return the favor by gripping her ass just so she knows why I'm here. Amy is a spinner, somewhere between 5-5'5, but if I had to guess, maybe closer to 5'3. She has nice B cups, lotta legs, and a trimmed kitty. Smells like lotion and cheap perfume. She has kind of an Asian duck face but big eyes. Upper 30's / early 40's I guess. Cute, playful, enthusiastic. Maybe a 6/10 but the personality is worth a bit more.

Walk into a room and she is still all over me, asks me how long, I say 30 and pay the house fee. I didn't bring any change. She walks out I undress and lie down. She starts off on my neck and shoulders, which is actually pretty decent. Moves to my arms and compliments them (I work out regularly), and I ask her the usual, and then drop some of the Mandarin, which immediately gets her goin. She jumps on me and is pressing her knees and body into me, slapping and complementing my ass (I did legs two days ago) . Massage is done in under 10 minutes. Flip and ask her how much, negotiate a bit. I have no idea what I just got, her English is shite and she doesn't elaborate on it in Mando either.

Starts off with some more teasing, tit sucking, and then a BBBJ, which isn't great. Teeth all over my shaft but at least she doesn't bite my balls. She goes at it for a few minutes but the teeth are not doing it for me, even tho I saved up for a few days. Then Anna walks in and they both start touching my cock and balls trying to sell me the 4 hand but I didn't plan on it and I wasn't about to zelle them either. Anna looks slightly younger (only slightly), big frizzy hair and chunkier than Amy. Amy's more my type. Anna walks out and Amy gets back to it. I see her get up and slip on a cover so I guess I am getting CFS today. Her pussy is tight and warm, and she rides me to finish. She asks if I can go again, but I am not a 2 shot kinda guy so I apologize.

She cleans me up and there's some more cuddling GFE. She tells me she's going to cut my dick off when I tell her I can't make it tmr and play with it slowly, to which I agree to the latter half but not the first. I try to return the favor with some DATY. I flip her on the bed and am kissing her thighs, rubbing her feet (they fit in my hand) but she's playing into and and won't let me. Then she pushes me up, biting my neck, pushing me up against the wall, telling me how wet she is, probably trying to get me to go a second time and squeeze more cash out of me. I'm hard again but also hard out of cash. Eventually we get dressed but she's still doing the whole act, rubbing my dick with her feet, jumping into my arms so I'm lifting her tight little body up. Tell her I'll be back next week.

Probably won't be back next week but will be back eventually, but maybe for someone else.

Damage was. 5 house +$.3 tip.

[NathanR]

New spot in Santa Monica on SM Blvd and 20th. Don't remember the name and can't find it online, but have fond memories of the previous AMP that was in the exact same location 15'ish years ago. Can't tell by the looks of this new one whether extras might be offered.

If you are talking about Ocean Spa North side of SM between 20th and 19th its fine. Chinese. $50 hr and HE. I sense more is on the table but I did not push it.

[SlaterHind]

Had been a while since I'd patronized an MP. Did in SD a few months ago and remembered how fun they can be. Anywho, can anyone share insight on either of the following two spots?

Lee Spa in MDL. Their ads look typical, but zero feedback about them here.

New spot in Santa Monica on SM Blvd and 20th. Don't remember the name and can't find it online, but have fond memories of the previous AMP that was in the exact same location 15'ish years ago. Can't tell by the looks of this new one whether extras might be offered.

Please feel free to reply via private message.

TYIA!

[WhoreMaster 91]

Same with asians. And eastern euros. Hell, probably even africans too. It's America that ruins them, this is the most feminized bullshit country of all time it's horrible. Even our P4 P options suck. Think about it, the best we have are some korean gilfs for 340. Letting women vote, and think they can run things, was a major mistake.

America ruins everything, we can't even have a Legalized Red light District.

[SHDot]

I guess I should say I've done some research and narrowed it down slightly to:

- Wharf- seems like the staple here but their attitude when I called was a bit of a turn off.

- Goldfinger- same as above.

- Season- felt a bit better about this place.

- 4385 overland- called and they texted back.

- 10641 Pico- did not call yet, can't seem to find a storefront.

[SHDot]

So moved out to West LA and am ready to give the area a shot. Been a few times down in OC but am in no mood to drive back. What spots are must hits? Pref. AMP, younger, BJ / HJ.

[Chupacabra]

Sadly I've come to agree with this. Though I've had a few good experiences with Latinas over the years, generally the type (if they are somewhat Americanized) that end up in MPs tend to have hella rules, are germaphobic, and want to run the show.

Latinas in other countries- now that's another story- they can be amazing.

Same with asians. And eastern euros. Hell, probably even africans too. It's America that ruins them, this is the most feminized bullshit country of all time it's horrible. Even our P4 P options suck. Think about it, the best we have are some korean gilfs for 340. Letting women vote, and think they can run things, was a major mistake.