Massage Parlor Reports

[BongWallah]

Any intel on current lineup please?

Angie at Euro is a slender MILF with small B tits. Not allowed to suck them, though. Very pleasant personality. And tight. I could only fit halfway in until she had an orgasm. Then it was to the hilt. Standard price.

[TimTheExplorer19882-shill]

Thanks for the report. What's the dmg for a full hour with a duo, or the duo was on the house?

I've been getting a lot of questions in my private inbox about Bliss $$$ rates after my glorious threesome post so I figured I would do a public service announcement here:

Based on the intel I've gathered talking to some other folks on this thread, the rates are.

1 on 1:

200 for half hour (40 house fee + 160 tip).

260 for a whole hour (60 house fee + 200 tip).

2 on 1:

For my threesome, I went all out since the opportunity was too incredible to pass up.

I paid $520 totally (260 x 2). Basically it's like you're doing 2 hours with 1 girl.

260 to Sara and 260 to Megan. I got a full hour with both of them at the same time. No clock watching from them at all, they were both very engaged into the session.

Bit of a hefty price tag, but given how fantastic they were I thought it was worth every penny.

If you don't want the second girl for the full hour, I am told there are some cheaper options available for threesomes, you can negotiate a little with Sara / Megan inside and your mileage may vary.

[Beerman1982]

Blue says to try Megan. Accurate what everyone who has seen her described. This Singaporean must be working through her lunch break and insisted on a protein diet. Gulp! Sarah stopped in to say hello. Megan says, "come see my sister Sarah. " Are they sisters? Read Freya is Sarah's sister.

[AussieFury]

I keep in touch with a handful of my ATFs when they come back into town. Search the thread for past reviews if you'd like more details. I'm still trying to locate a couple more.

SuperMILF Linda is currently at NB Tacoma. Tall, gorgeous, great body and great service.

SuperMILF Anna (who calls me King Kong) is at Elite in Tacoma / Spanaway. Yoga body hottie with top shelf skills and experience. High energy with a chill vibe. I wish she were closer to me. She says it's not very busy so she's not sure how long she'll be there.

Yuyu (usually in Olympia) is finally back in Renton at Magnolia. Her body and energy are off the charts. She has big teeth and a big smile and puts that mouth to great use.

Telling any of these hotties you're friends with Big Monkey will make sure they know to take good care of you.

[AussieFury]

The title was the text I got from the Good booker telling me about new girl Wendy. How could I not check that out?

Wendy does, indeed, have big tits and good service. Face is cute with a flat nose. Boobs are DD manmades. Scars are visible but didn't bother me in the least. They are soft and squishy and were it not for the scars I'd wonder if they are real. Great multi position Russian.

Her BBBJ skills are great. Fully down to the base with no gag. She never seemed to be in a rush to stop.

Box is snug and wow I love watching those big tits bounce around. Eventually put her in doggie facing the mirror, arched her back, held her up with her arms behind her and jackhammered away. Watching those tig bitties bouncing together in rhythm in the mirror did me in. As it usually does.

If you like soft and curvy but not fat, Wendy fits the bill. Decent post massage skills, too.

Met Jessica on the way out. Flawless makeup (like Nancy). Her body made me wonder if she'd names herself after Jessica Rabbit.

Fans of curvy Asians will be happy at Good with these two.

Not sure if / when a third will show up this month.

Tell Wendy you're a "Big Monkey friend" and she'll suffocate you extra good with those chest cannons.

[Byron414]

Any intel on current lineup please?

[Byron414]

Going to be in Lynnwood for few days and looking for intel on current lineup.

[AznlLver1977]

Does anyone know of a Filipina provider in the Everett / Seattle / Tacoma area with great service and under 40 that does FS? I know of one just across the border, but that is such a long drive and I hate lying to Customs about the reason I am driving so far to go to Canada. I prefer to stay in the US, if possible. I know there is a half Vietnamese-half Filipina girl (at least she told me that she is) at Diva Spa, but I hate paying their high prices. Any intel would be appreciated. Thanks to all responses and stay safe, gents!

[DatyMan007]

Second time at bliss. Keep hoping for a duo and they mention it at the end but never during. I keep hoping.

I pulled Megan. For all you BBFS seekers she offered for an extra $$. Tried to talk her down but no dice. Blue came in after and told me to fuck her ass next time.

This place is definitely a winner. I enjoyed good, but bliss has thin condoms so they get my vote.


Oh, and Megan squirts.

Had a sesh earlier today with Megan handed over 2 opted for a shower and was joined in the shower by Megan. Shower was great mutual was down with plenty of attention to the boys and ass crack. Preview BBBJ in the bath dam she's hot. Back in the room no massage to speak of but plenty of Daty, Dato, DFK, Dato on me, FUMA, RCG, ACG, standing Mish, Standing K9. I brought an extra 3 hundo in my other pocket with intention of a coin toss for BBFS. Asked about BBFS and was politely turned down offered 5 extra (really only had 3 on hand) and again was advised by Megan that it was off limits. Ended sesh with standing BBBJCIMWS.

As mentioned by many Megan is gorgeous left happy and with My extra 3 hundo.

[EvergreenRover]

I mostly stick to the Everett board scene.

But will be driving all thru Seattle next week for work. And am looking for direction.

The menu isn't as important, but I'm looking for big naturals.

DD's +.

There was some talk about Good I believe but that was before the latest topic of choice to run up the pages.

And with it being a new month / rotation I am seeking guidance.

Bigger the better.

[Unanimous12]

Does anyone know of a place that manscapes +/- massage?

[Gamper]

Second time at bliss. Keep hoping for a duo and they mention it at the end but never during. I keep hoping.

I pulled Megan. For all you BBFS seekers she offered for an extra $$. Tried to talk her down but no dice. Blue came in after and told me to fuck her ass next time.

This place is definitely a winner. I enjoyed good, but bliss has thin condoms so they get my vote.


Oh, and Megan squirts.

[ShopVac]

Mia mention to me she worked in LA before coming to Seattle Good. She is gone now does anyone know if she went back to LA (Rosemead)? If so which store did she go to? I might be in the LA area nex month and would like to see her. Thanks.

[IstlFun]

In town for work this week and decided to check out Bliss based on the reports on Sara and Megan before the 5000 BBFS spam posts.

The hype was real. To my surprise, my visit surpassed all expectations.

Before anyone asks, I got CFS. No BBFS here. (Looking At you at Nakadashi69, you're welcome for the info!

When I arrived, Sara opened the door and led me to the room. She looks 25 and her face is absolutely lovely. Wonderful proportions. Clear, perfect skin. Light makeup. Real character and expressive charisma. Big smile. Sexy accent. She really is the total package.

Sara is a gorgeous petite spinner. If you like girls on the smaller side, she will definitely steal your heart.

I stuffed the donation in her breasts and the fun begins. She immediately pulled me in for some kissing and fondling. Inside the room, I get a better look and Sara's face is very very lovely. A bit of angularity but so very pretty and sweet eyes and full soft lips and her kisses were delicious and extensive. After five minutes of the excellent kissing, she takes off her bathrobe and she is wearing a tiny white cocktail dress that soon fell on the floor.

We then proceeded with some excellent BBBJ, Sara sucked me like a porn star for 10+ minutes. I "never" orgasm from just oral but Sara had me 97% of the way there. She had excellent suction and hand and tongue action. She also loves mirror play and had a fabulous technique giving me the visual of her swallowing my cock while making bedroom eyes at me in the mirror. It was an surreal experience. We then switched to some light titty fucking which normally doesn't do that much for me, but with Sara it was like she had taken my pleasure senses into a rollercoaster ride into a different dimension. The way Sara was giving me her Smokey side-eye while cupping her golden globes around my shaft. I almost blew my load right then and there all over her.

15 minutes into the hour, I was 30 seconds from exploding.

Suddenly, I hear the door open and a gorgeous beauty says to me "you want help baby?" I pull my hotdog out from between Sara's breasts and there's another beautiful woman standing there, caressing my thighs. She says she's Megan and they both proceed to describe the myriad of carnal pleasures that they will treat me to for an extra donation. I don't usually do threesomes as it's a bit much for me, but these two looked SO good, I agreed. It was an offer I couldn't refuse.

Plus all these mongers below said they passed on the threesome opportunity and I thought. That's not what the glorious legendary big monkey would do!! Let's make the big monkey proud!!

PART 2.

So, I continue diving down on Sara while Megan rubs her soft breasts around my back and starts jerking me from below. I am then summoned to lie on the table and relax while Sara gives me a BBBJ and Megan is sitting on my face. Sara's BBBJ skills are unparalleled. She sucked the soul out of me and was truly top notch. Very pleasurable and I felt that I just entered into monger heaven. Meanwhile, Megan's giving me the "OH, FUCK YEAH BABY" while I'm tongue lashing her clit and she's fingering my nipples.

They speak Chinese amongst themselves and swap around and now Megan is playing snake charming sword swallower and Sara is grinding her clit on my mouth while I grab a handful of Megan's huge tits. Those are some of the best melons I have ever squeezed.

Megan straps on a cover and starts riding me Reverse Cowgirl which feels good but it's not the best position for max sensation. So I tell her to switch her position a little, and Megan spins around and goes full hardcore Asian Cowgirl and she's slapping that ass down on me thwack thwack thwack and I know they can hear it all down the hall. She's got a fabulous ass and watching her slide on my pole in the mirror was awesome.

Swap around again with a new cover and I start fucking Sara in standing Mish with me off the side of the table and she stretched herself out under me and Megan is doing her best Hustler porno magazine centerfold spread next to us, fingering her pussy and talking dirty. I start banging hard on Sara (at her request) and she's squeezing me a bit and I reach over and rub Megan's very wet clit. Sara had me take command on top and Mish was fantastic with her. She's so fucking beautiful and her soft thighs against my side and her wobbling breasts as I pushed into her as well as her incredible, open-mouthed sexy face had me ready to pop in like 2 minutes. Her curves fit into me perfectly. Me pushing gently against that soft, plush ass of hers, one hand holding her face, the other cupping her breasts, and we kissed and writhed as my cock slipped in and out and she squeezed her muscles to grab it.

For 20 minutes, I had been doing everything I could not to cum. Now, I was helpless. The feeling of the gentle wave and quivers inside Sara was simply too much for me to resist and as her soft black hair hung down into my face, I surged and shot deep inside her. We did a quick cleanup since the hour was up, exchanged some final passionate kisses and I was on my way.

Sara is truly one of the special women out there. Absolutely amazing talent and a gorgeous, intelligent, sexy, fun woman. Megan is equally fabulous.

As someone famously said before on this thread, "Pick up an extra shift, sell a kidney, rob a liquor store to make some money if you have to but do not miss an opportunity like this. You have until the end of the month. ".

As I always say, your mileage may vary, but frankly I don't care if you don't go, that way it's actually better for me so I can have these two amazing ladies to myself every time I go. Can't wait for a repeat visit.

Thanks for the report. What's the dmg for a full hour with a duo, or the duo was on the house?

[WhereYouWrite]

Back to the business. Mid-morning, Blue greeted me, standard 2 Benji offer drew the most wonderful warm grab and kiss appetizer and grab appetizer. She passed me on to Sara, after more hands and lips, duo was offered with the Megan, another Benji. A blur of all rbgfe activities and my bell was rung. A little friendly banter before farewell. All in, half an hour. Great, but tbh, a little less frantic would have been better.

Sara- trim happy GND, Megan- a little more voluptuous, sultry. Both beautiful, enthusiastic, skilled.

Blue- as others have said, incredibly sexy, magnetic. A little older. Next time I'd go for a longer time just with her.