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**CVilleJoe** · 09-06-24 08:58

It seems like none have the capability, let alone skill. Thats all I go for anywhere, and finding it is always a challenge. Ideas? I'm available day / night for hints!

**DVelvet69** · 09-05-24 17:33

Originally Posted by BeatMaster [View Original Post]

I think this girl just needs a reset, maybe not take in clients she doesn't want to be with, and don't take directions to personally. If she needs to ban every guy on usasexguide, then so be it. That may help her focus on guys she should to be with, or would like to please. I don't think that's ANY excuse for her b. S. behavior, and not taking a little direction from time to time. She just needs to be happier about herself, her occupation, and the rest will follow. I don't think it has anything to do with us.

I was with her one time, many years back before Covid. Her basic HS was good, and she had a hot sexy vibe going. The distance attitude was immediately felt though afterward, and that quickly lost my interest. Sometimes, you have to go with your gut and move on. If it ain't happening from day one, why bother.

Just my two cents.

Beat.

Well, it certainly appears she's now trying to do a little "damage control" because she's since added this little "addendum" to her ad, something which we all know was NOT on there originally: "(While I'm not privy prior to booking, you can certainly grasp the idea- to my many wonderful clients who happen to be members, you will always be welcome- you know who you are.

Thanks for understanding!"

Guessing someone one here maybe tipped her off to just how ridiculously shortsighted, and frankly insulting, making a "WTF" blanket statement like that about everyone on a major hobbyist board made her look-or maybe she read the comments and realized it herself...Either way, she gets a few points for at least trying to correct course on this.

Be careful out there

**BeatMaster** · 09-05-24 16:36

I think this girl just needs a reset, maybe not take in clients she doesn't want to be with, and don't take directions to personally. If she needs to ban every guy on usasexguide, then so be it. That may help her focus on guys she should to be with, or would like to please. I don't think that's ANY excuse for her b. S. behavior, and not taking a little direction from time to time. She just needs to be happier about herself, her occupation, and the rest will follow. I don't think it has anything to do with us.

I was with her one time, many years back before Covid. Her basic HS was good, and she had a hot sexy vibe going. The distance attitude was immediately felt though afterward, and that quickly lost my interest. Sometimes, you have to go with your gut and move on. If it ain't happening from day one, why bother.

Just my two cents.

Beat.

Originally Posted by DVelvet69 [View Original Post]

Actually I "did" read her entire ad and whatever "point" she called herself making by putting something in her ad that would literally be impossible for her to even know about (ie: 100% "Unenforceable") without a prospective client actually being clueless and dumb enough to just volunteer that info to her was in fact "stupid" on her part-and, unless she's literally "swimming" in constant clientele and cashflow, it's VERY counterproductive to her own business to basically tell everyone on arguably the "biggest" hobbyist message board around to literally "go piss off"...Also, and more importantly, she's literally insinuating in her ad that apparently (and I'm just assuming here) because she received a couple of "less than stellar" reviews by members that suddenly EVERYONE on this board (everyone includes "you" by the way) is by default somehow "not" a gentleman and not worthy to be in her presence (that also includes you by the way!)...Seriously?

So, sorry mate if my swipe at her "IQ" about putting that ridiculousness in her ad rubs you the wrong way-certainly not my intention to agitate other members on here-but you chose to reply to my statement and I believe I've laid out "exactly" why stand by every word I said.

Good day to you, sir.

Be careful out there.

**DVelvet69** · 09-05-24 13:20

Originally Posted by StudNextDoor [View Original Post]

Ironic how some of you guys demonstrate her point perfectly. If you read her entire post you will find that she doesn't expect to know who is a member and who isn't. It's more about making a point. My experience has been that even with the highest rated providers, not everyone will have the same experience, because even though it is a paid service, there is still an element of personal interaction and you will always be able to relate better to some and not as good with others. In my opinion, this site is a place to relate our experiences, not launch personal attacks because we were disappointed. And for the record, I would put money on her IQ over most of the rest of us.

Actually I "did" read her entire ad and whatever "point" she called herself making by putting something in her ad that would literally be impossible for her to even know about (ie: 100% "Unenforceable") without a prospective client actually being clueless and dumb enough to just volunteer that info to her was in fact "stupid" on her part-and, unless she's literally "swimming" in constant clientele and cashflow, it's VERY counterproductive to her own business to basically tell everyone on arguably the "biggest" hobbyist message board around to literally "go piss off"...Also, and more importantly, she's literally insinuating in her ad that apparently (and I'm just assuming here) because she received a couple of "less than stellar" reviews by members that suddenly EVERYONE on this board (everyone includes "you" by the way) is by default somehow "not" a gentleman and not worthy to be in her presence (that also includes you by the way!)...Seriously?

So, sorry mate if my swipe at her "IQ" about putting that ridiculousness in her ad rubs you the wrong way-certainly not my intention to agitate other members on here-but you chose to reply to my statement and I believe I've laid out "exactly" why stand by every word I said.

Good day to you, sir.

Be careful out there.

**RHornyBoy** · 09-05-24 08:24

Originally Posted by StudNextDoor [View Original Post]

Ironic how some of you guys demonstrate her point perfectly. If you read her entire post you will find that she doesn't expect to know who is a member and who isn't. It's more about making a point. My experience has been that even with the highest rated providers, not everyone will have the same experience, because even though it is a paid service, there is still an element of personal interaction and you will always be able to relate better to some and not as good with others. In my opinion, this site is a place to relate our experiences, not launch personal attacks because we were disappointed. And for the record, I would put money on her IQ over most of the rest of us.

If you read the reviews they were posted by members that were at least semi regulars with her service. The first reviewer indicates he saw her several times over a couple of months, as for myself I had been seeing her for over 2 years and always had a great time with her but the clock watching on my one FS visit was a huge disappointment. These are "reviews" of "experiences" and mine was not a personal attack more of not sure what set her off. Maybe you don't mind "your time is almost up" during the act so the irony now lays with you. When you show her your post I hope your discount is worth it. Thank You.

**FarmFun** · 09-05-24 07:35

Originally Posted by StudNextDoor [View Original Post]

Ironic how some of you guys demonstrate her point perfectly. If you read her entire post you will find that she doesn't expect to know who is a member and who isn't. It's more about making a point. My experience has been that even with the highest rated providers, not everyone will have the same experience, because even though it is a paid service, there is still an element of personal interaction and you will always be able to relate better to some and not as good with others. In my opinion, this site is a place to relate our experiences, not launch personal attacks because we were disappointed. And for the record, I would put money on her IQ over most of the rest of us.

She is still on my bucket list! Would love to see her.

**StudNextDoor** · 09-05-24 07:17

Originally Posted by DVelvet69 [View Original Post]

Well, her IQ and her "shoe size" must be the exact same number because that might be the STUPIDEST thing I've ever read in an ad (gee, I just can't figure out how anyone could possibly get around her knowing, LOL!)

Ironic how some of you guys demonstrate her point perfectly. If you read her entire post you will find that she doesn't expect to know who is a member and who isn't. It's more about making a point. My experience has been that even with the highest rated providers, not everyone will have the same experience, because even though it is a paid service, there is still an element of personal interaction and you will always be able to relate better to some and not as good with others. In my opinion, this site is a place to relate our experiences, not launch personal attacks because we were disappointed. And for the record, I would put money on her IQ over most of the rest of us.

**King50** · 09-04-24 22:07

Asked her for 20 min of her time but never got a rate. Does anyone know what her rates are?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/175560664

**Jannisary** · 09-04-24 11:41

Originally Posted by RHornyBoy [View Original Post]

Seems Lilia is upset with the board, her new ad contains this quote.

*Due to its well earned reputation for being toxic, slanderous and disrespectful, I can no longer welcome my time or service to active members of USA sex guide. I cater to first class gentleman only.

Don't use your username to book just a heads up.

Originally Posted by HolyStone1975 [View Original Post]

It's so dumb when they say that. How would they even know if you are a member on the site? Anyone admitting it to the girls is a moron.

People have to get it through their heads that some info just does not need to be shared with the ladies, your USA username is one of those things. Now on other boards, who's names would get censored out if I tried posting them, giving your username can be helpful if you are established on that board with reviews etc. This board is not one of those boards, LOL. Long ago, I made the decision to use the same username across all the hobby boards I joined. I got to tell ya, there are times I've come to regret that decision and it usually involves drama from someone digging up that I'm a member here. Anymore, unless I'm booking with a "board girl", I'll leave out any mention of membership on any of the industry sites.

**Rickstr352** · 09-04-24 09:07

Originally Posted by Anondudeinstl [View Original Post]

She's never asked or told me to shower, so that's just weird.

Some women have more than average sense of smell. Maybe you needed a shower by her standard!

**FScott1984** · 09-04-24 07:40

Originally Posted by FScott1984 [View Original Post]

I've been away for a while and was in St Louis for the week. I reached out to Parker and she had a rare opening that week. Easy set up and very open and quick to respond.

At the start, entered her very safe and clean in call location. She was wearing a beautiful match set of flesh tone panties and bra. If you haven't met her she is a a beautiful combination of Ariana Grande and a young Demi Moore. She greeted me with a long hug and a very passionate kiss.

She lead me to the bedroom and we played down kissed and got very hot and excited with some mutual touch that lead me into DATY. Her pussy is magical. Is baby smooth and tastes lovely. She is very responsive and came multiple times. She makes you feel a teenager. Parker is like the best looking girl in High School that is sweet to you but you couldn't date. Well she is very open to be your fantasy.

After DATY, we switched to me on top and her on top, cowboy and doggie. I tried to hold back but she is so vocal and encouraging I shot within minutes.

Can't wait to visit again and see her. She is every mans fantasy.

Her contact number 314-492-7XXX.

**DVelvet69** · 09-04-24 00:04

Originally Posted by RHornyBoy [View Original Post]

Seems Lilia is upset with the board, her new ad contains this quote.

*Due to its well earned reputation for being toxic, slanderous and disrespectful, I can no longer welcome my time or service to active members of USA sex guide. I cater to first class gentleman only.

Well, her IQ and her "shoe size" must be the exact same number because that might be the STUPIDEST thing I've ever read in an ad (gee, I just can't figure out how anyone could possibly get around her knowing, LOL!)

**HolyStone1975** · 09-03-24 22:51

Originally Posted by RHornyBoy [View Original Post]

Seems Lilia is upset with the board, her new ad contains this quote.

*Due to its well earned reputation for being toxic, slanderous and disrespectful, I can no longer welcome my time or service to active members of USA sex guide. I cater to first class gentleman only.

Don't use your username to book just a heads up.

It's so dumb when they say that. How would they even know if you are a member on the site? Anyone admitting it to the girls is a moron.

**ReefGlue** · 09-03-24 17:09

No guys will send the add to gals to get a cheaper rate or be a white knight.

A lot of simps.

Originally Posted by RHornyBoy [View Original Post]

Seems Lilia is upset with the board, her new ad contains this quote.

*Due to its well earned reputation for being toxic, slanderous and disrespectful, I can no longer welcome my time or service to active members of USA sex guide. I cater to first class gentleman only.

Don't use your username to book just a heads up.

**RHornyBoy** · 09-03-24 13:57

Seems Lilia is upset with the board, her new ad contains this quote.

*Due to its well earned reputation for being toxic, slanderous and disrespectful, I can no longer welcome my time or service to active members of USA sex guide. I cater to first class gentleman only.

Don't use your username to book just a heads up.