Massage Parlor Reports

[GrayBeard01]

I decided I was going back on Friday. I called the number as I was told to on the business card. A man picks up. What the hell! I ask for appointment with Lulu and he says, no Lulu here. I said I was there last week, do you have an hour? No, sorry. Click.

You can only imagine how I felt. Right back to the very reason why I began this search. It truly isn't a tailored towards us women. Even if we want it and pay. It's crazy to me.

Some of you very generous gentleman have asked me privately, why pay and you'd do it for free: I appreciate the offers but I think it's the very reason why you all want to go to AMPs. No emotional connections. In and out. No risk of having to do more. Strange to say but AMPs feel safe.

So, I was rejected on Friday and I will have a crazy schedule the next few weeks (why I tried to rush Friday), but I'll be back at it. Quitting is for losers! LOL But I'll be keeping an eye on you boys.

Behave. Or don't.

I saw Lulu over the weekend and she was awesome. Spent the entire hour enjoying each other and I was spent to the point of hardly being able to walk. At my age twice in an hour is almost impossible, but I managed and it was her that got it done. The girl loves to fuck and she loves to be eaten. Decent oral skills but loves to get head and fiv, deep. She soaked the sheets once and actually put a towel down after that as I had her moaning and cumming hard. Wish I was younger I would have gone for a second hour but if you ever want to enjoy another woman orally ask Lulu, She might really get into it with you too. She told me she will be there next weekend, this coming weekend so you may want to pop in. Sometimes these places roll the phones over if all of the girls are busy so don't be put off if a guy answers. Trust me he won't be your sex worker.

[GordonFreeman]

Pine. New girl is "Jay". Similar looks, age, and body type to Mimi. Massage technique is slow and gentle. Ok service, I have had better.

[BlackViking203]

I decided I was going back on Friday. I called the number as I was told to on the business card. A man picks up. What the hell! I ask for appointment with Lulu and he says, no Lulu here. I said I was there last week, do you have an hour? No, sorry. Click.

You can only imagine how I felt. Right back to the very reason why I began this search. It truly isn't a tailored towards us women. Even if we want it and pay. It's crazy to me.

Some of you very generous gentleman have asked me privately, why pay and you'd do it for free: I appreciate the offers but I think it's the very reason why you all want to go to AMPs. No emotional connections. In and out. No risk of having to do more. Strange to say but AMPs feel safe.

So, I was rejected on Friday and I will have a crazy schedule the next few weeks (why I tried to rush Friday), but I'll be back at it. Quitting is for losers! LOL But I'll be keeping an eye on you boys.

Behave. Or don't.

Wondering if it's the same spa I called yesterday. Was definitely thrown off when a dude answered as it's always be a female. I just said wrong number and hung up LOL.

[Crutches]

I decided I was going back on Friday. I called the number as I was told to on the business card. A man picks up. What the hell! I ask for appointment with Lulu and he says, no Lulu here. I said I was there last week, do you have an hour? No, sorry. Click.

You can only imagine how I felt. Right back to the very reason why I began this search. It truly isn't a tailored towards us women. Even if we want it and pay. It's crazy to me.

Some of you very generous gentleman have asked me privately, why pay and you'd do it for free: I appreciate the offers but I think it's the very reason why you all want to go to AMPs. No emotional connections. In and out. No risk of having to do more. Strange to say but AMPs feel safe.

So, I was rejected on Friday and I will have a crazy schedule the next few weeks (why I tried to rush Friday), but I'll be back at it. Quitting is for losers! LOL But I'll be keeping an eye on you boys.

Behave. Or don't.

Found a place that has female clients and would be happy to work on you.

Sent PM.

[Coberman]

I decided I was going back on Friday. I called the number as I was told to on the business card. A man picks up. What the hell! I ask for appointment with Lulu and he says, no Lulu here. I said I was there last week, do you have an hour? No, sorry. Click.

You can only imagine how I felt. Right back to the very reason why I began this search. It truly isn't a tailored towards us women. Even if we want it and pay. It's crazy to me.

Some of you very generous gentleman have asked me privately, why pay and you'd do it for free: I appreciate the offers but I think it's the very reason why you all want to go to AMPs. No emotional connections. In and out. No risk of having to do more. Strange to say but AMPs feel safe.

So, I was rejected on Friday and I will have a crazy schedule the next few weeks (why I tried to rush Friday), but I'll be back at it. Quitting is for losers! LOL But I'll be keeping an eye on you boys.

Behave. Or don't.

Try texting the number next time. If they ask for your name give your last name or a gender neutral name you would feel comfortable using. Good luck out there.

[BBJudyIsBack]

I decided I was going back on Friday. I called the number as I was told to on the business card. A man picks up. What the hell! I ask for appointment with Lulu and he says, no Lulu here. I said I was there last week, do you have an hour? No, sorry. Click.

You can only imagine how I felt. Right back to the very reason why I began this search. It truly isn't a tailored towards us women. Even if we want it and pay. It's crazy to me.

Some of you very generous gentleman have asked me privately, why pay and you'd do it for free: I appreciate the offers but I think it's the very reason why you all want to go to AMPs. No emotional connections. In and out. No risk of having to do more. Strange to say but AMPs feel safe.

So, I was rejected on Friday and I will have a crazy schedule the next few weeks (why I tried to rush Friday), but I'll be back at it. Quitting is for losers! LOL But I'll be keeping an eye on you boys.

Behave. Or don't.

[BBJudyIsBack]

I remember giving you some suggestions and have often wondered how things turned out for you. I'm happy to see that you are having the experiences you have yearned for. I hope you will continue to enjoy them.

Hey Frasier! Yes you did! So happy a bunch of you are still around. I couldn't wait to update everyone! Its strange, but its a thing. Hope all is well with you!

[LakeMana10]

Recent visit with Coco at Pine. She met me at the door in a tank top with no bra underneath with her boob's practically falling out. Brought me to the room and said she would be right back. She returns and had change her clothes but almost immediately removes her blouse and exposes her boob's in a sexy bra. Gives an average massage and starts rubbing junior while I'm face down. Do the flip and starts with BJ. She slipped the cover on without me knowing. Very talented. Everything after that was rushed. Usual fees. 7 house 1. 4 for service. I've had better.

[Mr Frasier]

Good Evening Gentlemen!

I am Judy and many years ago (2016 ish) I was a fairly active member on this site. I would discuss with many of you how it was difficult for a woman to get an erotic massage at AMPs. So many of you would recommend different places for me to try and taught me the etiquette that comes with this type of exploration. I would venture to several places in the state, often getting the same result, a really great ass massage and on rare occasions a good breast massage. But that's it. Some women were a little playful, but some were seemingly appalled (or maybe nervous) that a woman was fully nude and dripping on the table as they rubbed my inner thighs.

For a while, I gave up on this additional exploration from happening and treated myself to just great massages at AMPs. Funny I was a frequent customer at Earth and she was so cute when she told me that men would offer her so much money to do (hand motion BJ) but she refused. Weeks later they were shut down and I was disappointed because I had established a nice rapport there! Anywho, this past weekend after a horrible experience at Small about a month ago I decided to try somewhere new (for me at least). I will not disclose the location because, a.) you guys can go anywhere and get what you want and b.) I definitely don't want any run ins! LOL So just enjoy my experience with me.

I walk into the room and undress but I take my time. She walks in while I'm fully nude and I lay on the table. She puts the towel over my ass and starts to rub my back. In her broken English she jokes how I am "so small" and she has to go lightly. I guess from being used to having to massage hard for you guys. At this point, I'm not expecting much when she spends a lot of time on my upper back and shoulders. She works her way to my ass and removes the towel completely. She rubs my legs working up to my inner thighs and gets right to the crease before my lips. Pretty standard. But she does something very different; rather than just going up and down the legs, she goes up and pulls my inner thighs apart. And I feel my lips spread with it.

I refuse to think anything beyond this will happen because typically when I flip over they cover my entire front with the towel, massage my shoulders, arms and feet and it's over. I flip over and she immediately takes my breasts, squeezes them together and says how much she loves them. I'm not super busty but bigger than her and she kept saying, "very nice, big, not like me, small". Very naturally I squeezed hers and said nooo and how they are nice.

Within seconds of her rubbing oil on my breasts, she takes the towel off my lower half and lets out a moan that I was not expecting. She kept saying, "ohhh no I love too much". I couldn't believe my reaction. For years I have gone to AMPs, dripping at the thought of "what if" and now "what if" was happening! My face got warm and I felt like I didn't know what to do. So I let her do what she wanted. She was very polite and asked if it was ok to put oil "there". I say yes and she continues to moan as she is now giving me what you call a HJ but there is no abbreviations for mine. I already checked! LOL.

She allowed me to do whatever I wanted to her and she seemed to be very into what she was doing. To answer the question I'm sure you all have, it's no. I wasn't able to finish not because she wasn't good but I think I was in my head a little too much. Time was up and she continued a little more. When she was done and I jumped off the table, d she complimented how small my waist is and how big my ass is. She kept touching and rubbing and even grinding against my ass as I turned around and bent over the table a little to show it off.

After this wonderful event, I immediately wanted to tell a gentleman friend I have corresponded with throughout the years, who I met on this site. Then I couldn't wait to tell you all. I doubt many, if any, are still around from when I was just BBJudy learning the ropes. However, I just felt like sharing this amazing experience with those who understand this kink I have. No judgments here from this community and I'm sure many hard-ons.

Looks like I am getting pulled right back in!

I remember giving you some suggestions and have often wondered how things turned out for you. I'm happy to see that you are having the experiences you have yearned for. I hope you will continue to enjoy them.

[JannonJoe35]

Gentlemen,

Being that I had my wonderful massage just a week ago, and I know this is more of a personal preference, but is going back this weekend too soon? Or is that seen as a good thing?

Just curious how often are you guys going? I would assume establishing a good rapport is only beneficial for me. But do you think this can see as "doing too much"? Does it even matter?

Help a girl out.

Just my two cents but I don't think there is such a thing as 'going back too soon'. Especially since it has been a week. If you find a provider you like, my take is to take advantage of the good service while you can. Who knows how long she'll be there.

[DCowboys22]

Gentlemen,

Being that I had my wonderful massage just a week ago, and I know this is more of a personal preference, but is going back this weekend too soon? Or is that seen as a good thing?

Just curious how often are you guys going? I would assume establishing a good rapport is only beneficial for me. But do you think this can see as "doing too much"? Does it even matter?

Help a girl out.

You can go as often as you want. You're the customer! I'm sure she will probably look forward to seeing you. It's something different then the standard dude.

[Stumbo]

And with success in hand, so to speak.

My (female) cousin asked why I was so insistent on stopping for massage in Manchester, East Hartford and Vernon when I visit her in Portland. Now she wants the experience herself. LOL. If you every decide to share the location of your success, I'd love to be able to pass it on to her.

Meanwhile, enjoy your lucky find!

Good Evening Gentlemen!

I am Judy and many years ago (2016 ish)

[ClassicForNow]

Gentlemen,

Being that I had my wonderful massage just a week ago, and I know this is more of a personal preference, but is going back this weekend too soon? Or is that seen as a good thing?

Just curious how often are you guys going? I would assume establishing a good rapport is only beneficial for me. But do you think this can see as "doing too much"? Does it even matter?

Help a girl out.

I would say not to soon. Establish that rapport, and a hint of more interest. After this visit you should be able to gage the frequency better.

[BBJudyIsBack]

More frequent is better. If you don't mind me asking what did you tip?

I initially tipped $30 but then gave her an extra $20.

[Jaybigc]

Gentlemen,

Being that I had my wonderful massage just a week ago, and I know this is more of a personal preference, but is going back this weekend too soon? Or is that seen as a good thing?

Just curious how often are you guys going? I would assume establishing a good rapport is only beneficial for me. But do you think this can see as "doing too much"? Does it even matter?

Help a girl out.

More frequent is better. If you don't mind me asking what did you tip?