Massage Parlor Reports

[GetSomeNow17]

Has anyone gone to the oriental wellness center in sussex? Its across the street from Meijer. Don't know if they are legit or if I can get happy here. Any info would be great. Thanks guys.

[JamesBlond007]

Stopped in for the first time to try La Massage. Girl was reasonably attractive. Started with heavy teasing right away, flipped over and she asked for tip. I said "after", she said "you tip now" wanted $60 and grabbed my pants with my wallet from the chair and gave them to me "you pay now". After some back and forth, the mood died and I said "just massage is ok". Not much of a massage, just fingers feathering over me. Definitely not worth the $55 door charge for a half hour. She tried to block me on the way out, I left. No tip.

I agree, I hate the hard negotiation and tip before tug, because I've been burned in the past. As soon as they get the tip, it's either jackhammer city or a low effort limp handed jerk.

Still, you should always tip something, at least 20 (or 10, whatever). That's what you'd do at a legit place.

[Freddie Kane]

Stopped by Yin Yang in Germantown. The girl I got put on a mask and gave me a decent massage. Pushed for SS at the end after some teasing.

My first few times there they pushed SS on me as well. Not sure why maybe they were being extra cautious. Went there damn near a year ago and finally got what I was looking for. Haven't been back since.

[MilwaukeeBased]

Stopped by Yin Yang in Germantown. The girl I got put on a mask and gave me a decent massage. Pushed for SS at the end after some teasing.

[LivingDream]

I stopped by today to check it out and it is gone. Closed. No signs. Rang the bell with no response.

That's too bad, I had good experiences there. Hopefully another place with that level of service will show up because this market needs more than the overpriced L1 services performed by the same grannies.

[BarOfSoap]

Stopped in for the first time to try La Massage. Girl was reasonably attractive. Started with heavy teasing right away, flipped over and she asked for tip. I said "after", she said "you tip now" wanted $60 and grabbed my pants with my wallet from the chair and gave them to me "you pay now". After some back and forth, the mood died and I said "just massage is ok". Not much of a massage, just fingers feathering over me. Definitely not worth the $55 door charge for a half hour. She tried to block me on the way out, I left. No tip.

Good job. You created your own shitty time.

[DeepLover1]

I stopped by today to check it out and it is gone. Closed. No signs. Rang the bell with no response.

Well that's sad. Had a very good experience there!!

[MRight]

I stopped by today to check it out and it is gone. Closed. No signs. Rang the bell with no response.

[KaceyAnders]

Was it actually India you saw or did you see the owner I've gone in a few times in the past thinking I was going to see a different provider but I ended up with the owner 90% of the time, it's like a bait and switch, I would go see India if I knew that's who I'd actually get to see.

The Massage is OK, more an oily rub, she is part of the water Street tree, everything is an up charge, starting at .$, The $.$ is strictly one hour massage, no roaming aloud, no touching of the boys whatsoever, and no FS. One hour massage with L1 is $$.$

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[Rocket27]

The Massage is OK, more an oily rub, she is part of the water Street tree, everything is an up charge, starting at .$, The $.$ is strictly one hour massage, no roaming aloud, no touching of the boys whatsoever, and no FS. One hour massage with L1 is $$.$

Has anyone seen India at this place? Has an ad on craigslist. Very pretty black lady all I know is prices start at 150. For an HR. Look like she might be worth it any info?

[GetSomeNow17]

Has anyone seen India at this place? Has an ad on craigslist. Very pretty black lady all I know is prices start at 150. For an HR. Look like she might be worth it any info?

[DeepLover1]

I went there today on a tip from this site. I got a MT by the name of apl and I took an hour. Right off the bat I got a NO when I started to roam. I told her I just wanted a half hour. She gave a decent massage and ended it on the flip with leaving the towel on the hole time. I said thanks but I will never return. She just smiled. I left a smaller tip and she accepted it graciously. What a waste of time and I had to drive a long way.

I've had Apple twice and each time I had free roaming with lifting top. She was hesitant at first, but as soon as she knew I was ok (not LE), she relaxed. Although the second time she had her monthly visitor.

Haven't been back for some time though.

And of course, YMMV.

[Paul Kolman]

I went there today on a tip from this site. I got a MT by the name of apl and I took an hour. Right off the bat I got a NO when I started to roam. I told her I just wanted a half hour. She gave a decent massage and ended it on the flip with leaving the towel on the hole time. I said thanks but I will never return. She just smiled. I left a smaller tip and she accepted it graciously. What a waste of time and I had to drive a long way.

[LedFox]

I know Eastern on 27th and Health on Hwy 100 both have table showers but anyone know of other places that offer table shower?

Best on 27th has one.

[MilwaukeeBased]

Tried out Health for the first time. Decent massage at $50 for hhr. She didn't leave much time for the ending and started looking at the clock and back at me "time! As if she had a crowd of guys waiting and needed me out of there immediately. While she was otherwise fine and at least not a grandma, I couldn't quite finish with the sudden pressure and rush. Told her 20 for tip, she insisted the standard 40. Don't let these chicas tell you what to pay. Probably won't go back.

Also have to say how absolutely hilarious it is (if I weren't laser-focused on the very serious matter of getting my rocks off) the urgency and world-coming-to-an-end fear these girls get in their eye when, oh no!, you might go end up going a couple minutes over! There's absolutely nobody here, honey. Focus on the task at hand.