Massage Parlor Reports

**Rizzler808** · 08-27-24 12:42

Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]

Fairfax is Eliana.

McLean is Andrea (looks hot!)

https://www.instagram.com/empire_myw...gwZTFkNmx1Mm85

Lou.

I got curious and the pictures they had on Instagram were real so at least I knew what to expect. Eliana wasn't available today but Natalia was.

She's about 5'2-5'3, Columbian with a butter face due to an ultra saggy chin but says she's 25. Her massage was probably the best part of the experience and fwiw, the handler was pretty responsive. Natalia works out of a tiny studio in a multi business floor. Lots of foot traffic but she was the girl in the photos. Face is a 5, body is an 8. Her tits are b cup, perky, and she does have a nice ass with piercings on the back with a few tattoos. She's pretty below the neck, I'll give her that.

However, the service was so mechanical and she didn't have any lube so when I was fucking her with the rubber, she was dry and it was a no go. Opted to just get a handy when I already paid $300, $100 hour the hour and $200 for the FS. When she tapped out to give me a handy, it would've been the poster child for thee most unenthusiastic handy known to man. It was an effort and a half to bust one out and that was only due to her ass being honestly fantastic. Spanking and titty grabs were allowed but I was so done by the end of it that I chose to leave at the 20 minute mark.

Total ripoff imo and places like FHOH, Wellness, or any K org is going to get you much further than this place.

YMMV of course but this was my experience.

EDIT: Not a total ripoff. My dick was allowed in her pussy with a rubber but she wasn't prepared to give me the whole monkey so I feel slighted. Stand by what I said though, no repeat and I would not rec.

**Mika69** · 08-27-24 12:13

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

She is great.

Real cmt.

Extras available.

Heavier than the pics but great headlights.

Nice Arlington apartment.

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...y-rubs/2016147

Seen her already, as mentioned in post. Thanks anyways.

**BuckyLarsonJr** · 08-27-24 10:55

Somewhat seconding previous posts from others. Did a walk-in at fhoh and Viviana was the only one available. I personally think she is beautiful and was excited about the prospects. Turned out to be the worst massage I've ever had. Simply a lot of slathering oil all over me no rubbing or massaging what so ever. No teasing and was quite skilled at keeping herself positioned so that there couldn't be any incidental contact initiated by me. On the flip she was very businesslike about offering a nova which I agreed to hoping for more. There wasn't anything more. Tried to do some roaming, even asked permission, and although she let me feel around a little otc she was clearly not into it. One of my worst massage experiences all the way around. And it's a shame because I think she is gorgeous, but as others have stated, doesn't seem to be into it at all.

**Proflou2019** · 08-27-24 10:48

Originally Posted by Panteras [View Original Post]

Better options are out there.

I did see 2 unmarked police cars in the parking lot, farther up in the corner. Watch yourself, be safe.

Anybody tried Relax and Enjoy in the same complex?

https://relaxenjoyspa.wixsite.com/22044

Lou.

**BigGuy65** · 08-27-24 08:49

Julie has most recently been working out of a Falls Church barbershop and been mentioned in these pages previously. She's now hosting out of her home and that causes some concern. Have others taken the plunge and had a positive experience? Does her menu open beyond the rather limited offerings in the barbershop? She's been around the area for years at various nail salons and has also used the names Linda and Mai.

**Samizza** · 08-26-24 21:05

Do they have a shower there now? Cauz otherwise I'm ain't going close to that place.

Originally Posted by BbqCreme [View Original Post]

Had a chance to visit her.

She is indeed fits the description that a fellow monger was gatekeeping.

Face 9/10.

Body 9. 5/10.

Attitude 9/10.

English 2/10.

She's 22 from Spain. FS is available.

She is young and gorgeous and has a nice body. She's very into DFK if you're into that. No BBJ or CBJ on the menu, she says she doesn't do that.

Not "model" quality, but still can't complain.

Otherwise, she might be the youngest / hottest talent out of FHOH so far.

**OldBoomer** · 08-26-24 21:03

Originally Posted by Mika69 [View Original Post]

Can anyone direct me to a good AA provider in the area? I'm mostly a PV guy but am always looking for a good fbsm. I tend to go mainly for the Thais but I've been craving some ebony fun of late. The only ones I know of are Lara in Arlington and Nikki in Alexandria (the latter is no longer active as far as I know).

Any guidance / recommendations greatly appreciated.

She is great.

Real cmt.

Extras available.

Heavier than the pics but great headlights.

Nice Arlington apartment.

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...y-rubs/2016147

**OldBoomer** · 08-26-24 20:57

Originally Posted by ShortMan22 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this one? She's AA.

https://images.craigslist.org/00E0E_...2_1200x900.jpg

I have not seen her in over 10 years. She was pretty old then. She does give a good massage and if the 150 h charge includes a HJ it is a bargain. She used to offer FS for a very large upsell. Nice apartment years ago.

**Caspian33** · 08-26-24 19:33

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23277878.html

Love the headline, "juicy tight pussy" LOL. Juicy, yes, tight. Hell no. Had to finish with a hand job. Way too loose.

The lady was under 50 but over 45, Chinese, just above shoulder length hair, B cups (standing) flat (laying down), tattoo covering a C-section. Friendly, but desperate. Wanted $$. 50 for everything. Eventually ended up with $. 50 cfs, including house fee. Went to do daty, tried, but couldn't do it, the smell. Massage was pressure, squeezing, nothing worth your time. She was wearing one of those blueish prom ***** type dresses, no panties, no bra, nice! I asked her name, she didn't understand. Bring your translator app. After the deed, she asked for my #, nope, not worth a repeat. I was getting dressed, she just straightened out the sheet for the next one. Uggh. During my hour the doorbell was going crazy. I was probably shorted 20-30 minutes. In and out to answer the door.

Better options are out there.

I did see 2 unmarked police cars in the parking lot, farther up in the corner. Watch yourself, be safe.

**Jay The Live** · 08-26-24 19:29

Originally Posted by RubLover21 [View Original Post]

1. 4 seems normal.

Thank You.

**PJ268** · 08-26-24 17:27

Originally Posted by Mika69 [View Original Post]

Can anyone direct me to a good AA provider in the area? I'm mostly a PV guy but am always looking for a good fbsm. I tend to go mainly for the Thais but I've been craving some ebony fun of late. The only ones I know of are Lara in Arlington and Nikki in Alexandria (the latter is no longer active as far as I know).

Any guidance / recommendations greatly appreciated.

Anyone know if Nikki is still around at all? She was great. DM if needed.

**Golden59** · 08-26-24 16:27

Originally Posted by BbqCreme [View Original Post]

Had a chance to visit her.

She is indeed fits the description that a fellow monger was gatekeeping.

Face 9/10.

Body 9. 5/10.

Attitude 9/10.

English 2/10.

She's 22 from Spain. FS is available.

She is young and gorgeous and has a nice body. She's very into DFK if you're into that. No BBJ or CBJ on the menu, she says she doesn't do that..

I thought so and I'm glad I could help and put that info out to the masses. Everyone go see Sara at FHOH.

**BbqCreme** · 08-26-24 16:13

Had a chance to visit her.

She is indeed fits the description that a fellow monger was gatekeeping.

Face 9/10.

Body 9. 5/10.

Attitude 9/10.

English 2/10.

She's 22 from Spain. FS is available.

She is young and gorgeous and has a nice body. She's very into DFK if you're into that. No BBJ or CBJ on the menu, she says she doesn't do that.

Not "model" quality, but still can't complain.

Otherwise, she might be the youngest / hottest talent out of FHOH so far.