Massage Parlor Reports

**BigFlipST** · 09-08-24 17:16

Originally Posted by RickStorm2019 [View Original Post]

Hey Tong. Did you ever track down Lucky in O-town? Been quiet here in SRQ.

RS

Rick I went to Orlando this past weekend and went to M&why. I will admit the talent was GREAT. Technique was amazing. She was doing kegal thing and it was on point. Body was sexy, Tall slender I think man made boobs and butt however looking natural.

$$ total including house for 30 minutes. Her name is Rose and she said she might make it to Sarasota to Eastern. I'm a bit skeptical to go to Eastern right now, People talking about MEAD but from my experience of those places they arent as good as Eastern in terms of service. I'm itching to go right now but two days in a row is nuts. I might just go to a handy spot.

**BigFlipST** · 09-08-24 08:41

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**RedyFourFun** · 09-07-24 06:08

Any updates on the rotation at Eastern? Has anyone been this month yet?

**John J Peppers** · 09-06-24 06:14

Originally Posted by BigFlipST [View Original Post]

Some. New law passed where you have to have name and address and what services were provided. It hit ft Myers and Naples hard. So far hitting Orlando slightly if my guess is right.

I get down to naples every couple of weeks and noticed the change last month, had no idea. So are all the parlors requiring a copy of your I'd?

**YellowJacket** · 08-31-24 15:35

Originally Posted by QuartzB [View Original Post]

The Sarasota news is reporting about an arrest at the New Island Spa on Caring Way in PC (is New Island Spa the same as Gulf Coast Spa? The news report contains the provider's booking photo. Usually, booking photos make the girl look haggard even if she is decent looking in person. In this case the girl looks fairly attractive in her photo, so does that indicate she is stunning in person?

Caring way closed sign on door.

**QuartzB** · 08-30-24 12:29

The Sarasota news is reporting about an arrest at the New Island Spa on Caring Way in PC (is New Island Spa the same as Gulf Coast Spa? The news report contains the provider's booking photo. Usually, booking photos make the girl look haggard even if she is decent looking in person. In this case the girl looks fairly attractive in her photo, so does that indicate she is stunning in person?

**RickStorm2019** · 08-30-24 11:50

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Big long shot. I walked by one a few years ago that offered massage. TOFTT and after several walkbys and smiling at this happy smiling cute middle aged Vietnamese woman. She took me in the back and only a rattle trap table. Zero massage skills. I put her hand on jr and she rubbed one out with actual rubbing. Over time she started giving me bbbjcimsw. She spoke no English. It was loud, kids running around, loud mouth women and a horrible smell of chemicals and Asian food. The other ladies would look and laugh as if they knew what was happening. I never could get any other message across. Pretty much would start with a BJ and 55 minutes of minimal massage. The walls did not go up all the way. We were next to the break room and I could hear broken English as the Vietnamese and Chinese women gossiping about me and the service I was getting.

OMG this sounds like it was the best time ever. If only I could find this place and be in the back while my wife got her nails done then I could say I had done it all.

RS.

**LookingForLefty** · 08-28-24 18:57

Originally Posted by FullyWaxed [View Original Post]

Where would you be able to get some extras such as a L1 in a nail salon that's wide open with other customers around?

I get a pedicure / manicure at a salon and would love to jack off while I'm getting a pedicure since it is a turn on for me, LOL.

Big long shot. I walked by one a few years ago that offered massage. TOFTT and after several walkbys and smiling at this happy smiling cute middle aged Vietnamese woman. She took me in the back and only a rattle trap table. Zero massage skills. I put her hand on jr and she rubbed one out with actual rubbing. Over time she started giving me bbbjcimsw. She spoke no English. It was loud, kids running around, loud mouth women and a horrible smell of chemicals and Asian food. The other ladies would look and laugh as if they knew what was happening. I never could get any other message across. Pretty much would start with a BJ and 55 minutes of minimal massage. The walls did not go up all the way. We were next to the break room and I could hear broken English as the Vietnamese and Chinese women gossiping about me and the service I was getting.

**PA Gonzo420** · 08-28-24 12:03

Hey now mongers! I'll be in the Sarasota area for the next few days, and a 4 hand servcing was on my list. I was going to try vinca but they are closed. Based on recent reports from Eastern, experience may vary. Can anyone recommend anything similar to eastern's services without having to drive to Orlando? Feel free to pm, I am also open to utr type providers, etc. Or, is there any Barbara-level quality provider still around here? Much appreciated, my fellow degenerates!

**LookingForLefty** · 08-27-24 20:40

Taking an AMP vacation. Wow, there are a lot more AMPs than I realized. I go to one and see a few more under the radar nearby with no reviews. Last time years ago I went to Final Touch. Got a middle aged retired stripper, white woman. She wasn't glamorous like the soccer moms on the web site. Still ok. But I think they closed along with their sister shops like Landing Strip.

**YellowJacket** · 08-27-24 15:19

Originally Posted by RickStorm2019 [View Original Post]

Afternoon gents, I had an unexpected free morning last week so I headed to Eastern on Thursday, trying to get there before a lunch rush. Eastern is about 35 m from my house and I literally pass 5 other spas on the way but I have been itching for a TS and a better than average experience. Eastern has definitely been the best spa in town, until it wasn't last Thurs.

Arrived at about 11 a and waited a few minutes in the lobby, then a girl appeared that I hadn't seen before led me back, leading me literally by the crotch, barely dressed in a robe with her tits hanging out. Attractive, mid-30's, slim with decent size Cs, and almost a spinner. She had the largest fake eyelashes I've ever seen! But very cute and (so far) a typical Eastern experience. She led me to the room, asked how long and took the HF (. 60 for 30 m). She said to get comfortable and she would be back in a few minutes. Like an idiot, I gave her the $. 8 donation as she left the room, got undressed and laid on the table. I heard a couple of different mongers' voices, also heard a lot of excited-sounding Chinese on a phone and footsteps shuffling up and down the hall. And then I waited - 15 minutes and nothing yet. Started to get a little antsy, but kept telling myself 'hey it's Eastern, it's the best" so I kept waiting.

I saw a monger leave out the front door on the video monitor in the room and she immediately popped back in with just a towel around her waist (again, nice tits, ass and cute slim body), she came in and grabbed the lube and said 'be right back honey' and then left. Another 10 minutes go by, and by this time I am totally regretting giving the donation up front so I couldn't just walk out without losing the $. Even so, I was about to start getting dressed and to go try to track my $ down when I saw the other monger leave on the monitor. 2 minutes later she was back in and said 'so sorry honey' and immediately took off the towel and started to DFK me. But I was totally grossed out, I knew there is no way she had any time to rinse off between the last 2 customers and me, and she def hadn't freshened up with listerine.

I have it on good authority that Eastern may be rolling with Bella and Sunny for some time. Apparently there is some difficulty now with "Paperwork" , I have this second hand so don't kill the messenger. The report is they are not going change the girls as often as we are used to due to some difficulty in obtaining license info (Seems Odd). We will see if this report is true next month come 9-1 and the same lame provider Bella is still there. I would say Sunny is better than Bella, but has some mileage. My guess is Sunny is the mamasan or the gal in charge, she was the first girl I ever saw there and has been a consistent face. I will add her shaved kitty is as pretty as they purr.

A personal friend gave me a Report on Mead, says there is a new girl is there. She has tattoos on stomach can take it deep and squirms and yelps like a Shitzu taking it from a Great Dane. Have fun.

**BigFlipST** · 08-27-24 09:46

Originally Posted by RickStorm2019 [View Original Post]

Afternoon gents, I had an unexpected free morning last week so I headed to Eastern on Thursday, trying to get there before a lunch rush. Eastern is about 35 m from my house and I literally pass 5 other spas on the way but I have been itching for a TS and a better than average experience. Eastern has definitely been the best spa in town, until it wasn't last Thurs.

Arrived at about 11 a and waited a few minutes in the lobby, then a girl appeared that I hadn't seen before led me back, leading me literally by the crotch, barely dressed in a robe with her tits hanging out. Attractive, mid-30's, slim with decent size Cs, and almost a spinner. She had the largest fake eyelashes I've ever seen! But very cute and (so far) a typical Eastern experience. She led me to the room, asked how long and took the HF (. 60 for 30 m). She said to get comfortable and she would be back in a few minutes. Like an idiot, I gave her the $. 8 donation as she left the room, got undressed and laid on the table. I heard a couple of different mongers' voices, also heard a lot of excited-sounding Chinese on a phone and footsteps shuffling up and down the hall. And then I waited - 15 minutes and nothing yet. Started to get a little antsy, but kept telling myself 'hey it's Eastern, it's the best" so I kept waiting.

I saw a monger leave out the front door on the video monitor in the room and she immediately popped back in with just a towel around her waist (again, nice tits, ass and cute slim body), she came in and grabbed the lube and said 'be right back honey' and then left. Another 10 minutes go by, and by this time I am totally regretting giving the donation up front so I couldn't just walk out without losing the $. Even so, I was about to start getting dressed and to go try to track my $ down when I saw the other monger leave on the monitor. 2 minutes later she was back in and said 'so sorry honey' and immediately took off the towel and started to DFK me. But I was totally grossed out, I knew there is no way she had any time to rinse off between the last 2 customers and me, and she def hadn't freshened up with listerine. I really don't know what another guy's dick tastes like but I did not like the scent on her breath and I had to turn her face away. She seemed to understand and knelt down and started BBBJ and got junior hard. I tried to ask about the table shower, since that is one of the main reasons I'd go to Eastern over other shops in the first place. But she either didn't understand me or ignored me, instead she put on the cover with her mouth and got up on the table for a mish and grabbed me to guide me in.

At that point I figured I might as well enjoy myself, so I fucked her until I blew in the bag a few minutes later. She did have a nice body, so it was nice looking down on her in missionary. Afterwards she cleaned me off with moist wipes and then scooted out of the room. Came back fully dressed with a hot towel to finish wiping me off. No time extension, no offer of massage, only a cold water bottle as per usual. I asked her name (Bella) and she said she was all by herself today so I assume all 3 of us mongers came in at once.

Overall, this is the first time I've been disappointed in a visit to Eastern, usually it is a memorable PSE. But the long wait in the room, lack of TS and the sub-par experience overall makes me wish I'd gone elsewhere, I have had much better experiences for the same or less $. I think I'll delay another trip to Eastern until the rotation changes out. Monger on fellas.

RS

That sucks to hear. Good to know to pay when she is ready not when the lot is filled. Surprised that happened on a Thursday morning.

**RickStorm2019** · 08-26-24 15:39

Afternoon gents, I had an unexpected free morning last week so I headed to Eastern on Thursday, trying to get there before a lunch rush. Eastern is about 35 m from my house and I literally pass 5 other spas on the way but I have been itching for a TS and a better than average experience. Eastern has definitely been the best spa in town, until it wasn't last Thurs.

Arrived at about 11 a and waited a few minutes in the lobby, then a girl appeared that I hadn't seen before led me back, leading me literally by the crotch, barely dressed in a robe with her tits hanging out. Attractive, mid-30's, slim with decent size Cs, and almost a spinner. She had the largest fake eyelashes I've ever seen! But very cute and (so far) a typical Eastern experience. She led me to the room, asked how long and took the HF (. 60 for 30 m). She said to get comfortable and she would be back in a few minutes. Like an idiot, I gave her the $. 8 donation as she left the room, got undressed and laid on the table. I heard a couple of different mongers' voices, also heard a lot of excited-sounding Chinese on a phone and footsteps shuffling up and down the hall. And then I waited - 15 minutes and nothing yet. Started to get a little antsy, but kept telling myself 'hey it's Eastern, it's the best" so I kept waiting.

I saw a monger leave out the front door on the video monitor in the room and she immediately popped back in with just a towel around her waist (again, nice tits, ass and cute slim body), she came in and grabbed the lube and said 'be right back honey' and then left. Another 10 minutes go by, and by this time I am totally regretting giving the donation up front so I couldn't just walk out without losing the $. Even so, I was about to start getting dressed and to go try to track my $ down when I saw the other monger leave on the monitor. 2 minutes later she was back in and said 'so sorry honey' and immediately took off the towel and started to DFK me. But I was totally grossed out, I knew there is no way she had any time to rinse off between the last 2 customers and me, and she def hadn't freshened up with listerine. I really don't know what another guy's dick tastes like but I did not like the scent on her breath and I had to turn her face away. She seemed to understand and knelt down and started BBBJ and got junior hard. I tried to ask about the table shower, since that is one of the main reasons I'd go to Eastern over other shops in the first place. But she either didn't understand me or ignored me, instead she put on the cover with her mouth and got up on the table for a mish and grabbed me to guide me in.

At that point I figured I might as well enjoy myself, so I fucked her until I blew in the bag a few minutes later. She did have a nice body, so it was nice looking down on her in missionary. Afterwards she cleaned me off with moist wipes and then scooted out of the room. Came back fully dressed with a hot towel to finish wiping me off. No time extension, no offer of massage, only a cold water bottle as per usual. I asked her name (Bella) and she said she was all by herself today so I assume all 3 of us mongers came in at once.

Overall, this is the first time I've been disappointed in a visit to Eastern, usually it is a memorable PSE. But the long wait in the room, lack of TS and the sub-par experience overall makes me wish I'd gone elsewhere, I have had much better experiences for the same or less $. I think I'll delay another trip to Eastern until the rotation changes out. Monger on fellas.

RS

**PA Gonzo420** · 08-26-24 09:37

Hey now! I'll be in the area later this week, and am looking forward to visiting Eastern. Does anyone have an update on current lineup and descriptions? If not, I'll report back as soon as I can. Stay safe out there!

**NamelessGhost** · 08-22-24 16:56

I was asked to fill out a form today as well after visiting with them for many times!

She asked a few weeks ago and I said no. Today- "You really need to do this for me honey".

I smiled and laughed and said, "no thanks. Not for me". Took a couple of the complimentary fruit chews to enjoy with my water and headed home.

FYI- central Sarasota near downtown.

Originally Posted by YellowJacket [View Original Post]

Interesting, but I would suspect that if you have to show I'd at an asian parlor, you would have to show it at the legitimate ones as well. My guess is this will not be required, but some other kind of info. I have been to some doctors that don't ask for I'd just insurance card.

My last point is this, if you are willing to break the law to pay some asian girl to suck Mr. Happy until he upchucks in her mouth, you are willing to buy, carry and possess a fake I'd (if the need cums to bare).