Massage Parlor Reports

[DirtBurgler]

Found myself in Rat City this morning so I drove around a bit. I have some Chinese phrases saved on my phone for recon missions:

(Can the board handle Chinese characters? Guess we'll find out.)

Nope. I tried.

[DirtBurgler]

Found myself in Rat City this morning so I drove around a bit. I have some Chinese phrases saved on my phone for recon missions:
(I saw advertisement) (I'm here to see the shop) (How many girls working?) (I can't stay now) (I'll come back) - as I do my 'taking a shower' improv. Works every time.

(Chinese characters didn’t publish)

White Center-.

East-West on 16th SW: There's a small parking area in back. Auntie Coco was the only one there. Her body is shaped like a halibut. She said the other 2 girls were out 'shopping'.

Mia (formerly CK): 'International' shop. The staff rotates often others (Filbert, Door 11 and the like). YMMV.

Burien-.

Seoul: As I was driving up, 2 Hispanic dudes walked out together. I rolled down my window and asked them, "Worth going in there?" Their response led me to believe it was 'Mas why menos'. Your guess is as good as mine about what had just gone on in there. I didn't ask.

Lucky: Crazy looking auntie with bangs-Linda. Hells no.

As I was doing a 12 point turn on my way out of that tiny parking lot, I noticed a sour looking auntie was standing out in front of Lucky, eyeing me suspiciously.

I'm going to avoid the entire SW quadrant for a while.

Skyway: Right on Renton Ave in front of a derelict apartment building. It just says 'massage'. I was about to ring the bell when I heard the unmistakably hoarse voices of a couple of veterans talking loudly inside. I crept back to my rig and burned rubber.

I had Blue in mind all along so I stopped at Bliss. Turns out she's on 'vacation' until (Tuesday I think? Bella was occupied and Kiki looked tired so I came home to regroup.

May head south later.

Cheers.

[Regularity]

A while back, a gal I saw at a massage parlor was robbed. She contacted the police about it. I'm glad that she wasn't afraid to contact law enforcement about the shitty incident.

[AussieFury]

Cops in a parking lot eating dinner don't concern me, but I don't blame anyone for being cautious.

I don't believe uniformed cops are out surveilling AMPs, but that's just me.

I'm heading to Good today. If guys are scared away by the previous report that just means fewer doorbell chimes to bother my session.

But again. Everyone has to decide their own risk tolerance.

[Skeete5555]

A few questions, if you will?

What day at 6 pm?
Same day I posted, Thursday

Which police department?
I couldn’t fully see the police vehicle because it was blocked by another parked vehicle but the SUV was navy blue

How many cop cars and how many cops?
One cop car, I saw three cops


Where in the parking lot were they parked?

Opposite entrance from 515, so close to the entrance near the stop light.

Again, it could be nothing and others in here don't seemed to be bothered by the LE presence but I was uncomfortable seeing them hanging out on the property.

[JamesTheSloth]

LE doesn't even investigate property crimes at this point. I doubt they have a vice squad in their budget. Unless a location is deemed a public nuisance, I doubt LE pays any attention.

Tell you what-next time you see LE hanging out, walk up and ask them what's up. It's your right to know if there are dangerous criminals in the area.

I did the same thing. One day I saw a popo car parked in front of the AMP I wanted to shop, I just nocked on the window and asked if there is any investigation going on? Otherwise I would like to go inside. They said no and left.

[PkShow]

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[DirtBurgler]

Do LE usually gather and surveillance out in public in obvious casual fashion, Or they happened to find a empty parking spot for their food break. ?

I feel like they would probably waster no time if they wanted to bust the place. I think it's just a coincidence and we are freaking out? Maybe?

LE doesn't even investigate property crimes at this point. I doubt they have a vice squad in their budget. Unless a location is deemed a public nuisance, I doubt LE pays any attention.

Tell you what-next time you see LE hanging out, walk up and ask them what's up. It's your right to know if there are dangerous criminals in the area.

[AussieFury]

I wanted to share my experience at Good. Not so much the intimate details because there is plenty of that in here but as I was leaving, there were three police officers just hanging out in the parking lot. They seem to be eating off the hood of their vehicle and just standing around outside. I thought for sure they were going to come up and talk to me but they didn't really pay no attention to me, it still left an uncomfortable feeling for me. I'm sure LE knows of Good establishment (how could you not) but this was the first time seeing LE hanging around on the property. This was around 6:00 pm.

It could be nothing and I'm just overthinking it but seeing that was enough for me to stay away from Good for a while. I just wanted to share my uncomfortable experience after a great session.

A few questions, if you will?

What day at 6 pm?

Which police department?

How many cop cars and how many cops?

Where in the parking lot were they parked?

[FlyingGolfball]

It's definitely not nothing, they were / are most like doing surveillance and collecting evidence for the eventual take down. I have never in my life seen a more popular massage parlor. First and foremost the service is excellent. Who would have thought that by providing great customer service a parlor would produce such enthusiasm and excitement from the monger community. All the Good news has caused a frenzy, mongers are rushing by the hundreds maybe even thousands to experience Shangri-La! My actual experience when I went 2 weeks ago was on par with any of the classic establishments in LA or New York, great service, But what was nerve racking was the constant arrival of new mongers trying to get service, it was literally non-stop. In 20 years of mongering around the world I have never seen anything like it. It actually took away from the experience and gave me anxiety that I should hurry up and finish because so much demand.

So to add to your point about L. E. In the parking lot, it was inevitable that this place has popped on their radar. Seriously how could it not, business is booming with demand only growing after every new monger post about having a good time or through monger word of mouth. I hope I am wrong and the establishment is left alone to continue providing smiles to their loyal clientele.

Do LE usually gather and surveillance out in public in obvious casual fashion, Or they happened to find a empty parking spot for their food break. ?

I feel like they would probably waster no time if they wanted to bust the place. I think it's just a coincidence and we are freaking out? Maybe?

[FlyingGolfball]

Spent some quality time with Mia. Once again, extended multi-position BBBJ (she is gifted) then no rush MPCFS.

What did me in was a combo of the grippy lips in doggie as we faced the mirror. Grabbed both her forearms, pulled her slightly upright, then found the right rhythm and angle for those pendulous big naturals to clap together perfectly over and over and over and over and POP! Authentic sounds, just a great time. I find her unconventionally cute.

But her honeymoon GFE style service is off the charts.

Kyla came in after to introduce herself (wow that ass). The doorbell rang so Mia and I moved to the kitchen area to hang out and make some tea while Kyla (Kayla?) ushered the hobbyist to room #1. A little while later I heard Kyla yelling loudly in Chinese. I stood up immediately not knowing WTF was happening. Mia rushed to the room as I watched through the curtain. Kyla rushed out of the room naked into the bathroom. Mia returned to the kitchen and I pointed at myself and then the door to room 1 and them slammed my fist into my palm as if to ask if she needed me to go in the room and bounce the guy out. Mia shook her head so I stayed behind the curtain. Kyla came back and I heard her kick the client out.

Whoever that was on Thursday afternoon if you're a USAG user: I've been informed you're now blacklisted from Good and Shanghai. I watched them screen grab two shots of your face (outside and lobby cams) and one of your car and license plate. I don't know if they share that with other shoppe managers or not. But if you start getting turned away from other shoppes youll know why.

Don't pull the condom off mid-session and try to stealth BBFS the girls. Un-fucking-cool. Don't fuck up this spot for the rest of us and scare the hotties away. Good is not a BBFS shoppe. The managers (we all know who they are) are very clear with the girls about that. You want to bareback an Asian go find Crazy Cici or pay the K-girl PSE upgrade. I don't seek BBFS but I don't judge guys who do. But doing that shit without the girl agreeing first is straight up assault, motherfucker. You're a piece of shit.

You were smart to leave quietly, and lucky Mia waived me off because in my post-nut testosterone high I would have gladly shown off a bit, let myself into Room 1, and done a little assaulting of my own. The girls didnt give me my nickname because of my banana. I know you saw me on your way out and that Im not lying.

Back to the grannies in Tacoma and FedWay for you. Youre done at Good.

That's just awful. As you said, there are other places that offers BBFS, go there. Geez. People, man.

[KitWalker1967]

Whoever that was on Thursday afternoon if you're a USAG user: I've been informed you're now blacklisted from Good and Shanghai. I watched them screen grab two shots of your face (outside and lobby cams) and one of your car and license plate. I don't know if they share that with other shoppe managers or not. But if you start getting turned away from other shoppes youll know why.

Don't pull the condom off mid-session and try to stealth BBFS the girls. Un-fucking-cool. Don't fuck up this spot for the rest of us and scare the hotties away. Good is not a BBFS shoppe. The managers (we all know who they are) are very clear with the girls about that. You want to bareback an Asian go find Crazy Cici or pay the K-girl PSE upgrade. I don't seek BBFS but I don't judge guys who do. But doing that shit without the girl agreeing first is straight up assault, motherfucker. You're a piece of shit.

Agreed. That's messed up behavior and there are other parlors where bare is available. Glad you were there to show there are good dudes.

[AussieFury]

Spent some quality time with Mia. Once again, extended multi-position BBBJ (she is gifted) then no rush MPCFS.

What did me in was a combo of the grippy lips in doggie as we faced the mirror. Grabbed both her forearms, pulled her slightly upright, then found the right rhythm and angle for those pendulous big naturals to clap together perfectly over and over and over and over and POP! Authentic sounds, just a great time. I find her unconventionally cute.

But her honeymoon GFE style service is off the charts.

Kyla came in after to introduce herself (wow that ass). The doorbell rang so Mia and I moved to the kitchen area to hang out and make some tea while Kyla (Kayla?) ushered the hobbyist to room #1. A little while later I heard Kyla yelling loudly in Chinese. I stood up immediately not knowing WTF was happening. Mia rushed to the room as I watched through the curtain. Kyla rushed out of the room naked into the bathroom. Mia returned to the kitchen and I pointed at myself and then the door to room 1 and them slammed my fist into my palm as if to ask if she needed me to go in the room and bounce the guy out. Mia shook her head so I stayed behind the curtain. Kyla came back and I heard her kick the client out.

Whoever that was on Thursday afternoon if you're a USAG user: I've been informed you're now blacklisted from Good and Shanghai. I watched them screen grab two shots of your face (outside and lobby cams) and one of your car and license plate. I don't know if they share that with other shoppe managers or not. But if you start getting turned away from other shoppes youll know why.

Don't pull the condom off mid-session and try to stealth BBFS the girls. Un-fucking-cool. Don't fuck up this spot for the rest of us and scare the hotties away. Good is not a BBFS shoppe. The managers (we all know who they are) are very clear with the girls about that. You want to bareback an Asian go find Crazy Cici or pay the K-girl PSE upgrade. I don't seek BBFS but I don't judge guys who do. But doing that shit without the girl agreeing first is straight up assault, motherfucker. You're a piece of shit.

You were smart to leave quietly, and lucky Mia waived me off because in my post-nut testosterone high I would have gladly shown off a bit, let myself into Room 1, and done a little assaulting of my own. The girls didn’t give me my nickname because of my banana. I know you saw me on your way out and that I’m not lying.

Back to the grannies in Tacoma and FedWay for you. Youre done at Good.

[AussieFury]

Kiki is prettiest. Bella is hottest. Blue is the sexiest and I'd choose her every time.

Like Alyssa but definitely not the same as Alyssa. Not cute but very attractive.

That made sense to me but the edibles are kicking in.

Cheers.

I agree with your rankings, brother.

[Maximus V]

I wanted to share my experience at Good. Not so much the intimate details because there is plenty of that in here but as I was leaving, there were three police officers just hanging out in the parking lot. They seem to be eating off the hood of their vehicle and just standing around outside. I thought for sure they were going to come up and talk to me but they didn't really pay no attention to me, it still left an uncomfortable feeling for me. I'm sure LE knows of Good establishment (how could you not) but this was the first time seeing LE hanging around on the property. This was around 6:00 pm.

It could be nothing and I'm just overthinking it but seeing that was enough for me to stay away from Good for a while. I just wanted to share my uncomfortable experience after a great session.

It's definitely not nothing, they were / are most like doing surveillance and collecting evidence for the eventual take down. I have never in my life seen a more popular massage parlor. First and foremost the service is excellent. Who would have thought that by providing great customer service a parlor would produce such enthusiasm and excitement from the monger community. All the Good news has caused a frenzy, mongers are rushing by the hundreds maybe even thousands to experience Shangri-La! My actual experience when I went 2 weeks ago was on par with any of the classic establishments in LA or New York, great service, But what was nerve racking was the constant arrival of new mongers trying to get service, it was literally non-stop. In 20 years of mongering around the world I have never seen anything like it. It actually took away from the experience and gave me anxiety that I should hurry up and finish because so much demand.

So to add to your point about L. E. In the parking lot, it was inevitable that this place has popped on their radar. Seriously how could it not, business is booming with demand only growing after every new monger post about having a good time or through monger word of mouth. I hope I am wrong and the establishment is left alone to continue providing smiles to their loyal clientele.