Massage Parlor Reports

[Losttalien]

Yes if you didn't like it don't come back to it. The thing about this for me is I love getting actual massages. Legit ones. This is just a natural extension of that relaxation for me and the plus is sometimes there's a good connection and attraction between the provider and myself. I'm sure everyone here has had that thought before while getting a legit massage with an MT who is attractive or has a nice vibe. That's why when I get a meh experience at an AMP I'm just like yeah that wasn't worth it, same as you OP. Ultimately it's nothing special, it's a happy ending not the source of happiness.

KC.

Yeah I truly understand why'all position on this. I really like that statement about the happiness never thought of that before. I guess what I'm lacking personally is that connection that I already know I'm not going to get from any sex worker LOL but based on experience and the times that I've got lucky with strippers that's what I like the most. IDK there's something about it that I like I guess to each their own but like I mentioned before that's just my position on things. Why'all keep enjoying MPs it was fun but not my thing. Definitely would recommend it to try it at least once though LOL.

[AlexGsxr]

Hey AlexGsxr: tried to send you a PM, but your box is full. Can you open up some space?

Done.

Done try again.

[Ed7454]

Ventured up North to see what's available, and stopped by Golden Massage to see what's available.

Walked in and was greet by a bunch of ladies. Linda was the warmest of the bunch, probably around lower 40's with a decent body. She suggested 4 hands with her bestie, Helen. So, 1. 2 for the house.

Massage was pretty good. Helen has stronger hands whereas Linda was more sensual (slower with the motion). Flip and the fun begins, where both took their tops off. Helen straddled my stomach while Linda does the work. Pretty fun session overall. . 7 tip each. So $$. 6 for the experience.

Linda said she's only been in Atlanta for a week, whereas Helen said she's a part-timer. In any case, definitely would return for Linda alone.

Interesting per RubMap reviews this place is non-erotic. Not even L1 achievable.

[MassageAwesome]

I've had bad luck with gettin 'the ugly one' and then becoming 'their client'. I went in one place, specifically asked the young cute one "I'm getting you right?" all yes's and nods. Layin on the table, I hear some talking in the hall, then gramma yoda walks in smiling talking about "long time no see!" Ya *****, I'm trying to escape you!

I think the cute ones get all the traffic. If you're nice and won't walk out and hurt some feelings you'll get stuck with palpatine.

When I walk in an AMP and there is more than one woman in the lobby, I see who has the best body or is prettier and I ask for her. I will walk up to her and ask if she can massage me, even if she is not the woman at the front desk who greets me. If there is only one woman and she walks me to a room, I will look around to see if there are any other women available and if she looks better or has a better body, I will ask to see her. The first woman will usually try to make you feel guilty or tell you "I will take good care of you. " Or "other girl is not working." or "Other girl busy. " or whatever else to make sure she gets you. It is true that these girls go on rotation, but rules can have exceptions. Just make sure if you stripped down naked, and the girl you asked for does not come in and you get the first girl, that's the time to have big head over power the little head.

And tell the girl what you want or you are walking. Some men just don't care; "she's here, I'm naked. Don't want any drama or hassle. Just massage me."

It's like going to a strip club, or even a restaurant. If you see a hot looking stripper or a hot looking waitress, you want her to take care of you. She may take better care of you and she may not. At least to body was nice to look at and feel.

[LaffinGorilla]

Ventured up North to see what's available, and stopped by Golden Massage to see what's available.

Walked in and was greet by a bunch of ladies. Linda was the warmest of the bunch, probably around lower 40's with a decent body. She suggested 4 hands with her bestie, Helen. So, 1. 2 for the house.

Massage was pretty good. Helen has stronger hands whereas Linda was more sensual (slower with the motion). Flip and the fun begins, where both took their tops off. Helen straddled my stomach while Linda does the work. Pretty fun session overall. . 7 tip each. So $$. 6 for the experience.

Linda said she's only been in Atlanta for a week, whereas Helen said she's a part-timer. In any case, definitely would return for Linda alone.

[UpIntheSky]

Went in and meet a lady in late 40's. Decent looking asked if I called, I didn't so opt for an hour. Got decent vibes. In room there was a big note saying "only professional massage". I thought may be it was just for LEs. Massage was below par and very bad. Felt like just roaming her hands over my back even after asking for medium pressure. Drapes was on full time. And no happiness. Didn't get the name of provider. But it was very busy place. Door open at least 4 times in an hour.

I thought I read in previous reviews that happiness available at Ming, I might be wrong.

You need to get the owner Ming herself and show her the money. HE 100%.

[KC1985]

Anyone know where she went? There's a rumor she went back to an old shop after leaving A1 but idk which one.

Would appreciate if anyone's heard anything. PMs preferred.

Thanks,

KC.

[KC1985]

I've had bad luck with gettin 'the ugly one' and then becoming 'their client'. I went in one place, specifically asked the young cute one "I'm getting you right?" all yes's and nods. Layin on the table, I hear some talking in the hall, then gramma yoda walks in smiling talking about "long time no see!" Ya *****, I'm trying to escape you!

I think the cute ones get all the traffic. If you're nice and won't walk out and hurt some feelings you'll get stuck with palpatine.

Haha this is so fucking hilarious. Wish we could pin posts here cause you've got a gift for comedy writing.

On a serious note you can absolutely say no to whatever or whoever you don't want. If you've seen the ugly one several times just tell her you're trying a new girl. They see it all the time. Like someone else said you can always tell them if not you're leaving, and they'll act right. They hate money going out the door.

If the one I want tells me yes and then another girl walks in the room I'm definitely making a fuss.

-KC.

[Colonel16]

Oasis has always been a sure thing for me.

Hey Basser, just tried to PM you, but your box is full. Can you open up some space?

[Studster]

I got the same exact message from her. I questioned her and she said she meant to say that now that "you don't have to take off clothes". I replied to her, "if I want to still take my clothes off will that be ok?" She replies NO. I texted 2 other girls and they said that Lily might try to go legit and they are questioning if they want to come back. Long story short, they open back up on the 3rd. The 2 girls and Lily confirmed that date. 1 of the girls are saying if the business has change they will not stay that's how they make their money for their families.

I sent a PM regarding this message.

[Basser]

Thanks! I figure when I get in one I can tell the difference, but I've never been to a kamp. Was trying to figure out how to tell before walkin in. It's awkward to walk in, look around then walk out!

Just say you came to get a card and don't have time. Of course you can always change your mind. They know the drill. They've seen it all.

[Basser]

I've gotten hand shakes at both in the past.

Oasis has always been a sure thing for me.

[Colonel16]

I've gotten hand shakes at both in the past.

Hey AlexGsxr: tried to send you a PM, but your box is full. Can you open up some space?

[AlexGsxr]

OK, still doing a lot of traveling trying to find an ATF replacement. (Roswell raids).

This time I hit Lawrenceville-Suwanee and visited Crystal and Oasis.

Crystal: met Cindi the owner; married; short hair and fairly tall; father is in China with poor health; she visits him from time to time; massage was not that good and there were no signs of anything else good.

Oasis: met Mary; married with 2 kids; fairly attractive; easy to talk to; massage was good but no signs of anything else.

Does anyone have different intel on either of these two locations? PM me if that is better for you. Thanks.

I've gotten hand shakes at both in the past.

[Colonel16]

OK, still doing a lot of traveling trying to find an ATF replacement. (Roswell raids).

This time I hit Lawrenceville-Suwanee and visited Crystal and Oasis.

Crystal: met Cindi the owner; married; short hair and fairly tall; father is in China with poor health; she visits him from time to time; massage was not that good and there were no signs of anything else good.

Oasis: met Mary; married with 2 kids; fairly attractive; easy to talk to; massage was good but no signs of anything else.

Does anyone have different intel on either of these two locations? PM me if that is better for you. Thanks.