Massage Parlor Reports

**WestSidePunter** · 08-24-24 19:54

It's so hard to say no to a Latina. Wish I had.

Girl was attractive, 20's, great ass, good tits, small waist. It would have been so easy for her to seal the deal and guarantee many returns. But terrible covered BJ, lackluster massage, barely any English. Worse than my Spanish, which is saying something. And she wouldn't even take her pants all the way off. Couldn't even be bothered to pretend she was enjoying anything.

Also too expensive.

So fuck me, I guess. I should have listened to the earlier reports instead of hoping it had changed.

**Cooouve** · 08-24-24 18:00

Originally Posted by Bhanson475 [View Original Post]

Looking for a few old friends.

Has anyone seen.

Suki from moon flower that was on Gibbs.

Or CoCo or Cali from Blue sky back in the day?

I texted Coco and she told me she isn't working right now.

**BillJ1984** · 08-24-24 14:24

Met with a 30 something year old. Skinny typical look. The massage was weak, spend too much time on my neck. 10 minutes in she's like flip over. Agreed on boom boom for 150 clams. She wanted 200 flowers. She put a coat on me and began to start me off with a HJ I had to tell her BJ and she acted like she didn't know what that is and it was so frustrating. So no BJ and she climbed on top for some cg, 5 up and downs and she was tired. I finally put her in ds 🐕 to the finish and left disappointed. I won't be back anytime soon. I'll go somewhere else hungry for more.

**Pdx503** · 08-24-24 02:31

Originally Posted by Bhanson475 [View Original Post]

Looking for a few old friends.

Has anyone seen.

Suki from moon flower that was on Gibbs.

Or CoCo or Cali from Blue sky back in the day?

I ran into coco back in Dec 23 at phoenix in Clackamas. One of my old favs for sure. I had a good time with her but she is about 5-10 years older now and about 20 lbs heavier. Said she took a few years off from working.

She was actively telling me to come back when the new girl gets here next week, but I never made it back out to Clackamas for the effort.

She was an oldie and a goodie for sure.

**Bhanson475** · 08-24-24 01:02

Looking for a few old friends.

Has anyone seen.

Suki from moon flower that was on Gibbs.

Or CoCo or Cali from Blue sky back in the day?

**Tungsten99** · 08-23-24 22:35

There hasn't been a report on this place in a while so I decided to stop in.

Met Nina ‐ attractive enough, natural body with some tats and wear and tear.

She's really good at sex. DFK and covered activities were great. I was able to finish with her riding CG which almost never happens for me at AMPs. Would repeat with her.

**VMan09** · 08-23-24 22:27

Thanks for the offer and for the offers from other people.

I was able to see her on Thursday evening. This time, she told me that she loves me. She also said she would stop working at the massage parlor, if she were my wife. I think it is funny that she wants to marry me when she doesn't even know my name. She said some other stuff that was confusing, but that could be because of the language barrier. I'll see if I can take her out for dinner, so we can talk without being interrupted by customers. This wouldn't be the first time I found myself in a crazy situation. I moved cross country for a girl that I only met a couple of times. Having a unicorn for a wife sounds like a bad idea. Maybe what she said got lost in translation, so I'm hoping she can explain herself better. Knowing my luck, things will only get worse.

Vman0.

Originally Posted by HotCold69 [View Original Post]

Where? We can definitely go see for you.

**Amp Guide** · 08-23-24 20:30

Decided to visit Lucy massage on 4th plain The street sucks due to repaving. OMG slow going. Nice visit Hard on the wanting tips. Do not take too much with you. Girl was super hot in the body. Nice average face. Good bolt ons firm flat stomach. Super clean very tight down below. Left happy. Massage was good. I enjoyed it. Just not the upsell. But oh well. Its only money and you can make more. I do not mind paying for good service provided I get good service.

Cheers quite a few trips easy and south lined up. Flying sucks. TSA PRE is the way to go. Or private.

Delta = Lexus.

United = GM.

Spirit. Frontier = FUCKING WALMART AT 2 am.

Tought you could all use a laugh.

**HotCold69** · 08-23-24 17:09

Where? We can definitely go see for you.

Originally Posted by VMan09 [View Original Post]

I met a unicorn that claims I'm the only one she does bareback and cip. I like seeing her because she doesn't charge me extra. She tells me I'm her good friend, but it sounds like girlfriend when she says it. She says since I'm her good friend, she only does raw and cip with me. I think she tells all of the guys the same thing. Nobody has reported her doing more than BBBJ, so I guess she might be telling the truth, but I really doubt it. I'm trying to decide if I should still she her and hope she doesn't do cip with other guys.

If somebody messages me that he was told the exact same thing, then I'll start bagging it. That's too bad, because she is the only unicorn I've found during my 20+ years of visiting AMPs..

**Qualish** · 08-21-24 16:03

Originally Posted by Zizix [View Original Post]

… been through the sick buffalo stories with bargirls from Thailand I know how the game works LOL.

We will see if she wants to go out agian.

As one who knows the difference between Patpong, Nana Plaza, and soi 6 in Pattaya, this made me smile.

To those that don't, know what he describes is a well known phenomena.

**Zizix** · 08-21-24 15:49

Spent sat night at the beach with the massage girl I've been seeing had a great time with her got back Sunday droped her off after dinner and grocery shopping sun night.

Got a I need a new phone message my phone is having problems I want an iphone 15 . Gently told her I was not going to buy her a new phone been through the sick buffalo stories with bargirls from Thailand I know how the game works LOL.

We will see if she wants to go out agian.

**RileySmom** · 08-20-24 18:03

Stopped by Candy on Holgate and saw Annie. By far the sexiest gal I've seen. She is an absolute doll. Slender, nice ass, b's on top, long hair. When a gal shudders and screams like she did, WOW. I thought Coco was going to come running in. Mediocre massage, then onto BBBJ, and the fun began. Good thing I don't live here, or I'd go broke. She said I want to go with you. Uh huh.

**Sliderin88** · 08-20-24 15:39

Originally Posted by VMan09 [View Original Post]

I met a unicorn that claims I'm the only one she does bareback and cip. I like seeing her because she doesn't charge me extra. She tells me I'm her good friend, but it sounds like girlfriend when she says it. She says since I'm her good friend, she only does raw and cip with me. I think she tells all of the guys the same thing. Nobody has reported her doing more than BBBJ, so I guess she might be telling the truth, but I really doubt it. I'm trying to decide if I should still she her and hope she doesn't do cip with other guys.

If somebody messages me that he was told the exact same thing, then I'll start bagging it. That's too bad, because she is the only unicorn I've found during my 20+ years of visiting AMPs.

Vman0.

I feel ya on this one as I’ve had similar experience and still see her regularly with whatever “service” I want wether it’s bbbj or cip, doggy or mission and as you say without charge and she always initiates it and says we’re friends passionately but I have also have wondered at times so yeah tell me where and I will tell you if that’s the same, I do have a couple places where I have friends but there’s only 1 place that sounds familiar to what your saying. PM ok

**VanMan2023** · 08-20-24 13:27

I saw Lisa last week and really liked her. Stopped by again yesterday and new gal said she suddenly left for China. Disappointed!

**VMan09** · 08-19-24 22:47

I met a unicorn that claims I'm the only one she does bareback and cip. I like seeing her because she doesn't charge me extra. She tells me I'm her good friend, but it sounds like girlfriend when she says it. She says since I'm her good friend, she only does raw and cip with me. I think she tells all of the guys the same thing. Nobody has reported her doing more than BBBJ, so I guess she might be telling the truth, but I really doubt it. I'm trying to decide if I should still she her and hope she doesn't do cip with other guys.

If somebody messages me that he was told the exact same thing, then I'll start bagging it. That's too bad, because she is the only unicorn I've found during my 20+ years of visiting AMPs.

Vman0.