Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Spent some quality time with Mia. Once again, extended multi-position BBBJ (she is gifted) then no rush MPCFS.

What did me in was a combo of the grippy lips in doggie as we faced the mirror. Grabbed both her forearms, pulled her slightly upright, then found the right rhythm and angle for those pendulous big naturals to clap together perfectly over and over and over and over and POP! Authentic sounds, just a great time. I find her unconventionally cute.

But her honeymoon GFE style service is off the charts.

Kyla came in after to introduce herself (wow that ass). The doorbell rang so Mia and I moved to the kitchen area to hang out and make some tea while Kyla (Kayla?) ushered the hobbyist to room #1. A little while later I heard Kyla yelling loudly in Chinese. I stood up immediately not knowing WTF was happening. Mia rushed to the room as I watched through the curtain. Kyla rushed out of the room naked into the bathroom. Mia returned to the kitchen and I pointed at myself and then the door to room 1 and them slammed my fist into my palm as if to ask if she needed me to go in the room and bounce the guy out. Mia shook her head so I stayed behind the curtain. Kyla came back and I heard her kick the client out.

Whoever that was on Thursday afternoon if you're a USAG user: I've been informed you're now blacklisted from Good and Shanghai. I watched them screen grab two shots of your face (outside and lobby cams) and one of your car and license plate. I don't know if they share that with other shoppe managers or not. But if you start getting turned away from other shoppes youll know why.

Don't pull the condom off mid-session and try to stealth BBFS the girls. Un-fucking-cool. Don't fuck up this spot for the rest of us and scare the hotties away. Good is not a BBFS shoppe. The managers (we all know who they are) are very clear with the girls about that. You want to bareback an Asian go find Crazy Cici or pay the K-girl PSE upgrade. I don't seek BBFS but I don't judge guys who do. But doing that shit without the girl agreeing first is straight up assault, motherfucker. You're a piece of shit.

You were smart to leave quietly, and lucky Mia waived me off because in my post-nut testosterone high I would have gladly shown off a bit, let myself into Room 1, and done a little assaulting of my own. The girls didn’t give me my nickname because of my banana. I know you saw me on your way out and that I’m not lying.

Back to the grannies in Tacoma and FedWay for you. Youre done at Good.

[AussieFury]

Kiki is prettiest. Bella is hottest. Blue is the sexiest and I'd choose her every time.

Like Alyssa but definitely not the same as Alyssa. Not cute but very attractive.

That made sense to me but the edibles are kicking in.

Cheers.

I agree with your rankings, brother.

[Maximus V]

I wanted to share my experience at Good. Not so much the intimate details because there is plenty of that in here but as I was leaving, there were three police officers just hanging out in the parking lot. They seem to be eating off the hood of their vehicle and just standing around outside. I thought for sure they were going to come up and talk to me but they didn't really pay no attention to me, it still left an uncomfortable feeling for me. I'm sure LE knows of Good establishment (how could you not) but this was the first time seeing LE hanging around on the property. This was around 6:00 pm.

It could be nothing and I'm just overthinking it but seeing that was enough for me to stay away from Good for a while. I just wanted to share my uncomfortable experience after a great session.

It's definitely not nothing, they were / are most like doing surveillance and collecting evidence for the eventual take down. I have never in my life seen a more popular massage parlor. First and foremost the service is excellent. Who would have thought that by providing great customer service a parlor would produce such enthusiasm and excitement from the monger community. All the Good news has caused a frenzy, mongers are rushing by the hundreds maybe even thousands to experience Shangri-La! My actual experience when I went 2 weeks ago was on par with any of the classic establishments in LA or New York, great service, But what was nerve racking was the constant arrival of new mongers trying to get service, it was literally non-stop. In 20 years of mongering around the world I have never seen anything like it. It actually took away from the experience and gave me anxiety that I should hurry up and finish because so much demand.

So to add to your point about L. E. In the parking lot, it was inevitable that this place has popped on their radar. Seriously how could it not, business is booming with demand only growing after every new monger post about having a good time or through monger word of mouth. I hope I am wrong and the establishment is left alone to continue providing smiles to their loyal clientele.

[DirtBurgler]

Who would you say is hotter / prettier? I've did a 4 h with Blue and Kiki and I found Kiki more attractive, but Bella was busy so didn't get to meet her.

Kiki is prettiest. Bella is hottest. Blue is the sexiest and I'd choose her every time.

Like Alyssa but definitely not the same as Alyssa. Not cute but very attractive.

That made sense to me but the edibles are kicking in.

Cheers.

[IzziBoi112]

Who would you say is hotter / prettier? I've did a 4 h with Blue and Kiki and I found Kiki more attractive, but Bella was busy so didn't get to meet her.

Bella is the best.

[Avodeets]

Bliss.

Renton.

Kiki and Bella.

Both hot.

Both young all natural amazing bodies and pretty faces.

Yes they "interact. ".

GFE. DT. DATY. CG. DG. ABCDEFG. LMNOP.

They performed the impossible and popped me twice in 30 minutes. First Bella deep throated me and then blasted me on those AMAZING tits.

They wiped me off with a hot towel and JUST KEPT GOING.

Bella eventually finished me onto her outstretched tongue. I was NOT quiet.

I don't do a lot of duos but I will do this again.

Wasn't busy so 300 all in for 30 mins of bliss at Bliss.

Mmmmm tits.

They told me to make sure my friends I'd themselves as "Big Monkey friends. ".

I name dropped big monkey when I saw Bella last week. She mentioned she hadn't met you yet but was appreciative of all the referrals. Looks like you got well acquainted. I will have to give the 4 H a try next opp I get. Thank you and to everyone else for the great Intel.

[Hman206]

Bliss.

Renton.

Kiki and Bella.

Both hot.

Both young all natural amazing bodies and pretty faces.

Yes they "interact. ".

GFE. DT. DATY. CG. DG. ABCDEFG. LMNOP.

They performed the impossible and popped me twice in 30 minutes. First Bella deep throated me and then blasted me on those AMAZING tits.

They wiped me off with a hot towel and JUST KEPT GOING.

Bella eventually finished me onto her outstretched tongue. I was NOT quiet.

I don't do a lot of duos but I will do this again.

Wasn't busy so 300 all in for 30 mins of bliss at Bliss.

Mmmmm tits.

They told me to make sure my friends I'd themselves as "Big Monkey friends. ".

Who would you say is hotter / prettier? I've did a 4 h with Blue and Kiki and I found Kiki more attractive, but Bella was busy so didn't get to meet her.

[FlyingGolfball]

I have heard all of the great reviews of Bliss. Have been to Good, it was okay. Really want to try Bliss, especially for 4 H but don't know where to find it. Please comment or dm if you can give me a location or provider contact info. TY, ty,ty!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...nton-wa-231590#review-2969002.

[Shogun Hua]

Where located?

Try Google maps or Rubmaps.ch they advertise on this website. I found it fairly quickly using either one, just now. If you like Dim Sum, Triumph Valley is nearby and very good. Just get there at opening or you need to wait in line.

[Taunami]

Where located?

Diva isn't an "AMP". It's an independent shop for independent providers. The owners aren't even Korean or Chinese. You never know who'll answer the door. Could be a Euro, Afro, Asian or Latina. The facility itself is top-notch. Clean, big airlock, great tables, smells good, excellent sound system and mad security. That said, it's not going to be for everyone.

I read strip clubs reports (out of curiosity) and see that cats are spending upwards of 3 x for a covered chair blowie within a 5 song time limit. A TNA incall can run 5 x or more after the verification runaround. 2 x for convenient, hassle-free, walk-in FS is a bargain. Diva is going to cost you $$. 6. Take it or leave it.

If one were to arrange a 4 h with Kelly and Momo it would go something like this:

The girls are from SF (I misspoke when I said LA). Both are top of the class but not the same. Kelly has the fine features and attitude of a K-girl. Momo has a more euro look and reserved demeanor. Both are naturally gifted with thin waists, round asses and fantastic chest-meat; Momo is a full C and Kelly is a DD at least. They'd get right to work and take you around the world with narration and sound effects in 30 min, clean up and spend another 30 putting you to sleep with their hands. CBJ, daty, k9, 69,96, Russian, 2 girls one cock finish. No disappoints other than no saliva exchange. Upscale session with upscale company. The choice is yours until the end of the month.

Cheers.

[Shogun Hua]

I'm rather new to the whole MP scene. Just wondering if you guys call / text ahead a certain number of hours ahead to reserve something during busier hours? Or do you just walk in and see if anyone is available? What is your normal routine?

Making a reservation is always a good idea, just don't expect them to hold the reservation. Someone could say they are you and take your spot. I usually call to find out if the person you want is working. When they answer the door, ask their name, if you don't like what you see, ask for the person you are looking for. After a successful session, try to get the phone number of the person you like and make a reservation that way. I find that is more successful than on the house phone.

I also highly suggest reading the "AMP Tips" forum. Start with post 1.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2291-AMP-Tips-and-Guidelines/page15

[Donnaus23]

I have heard all of the great reviews of Bliss. Have been to Good, it was okay. Really want to try Bliss, especially for 4 H but don't know where to find it. Please comment or dm if you can give me a location or provider contact info. TY, ty,ty!

[Skeete5555]

I wanted to share my experience at Good. Not so much the intimate details because there is plenty of that in here but as I was leaving, there were three police officers just hanging out in the parking lot. They seem to be eating off the hood of their vehicle and just standing around outside. I thought for sure they were going to come up and talk to me but they didn't really pay no attention to me, it still left an uncomfortable feeling for me. I'm sure LE knows of Good establishment (how could you not) but this was the first time seeing LE hanging around on the property. This was around 6:00 pm.

It could be nothing and I'm just overthinking it but seeing that was enough for me to stay away from Good for a while. I just wanted to share my uncomfortable experience after a great session.

[TaroBoba]

If Kelly and Momo are independent providers at this independent spa, are they running their own ads and have their own number? Or do you just call the Diva main number to book?

Diva isn't an "AMP". It's an independent shop for independent providers. The owners aren't even Korean or Chinese. You never know who'll answer the door. Could be a Euro, Afro, Asian or Latina. The facility itself is top-notch. Clean, big airlock, great tables, smells good, excellent sound system and mad security. That said, it's not going to be for everyone.

I read strip clubs reports (out of curiosity) and see that cats are spending upwards of 3 x for a covered chair blowie within a 5 song time limit. A TNA incall can run 5 x or more after the verification runaround. 2 x for convenient, hassle-free, walk-in FS is a bargain. Diva is going to cost you $$. 6. Take it or leave it.

If one were to arrange a 4 h with Kelly and Momo it would go something like this:

The girls are from SF (I misspoke when I said LA). Both are top of the class but not the same. Kelly has the fine features and attitude of a K-girl. Momo has a more euro look and reserved demeanor. Both are naturally gifted with thin waists, round asses and fantastic chest-meat; Momo is a full C and Kelly is a DD at least. They'd get right to work and take you around the world with narration and sound effects in 30 min, clean up and spend another 30 putting you to sleep with their hands. CBJ, daty, k9, 69,96, Russian, 2 girls one cock finish. No disappoints other than no saliva exchange. Upscale session with upscale company. The choice is yours until the end of the month.

Cheers.

[Doctor Pepper]

I just got back from the Philippines and visited a spot called Abacca Spa in Manila and had one of the best. If not THE best. True lingam edging massages in my life. 80 minutes for $30 USD! Incredible. I need to go back. The ladies there hone their craft and are excellent at what they do. They take pride in taking you to the edge and back. A slow buildup leading to an explosive ending. And to top it off, 80 minutes is 80 minutes over there.

If you have been to the Philippines and ever visited Abacca, or have been places across the ocean that offer similar services, you will know what I speak of.

All that being said, I'm looking for ANY place or person / provider that offers something similar here. I know it's a long shot, and it doesn't have to be exactly the same, just something similar. Years ago I saw Miss Kai and Ms Parvati and that was the closest I ever got (Tantra-esque). Right now maybe a very similar experience would be Yami at Eternity. Feel free to send me a PM if you like. And if you ever find yourself in the Philippines, go visit Abacca Spa.

Dr. P.