Massage Parlor Reports

[Victor McSweet]

I'm with you all the way. But, I'm curious, what's the Scandinavian model?

Google is your best friend. But in lame terms, it's legal in most, if not all Scandinavian countries including Germany and I believe Belgium. The government regulates the business: they make sure the providers are safe and healthy.

[Victor McSweet]

Are you not into Japanese girls? There are tons of early 20's cuties with super tight pussies available.

I love Japanese girls but their establishments want background checks and I don't do that period. I just read the reviews on here with a giant amount of envy. He-he-he. The search continues.

[DannyRomeoo]

I made up my mind with Alyssa again since my last session was pretty epic. Added Lucy too since she was reviewed recently in a double with Allyssa.

Downgraded to 30 min and added PSE and Greek with both, I didn't know that was an option before.

I wasn't going to post about it but these two ladies really gave it all and made sure I was happy and satisfied with literally every hole.

Both are probably in their early 30's.

Allyssa is taller not as small and not experienced as Lucy but she pushed herself and did very well. Lucy is just Lucy, she's been that way forever. A firecracker with more experience and a more direct touch and attitude.

I tried to give each a good time but as with almost all doubles you can really go nuts trying to make 2 happy. We focused on PSE in the shower and covered Greek in the room.

Allyssa took the brunt of it in PSE and especially Greek.

We had good transition from one to the other. We had a good time in the shower with me between them standing up washing, rubbing me, fucking both.

For the main event they used me as if I was a seasaw, Lucy on my face, Allyssa bouncing on jr. Felt good!

I felt as if we were all on the same page, the moans for the most part felt on point.

I took Allyssa in doggy Greek, bent over her ass really popped. Did the same for Lucy. Both were very tight too.

[ItWasntMe123]

Thanks brother. I'm fairly new at this hobby (going on a year). As far as I can tell, they aren't that many girls in their 20's. Not easy to find anyway. I was starting to lose faith in finding a tight woman out there, but you are correct; I will not limit myself. Thanks a bunch!

Are you not into Japanese girls? There are tons of early 20's cuties with super tight pussies available.

[XStrudel]

Although I do enjoy doubles on occasion, I also feel that doubles are extremely YMMV, extremely variable in a variety of ways. For example, some doubles are very focused on me, other doubles feel like a more balanced threesome, we're all interacting naturally, there is chemistry between thee participants. And playfulness. If it's not playful, we might as well not do the double, at least that's how I feel.

So for me, the personality of the two girls and also the chemistry, it makes or breaks it. With that in mind, I have to say that my splurge today with Chooey and Sophia hit the absolute bullseye. They are both assertive and charismatic, know each other and like each other, and enjoy working together. Best double memory, although it was only 30 minutes due to schedule constraints. One of those few times that I have walked out of a double thinking to myself damn, I must repeat with this exact pair soon.

[SugoiBoi]

This boils my blood, why can't this city, heck, the whole country legalize it already. Just fucking adopt the Scandinavian model, I mean WTF? Enough already. What is the problem? Argh!

I'm with you all the way. But, I'm curious, what's the Scandinavian model?

[ArchieKaras]

Damn she done for another several months now? Was hoping NYC would be next but that doesn't seem to be the case. I've been chatting with guys who have fucked her in Charlotte and she was giving off more IOP than ever. A lot of wet sloppy soaked nonstop sessions filled with hard choke fucking, spitting in her mouth, fingering her ass, cum & spit swallow, and other harder shit and she calls them daddy and begs them to fuck her the whole time. Kora was having her fun alright hahaha. So I was really hoping she's back to selling those holes now.

I did hear she looks very artificial and plastic now though. Said the ass being fake is obvious. So I guess she got that done which I'm not surprised cause she seemed insecure about her butt LOL. Few gentlemen acting coy about some other stuff but nothing really confirmed but I can guess what it might be. I'm really hoping she opens up anal in her menu. I know she likes toys in that asshole and with all this rough butt fingering going on that's the next move to put every hole for sale. Heading to Vegas next for a bachelor party next week, hopefully better news after I'm back LOL. If anyone know a return date lmk.

[Victor McSweet]

Found a place around the MSG area. Nervous af, because of cops and shit. But the little head was throbbing. Was greeted by a lass on her mid 40's she was the only one in the place. I laid out my intentions, business out of the way, ($200 an hr). She noticed I was sweaty, took me to a small standing shower, cleaned myself while she watch me. Gave me a towel and headed to one of two rooms in the small place. The half-ass massage was meh. I aske3 d where she was from, she said she was Chinese. Long dark hair (not up on a bun or a pin like they usually do) pale skin, kind of cute. Never smiles. Takes off her negligee, sans underwear and I see it. OMG, it was a big, bald and beautiful vulva (just the way I like them!) My jaw hit the floor. I asked if I could go downtown, she said yes. Her lips were pink and smallish. I was in heaven. I wanted to stay down there, but I also wanted some action. She slips the bag, I tell her not to put too much lube because I find it hard to come with too much lube. She climbs on top and begins to grind. After a three or so minutes, she tells me that I'm done. Mind you, I paid for a full hour. I tell her I haven't come yet. She dismounts, checks the condom and tells me that I came already. "See" she said showing it to me. (WTF?) I tell her I'm not done, I guess she believes me because I tell her to get doggie and she does. She had a flat ass but once is up in the air--it's quite inviting. I start pumping. I asked her if she wants me to come, she says yes. So I grab her by her long dark hair and enjoy the ride till I pop. When she takes the bag off, she noticed that I really came this time, "It's a lot!" she said (It's not the first time a provider has said this to me. I'm known for having huge loads). I always try my best to keep things positive, while she stands there looking at me getting dress. I asked her name and tell her that I would like to come back and see her. Even after the lackluster performance and her cold attitude I still gave her a $40 tip. This cheers her up, she gave me a small bottle of water and I head out. Lesson of the story? If you want to be treated like a king, go with the providers who charge more, hopefully, they will treat you like a king, otherwise stay with these drive-by-night types. Dang, I still think about her big, beautiful pussy tho--been fighting the temptation of going back. Still thinking about it as I type this. You should've seem it guys. It was beautiful.

[Victor McSweet]

Most smaller Asian women are pretty tight, even in this hobby. Younger ones, twenties are the tightest also the most expensive. But do not limit yourself, I had a 40 year old that was medium build, flat ass, A cup and I couldn't fit my little friend all the way in her. Used to push hard into her especially from the back, never a complaint. You can find this in Manhattan or Queens.

Good Luck!

Thanks brother. I'm fairly new at this hobby (going on a year). As far as I can tell, they aren't that many girls in their 20's. Not easy to find anyway. I was starting to lose faith in finding a tight woman out there, but you are correct; I will not limit myself. Thanks a bunch!

[Genghis Dong]

Julie 340 hr DFK CFS BBBJ Korean.

Julie is a hottie. I think she is a yoga instructor. I love how slender / skinny she is. Her mid section no fat at all. Well done C tits. Koreans tend to have the best plastic surgeons and TG for that. Nice top sticking out with that little ass opposite. Get that asymmetry. Her English is good. Damn pretty face on her, long brown hair.

The pics with the pink walls are her and some minor P.S. On the face I guess but that is mostly obstructed.

For some reason I never knew or maybe I just forget how good her BBBJ is. I know she does DT, but with me it is a nice deep BJ with no teeth. Like the head of my dick is just hanging out in her throat. Next time I am going to get my dick way in there and just jizz down her throat to give her super soaker vocal chords. Well, I didn't think of this that day.

Yeah, BBBJ in shower then back to the room with some good DFK and sucking those tits till the nipples hardened. Korean hookers are great. Maybe the best. With Julie I just lay back and let her suck my dick. I would have been fine with her sucking it the whole hour. In a way IDGAF about BJs for the most part. But with her. I enjoy like a lazy bastard.

Condom on and that pussy is tight. Korean pussies don't crack. It is like they are magic. Sweet Korean pussy heaven. She rides me in cg and acg and this whole time I think I am going to get her in mish and kiss her and get eye contact to finish but.

I get in her standing doggy with her on the bed and damn I was not leaving that position. Damn long build up almost like edging. And her ass does look nice in doggy. Any Asian woman has at least a nice ass bent over in doggy. Yeah, I busted my nut in her right there.

She gives a good massage and we chatted about everything Korean I am into including pussy. Until next time in that yoga instructor pussy.

[PokeOrProd]

This girl is such a sweetheart. I wanted tot take her out to dinner right after our session. I stumble a bit finding the place but papasan came to the rescue. Zibo's ready and waiting. The place is clean quiet. Opens the door and damn! My type. We exchange formalities and get to right to business. Nice shower, small talk (English is very good) and gently washes my body with a lot of eye contact as she place with me. Back to the room and I lay down for what is an amazing BJ. Suction like OMG. Go to 69 and what a sight. Fresh, clean and perfection. I can't take it anymore and go right to mish. She's in such good shape. Spread those legs as wide as possible. Begged for harder and faster and slower. Moaning and squeaking with each thrust. Pulls me in closer for a true GFE session. Switch to doggy and this is where I bust way too fast. That ass. Phew. She went right into the perfect position. Straight up into the air. I'm positive being and she's throwing it back and looking back. Fantasy noises and some dirty talk. She says wants more and she's coming. This was great performance because she was so wet and her legs wrapped around mine while her back muscles flexed to the max. I was feeling so much that. Uh oh I came too. I had so many plans. We lay and talk naked while I caress her body. Shower up and back to work. Sorry to the fellas that are trying to keep her secret but we're supposed to share, right?

[SometimesGr8]

When it comes to Lucy, I think one of the reasons she is such a favorite of mine is because she's so consistent. Her energy level and service level has always been excellent every time I've seen her.

Most recently dropped in for 30 minutes session (240) and got my Lucy fix including her incredible soft wet deep throat blow job, her soft wet and patient ball sucking and tongue swirling. As always she put in the work but was carefully not to make me come quite yet. She knows I love her in doggy, so although we spent most of the time with her BBBJ, I finished CFS in doggy, standing.

[Victor McSweet]

My favorite sentence of the entire article:

'All three officers reported immediately exiting the spa "without receiving massage therapy or engaging in sexual acts," instead notifying their NYPD teams right away, the documents say. '.

God forbid a NYPD cop gets a blowjob while on duty, LOL.

This boils my blood, why can't this city, heck, the whole country legalize it already. Just fucking adopt the Scandinavian model, I mean WTF? Enough already. What is the problem? Argh!

[SeniorHedonist]

929-633-XXXX.

Nicole. 300+100 BBFS and Greek.

This is a fairly new place. Read a few reviews and was curious. It's also within walking distance of where I live. Texted them. MMS wrote back and addressed me by my first name. Turns out she has my number from other AMPs she's worked at in Manhattan. They have a rotating staff including Nicole, who I recognized from twitter / X phot. I saw her a few times at New Rainbow. I think she went by Coco. She's been at a number of AMPs.

Decided to see Nicole (Coco) since I enjoyed our sessions at New Rainbow. Texted mms and walked over from my apartment. As soon as mms and I saw one another, we realize we had met on more than one occasion at a couple AMPs. Not sure what name she's going by now and I don't recall name she went by before for that matter. She's very short, petite and cute. Grabs my crotch and leads me down the hallway to one of the rooms. The space is brand new. Typical layout. Reception area with a waiting room to the right and a long hallway to the left with lots of rooms on either side. Nicole comes in and recognizes me immediately. At this point, I'm out of my clothes. We start making out dfk. She grabs my cock. She looks as good as ever. Remove her clothes. Out spill those big breasts which I remember so well. To me they feel natural, but I wouldn't swear to it. I am not always so good when it comes to this stuff when they're done well. For Those of you who have never seen her she's on the shorter side. 5'3" or so. I'm 6'4" so everyone seems short to me. She's no spinner. So if that's all you're interested in she might not be your brand of vodka. I love this type of body. Strong muscular legs, great ass, flat stomach. Completely shaved spectacular pussy. She drops to her knees and takes my cock in her mouth. She always gave great head and she hasn't lost her touch. I happen to like having others watch so I opened the door to the room and left it open wide. Nicole remembered this fetish of mine and laughed.

She resumes sucking my cock and then we move to the table. I lie on my back and she gets between my legs and takes my cock back in her mouth. With that mms walk by, looks in to see all the action. She starts laughing. She comes into the room and takes my hand as I stroke her leg. I tell Nicole 69. She straddles my face, plants her pussy over my mouth and continue to take my cock deep in her mouth. I start devouring her spectacular pussy. I'm not even sure exactly what's going on down by my cock. I know it's in Nicole's mouth. But I can also feel extra hands around it. MMS is getting busy LOL. Nicole starts grinding her pussy, harder and harder against my mouth. My tongue working every inch of it all the way up to her ass. I'm shoving my tongue in her ass and then back to her pussy. She devouring my cock and somewhere down there mms's hands are assisting.

Now it's time to fuck. Nicole loves Greek. I think even more than being fucked in her pussy. She will let you fuck her pussy bare, but she wants a cover for the ass. Cover on she gets on the table on all fours and I slowly enter her ass with my cock. We start fucking harder and harder. She keeps saying fuck me harder fuck me in my ass. At this point mms had left the room and now returned with a small ottoman which she places in the hall right outside our room. Door of course wide open. As I'm fucking Nicole, I look over and mms sitting on the Ottoman watching us. She said she's going to Video. I don't think she really did, but it was a huge turn on. And I just keep going at it. I am a fucking her in the ass like crazy and she is loving it. I asked if there's anyone else who wants to watch. MMS goes down the hallway and returns with Catherine. Catherine is wearing a black dress. Thin shapely and very pretty. Pictures on the Twitter-X page are accurate. I'm now practically on top of Nicole fucking her ass as hard as possible while mms and Catherine are watching. This goes on for a while. Practically expect applause from the hallway. Listen, I'm 66 yrs old so I'll take any ego builder. Finally I say it's time to fuck that pussy of yours. Take the cover off Nicole gets on her back on the table and we go into missionary. Catharine giggles, waves, and heads back down the hallway. MMS here's the phone ring and goes back to the reception area. Meanwhile, I'm fucking Nicole as she looks up at me with those gorgeous eyes of hers. And those tits bouncing back-and-forth.

Getting close to the end of the hour, so I ask Nicole where she would like to take me. She points to her mouth; who am I to argue. I tell her to sit on the Ottoman in the hallway. I stand over her as she takes my cock in my her mouth and starts jerking it with her hands. MMS returns and watches. Finally I can't hold out any longer and I explode in Nicole's mouth. I tend to cum a lot normally and it's been a couple of weeks so I give her a full mouthful. I felt a little bad. But she took it like a champ. Lots of enthusiastic sounds. No more room in her mouth for my cock and my cum she gets up and I tell her to go spit. She goes down to the bathroom. Meanwhile mms and I talk and laugh. Nicole returns. I get dressed. We continue dfk. Then she and mms walk me to the front door. One last deep kiss with Nicole. A light kiss with mms (I gave her 20 for being so accommodating) and I'm out the door and walking home with an extra spring in my step.

[LowerLine]

Per a recommendation of a fellow monger, I tried out OSF for the first time and booked an hour ahead of time with Kristen. As the rec said, she's very young and definitely not a pro, but still fun. Pps let me in and took me to the room where she was waiting. This was 6:30 on a Thursday and the place was completely dead. He took me to a room where she was already waiting and the room was way too hot. There was an AC machine in the corner but it was clearly not running at a low temp. Kristen was very cute and young but could tell upon the first hug that she had a little b. O. Under her arms, likely due to the heat.

Her English is minimal and I gave her the donation (price as advertised on website) and we undressed. LFK and she took me to a stand up shower where she washed me but not really herself. Brief BBBJ and then back to the room. Performance was OK though I didn't find her particularly talented in any respect (actual event, massage, etc.) and her best attribute is definitely just being young a cute. Overall, fun but wouldn't repeat.