Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Noticed a spot I'd never seen today. Ivy Massage in Auburn. 8th and Harvey.

Didn't have time to pop my head in, but from outside it looked like the kind of spot I'd like.

No listing on RM tho. Anyone got intel? I won't have time to check it until next week.

[DirtBurgler]

Diva isn't an "AMP". It's an independent shop for independent providers. The owners aren't even Korean or Chinese. You never know who'll answer the door. Could be a Euro, Afro, Asian or Latina. The facility itself is top-notch. Clean, big airlock, great tables, smells good, excellent sound system and mad security. That said, it's not going to be for everyone.

I read strip clubs reports (out of curiosity) and see that cats are spending upwards of 3 x for a covered chair blowie within a 5 song time limit. A TNA incall can run 5 x or more after the verification runaround. 2 x for convenient, hassle-free, walk-in FS is a bargain. Diva is going to cost you $$. 6. Take it or leave it.

If one were to arrange a 4 h with Kelly and Momo it would go something like this:

The girls are from SF (I misspoke when I said LA). Both are top of the class but not the same. Kelly has the fine features and attitude of a K-girl. Momo has a more euro look and reserved demeanor. Both are naturally gifted with thin waists, round asses and fantastic chest-meat; Momo is a full C and Kelly is a DD at least. They'd get right to work and take you around the world with narration and sound effects in 30 min, clean up and spend another 30 putting you to sleep with their hands. CBJ, daty, k9, 69,96, Russian, 2 girls one cock finish. No disappoints other than no saliva exchange. Upscale session with upscale company. The choice is yours until the end of the month.

Cheers.

[TaroBoba]

I'm rather new to the whole MP scene. Just wondering if you guys call / text ahead a certain number of hours ahead to reserve something during busier hours? Or do you just walk in and see if anyone is available? What is your normal routine?

[NeedsGlasses]

Amy at Apple.

A few days ago. A bit dry so stopped by Apple. Some OK experiences and reports here a while ago. Amy answered, alone. Young but thick (not in a good way), not so pretty. Should have left but continued. No kissing. BBBJ, CFS, fiv, fia. Ok with CFS as was a bit funky. Got tired, I was "too big", kept reverting to HJ. Not recommended. Mid-afternoon. Based on this won't be back for a while.

[DamianDono]

Bliss.

Renton.

Kiki and Bella.

Both hot.

Both young all natural amazing bodies and pretty faces.

Yes they "interact. ".

GFE. DT. DATY. CG. DG. ABCDEFG. LMNOP.

They performed the impossible and popped me twice in 30 minutes. First Bella deep throated me and then blasted me on those AMAZING tits.

They wiped me off with a hot towel and JUST KEPT GOING.

Bella eventually finished me onto her outstretched tongue. I was NOT quiet.

I don't do a lot of duos but I will do this again.

Wasn't busy so 300 all in for 30 mins of bliss at Bliss.

Mmmmm tits.

They told me to make sure my friends I'd themselves as "Big Monkey friends. ".

Bless you brother.

[AussieFury]

I'm guessing things are stable with just the same girls everywhere? I'm in a relationship and on the bench but have come to rely on Aussie (and others) reports of making big Asian tiddies bounce to get me through 😂.

If you like natty topedoes flopping in perfect circular sync. Bella at Bliss can't be beat. Filthy talk on point too.

[AussieFury]

Bliss.

Renton.

Kiki and Bella.

Both hot.

Both young all natural amazing bodies and pretty faces.

Yes they "interact. ".

GFE. DT. DATY. CG. DG. ABCDEFG. LMNOP.

They performed the impossible and popped me twice in 30 minutes. First Bella deep throated me and then blasted me on those AMAZING tits.

They wiped me off with a hot towel and JUST KEPT GOING.

Bella eventually finished me onto her outstretched tongue. I was NOT quiet.

I don't do a lot of duos but I will do this again.

Wasn't busy so 300 all in for 30 mins of bliss at Bliss.

Mmmmm tits.

They told me to make sure my friends I'd themselves as "Big Monkey friends. ".

[DamianDono]

I'm guessing things are stable with just the same girls everywhere? I'm in a relationship and on the bench but have come to rely on Aussie (and others) reports of making big Asian tiddies bounce to get me through 😂.

[Rafie]

I was referred to this house by another provider. Really nice house in Tukwila, but not in a neighborhood.

When I arrived I saw a woman that I had seen at various places, but I had never tried her. Her name is Jolie. Very attractive auntie with a smokin body. Has had some enhancements, but done very well. Gave a decent massage and became very sensual during the festivities. I will do a return session with her.

She introduced me to a Colombian girl (Paula) as I was leaving. Total smoke show! Might be fun to do a 4 hands with them both.

Softee for Viets. Can you tell me more about your experience (or anyone else in the know) with this Jolie. Was it all covered? Did she seem to like it (well, at least a good act) or just perfunctory? And what was the $$ damage?

[Esau1989]

Thanks! How would you rate the staff there? Age / looks?

I met some good girls there but it's been about 2 months since I've seen anything good. I haven't taken any action because the women seem too old to me. They are about 50.

I went this weekend but I don't like the new girl.

[DirtBurgler]

Went and saw my favorite "Korean Kelly" at Diva. Man that girl drives me nuts. She is only going to be there through the end of the month (sadness has overcome me). Another new girl there, "MoMo". Another true Korean girl. If anyone has any intel on her I would appreciate it. She looks like she could be a lot of fun too.

Kelly and Momo are roommates at home in LA. Both are first rate. (Kelly was my first review on this board). I never got the 4 h they offered when they were here together last time but I'm going to go collect it this time. Thanks for the heads up.

Cheers.

[VTwelveMpg]

Been wanting to check out good after seeing so many reports and holy fuck consider me a convert. Saw Kyla (two other girls were there. Don't remember the names she said but they were both in the middle of sessions). Kyla is pretty small, from what I can tell all natural, no scars or stretch marks, shaved and an innie. Started right off with the action, BBBJ then hit it from multiple angles. Ultimately ended in prone, which is my fav. I'm down in Tacoma so don't find myself up this way too often but after this I would say it's totally worth the drive. She said she's here through the end of the month.

[HH216]

Juicy ass just never seemed like the correct term to me. Makes me think something nasty is going to or has happened. Round, plump, Georgia Peach, Apple Bottom, or voluptuous all seem better descriptors to me. But to each their own.

BTW it is funny to watch a girl's demeanor change when I say "Big Monkey says Hi".

Tiny short. Huge MM rack. Tiny tiny waist. Big hips and a juicy ass. Only the best kind of curvy. She's wearing kitty ears and has kinky black perm'd hair.

Face is solid 9 with dimples. She's a head-turner.

Don't miss Russian.

Id put her late 20s early 30s but she looks 25.

[PnwVette]

That's good to hear. What did your Kelly visit cost all in?

You know I don't discuss what I paid in public forum. As we all know, there can be many factors that can impact pricing. If you're out of shape, un-showered, a jerk, and the "boys" look like a 70's porn star, I imagine the price will be different for someone that is the opposite.

[AussieFury]

I know Diva was a total upsell shop before (I still visited because I liked the talent). But now under new ownership, I don't see it as much. YMMV.

That's good to hear. What did your Kelly visit cost all in?