Massage Parlor Reports

**Novacreeper** · 08-21-24 22:26

Originally Posted by VaMong [View Original Post]

Thanks for the clarity gents! Andrea certainly does look hot!

As a side note, I don't get people's issue with finding what FHOH is. Not being familiar with the area or Paul Simon's work I was able to find the place in 20 minutes. In fact the Paul Simon addition probably added 10 minutes to my time.

Thanks for the valuable side note referring to a month old post. So sorry you were so inconvenienced during your, no doubt, very busy day. 10 minutes. Gosh.

**VaMong** · 08-21-24 21:18

Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]

Fairfax is Eliana.

McLean is Andrea (looks hot!)

https://www.instagram.com/empire_myw...gwZTFkNmx1Mm85

Lou.

Thanks for the clarity gents! Andrea certainly does look hot!

As a side note, I don't get people's issue with finding what FHOH is. Not being familiar with the area or Paul Simon's work I was able to find the place in 20 minutes. In fact the Paul Simon addition probably added 10 minutes to my time.

**Proflou2019** · 08-21-24 20:14

Originally Posted by VaMong [View Original Post]

Was thinking of giving Eliana a shot tomorrow but I'm thrown off by saying is it McLean. I'm from Richmond but the only Empire I could find was in Fairfax. Is there something I'm missing?

Fairfax is Eliana.

McLean is Andrea (looks hot!)

https://www.instagram.com/empire_myw...gwZTFkNmx1Mm85

Lou.

**BbqCreme** · 08-21-24 18:21

Originally Posted by VaMong [View Original Post]

Was thinking of giving Eliana a shot tomorrow but I'm thrown off by saying is it McLean. I'm from Richmond but the only Empire I could find was in Fairfax. Is there something I'm missing?

They have two locations, txt the number and they'll tell you where to go.

**VaMong** · 08-21-24 18:09

Originally Posted by CrucialCloudz [View Original Post]

I went and saw Eliana in McLean yesterday. You have to text the number / handler to set up the appointment and she / they give you the green light or schedules the time. Luckily I was able to go right in since I went relatively early, noon 12 pm. I entered and she greeted me and she is absolutely gorgeous and smokin body.

Was thinking of giving Eliana a shot tomorrow but I'm thrown off by saying is it McLean. I'm from Richmond but the only Empire I could find was in Fairfax. Is there something I'm missing?

**NarrowLeeway** · 08-21-24 14:31

I have been 4 times, 3 have been with Lisa. She teases a bit but nothing offered and I haven't pushed it. Once with Gigi, who was more forward and handsy. Services seem to be available, but it's expensive and I probably won't be returning enough to find out.

**Uboatct** · 08-20-24 18:14

How's the English spoken at this place or will I need a translator app?

Originally Posted by BbqCreme [View Original Post]

Ruby is the new girl. She looks like she could pass off as a 19-22 why / o, but she's definitely in her mid 20's.

Overall very shy girl, thin body. Decent chest for her overall size.

**OldBoomer** · 08-20-24 17:26

For those of you who have not seen her, RTFF and you will want call right away.

Great Massage.

Great Nipples.

You can get a hair cut an nail job too with easy set up, safe apartment, easy parking Annandale!

PM if you need more.

Search the forum for Tara for lots more.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...3036765-205535

**BbqCreme** · 08-19-24 19:43

Originally Posted by DeeMoney23 [View Original Post]

To my May Wellness guru's, which provider at May would you all recommend and say has the best body type? Looking for whoever at least has C's up top and has some semblance of a booty. I'm a Maryland guy who is finally going to take the plunge at May this evening since I will be in that area. Any responses are much appreciated!

Ruby is the new girl. She looks like she could pass off as a 19-22 why / o, but she's definitely in her mid 20's.

Overall very shy girl, thin body. Decent chest for her overall size.

**TacoManVa** · 08-19-24 19:35

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

This Mali person travels from Cali to Texas to Virginia, and in each state she allegedly is working in, you "review" her. Sounds like you are her free advertiser.

Haha my folks live in Austin and as I mentioned I work often in VA. I live in San Diego. She travels all over, Seattle, Chicago and Los Angeles but I have not seen her in any of those cities. I don't get to those cities very often. Anytime that our paths and schedules cross each other I definitely make it a point to go and see her because she is a very special person.

I came up with the name TacoManVa because I get great tacos down in San Diego because we are so close to the Mexican border, and the VA obviously stands for Virginia which is where I travel to work oftentimes.

**HickeyOnMyDick** · 08-19-24 18:03

Anyone got Russian with Coco? Went back to see her and got a HJ. I love her nice D tits and can't stop imagining to finish on her chest or chin after Russian.

**Proflou2019** · 08-19-24 17:08

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

No buyers remorse, but remembered why I stepped away from mongering so much. Likely to go back into retirement. Miss 2 ATFs at other locations but they don't have TS so unsure if I'll visit or just go back into retirement.

Hey Rick, thanks for the Oasis update (as we've discussed that place), bummer.

FWIW, I had a dream about 7 Star (Cobblestone) last week. A entertaining TS is included in house rate. At my age, dreams are sometimes not fully recalled, but in this case I do remember there being a quite attractive 30-something describing a CFS opportunity for $$.

Don't give up!

Lou.

**PuntaJaco43** · 08-19-24 15:03

Originally Posted by DeeMoney23 [View Original Post]

To my May Wellness guru's, which provider at May would you all recommend and say has the best body type? Looking for whoever at least has C's up top and has some semblance of a booty. I'm a Maryland guy who is finally going to take the plunge at May this evening since I will be in that area. Any responses are much appreciated!

You have come to the right place, my son!

There are three women currently working as an extension of the Three Musketeers. (Previously reviewed last week. See # 27744 for more info.).

The youngest and least experienced of the trio is Ruby. She needs some work on her massage skills, but overall, she is under 30 years young with a slender taller body with a roundness to her figure.

Next up is Cindy. She is a younger mature woman possessing probably the best tight little figure around. She is not voluptuous, just slender and very taut. Cindy is probably the best masseuse at May Wellness apart from Nicole. Nicole is the manager and only works on special requests, she also is hot in her own way.

The other girl there is Judy; she is new, and a tad older.

Unfortunately, the "C" crew is out on leave.

I would suggest Cindy.

To Conclude: Keep in mind that May Wellness provides a great massage experience, some good conversation followed by a standard Nova. Nothing else is offered; I don't want you to be disappointed.

Regards.

PJ.

**BbqCreme** · 08-19-24 14:57

Fernanda is probably one of the hottest girls that has rotated out of this place. They actively advertise on CL and other sites.

Looks 7/10.

Body 9.5/10.

Attitude 8/10.

Finish 9/10 in the bag.

Massage 1/10 non existent.

Never considered repeating a provider here, but I'm really considering this one. She's 29 and around 5'4".

Probably the nicest chest I've ever seen at one of the providers. I believe they're all natural as well. She has a nice little BBL as well, but overall, looked very good. She knows some English so communication was good.

She looks exactly like the pictures, probably one of the few instances where she actually looks younger in person.

FS available, $.5 + $ house fee was the total damage.