Massage Parlor Reports

[Plombier1337]

Anyone had a chance to visit Happy Angel Spa up in Lakeview? Pass by it on my commute back from work and it's seemingly 24/7?

[JackJack300]

I was driving down Irving Park, near Elston, and saw what I think is a new spa open up near Natural. 35XX and. Irving Park. I went in to give it a look and was greeted by a nice lady named Zuki. She had a very positive personality. I opted for a 30-minute massage and although it wasn't the greatest, it wasn't the worst either. I flipped over and right away she asked if I wanted a BJ. So I did. It was pretty great. She told me I should come back next time for everything. Her partner, Helen, had a bigger ass. So I might try her next. Was not disappointed.

[GeekAuto]

After reading all the reviews about sxl decided to pull the trigger.

Called ahead and asked who was available, and was told Kelly Coco Emily and one more name that I do not remember.

Anyway, once arrived I was met by Coco at the entrance, and I asked if Emily was available and she said Emily was busy but that she could take care of me.

Honestly, I was not into Coco as she was not my type really.

But I was thinking with my other head and pulled the trigger on Coco.

And while the service was decent, I was not into her. Next time I will make an appointment to see Emily or Kelly.

[CuteWOne]

Hello all,

I'm looking for a little more info. I dod read the reviews on orange but I'm wondering if there's a decent massage to be had there. I so. E of us just like going for the extras but I want it all LOL.

I'm driving 4 hours round trip and I don't want to be disappointed or waste my time. Of there's any other AMPs that provide that down by you guys I'd greatly appreciate any info.

Thank you much.

Stay safe out there.

[ChiWankXx]

Has anyone seen Lilly lately, larger thick girl w / some big natural titties. Was a staple at Papasan place on diversey then moved to Fullerton, was wondering where she is now..

If someone replies can you provide me with the info? Have been looking for her as well!

[ChiWankXx]

This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.

I have no problems running into other mongers. We are all adults and know why we are there for!

[RichL1234]

Has anyone seen Lilly lately, larger thick girl w / some big natural titties. Was a staple at Papasan place on diversey then moved to Fullerton, was wondering where she is now.

TIA.

[Tyler Black]

Went yesterday to LLC Spa. Think their Google Business page says Massage Chicago? Either way its the one on W Fullerton.

Shorty went by Jamie. Seemed cute looking from the get go so I was hopeful this spa would stay consistent with the past reports.

Getting comfy was quick and easy and Jamie was in the perfect gear for the occasion (tight tight leggings). Just like her tight pants, she gave the right amount of tightness all around my body. Like hella a lot of pampering and teasing. Got me rock hard np and was glad that she understood the actual assignment when things Segway to what I would consider a perfectly good bbj.

With the exception of a small hiccup when I first got there and had to wait, yesterday ended on a high note for me.

[Tyler Black]

I have no problem running into other mongers. If I see my neighbors there, I will definitely engage them, and chat them up at the summer barbeques. I've met a couple mongers as well. It's not as scary as most people think. Most guys are pretty chill, and down to Earth. It's a pretty typical representation of society. Some are nice looking, some are not. Some have more money, personality, better sense of humor, etc.

After a 30 year marriage, and losing my wife, this hobby kept me sane and the depression away. It also taught me not to judge others on the reasons they indulge in this hobby. So, the next time you see a monger anywhere, give him a nod.

Most of us are grown ass men seeking a particular service and want to keep using said services. Could argue this community is a lot less toxic than even more conventional hobbyist communities.

A chunk of us go for mindless superficial reasons and even many go for legit therapeutic reasons. All valid. All perfectly fine.

& glad it's worked well for you.

[HeartLander]

In town for business this past week and decided to repeat at Ashland Perfect. Booker sent pics of 3 girls, all hot, and I chose Ella. Believe it or not it was the same girl as the pic except that she has longer hair now. Went for the VIP option for three bills. Showed up and Ellaawas waiting in the front for me. I had booked their Tatemi room which is basically a full size bed instead of a massage table. She closed the door and gave me about a minute of DFK. She's skinny, but. As natural C's with big nipples. About 5 feet 4 inches so not quite spinner but damn close. Limited English but enough to get the message across. She helped me undress and took me to the table shower. It was about 10 minutes and included an actual scrubbing with extra attention to my asshole and boys. She stripped and did a good 5 minutes of nuru front and back along with more DFK. She had me hard as a rock. It was the best table shower I I've ever had. Then a preview BBBJ that devolved into full on rimming while the warm water was running. I'm talking full tongue and inch or more deep along with the water. Fucking amazing! Dried off and to the Tatemi bed. About 10 minute massage that was sexy as hell with kisses on my neck and a tongue in my ear. Kisses down my back and rims from behind while reaching under for a light handy. I couldn't take it and flipped. BBBJ for, no kidding, 10 minutes alternating with more rimming. Had to take 3 breaks to keep from popping. Asked for cover and commenced mish and CW girl that involved incredible Kegel work while licking my nipples. Turned her over and finished in standing doggie while banging away as hard as I possibly could. She was shrieking so loud anyone in the building probably heard it, haha! It was arguably the best sexual encounter of my life. Would repeat if I were in town, but alas, I am not. Have fun Chicago, I am eternally jealous of your options. Ella was fucking amazing.

Based on this report I checked out Ella at Ashland Perfect. I was skeptical to be honest, but Patch69's report is pretty much spot on. Ella is stunning. Great thin body with nice natural tits. She was wearing a skin tight mini dress with ass hanging out. Went VIP for. 3. Skipped the massage and went straight from table shower into the fun. Everything was very GFE with a lot of DFK and tongue play if you like that. Her tits are perfect about a handful and a half with nice large nipples that get erect to about a half inch when sucked on. The rimming was amazing and almost sent me over the edge. Otherwise I pretty much agree with everything in the prior report. In my opinion she is better VIP service than I have had at any of the apartments for the same rate and I recommend considering this place and Ella in particular if you are shopping for places to go. This girl is going to have a line out the door this week with the convention going on. 10/10 for me.

[BreakinTheLaw]

Just wanting some insight if Ashland perfect is worth the hour and a half trip from south bend. The looks around here aren't worth it anymore but if Ella is that hot then I will make the drive.

[ElJefe69]

I have no problem running into other mongers. If I see my neighbors there, I will definitely engage them, and chat them up at the summer barbeques. I've met a couple mongers as well. It's not as scary as most people think. Most guys are pretty chill, and down to Earth. It's a pretty typical representation of society. Some are nice looking, some are not. Some have more money, personality, better sense of humor, etc.

After a 30 year marriage, and losing my wife, this hobby kept me sane and the depression away. It also taught me not to judge others on the reasons they indulge in this hobby. So, the next time you see a monger anywhere, give him a nod.

I also don't mind running into other mongers. I also don't see why people have anxiety about waiting on the street for a place to let you in the door. It is not a secret why we are there It is easier to share Intel since people are more inclined to be social and talk about things the have I common in person.

[Squat]

This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.

HappyG .

I have no problems running into other mongers. In fact, mongers can even get-together for drinks and sharing stories. Remember the Chinatown?

[GeneralObvious]

This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.

I have no problem running into other mongers. If I see my neighbors there, I will definitely engage them, and chat them up at the summer barbeques. I've met a couple mongers as well. It's not as scary as most people think. Most guys are pretty chill, and down to Earth. It's a pretty typical representation of society. Some are nice looking, some are not. Some have more money, personality, better sense of humor, etc.

After a 30 year marriage, and losing my wife, this hobby kept me sane and the depression away. It also taught me not to judge others on the reasons they indulge in this hobby. So, the next time you see a monger anywhere, give him a nod.

[Jge096]

Hey all,

Tested out SXL and ended up with Kelly. She is incredibly attractive and fit for her age with great man mades. The actual massage was underwhelming but the teasing made up for it. She gave an incredible BBBJ with a lot of gagging. We ended up 69'ing for a little bit but ended up back in BBBJ where I CIM. I not a fan of BBFS but she made several attempts to ride me and that turned me on a lot. It was my first time ever being at an AMP and somebody wanting FS so badly. At the end of the session, she asked me to come back so we could FS. I will definitely take her up on that and report back on how that is. I will repeat with her but I want to test out Bebe before giving Kelly another go. If you are into Asian MILFs, I would 100% try Kelly at least once.

What's her upcharge for FS?