Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-25-24 23:36

Originally Posted by BSouthgate [View Original Post]

Despite the bullshit that the Holier than Thou NGOs spread, most hookers are free to refuse any client for any reason (like the sign says in restaurants and bars). Of course if a woman continually refuses clients, the boss may decide that she is not suited for the position and hire another to replace her. That is just like any job at all except the hookers have more leeway to refuse clients than waitresses or hairdressers.

On the other hand, aside from guys who are so dirty and stinky that they offend even the mamasan who takes their house fee, why should a masseuse refuse a guy? He is a source of income. She has a lot of control over the situation. She can say she only does handjobs; no FS, no BJ, not even massage. Just hand release. She can ask for as much tip as she likes.

The lesson for you brothers is you should try to be as presentable and clean and smell as nice as you can. Shit, shave and wash before you play. The play will be more fun.

One of the girls at SH told me that she never has to deal with a customer she doesn't want to, and that PPS is supportive of the girls. That being said, I have never at any time seen any evidence that others mongers or myself were ever approved or vetted by girls. Usually PPS says "1 hour combo" and you are lead to the darkened mini-room of carnal pleasures. I have never seen a girl look you up and down, and say "Well OK, I'll accept this one as a client". Maybe if they are going to reject they tell you that your girl has another appointment and suggest you see the new girl who doesn't know how to massage at all as a substitute.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-25-24 17:32

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I figure I've been mongering for about 35 years. In all that time I've encountered maybe 2 or 3 girls in MPs (AMPs and LMPs) that I'd consider young hotties. Young being under about 25. I had a young Latina hottie in Downey once who couldn't have been much older than 20. I had a couple of Asian hotties who were probably in the 23 - 25 range. Outside of that, girls in their 30's and up is more the norm.

I've had a couple escorts who claimed to be 18 and their appearance supported them actually being that age. But of course they were quite expensive as compared to AMP prices.

So yeah they're out there, but you generally won't run into one by just walking into a massage shop. If you do, then you better buy a lottery ticket on your way out.

Way back in the day, I used to go to a place that was operating out of a big mansion in Bel Air. That was pre-internet days when you had to drop a quarter into the dispensers on the sidewalks and pick up a copy of the La X-Press. You'd always look around until you had a clear break to go get one because you felt like a royal pervert getting one of those in broad daylight. For those who don't know, those were newspapers with pictures of topless girls on the front page with stars covering their nipples, and they were full of sex ads. This place advertised "real college girls" and all of the girls literally looked like they could have just walked off the UCLA campus. I actually tried dating one but could never get her to fully agree. She was 18 and I was in my early 20's at the time. Basically it was a fancy jack shack. She'd get naked and spend an hour rubbing her tits all over you and then jerk you off. I went there about half a dozen times before it disappeared. Unfortunately I've never seen anything like it pop up since. I mean it wasn't a whole lot different than today's nuru shops, except all of the girls were very young and very hot, and most were white, locally grown girls.

There is a really cute 19 year old in SH on Mag and Westmin. Gorgeous. Soft long hair that kinds of brushes against you as she leans over you. She kinda presses her B-cups into your head from behdi as she is doing the seated massage. She is graceful and wonderful. Only one slight downside. She only does legit massage. Not even a hint of a tease. She won't even touch your legs except through the towel. She doesn't even bring water to you as you get dressed. Personally I can't imagine trying to corrupt an innocent youth, so I just let her do her thing and don't push it or shove it into her hand.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-25-24 17:28

Originally Posted by HoDough [View Original Post]

For example, if a 300 lb man with pimples and scars on his face walks in, and he stinks like a homeless man. If it's a slow day, would most providers take him in, or make an excuse to turn him away?

On average, from seeing other mongers coming and going, they are not many Brad Pitts. Moreover, women generally care less about looks than men do. Valuing decency, kindness, and yes cleanliness. And even further, Chinese women in the sex business are probably even less picky about good looks or six packs. I think they appreciate a clean guy who is respectful and somewhat generous. Its possible if they see the proverbial 300 lb dude in the dark, they won't see the pimples. And they may think that this guy will be more appreciative of a good time than us seasoned mongers whose dicks have a high gloss finish after being hand waxed and polished so many times. When she is pulling his pickle, she is probably thinking more about how this 10 minute episode will earn her as much money as she would make in a week back home.

**BSouthgate** · 08-25-24 13:29

Originally Posted by HoDough [View Original Post]

For example, if a 300 lb man with pimples and scars on his face walks in, and he stinks like a homeless man. If it's a slow day, would most providers take him in, or make an excuse to turn him away?

Despite the bullshit that the Holier than Thou NGOs spread, most hookers are free to refuse any client for any reason (like the sign says in restaurants and bars). Of course if a woman continually refuses clients, the boss may decide that she is not suited for the position and hire another to replace her. That is just like any job at all except the hookers have more leeway to refuse clients than waitresses or hairdressers.

On the other hand, aside from guys who are so dirty and stinky that they offend even the mamasan who takes their house fee, why should a masseuse refuse a guy? He is a source of income. She has a lot of control over the situation. She can say she only does handjobs; no FS, no BJ, not even massage. Just hand release. She can ask for as much tip as she likes.

The lesson for you brothers is you should try to be as presentable and clean and smell as nice as you can. Shit, shave and wash before you play. The play will be more fun.

**BSouthgate** · 08-25-24 13:15

Originally Posted by ArtVandalay90 [View Original Post]

One of my ATF's told me she would tell undesirable clients HJ only instead of FS, and just take less money so she could move on to the next guy.

That sounds reasonable. I am sure many use that strategy.

**ArtVandalay90** · 08-25-24 03:22

Originally Posted by HoDough [View Original Post]

For example, if a 300 lb man with pimples and scars on his face walks in, and he stinks like a homeless man. If it's a slow day, would most providers take him in, or make an excuse to turn him away?

One of my ATF's told me she would tell undesirable clients HJ only instead of FS, and just take less money so she could move on to the next guy.

**Dildo Baggens** · 08-24-24 14:49

Agreed, In my decades of this hobby and the numerous conversations I've had with every kind of provider there is one universal axiom, they don't like stinky dirty guys. If you're new to this game, use the old time Honored triple S rule,(shit shower and shave). If you can't bathe, at least use their bathroom and clean yourself with soap water and towels.

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

Without exception they say as long as they are clean so if he stank no but they would offer him a shower.

Some chicks won't do cowgirl on a guy that fat because the have to spread their legs and some aren't comfortable in missionary if they are working alone (he dies they are trapped under him).

But the VAST majority don't care as long as you are clean.

**Admin2** · 08-24-24 13:10

Originally Posted by HoDough [View Original Post]

For example, if a 300 lb man with pimples and scars on his face walks in, and he stinks like a homeless man. If it's a slow day, would most providers take him in, or make an excuse to turn him away?

Without exception they say as long as they are clean so if he stank no but they would offer him a shower.

Some chicks won't do cowgirl on a guy that fat because the have to spread their legs and some aren't comfortable in missionary if they are working alone (he dies they are trapped under him).

But the VAST majority don't care as long as you are clean.

**HoDough** · 08-23-24 23:44

For example, if a 300 lb man with pimples and scars on his face walks in, and he stinks like a homeless man. If it's a slow day, would most providers take him in, or make an excuse to turn him away?

**Mpduration** · 08-21-24 11:40

Originally Posted by CrazyOrc [View Original Post]

https://www.newsweek.com/mpox-wastew...ncisco-1940156 (Mpox Detected in San Francisco Wastewater).

https://spectrumnews1.com/ca/la-west...a-your-morning

** IMP ** http://publichealth.lacounty.gov/med...data/index.htm (PLEASE SEE THESE WORRYING NUMBERS, over 95% of the infected are MALE).

Though not fatal unless you have a really compromised immune system, it is a horrible thing to contract with the lesions and all. It might leave you scarred. So take care mongers and if you do suspect or have symptoms of the virus infection, please stay away from infecting the ladies.

P.S.: I'm taking a hiatus till this thing blows over. Might consider getting vaccinated.

More contiguous that the last strain.

"appears to be spreading through sexual networks".

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/08/21/why-...h-experts.html

**Domelike2020** · 08-18-24 01:15

Originally Posted by LiftHerUp [View Original Post]

Looking at the site for the third link cited below, it looks like the LA County infection rate is 48 men to 1 woman, setting aside our transgender and nonbinary friends. So it would seem like it's mostly gays. For now. But it does give me pause.

Lift Her Up.

2% of women are infected versus 96% men. Unless the 2% of women are fucking all the guys, the numbers point to it spreading in the gay community.

I'm not making any type of judgment. I'm just trying to be accurate in regards to the risk to straight males.

**Lift Her Up** · 08-17-24 20:53

Originally Posted by CrazyOrc [View Original Post]

No, its not. It is transmitted through contact with an infected individual.

Looking at the site for the third link cited below, it looks like the LA County infection rate is 48 men to 1 woman, setting aside our transgender and nonbinary friends. So it would seem like it's mostly gays. For now. But it does give me pause.

Lift Her Up.

**CrazyOrc** · 08-17-24 14:46

Originally Posted by Domelike2020 [View Original Post]

Isn't this mainly a disease spreading through the gay community?

Last time around I heard it was primarily hitting the gay community.

No, its not. It is transmitted through contact with an infected individual.

**Oc Amper** · 08-17-24 14:30

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I figure I've been mongering for about 35 years. In all that time I've encountered maybe 2 or 3 girls in MPs (AMPs and LMPs) that I'd consider young hotties. Young being under about 25. I had a young Latina hottie in Downey once who couldn't have been much older than 20. I had a couple of Asian hotties who were probably in the 23 - 25 range. Outside of that, girls in their 30's and up is more the norm.

I've had a couple escorts who claimed to be 18 and their appearance supported them actually being that age. But of course they were quite expensive as compared to AMP prices.

So yeah they're out there, but you generally won't run into one by just walking into a massage shop. If you do, then you better buy a lottery ticket on your way out.

I started with this in the late 90's. At that time, the korean girls weren't all that old. Would have put me in Mid / Late 20's, and some were younger than me, most felt about my age, few felt older than I.

Today, well, a good number are younger than I, some older, some same age. It is rare to find a girl that I would suspect would be in lower 20's, most, in 30's I'd guess, probably some in 40's.

Even the K-Girls, all advertise as being 24 ish, and have been advertising that age for nearly 20 years. I have one specifically in mind, LOL.

**Domelike2020** · 08-17-24 13:09

Originally Posted by CrazyOrc [View Original Post]

https://www.newsweek.com/mpox-wastew...ncisco-1940156 (Mpox Detected in San Francisco Wastewater).

https://spectrumnews1.com/ca/la-west...a-your-morning

** IMP ** http://publichealth.lacounty.gov/med...data/index.htm (PLEASE SEE THESE WORRYING NUMBERS, over 95% of the infected are MALE).

Though not fatal unless you have a really compromised immune system, it is a horrible thing to contract with the lesions and all. It might leave you scarred. So take care mongers and if you do suspect or have symptoms of the virus infection, please stay away from infecting the ladies.

P.S.: I'm taking a hiatus till this thing blows over. Might consider getting vaccinated.

Isn't this mainly a disease spreading through the gay community?

Last time around I heard it was primarily hitting the gay community.