Massage Parlor Reports

[Serpico99]

I was going to try out a new (to me) spa in Mclean but decided to save that experience for another day, so I headed over to Palace Spa instead and saw Celine, as I was in the mood to munch on her bare pussy. Celine is still really slim and good looking (30's). Small tits and bare pussy but better than a lot of the chunky monkeys providers in this area. It's 60 for 30 minutes and 80 for the hour, they have a table shower as well.

Celine never shorts me on time and does not do a pump and dump, at least with me. DATY / DATO (on her) and P2P (she loves DATY and will get herself off by rubbing your erection on her clit as well) are on the menu. She is known not to offer her pussy up for FS (probably because an average size dick would be painful for her, given her small frame) but maybe others have had success.

I love seeing her in her tiny jeans shorts as well.

[Serpico99]

The best and surest way of getting bare service is to be a repeated customer and frequent and get to know the girls overtime. That just being my experience in my 4 yrs mongerin. Obviously the more they know you and are comfortable around you they will be happy to treat an old friend.

I find it best to never expect bare anything but when it happens then I'm pleasantly surprised and repeat next day to lock down the girl.

It's obviously a YMMV game and a very patient game.

From my experience, this guy knows how to play the game, well said.

[PapiKulo]

The best and surest way of getting bare service is to be a repeated customer and frequent and get to know the girls overtime. That just being my experience in my 4 yrs mongerin. Obviously the more they know you and are comfortable around you they will be happy to treat an old friend.

I find it best to never expect bare anything but when it happens then I'm pleasantly surprised and repeat next day to lock down the girl.

It's obviously a YMMV game and a very patient game.

[DisMan6]

Well you have to give it to the girls that there is the Jeremy Powell effect in play here as well. I just never go beyond 300 total compensation. There are some indy thais who have started quoting 360, but I tell them I can pay 300 and they comply, only if they are worth it.

Everything is priced too expensively these days. The most I've ever spent for a session (either AMP or indy) is 260 for an hr with Zina. But I went back a few times because it was such a good time. GFE, MSOG, BBBJ and shes hot. Hope she comes back soon lmao. But I think 260 would be my absolute max for a session and Id expect the same service.

Edited in some words.

[TheManTheMyth]

Hope all you Mongers are well! I was wondering if anyone can recommend an AMP that has or typically has Asian GILFs. The older the best for me! I prefer those older, Asian meat curtains. Thanks everyone.

[Samizza]

Well you have to give it to the girls that there is the Jeremy Powell effect in play here as well. I just never go beyond 300 total compensation. There are some indy thais who have started quoting 360, but I tell them I can pay 300 and they comply, only if they are worth it.

I will say I am not a very hard negotiator but I also pay attention to the board so I don't ruin the fun for everyone and set expectations that will be too high for others. But when I first started a few years ago. It was 140 for cfs. Now I'm getting starting offers at 180 to 200. With yuki at Eastern for instance she would go down to 140. I would love to hear others input on BB. Because I have never gotten that from a provider at those price points. And to be honest I've only gotten it from providers who I had seen regularly and then it was just a surprise when they felt comfortable with me.

[PinWheel97]

I will say I am not a very hard negotiator but I also pay attention to the board so I don't ruin the fun for everyone and set expectations that will be too high for others. But when I first started a few years ago. It was 140 for cfs. Now I'm getting starting offers at 180 to 200. With yuki at Eastern for instance she would go down to 140. I would love to hear others input on BB. Because I have never gotten that from a provider at those price points. And to be honest I've only gotten it from providers who I had seen regularly and then it was just a surprise when they felt comfortable with me.

Do you try negotiating? 180-200 tip for CFS is way too high. I've never paid more than 140 tip for that and even that I'd say is a little high. Usually 120 is fine. And I agree HJ normally is like 40-80 (depending on LoS: if they allow MSOG etc).

[DisMan6]

But this is just not accurate. Esp the BB parts. The majority of C and K providers won't do BB.

I am not saying I pay this but the expectation now is 60 to 80 for HJ. 100 for CBJ. 180 to 200 for CFS.

And that is before house fee of 70 to 80 for an hour. So we're talking 280 to just have sex. And I love AMPs.

But I have no idea where you are getting these BBBJ CIM, BBFS, BBBJ numbers.

I think this is why I have switched to the agency board. I can pay 360 for an hour of MSOG with a 21 yo j girl. BBBJ / CIM / DATY / DFK all included. If I pay an extra 100, I can get BBFS COP. For 200, I can BBFSCIP.

Do you try negotiating? 180-200 tip for CFS is way too high. I've never paid more than 140 tip for that and even that I'd say is a little high. Usually 120 is fine. And I agree HJ normally is like 40-80 (depending on LoS: if they allow MSOG etc).

[SwiftChariot]

Well I finally did it.

FB is one of the only uncharted territories to be explored and find success in. I've seen ads on FB with regulars I've seen before so I know there can be real ones out there. I 1st tried to Latino ones selling clothes for $120. They usually have a location in the general region of DC. I know I need to be very careful on FB, after all I am very exposed to my identity. My plan is that I will contact them and ask for their number and then if they respond with a number I will follow up the next day or so. Most of these ads will respond with a "whatsapp" number. DO NOT CONTACT THEM ON WHATSAPP! I know they can see your FB contacts thru there and you will probably be blackmailed. In fact, I presume that's what 99% of these ads try to do. THINK WITH YOUR BIG HEADS.

I finally hit on one in Alexandria, she posted her actual number and I texted her next day. Was at a personal condo and she opened in the standard massage garb, plain looking with a lot of make-up, wasnt really attractive. Massage was good on the flip I asked for extra and she said she doesn't do that, but her friend does. She got her friend and lord all mighty she was looker. Looked early 30's pudgy not firm in the right areas. Said 1 for HJ and 2 for CFS. I countered with 3 "sin condom. " She said no so I dressed and left.

Seniors can have the phone number for a go.

Since I was in alexandria I hit up Luna from DMVLatinas. Was in dowtown Alexandria so parking is a *****. Studio is above a barbershop, so it was a little awkward. Luna doesn't look latina to me. She looks like a cross between an American and Euro. She is mid 40's and was hot was she was younger for sure. Did a HHR and tipped 60 for NOVA, would repeat she is fun.

[SwiftChariot]

Does anyone have experience with the lady and her massage?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...all-55469.html

She looks great and add was good. I inquired and was given the general address of the Moxley near Walmart in Fairfax. All appeared to be legitimate. I arrived and texted for the address. That's when she said I was new and she needed payment up front by Venmo or Zelle. I declined and then she wanted PayPal and again I declined. She then wanted gift card numbers. No way in hell am I going to play into this scam. So I wished her well and was on with my day.

Has anyone seen her or had this same experience? Her location is great and I guess she pays for it by scamming good money from potential clients.

HD 29.

She is scam, I flag her everywhere I go. TGTBT ads I vent. Also, if they respond "what city are you in" I give them a city far away, if they say still they can see me I know they are a scam. Also, if you are suspicous ask them if they like you to pre-pay, so you don't waste your time. Finally, I will text at a differnt number asking for an appointment 30 min after I booked an hr one. If they say they can see me it's a scam.

[Harley Dude 29]

Does anyone have experience with the lady and her massage?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...all-55469.html

She looks great and add was good. I inquired and was given the general address of the Moxley near Walmart in Fairfax. All appeared to be legitimate. I arrived and texted for the address. That's when she said I was new and she needed payment up front by Venmo or Zelle. I declined and then she wanted PayPal and again I declined. She then wanted gift card numbers. No way in hell am I going to play into this scam. So I wished her well and was on with my day.

Has anyone seen her or had this same experience? Her location is great and I guess she pays for it by scamming good money from potential clients.

HD 29.

[PinWheel97]

But this is just not accurate. Esp the BB parts. The majority of C and K providers won't do BB.

I am not saying I pay this but the expectation now is 60 to 80 for HJ. 100 for CBJ. 180 to 200 for CFS.

And that is before house fee of 70 to 80 for an hour. So we're talking 280 to just have sex. And I love AMPs.

But I have no idea where you are getting these BBBJ CIM, BBFS, BBBJ numbers.

I think this is why I have switched to the agency board. I can pay 360 for an hour of MSOG with a 21 yo j girl. BBBJ / CIM / DATY / DFK all included. If I pay an extra 100, I can get BBFS COP. For 200, I can BBFSCIP.

Thing is, "standard" for what basics plus extras plus duration?

SOLELY based on the "extras" just for the deed itself and not accounting for massage quality, duration, 2 pop vs 1, a vet here gave me the following "guidelines" to start my negotiations when I got started in this pursuit:

HJ 40 (but expect 60).

CBJ 80.

BBJ 100.

CIM BBJ 120.

CFS 140-150.

BBFS 200.

I'm not a hard negotiator that pushes for lowest absolute cost, but those are "affordable" in my book and have no problem finding places with girls that accept them.

Lou.

[DoctorDoctor]

I hear you Doc.

When I moved to NOVA I started with AMPs because of the anonymity. Before I had a burner I could just walk in and try my luck with who was available. My first AMP FS was granny spinner Lily at Oriental Manassas where I could BBBJ and BBFSCIP (she hated CIM) for a $ tip and 30 house. After COVID hit NOVA really opened up with Flushing girls who do FS but at much higher rates. Now I consider AMPs more of a Crapshoot for service and when you do find something worth repeating she rotates out in the blink of an eye.

ACSs have always been a crapshoot (hence the name) but if you are nice and get to know them you can get a much better ROI. Most will let you take pics / vids or role play and some will do anal, throat fuck, Rim, BB for a slight upchargs that's still below the AMP FS tip+house rate.

Nova started opening up a little before Covid for me.

I get developing a "relationship" and going back often. It creates a level of intimacy, or close to it, that makes the experience human vs banging some bored chick.

I've done the same in the past and if the connection happens will do it again.

[Serpico99]

Thank God someone said it. I feel like people put them on such a pedestal. I don't really find any of them to be hot. Definitely not worth anything near the price they charge. People are literally paying that money just because they're exotic. Every time I go see one of them I regret it because I wasted so much money or a short time. Not a good value IMO.

Concur. I don't think any of them are worth the money they are charging. Not on par with what we would normally think of Thai ladies: young and slim. A lot of the Thai providers here also seem to have adopted the "American diet" and are a bit more chunkier. No thanks.

[Metloaf]

After long time had session with Ronda last week. Setup is standard. This time it is Nuru. Enjoyed all of it. Same quality of service and play. I wish there is some warm oil involved. She is chatty and shared her experiences with different mongers and some jokes. It was fun, relaxing. She said, if the price is right she will do everything. Let me know if any of you were delivered out of the standard menu? Will make another trip based on your responses or comments for additional features.

Stay safe and play hard.

I believe it's a learned habit to pass the time quicker with them, especially when you a repeater!

But all the talk and the language misuses leads to me wishing they just shut the fuck up and suck or if it's a BBBJ provider I throw the D right in there mouth and chitchat over.