Massage Parlor Reports

[GeorgeMax]

Hey all, Florida monger here visiting the area this weekend going to be around Ohare / convention center and des plaines area and was wondering if anyone can suggest a good full service AMP or maybe a UTR in the area. I looked thru the AMP section of the forum seems like most of the good ones are further than I want to travel. I'm only there for a couple days and leaving by Sunday.

Go to Sunny Day in Mt Prospect!

TS + Sauna + BBBJ + DATY + DATO + CFS + Massage before and after + Ball Licking sometimes = 2 x door fee.

Young Korean slim, b size, some curve to the butt and shaven bare.

[Moejoo]

Hey all, Florida monger here visiting the area this weekend going to be around Ohare / convention center and des plaines area and was wondering if anyone can suggest a good full service AMP or maybe a UTR in the area. I looked thru the AMP section of the forum seems like most of the good ones are further than I want to travel. I'm only there for a couple days and leaving by Sunday.

I recommend you check out the Mr. Prospect subforum here.

[OdinsBeard78]

Hey all, Florida monger here visiting the area this weekend going to be around Ohare / convention center and des plaines area and was wondering if anyone can suggest a good full service AMP or maybe a UTR in the area. I looked thru the AMP section of the forum seems like most of the good ones are further than I want to travel. I'm only there for a couple days and leaving by Sunday.

[Fit312]

Personally my thoughts unless the Officer catches you balls deep with a condom on I personally would play dumb and say nothing but I know a lot of people are afraid of jail but me personally not so much.

I'm not a lawyer, but I wouldn't say anything incriminating under any circumstances.

[RealDealRic]

Wondering if anyone has gotten close to a police encounter and how to avoid those situations. I know the basic "say nothing" but are there other things you do to avoid getting caught?

I heard others ask for legal services first (like paying to get naked) before negotiating anything bigger.

Best Advice is say nothing and pray the spa doesn't have you on camera inside slinging your dick all over the place.

I've know people who got stopped coming out of spas and normally Vice will ask you for details on the spa you just left and other spas in the area and how to set up appointments- it's your own choice to snitch or not but most will snitch to avoid taking a ride to the jail.

Personally my thoughts unless the Officer catches you balls deep with a condom on I personally would play dumb and say nothing but I know a lot of people are afraid of jail but me personally not so much.

[Whamster123]

Anyone remember or have the contact info for the provider who would host in Oak Brook (Usually at the Drake), was older MILF providing massage with a golden shower. I think she would visit from indiana once or twice a month.

[Boston2060]

Wondering if anyone has gotten close to a police encounter and how to avoid those situations. I know the basic "say nothing" but are there other things you do to avoid getting caught?

I heard others ask for legal services first (like paying to get naked) before negotiating anything bigger.

[HappyGardener]

Couldn't get into my normal spot so I went to Lucky Star on Broadway in a pinch. Called in advance and was met at the door by a really cute, granola-ish looking Asian girl with a really cute body and an anime look. A well-above-above average massage and a L1 finish that was incredibly sexy. Didn't get her name and don't know if more was on menu, didn't ask. Left feeling like a king.

Don't know if there is a rotation there, but I'd go back for that girl again.

Was in that neighborhood (Lakeview / Wrigleyville / Boystown) on Sunday and decided to stop in and see Sophia. Parking is a pain in that neighborhood. Took me a few loops around and someone was leaving in front of the you-haul place and I grabbed that spot. Now the door for this place is right next to the patio seating for the pizza place next door. And the neighborhood walking traffic is BUSY. So for those of you guys squeamish about standing in front of an AMP waiting for the door to get unlocked, this place isn't for you. It's just down the street from Broadway Spa so it's easy to confuse the two.

Sophia is as described. Cute and tiny. It was already 7:15 when I arrived and she wanted to leave by 8 so I only got a half hour. Most sensual massage I have received in a long time. Slow, gentle, soft pressure. And as described by two others, the L1 finish is superb. Eye contact, straddling my leg and grinding on it, slow hand contact. Almost to the point of too much sensation.

$50 for the half hour. $60 for the tip. Met Latina Anna on the way out. She was leaving as I was and we walked together until I got to my car. Not sure if anymore is on the menu there. Doubtful. But both young and cute and a change of pace from the grannies.

[Coopertars]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...are-60706.html

She just started posting yesterday and I don't know why but I immediately reached out and scheduled without doing any research. Ended up being a good time. She's black, 5'2" 110 lbs with a nice curvy body. Toppless massage with L1 finish, says she doesn't do L2, but sounded open to other things but I just stuck to the L1.

Pros: Cute, great massage, light oil, great technique on the L1, lets you touch. She sounds like she would be open to more body to body and you massaging her if that's your thing. Offers a massage with no extras if you're looking for something legit too. Uses up the entire hour.

Cons: Works in an old office space near the Western Brown line stop, small studio, no shower, bathroom around the corner type of place. She used to be in the industry before, but she was pretty quiet / shy / timid about doing the deed at first. Maybe that was to feel me out and make sure I wasn't LEO? Limited availability, 3 days a week but sounds like she works kind of late.

1 Hr Topless L1 = $200.

[SrtLover]

Been to River spa a few times. They only allow L1 and nothing more. Have two different Chinese girls. Nothing special to brag. Massage was ok. That was the main reason I visited.

I wish there are more of better places in the north side.

[Hajima]

Went to Ozone last week and got Chanel. She's Thai like most; if not all of them. Thin with MM D'S and a nice face. Honestly the massage wasn't worth it but the CBJ was. I saw three others there but deferred on the first one that almost took me back who was thicker than my taste. Chanel is around for about another week.

[Fit312]

I was walking on Clark Street by Belmont recently and noticed a new place. Or maybe it is just new to me. I haven't been in, so I can't say for sure, but just from walking by I could see that the place looked sketchy as hell so I knew it must be good. LOL. I looked it up and one of the other sites suggests that you can get pretty much whatever you want.

While I was making the rounds after banging Sophia at Orange, I invested 25 cents to park and check out this place. Went down the stairs and was greeted by this short granny with dyed hair who spoke extremely limited English. She whipped out her phone and I saw 160. I played dumb and asked her how much for a massage and she punched in 70. I asked her how much for boom-boom and she enthusiastically punched in 160 and made thrusting motions. I grabbed her ass and said that I would be back next week maybe.

[WalkingHard]

This post reads like the opening minute of a 'Gossip Girl' episode (my ex loved it j / k I did. It's great storytelling). Anyways, two new pretty Thai spinners just arrived at Ozone Spa over the past two weeks. I was in there last week as a guy with a shirt and tie walked with what appeared to be a soy sauce stain on it. He was wearing penny loafers and definitely noticed me standing in the fish bowl as he walked inside the shop. I don't remember the girls names but if you call the shop and ask "who are the new girls" the girl who answers the phone will tell you their names because I had a conversation with them a while ago how guys don't like to be simply told "new girl working very pretty come see" when they call because they feel like they're about to go on a wild goose chase and they listened to my advice and now provide such info. I wish other people (cough cough) would also take my advice.

XOXO, Gossip Guy.

I'm stunned you guys either haven't discovered the 2 Chicago Legends working at the same spa or just don't post it!

Got a message from my #1 girl cause she knew I was going to be in Chicago for the Metallica concert and she game me an address and told me she had a surprise for me. I Personally don't like surprises in this business but this Chicago Legend and I have grown to be really good friends over the last couple of months so I paid them a surprise visit myself. Rang the bell and holy shit was I surprised to see 2 Chicago Legends who had great reviews from RuYuan, Tokyo and 819 Spas and had the best 2 on 1 session of my life for what most of you guys are paying for regular 1:1 VIP.

All I can say is I left the spa rocked and while the spa isn't the nicest if you are lucky enough to find them at this never mentioned spa you also will hit the jackpot. After my session was hanging out chatting with my #1 and some lucky guy (size 10.5/11 work boots with white paint on them) hit the jackpot himself. Was too funny when he entered he didn't notice me sitting on the massage chair and all I heard was OMG Fucking God I can't believe what I'm seeing LOL me either brother me either and hope you got rocked yourself -.

Only clue I can give you guys is the spa is in a 2 mile radius from China Town. It is rarely mentioned here and isn't the nicest place but if you are lucky enough to find it also please post your experience- let's have some fun here and good luck hunting guys and if you ring the bell and they don't answer call them they might be busy taking care of someone -.

3 girls working at the spa and 2 of them are Area Legends.

Don't PM I was asked to post about them working together but don't post location to let people figure it out for themselves.

[MStanfield]

Experienced ones. LMAO. Ok maybe Ill do what you do and keep things to myself from now on and not contribute except to share no info. Thought the whole point of the forum was to share info not keep it to ourselves but I guess I'm mistaken.

My apology bro. This "experienced one" word was very inappropriate.

Guess this post was meant to help busted locations to get some old clients back. Booker had a hard time I guess and appeared to be more cautious.

Do not like the Legend description either but they did have a few good providers before.

[SpaGuy21]

I'm stunned you guys either haven't discovered the 2 Chicago Legends working at the same spa or just don't post it!

You might as well have not posted. Quite possible the most useless info posted on the forum. There's plenty of spa's near chinatown. "2 mile radius from China town. " how stupid.

"Chicago legends" is extremely subjective, especially coming from someone who only "visits" Chicago. And if they came out of Ruyuan, Tokyo or 819 then they are not Chicago "legends. " Not posting an actual location is just dumb. Sounds like a typical hype post trying to drum up interest in your typical rotating girl jack shack.