Massage Parlor Reports

**TheRC12** · 08-06-24 16:18

Originally Posted by PhyuckYiu [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this one. Says her name is Mandy. Quoted 350 $ for Nuru Massage and extra just in case you wanted to slide inside for release.

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/hws...769915052.html

Phyuck!

Tried her out. Texted a few days in advance to check availability, she confirmed she was available at the time, but went silent for a few days. I followed up yesterday and she responded and said she wasn't sure if her new location was available, but she'd let me know. I followed up morning of saying her other location would suffice if necessary, and she confirmed the appointment. In the text string, the date and time is mentioned multiple times. I get there at the requested time, and call, as instructed. She answers and says "oh shit, I thought it was "X:30" when it was clearly X:00 in the texts. Not a huge deal, but a little annoying, luckily I had time to wait. She showed up about 20 minutes later, she was a passenger in a car, and the driver parked and just waited. Nobody was around the location, but it's not the best area, not the worst either, but it's outskirts of the city. There was ample parking though.

Positives:

It's absolutely her in the pictures, she looks exactly like them, except her hair isn't in braids / rows, it's just straight brown hair, about to the middle of her back.

She's got a tight body, fair amount of tats, but she looks good and knows how to use every inch of herself.

She's not shy about P2 P contact if you opt for the slide, so that was fun.

I've never had a nude body rubbed all over me while Randy Travis was playing, but hey, check that one off now.

She's friendly and makes sure you leave satisfied.

Negatives:

It is in no way Nuru. It's a bunch of lotion that she spreads liberally on you and herself. It is absolutely a nude body slide, but that's where the similarity to any kind of nuru ends.

Massage was only about 15 min before she told me to flip.

She used a combination of her hand / lotion / pussy and it was kind of hard to tell what was where, but it was vigorous, and effective.

The place is pretty dingy. She takes you around back to go in through a basement door that takes some effort to get shut. It's a straight up basement / laundry room with a massage table (real massage table at least) in the middle of an empty room, with washer and dryer of questionable functionality hanging out in the same space. Carpet was wet, room wasn't the cleanest, to the point that when I finished, I wanted to go somewhere to get a shower (see my next post for that).

She says she does outcalls, and I'd be tempted to repeat via that method, but probably wouldn't go back to that same location.

But, if you want a nude slide, and don't care that it's not nuru gel / mat / etc, she's legit. Prices as quoted on her ad, no upsell.

**Bigman1000** · 08-06-24 14:42

Originally Posted by CaptainGiggidy [View Original Post]

Any hints to where to look? Rubmaps? STG? Backpage? Or should I just walk around Philli yelling Nuru and wait to see who's head pops out to answer? LOL.

Just go through the Philadelphia sex guide massage parlor section my guy. Good reviews over there, there massage selection is a decent amount better than ours.

**ImSmitten** · 08-06-24 14:06

Is the strange & weird MMS still working?

**SkipAway1** · 08-06-24 12:25

Originally Posted by PuppyHood [View Original Post]

Emily is a young MILF a bit playful once you guys broke the ice. Soft hands good for medium pressure massage. She touched all the right spots and then I got so horny when I turned around. HJ finish and stayed for 50 min.

Are you talking about the place on 108 or Red Branch? I'm not familiar with one on Red Branch and some members haven't gotten anything at the place on 108.

**CaptainWillard** · 08-06-24 11:09

Was in the area last Friday and no one sketchy nearby so I decided to try this place out. I didn't get Mimi but she told me her name was Sara, spoke almost no English. Did an hour for 70 so we started with the table shower which was very thorough as some have said, seriously I had just showered before leaving the house but she scrubbed my ass so hard she chafed it! Massage was kinda weak but eventually asked what I wanted to spend, I said 80 and she said ok and showed me her hand. I pointed to her mouth and she said 100. I said "no condom" and I guess she thought I wanted one because she went to a drawer, so they definitely have them there. I said again I don't like them and she said ok. This was a surprise but she started with a very nice BBBJ. As I was about to cum I told her several times and she just kept going, I thought I hit the jackpot at first. Well as soon as I started she stopped the BJ and started with a jackhammer 2 hand HJ, it was actually very uncomfortable. I remember a previous post talking about that, it must have been the same one. Anyway, she got the job done but while things started out so well I didn't really care for the ending. She then proceeded to squirt alcohol on me to clean up and when it hit my ass it brought tears to my eyes! Afterwards she continued the massage and I was there at least an hour. It was something different but I don't think I'll repeat.

**Ian1974** · 08-05-24 22:33

Originally Posted by CaptainGiggidy [View Original Post]

My exp with telegram is they're all 100% fake. The only one that I think might be real is the agency one. At TysonsCornerBodyrubs.

But even then I'm not sure as I haven't tried yet.

I must've tried 20 different girls on telegram. Each and every one of them wanted a deposit. Fake. I was in Singapore last month and Telegram was a gold mine.

**CaptainGiggidy** · 08-05-24 19:51

Originally Posted by Bigman1000 [View Original Post]

If you ever have the time or are in the area, there are some spas in phili that give the kinda nuru you see in porn.

Any hints to where to look? Rubmaps? STG? Backpage? Or should I just walk around Philli yelling Nuru and wait to see who's head pops out to answer? LOL.

**PuppyHood** · 08-05-24 19:31

Emily is a young MILF a bit playful once you guys broke the ice. Soft hands good for medium pressure massage. She touched all the right spots and then I got so horny when I turned around. HJ finish and stayed for 50 min.

**Bigman1000** · 08-05-24 19:29

Originally Posted by PhyuckYiu [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this one. Says her name is Mandy. Quoted 350 $ for Nuru Massage and extra just in case you wanted to slide inside for release.

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/hws...769915052.html

Phyuck!

She has a report in escort section titled "petite Masseuse" was positive from what I remember. Tried to set up something myself but her comms aren't the best.

**Bigman1000** · 08-05-24 19:27

Originally Posted by Genre [View Original Post]

Particularly on Adult Search, and less so with skip the games, some of the (hotel / other location) AMPs or AMP like providers advertise a Nuru experience.

I don't actually care about actually using the nuru gel. Soapy water, baby oil, etc. Would all work well. The key is naked, body to body, privates to privates (sometimes called a pussy job, stripper slide, or camel toe slide) experience. Usually this needs either a table shower or blow up mattress to do right. Using the hotel bed does not usually work as well.

When I have been fortunate enough to receive this service (Thank you Dallas MPs), it is wonderful.

Many of the above mentioned sites will claim to offer the service, in my explorations so far (in Baltimore / BWI / Columbia) I have not succeeded in actually getting that service. Can anyone on the board point to a service that does perform this service?

Recommendations appreciated, thanks.

If you ever have the time or are in the area, there are some spas in phili that give the kinda nuru you see in porn.

**CaptainGiggidy** · 08-05-24 16:43

Originally Posted by FaceDownPro [View Original Post]

Man I'm learning sumn new. I'm not tapped in on Telegram with working some.

My exp with telegram is they're all 100% fake. The only one that I think might be real is the agency one. At TysonsCornerBodyrubs.

But even then I'm not sure as I haven't tried yet.

**FaceDownPro** · 08-05-24 13:28

Originally Posted by Spaco1 [View Original Post]

Has anyone had any success finding anyone new on Telegram? Just curious. I found a couple that want a $50 deposit before sending out address and just don't feel great about it. Wondering if anyone has had any good / bad experiences.

Man I'm learning sumn new. I'm not tapped in on Telegram with working some.

**Dave1984** · 08-05-24 11:23

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/hws...771328429.html

Anyone try this one? Posts in Baltimore Craigslist under health / wellness.

Pretty provocative photo.

Stay safe.