Escort Reports

[BigBen07]

There are quite a few of us that have been around long enough for us to remember the absolute bat $hit crazy side of Birdie albeit the drugs probably talking but she was for a while almost, nah she was bipolar. I hope her getting clean has changed all that.

SD.

I remember that girl. But she's definitely not that person anymore. She will still cuss you out if you disrespect her or her rules.

[SlimDog2]

It's hard to believe that you're a senior member and have never partaken in her wares. Once you try her all others will fall short. I have yet to find any better.

There are quite a few of us that have been around long enough for us to remember the absolute bat $hit crazy side of Birdie albeit the drugs probably talking but she was for a while almost, nah she was bipolar. I hope her getting clean has changed all that.

SD.

[BigBen07]

Although I might need a more detailed review of Jessica's offerings.

It's hard to believe that you're a senior member and have never partaken in her wares. Once you try her all others will fall short. I have yet to find any better.

[BballDude2000]

Anyone mess with this one or have any intel on legitimacy?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/augus...r/996731947626

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...usta/173989832#.

From older posts seems like they've passed through the Carolina's, but can't find any reviews.

Cheers.

[JunkSecond]

I'm sorry for the confusion. I thought I was giving Jessica, A. K. A. Birdie props. I have never seen nor will I that blonde chick. So I will reiterate, Birdie is Augusta's best. I have no knowledge, good or bad of the little blonde.

Although I might need a more detailed review of Jessica's offerings.

[GamerDude86]

I read it as a direct reply to the question of if the provider in the link was legit, and missed any connection with Jessica. It makes me feel a bit better as I was wondering how I had such a bad experience, but it does happen.

Maybe you should redeem yourself with a visit from birdie LOL.

[BigBen07]

I'm sorry for the confusion. I thought I was giving Jessica, A. K. A. Birdie props. I have never seen nor will I that blonde chick. So I will reiterate, Birdie is Augusta's best. I have no knowledge, good or bad of the little blonde.

[JunkSecond]

Bigben was talking about Jessica aka birdie on that post you posted.

I read it as a direct reply to the question of if the provider in the link was legit, and missed any connection with Jessica. It makes me feel a bit better as I was wondering how I had such a bad experience, but it does happen.

[GamerDude86]

LOL yeah I noticed this too but didn't say anything. The other chick was known for her $500 bare QV to pay for bail for a "family friend". From what I heard, she said someone paid off the whole $1700 and didn't even want sex because she was beautiful (her words).

Shiiiiiiiiittttt ain't that much beauty in the world lmao.

[WayToFarGone]

LOL yeah I noticed this too but didn't say anything. The other chick was known for her $500 bare QV to pay for bail for a "family friend". From what I heard, she said someone paid off the whole $1700 and didn't even want sex because she was beautiful (her words).

That's cap.

[GADude1]

Bigben was talking about Jessica aka birdie on that post you posted.

LOL yeah I noticed this too but didn't say anything. The other chick was known for her $500 bare QV to pay for bail for a "family friend". From what I heard, she said someone paid off the whole $1700 and didn't even want sex because she was beautiful (her words).

[GamerDude86]

Was playing phone tag with this one for a couple days and slow responses inhibited meeting, red flag #1. Red flag #2 was a request for $10 to wash clothes before I even met her because some junky took her cash. Finally got a timely response and discover the location is the biggest shithole hotel on Washington, one that I will not visit after dark, red flag #3. I am close and it's daylight and I like her new pics so give it a shot. I roll up and see a girl who looks like the pictures come down the stairs and enter a room on the first floor. I inform of arrival and then get told to bring a cover, red flag #4, and a room number. I'm always prepared so head up to the room the first girl just exited. I enter the room to find someone who may be the girl in the pics but looks 30-40 pounds heavier. I ask if the girl who left the room also works, and a reply of her sister works sometimes but not often. She was very friendly, and I'm hoping that at least a good BJ could come of this.

I then started a nightmare of a dream. She slips the cover onto a limp Johnson and starts a half assed BJ, after 10-15 seconds she changes position and goes for another 15 seconds. Just as things are beginning to engorge she starts a rough ass hand job and tells me to hit it from behind with a tone that it is the only position available. Well shit! With the previous review / warning about rules I just keep things cordial and plan to unload quick and roll out, the view is better from behind anyway. I get hard enough to enter and on the second or third stroke about halfway in I look down and see a little blood. I pull out and there are clots on the end. She says she can't believe it as she don't have cycles and is still friendly as I peel off a barely used cover as she hands me a rag. I ask her what she wants to do with the donation (which is no longer on the counter) or how we should finish. She says that she will go get her sister and quickly exits the room telling me not to steal anything.

I wait a few minutes then text her to see if her sister is on the way, figure the game is up and start to dress. About that time a black dude enters the room and asks if she is here. I tell her she went to "specific room number" to get her sister. He seems a bit surprised and says he knows the room and will go there to look for her. About the time I get dressed I see a profile through the drapes. I walk to the door and see black dude #2 hanging out. We chat about the weather and tell him I'm waiting for her sister. Black dude #1 comes back and tells me it's his room, she gave him thirty to borrow it for fifteen minutes and I need to come back in a half an hour. I tell him that we all know what's up, and I just got robbed with a cash and dash routine. I tell him you can't pull shit like this as it is very bad for business. He apologizes and tells me to try again later. I tell them to have a good day and roll out. Both gents were friendly and cordial no threats or aggression, but not sure everyone would have the same experience, as I had a good 60 pounds on them and is probably why he left and came back with a friend. I woke up from the nightmare and drove home.

She never did tell me when her sister would arrive but did reply to tell me it was not a cash and dash. I lack the vocabulary for anything else. Not trying to throw shade at Ben as I am fully aware these girls can change personalities at the drop of a hat. But from my experience, AVOID this one at all costs.

I found and archived all the ads and pics I could find. She will now live in infamy into perpetuity.

Augusta's Finest Rippoff.

https://archive.ph/VjxqN

https://archive.ph/06w9S

https://archive.ph/ZFQFx

Bigben was talking about Jessica aka birdie on that post you posted.

[BballDude2000]

Hey gents.

Anybody seen this lady recently?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/karri-escort-augusta-394153

She's my type from her pics and wanted to know if she's legit.

She's definitely a real provider. Saw her a good while ago when she used to post on SkipTheGames. Did incall out of a middle of the line hotel off Gordon Highway. Last I heard from her she was trying to get a more stable job, guess that either fell through or needs the extra income again. Definitely an older provider and chubby, which I suppose is your type, but she is pretty chill and reasonable to coordinate with. Not sure what has changed between then and now, so that's up to you or someone else to find out. Cheers.

[JunkSecond]

She is definitely legit. Suffice to say, she's the best Augusta has to offer. You won't get better service anywhere. Yes she has rules, and they're not to be fucked with. She gives a great massage, and hands down the best deepthroat sloppy toppy. And she is definitely one of if not the only provider I know that doesn't have a pimp / handler / jealous boyfriend lurking around. You'll have a great experience as long as you check the bullshit at the door.

I don't see her post much is she available Mon. Thru Friday or only when posts are up?

Also has anyone got any info on https://skipthegames.com/posts/augus...-/131463187739.

Is she legit?

Was playing phone tag with this one for a couple days and slow responses inhibited meeting, red flag #1. Red flag #2 was a request for $10 to wash clothes before I even met her because some junky took her cash. Finally got a timely response and discover the location is the biggest shithole hotel on Washington, one that I will not visit after dark, red flag #3. I am close and it's daylight and I like her new pics so give it a shot. I roll up and see a girl who looks like the pictures come down the stairs and enter a room on the first floor. I inform of arrival and then get told to bring a cover, red flag #4, and a room number. I'm always prepared so head up to the room the first girl just exited. I enter the room to find someone who may be the girl in the pics but looks 30-40 pounds heavier. I ask if the girl who left the room also works, and a reply of her sister works sometimes but not often. She was very friendly, and I'm hoping that at least a good BJ could come of this.

I then started a nightmare of a dream. She slips the cover onto a limp Johnson and starts a half assed BJ, after 10-15 seconds she changes position and goes for another 15 seconds. Just as things are beginning to engorge she starts a rough ass hand job and tells me to hit it from behind with a tone that it is the only position available. Well shit! With the previous review / warning about rules I just keep things cordial and plan to unload quick and roll out, the view is better from behind anyway. I get hard enough to enter and on the second or third stroke about halfway in I look down and see a little blood. I pull out and there are clots on the end. She says she can't believe it as she don't have cycles and is still friendly as I peel off a barely used cover as she hands me a rag. I ask her what she wants to do with the donation (which is no longer on the counter) or how we should finish. She says that she will go get her sister and quickly exits the room telling me not to steal anything.

I wait a few minutes then text her to see if her sister is on the way, figure the game is up and start to dress. About that time a black dude enters the room and asks if she is here. I tell her she went to "specific room number" to get her sister. He seems a bit surprised and says he knows the room and will go there to look for her. About the time I get dressed I see a profile through the drapes. I walk to the door and see black dude #2 hanging out. We chat about the weather and tell him I'm waiting for her sister. Black dude #1 comes back and tells me it's his room, she gave him thirty to borrow it for fifteen minutes and I need to come back in a half an hour. I tell him that we all know what's up, and I just got robbed with a cash and dash routine. I tell him you can't pull shit like this as it is very bad for business. He apologizes and tells me to try again later. I tell them to have a good day and roll out. Both gents were friendly and cordial no threats or aggression, but not sure everyone would have the same experience, as I had a good 60 pounds on them and is probably why he left and came back with a friend. I woke up from the nightmare and drove home.

She never did tell me when her sister would arrive but did reply to tell me it was not a cash and dash. I lack the vocabulary for anything else. Not trying to throw shade at Ben as I am fully aware these girls can change personalities at the drop of a hat. But from my experience, AVOID this one at all costs.

I found and archived all the ads and pics I could find. She will now live in infamy into perpetuity.

Augusta's Finest Rippoff.

https://archive.ph/VjxqN

https://archive.ph/06w9S

https://archive.ph/ZFQFx

[HavOk93]

Hey gents.

Anybody seen this lady recently?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/karri-escort-augusta-394153

She's my type from her pics and wanted to know if she's legit.